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When you let one rip, how loud is it on average?
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When you let one rip, how loud is it on average?
110 dB
Someone make this multiple choice because the last two are really appealing to me.
The last option won me over.
I figured it would be a popular choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
smurf the haters Seph. Farts are funny.
My farts are like smurfin nuclear dawg!!!
Don't evade the swear filter. -Rantzien
I get the last one a lot. :eep:
Oh my god I cannot stop laughing post of the year. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninja361
I was at hobby lobby today with my mother. She was looking at ribbon over in the fabrics section and there was a lady getting a measurement of fabric cut for her. Problem was the older lady who was working there to cut it for her kept farting loudly and didn't even let it phase her. She would just continue talking like nothing happened. Of course we left the ribbon area cause we didn't want farting lady to cut our ribbon and leave us in a cloud of gas :(
I see Leeza has a convert on the "zomg no pretend swearing" bandwagon. Does that mean it's time for another swear filter thread? The last one was disappointing.
Stay on topic, Raistlin. This is your final warning. Forever. I mean it.
Or, uh, I don't do those kinds of things and do not find them amusing. Unless a baby does it.
volume is not the issue for me.
My freakin' sisters kid blew out his diaper after farting. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
It varies. Sometimes they are ninja farts, sometimes they are the complete opposite. I enjoy both.
I can either fart so silently that the first people know of it is that they are left gagging on the floor reaching for their gas masks whilst their mouths foam and froth. Or I can be louder than nukes and leave very little smell in the air generally other people prefer when I do the loud variety of farts
Its my belief that only the farter can love ones own flatulence.
I have the ability to do the loud and airy as well the silent but deadly!
he said it for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
The only thing I have to add is: "Pretty girls don't poop."
Back in high school I got a standing ovation from the teacher and the class after attempting to hold in a massive fart. Came out anyway and god damn it was huge.
That could just as well have been posted in the Scholastic Accomplishments thread.
When I read this I actually did think I was reading the Scholastic Accomplishments thread!
Well I fart in your general direction!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
That was on-topic.
Ducks are cool. Quack.
wow, you really are an old frenchmanQuote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
That's an amazing qualifier.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
How immature.
My farts have made people leave the room many times. B)
Was it because of the fire hazzard? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raebus
Why are all the posts I see by you lately so un-Laddy-like? I'm beginning to think you're an impostor!Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
CloudDragon wins the thread!
i come here after a long time and see this thread ..:roll2
i voted for the last answer. what is wrong with you?:D
The most sinful of farts is SHARTING.....
Now that something truly heinous :eek: