I haven't been around in a month, I come back, and already I am in the top five posters for the last week. Really? You people can do better!
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I haven't been around in a month, I come back, and already I am in the top five posters for the last week. Really? You people can do better!
I just tied Psychotic.
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OOOOOOOOOLD OKLAHOMA WHERE THE MOOOOOOOOONSHINE IS MADE
OH HOW I LOVE KOOL
AID
yes sensei
i will do your bidding
what ever that may
be
not to mention that mother of yours!
SHE LOOKS LIKE A PIT BULL
:tongue::colbert::happybday:happybday:happybday:happybday:happybday:happybday:happybday
that's good! too bad it is late on a Saturday night.
ya :\
at leest we have each other
that is something, isn't it.
:ffvitrouble: says hi
AH HOW IS http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/sm...fvitrouble.gif nowadays. TELL HIS mother thank you very much for the BOYSENBERRY PIE
It was delicious. :-)
how is your avatar so big
how did you accidentally the whole avatar
put the smurfing cheat code in dumbass
sorry, sorry
tht was a bit rash of me to call u a dumbass like that
i dnt even kno u
should i go out tonight?
i'd have to heat up my car first, which is lame.
hi kirsy say hi to :ffvitrouble:
yeah dude. go get some tail. note that "tail" can refer to man or female so if ur gay then it works too. i dont discriminate u know. "tail" can also refere (even more appropriately) to aminals as well. as you can see, i have all the bases covered.
i wish grover was here
:grover:
-"hey"
my car started up without heating the engine block first. this is a sign that going out is the right thing to do.
:yamete:
the smurf do you live man serbia?
it's not even dec. yet
lol serbia
i live in mf alaska and it is mf -6 outside right now.
mf alaska? you doin some wildlife survey or some :bou::bou::bou::bou: bro? good luck with that my man
get some eskimo tail
errrrrrr inuit
srry 2 all the inuits out there reading this
lol "serbia"
im such a dumb head
if i really wanted to I could probably get both inuit and eskimo tail.
i got a good job and its only for a year. now it's time to see if i can find anyone worth finding.
I am gay!
Look at me!
Look how gay I am!
I do not mean this mockingly either. I, Laddy, am in fact gay!
yeah i've heard gigs in alaska pay well. as long as you are willing to fend off 16 ft tall polar bears to get into your house every day.
is this what you guys always bragged about being so good?
this is but a pale shadow. but I was never allowed into the Spam Brigade.
Yeah this isn't even close. Usually it would almost be impossible to double post because of all the other people posting.
it's what I get for starting one late on a Saturday night/early Sunday morning. but maybe tomorrow when I wake up and check it will be full of banter.
Nicky was the one who brought the good stuff out of us.
When picked it up for a few days when my boss was on vacation I got up to 3rd or 4th with little effort. Still could never beat miss 'I'm totally in group 1 guys' rubah though.
You could do it for a full day back then, though, sorta. I mean, I was on in NZ hours and still got involved while the threads were in full flow. I think it was pretty late American time for the last big 'un. Drink Bacardi thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
right now Shlup and Xmas are lapping everyone else.
it is true Nicky was a font of spam inspiration. And never forget lightning_demon.
I made no effort to get people online or anything, though. But this all just goes to prove my title.
rip lightning_demon
Out like lightning.
The only time I think we made an effort to get people online was when I got a whole lot of oldbies to post. I actually phoned them up and told them to get online. It was pretty neat. Princess Usa, having not heard from me or posted for well over a year, got called. "Hello?" "Hello, guess who!" "Oh my God, Loony BoB!" She didn't even have to think. Top girl!
that is pretty much the definition of top girl right there. Impressive.
This thread blows. I can't believe I read it all.
I hate all of you.
oh Mas-Mas you always inspire me to be a better person :bigsmile:
BUT I LEK SAY WURD
Hey guys, what's going on in here?
lmao
i need bananas for the fare
I declare this thread 1337
Ah, man.
Man, EoFF can't even have good spam threads anymore. Not that most of them were any good to begin with (exception: BooB's "OMG Oldbies" thread, which was awesome).
How about posts-per-year, mothersmurfer? :aimsun:Quote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
PS: memes? really? mehhhhhhhhhhh. Even Del Murder was above memes, and he was like, a C-Grade spammer at best.
The invention of internet memes took the elegance out of spamming.
EDIT: Hey cool, Psychotic and I had the same thought at the same time, except mine didn't come with the backhanded insult.
It wasn't really a backhand as much as a forehand. :aimkiss:
b00bz. Do you concur? :wacky:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...t-want-dog.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
(I'm not sure it was the invention of any and all memes, but really just the macros)
If I go to my photobucket, upload a picture of a dong and swap the URLs of that and the do not want meme around, can I ban Raistlin?
No, Raistlin is funnier than most of the other people. It's not because I'm old. It's because people are lazy and memes suck.
idk, I think he needs a new gimmick. "The staff do everything wrong and the old days were better" is getting kind of played. Maybe he could be a snooty French film & food connoisseur, or perhaps a UFO enthusiast who believes he was abducted.
I dunno the horrifying the eoff community with pictures was pretty entertaining.
I have always dreamed of making that top posters list. It trumps even my dream to be Jesse Eisenberg's comb. But I get lazy and never give it a real shot. Just like I won't now.
And that is the end of this "Cool story, bro." moment.
I once wrote a book.
'Tis a lovely book. A book as lovely can be.
I shall read, oh dear me, my own book to thee.
Those in east and those to the west.
Without the book, there shall be no rest.
Yet I regret, I wrote thy book for me.
EoFF is a book. Each page a chapter, each chapter a motivation.
Who motivates?
The president of the the United States, TEH BEST COUNTRIE EVAH!!!
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Not Shown: President Obama
OMG!! Teh intahnets dun dink Obama is a wordz!!!1! UNPATRIOTIQUE!!!
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This is the punishment for the unpatriotic.
The book is a book of spam. A Qu'ran of junk. A read of trash. It is the Nickelback of books, always heard, never appreciated.
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And rightfully so.
With that said, let us join hands in a new age of spam. An age of wonder and love. Of boobs and phalluses. Of Roto and PiP.
This is Sam.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/f...tre/gamgee.jpg
And this is spam...
shame :simon:
There are certain depths to which even I will not go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I head out to get drunk end up getting the hiccups twice, leaving you all alone & this thread it what happens.........dirty spammers DIRTY:D
That's what my penis said when it saw your face.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinThere are certain depths to which even I will not go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I seem to have proved my point.
Macros/memes are only worth posting if they are custom-made for the exact moment and still somehow witty on some random level. I remember I made some ages ago and one of them would be rather fitting for this thread (I think it was something like a picture of eestlinc with something to do with being back from absence... I forget). The 'Golden Age' one was probably the most used out of those. Or possibly the only used.
I hate the I can't think of anything funny so I'm just going to post a picture of something I think is funny internet mentality that has taken over the past few years.
Aside from memes being lame and redundant, the DO NOT WANT dog still shares a special place in my heart.
drama bomb. (might as well reopen this)
:cookie:
It's so bad because it is so overdone, and usually even just the same images repeated throughout the internet. I agree with Daniel that they can still have some value if they're more tailored to that specific incident, or have some other specific value. Repeated memes images become tired, though I suppose they could still be used in an ironic way.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
i want to see someone make a ORLY Owl out of Orly Taitz the crazy birther lawyer.
Sorry, I seem to have stumbled into Gaia by mistake, I'll be going now.
I already won with O RLY old lady.
Wait, why was this reopened? It's not like anything good will come from it.
Mullet Buddy, how about you post a photo of yourself doing something awesome and we can conclude this thread? :bigsmile:
I don't do funny, I only do awesome.
ITT EoFF realizes the massive drop in posts over the years directly correlates to eestlinc's departure for law school
So now he can make a law that he's required to post at least X times per day?
More like he can try to convince his judge that he should should consider eestlinc posting here a necessary requirement for our due process.
I need to stop looking at case books.
I thought I won? Close plz
No, I win. /thread
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Originally Posted by eestlinc
I agree,Quote:
I haven't been around in a month, I come back, and already I am in the top five posters for the last week. Really? You people can do better!
The general discussion here is pretty sad compared to other similar general discussion forums on sites such as the Namco, Tales of Series Forum: Tales Series :: Index
Come on guys, this is a final fantasy forum! As far as I'm concerned, the "tales of wanabe final fantasy" forum is kicking your guys' ass in member activity.
You people should be ashamed.
We got quite a lot of activities lined up, but we only held them at a specific time. :bigsmile:
That's an official forum. No surprise it's going to draw more people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ledious
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
seriously why are you arguing in a spam thread
that's stupid
The moderators and site staff can only do so much to increase site activity, atleast you guys set up activities and I think your doing a good job. Whats the problem is the members. At the tales forum, we don't even need to set up activities we make our own fun and I'm on there at least 3 times a day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Here we will try our very best to make the fun for you if you dun mind to grace us with your presence here. :bigsmile:
Especially this Saturday, RSL day. :rsl:
Which is our Anniversary. :rsl:
We will have a Video presentation and other stuff. :bigsmile:
EDIT: I got reliable sources that an award event that is held every six months might start on RSL day too! :bigsmile:
~Christmas Eoff Event Commitee member :bigsmile:
Once upon a time I was a regular in the top posters list. But I'm retired now. Just ain't got it in me to post any more. No much life in these old bones.
I also dun post as much as I do now. :(
Maybe it's because I am shy and more unsociable now. :(
thanks Aaron, I needed that.
I reopened the thread because staff were continuing to post in it after it was closed, so I figured we might as well let everyone do so. Recall, I am the People's staff member.
But yes, this thread was intended to be as much a commentary on the decline of general chat as it was an actual spam thread.
Didn't really need a spam thread to know that much :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
it was also a spam thread and i was hoping it would be more than just me and a couple other people spamming it up. alas.
It isn't that bad actually. It will pick up soon if newbies are willing to stay and everyone just be active for a little bit. :bigsmile:
If you want, you wanna add anything you wish to comment in the RSL Day video? :bigsmile:
Del Murder made a really good speech which really surprise me. I was expecting only one liner from some cranky old man like him. :bigsmile:
We're the only ones who matter, eesty-pie.
Alas nothing, just give us sometime. We're rusty at this game - too long and too many drinks and not enough drunk posts while doing so.
I don't even know what this RSL day thing is. I guess I should have read that PM more carefully. Send me a new message.
*all male group hug with raistlynn*
If you doesn't know, read the news here. :bigsmile:
And why must a lady send you a new PM!? Can't you be gentleman and send one with your added comments and stuffs!? :colbert:
eest is a man of the people. He never claimed to be a gentleman
are you saying the people aren't gentiles
no what i meant to say was
are you saying that soylent green isn't people
I'm not one. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by krissy
You're welcome. I can't claim credit for creating it, but after you mentioned it, it became mandatory for me to post it.Quote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
The university laundrette washing machine ate my change then locked the door with my clothes inside. When I finally sorted the problem out myself, the dryer did the same thing.
So I decided to take out my anger on an imaginary velociraptor. I beat it up, and put it in a washing machine. I don't know if it's still there or not, and I'm too scared to check.
Imaginary dinosaurs are the best.
Especially the ones that shoot lazers when they roar
Imaginary robot dinosaurs from space?
I think I understand it all now.
Everything makes so much more sense.
I like to imagine a stegasaurous eating people I don't like.
I like the vein in his hat.
Though I wish he was wearing a helmet, because then that sentence would be childishly funny. :excited:
How the heck would I know if I were one of the top five posters?! I'm sooo clueless!
I used to be one of the top posters, look at me now, a burnt out husk who got too close to the sun and ended up getting burnt, don't do it man, it's not worth it...
Forums stats are included at the bottom of the forum home page now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
Thanks Mullet! Oh look a 'Missle Toe' !! *runs away* :D