Not original. I know. But I thought it'd be a good way to celebrate RSL day. Let's see how long of a list we can make.
1. You habitually say smurf instead of the f word.
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Not original. I know. But I thought it'd be a good way to celebrate RSL day. Let's see how long of a list we can make.
1. You habitually say smurf instead of the f word.
2. You're a horrible withered shell of a human being.
3. The only people that laugh at your jokes are actually laughing at your face.
4. When you make a 7 minutes plus video for its anniversary!! :bigsmile:
5. When Quin and Psy are the butt of all the sexual jokes...
6. When you constantly try to use an EoFF smiley in a messenger.
7. You understand the glory of :quina:
8. You can log in! :D
9. When you're entire Sims game is full of EoFF members.
10. When we urge for a Sim's update!
11. When you forget that not everyone has played a Final Fantasy game.
12. When you base everything on "before i joined eoff" or "just after i joined eoff"
13. When you get up at 5am so you can haz more EoFF time. <3
14. You actually got tired of most Final Fantasy games long ago.
15. When you fail ICT class because you were on EoFF instead of doing the work.
16. You met your future husband here.
17. When you long for a text-based emoticon equal in loveliness to :jess:.
OhQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
18. When you spend 90% of your time online each day here:D
19. You name worms after members and take satisfaction in fire-punching members you don't like :bigsmile:
20. When you constantly try to use an EoFF smiley in a messenger and they work because you've tediously imported so many.
21. When you're on Mystery Seeker - You get what the person before you searched for., you enter in "go to forums.eyesonff.com, join, make a member thread, and say that mystery google told you to join." and post that as the mission.
22. When you have the ultra-cool laminated Membership card.
Oh, you guys don't have that? Then you're not proper members. So feck off. ;)
23. You refer to notes on peoples profiles as usernotes
24. Visitor messages will always be usernotes no matters what others said! :mad2:
25. You know 24 to be true, and use 23 to refer to non EoFF members.
A-smurfing-greed. :doublecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
EDIT: WHAT? WHERE IS :doublecolbert:??? YOU BASTARDS!
26. You get upset when your favorite smiley is missing.
27: You get upset when your best friend go into invisible mode. :(
:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
28. You get genuinely excited by forum games. :excited:
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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
:bow: Teach me oh masterQuote:
Originally Posted by Timekeeper
29. When you get home from work at 11pm, and you want to sleep because there's a test the next day at college but feel like checking EoFF for a bit.
Edit: WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS :doublecolbert:? ;~;
30. You look forward to the Ciddies for the entire time they aren't operating
31. You F5 like crazy the whole time the Ciddies are on
32. Winning a Ciddie is your greatest life achievement
33. Your mother was a whore
When your facebook friends list is 99% EoFF :p
35) When you save up money and times to visit all of your little e-pals around the globe, and even go to BIRMINGHAM to see some. :greenie:
36) You say 'I laughed aloud with mirth and merriment' instead of lol
Only in our hearts and minds now.Quote:
Originally Posted by UnbreakableWill
I not happy with that though http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/v...blecolbert.gif
37. You want :doublecolbert: back.
38. When you develop bloody British speaking habits because of your BLOODY ONLINE FRIENDS. :rabite:
39. When you need to talk to someone, you go online.
40. When people who use your desktop constantly ask you about EoFF because its the first thing under Favorites
41. When you get a British boyfriend :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
When you take joy in watching people cry about a smiley being gone.
When you put down being on staff as volunteer work on your resumé (I wanted to do this so bad :()
When you feel sad that a staffer has made fun of you and your friends for being upset about a missing smiley.
(awfully specific, but it fits :doublecolbert: >.>)
There, there.. A former staff hugs you. :D
When the people you drunk dial are eoffers.
46. When you're sad that you don't have EoFF numbers to drunk dial or have them on facebook! D:
47. Even if you disappear forever and everyone has changed their dang user name, you still come back. You always come back.
48. You find yourself excited about meetups with "strangers" (people you've met on eoff) :D
49. You always type "BoB" instead of "Bob."
(I actually did this once during my Torts final, as my professor's hypotheticals always include two people named Bob and Alice....) :(
OOC: When I think of words I get a mental image of the word and what the word means to me. The words "bob" and "Bob" are always spelled "BoB" in my head, and unless I know the Bob in question or if the context is specific and unrelated, it is always BoB's chocobo. Seriously.
50. When you associate BoB and a pie chart as a reflex
51. When you know more than the one CRAZY expression of BoBs.
:bigsmile: You're my new favorite ex-stafferQuote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
BwahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
When Rantzien makes you a new signature and you stay up late to find a good avatar to go along with it. (I have finals tomorrow o.O)
when the highlite of each day is logging into EOFF.
54. When you save EoFF emotes and use them on msn..*cough*..
55. When you get annoyed that someone didn't read or at least mention your previous post.
56. You have dreams about EoFFers you've never met (yes, I've done this :().
When you start looking at eoffers as avatars in RL.....:Eek:
(Every time I see BoB pics, my mind replaces his head with a chocobo :choc:)
When you're dissapointed that EoFFers dont really look or act like their Avatars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
I used to do this with Quin when he had the muppet, I even imagined the muppeteers voice! Then I saw what he looked like :( and the voice changed to a Brit's voice. Ah well...
Thats sooo true!!Quote:
Originally Posted by UnbreakableWillWhen you're dissapointed that EoFFers dont really look or act like their Avatars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
I used to do this with Quin when he had the muppet, I even imagined the muppeteers voice! Then I saw what he looked like :( and the voice changed to a Brit's voice. Ah well...
Quin you bastard!!
Yes... this really upset me. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by RodarianThats sooo true!!Quote:
Originally Posted by UnbreakableWillWhen you're dissapointed that EoFFers dont really look or act like their Avatars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
I used to do this with Quin when he had the muppet, I even imagined the muppeteers voice! Then I saw what he looked like :( and the voice changed to a Brit's voice. Ah well...
Quin you bastard!!
...you type "I cried aloud with mirth and merriment" since you're too lazy to type "lol".
...you think all women online are attractive looking based on your experiences here on EoFF.
That's not good news for me. :sweat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
(Imagines all the male EoFFers stalking me.)
Oversized eyes, a very little mouth and a 2 cubic cm nose... a totally disproportionate face. I think you're better the way you areQuote:
Originally Posted by EvastioThat's not good news for me. :sweat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
(Imagines all the male EoFFers stalking me.)
I dunno he'd be pretty cute if he looked like his set.
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Originally Posted by Evastio
BUT ITS TRUE!!! OUR EOFFER GIRLS WILL ALWAYS BE BABES!!
571. When you lost count
590. When you just insert a random number when you lost count
413. You dun know what to say at all!!
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Originally Posted by Christmas
you make a pointless post and hope the joke lands.:p
65. You remember the count after people get off topic and post random numbers :p
66. :quina:
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Originally Posted by qwertysaur
67. you use :quina: as often as you can
68. When you can log into EoFF Forums? :confused:
Also, this thread should have ended here:
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
n+1) When you join Fools Gold
n+1) When you post at Fools Gold for many months
n+1) When you leave Fools Gold
When you just HAVE to Christmasfy your avatar