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Kevin Jonas, the eldest of the Jonas Brothers, has tied the knot with his fiance, Danielle Deleasa, in Long Island amidst a blizzard; alas, it would be a "winter wonderland" or a "marshmellow world" made for sweethearts. His two younger brothers, Joe and Nick, were his best men at their wedding ceremony.
Why they hell did he come to Long Island to get married? xD Do you know which town? I'm curious if it was near me.
EDIT: Cold Spring Harbor? At least it wasn't Chateu La Mer.
Oheka Castle
Really because someone sent me a picture of him naked being licked by a boy :bigsmile:
edit: Actually I think it was another Jonas but it was one of them :greenie:
People actually care about this?
Ah, the insignificant one. XD
Congrats to him! :D
Apparently. Somehow.
EDIT: in response to Bunny.
Their wedding sounds amazing.
One of the Jonas brothers is no longer a viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirgin. Here's hoping things went well for him.
I have to imagine that being that inexperienced and thus incompetent on your wedding night is not a good thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
This amuses me greatly.
The image in burned into my mind. And yes it really did look like one themQuote:
Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits
Alas, the Jonas bachelors are now down to two.
wow one of them finaly got a beard...
Discovering sex together from scratch is fun!Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFI have to imagine that being that inexperienced and thus incompetent on your wedding night is not a good thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
This amuses me greatly.
Assuming she isn't a filthy dirty whore.
If she was, he wouldn't have married her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
I smell a sham marriage you guys there is no way any of the Jonas Brothers are heterosexual :tongue: :bigsmile:
What exactly are you talking about?!
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Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
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What exactly are you talking about?!
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Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits
Where is that picture?Quote:
Originally Posted by Moon RabbitsQuote:
Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
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What exactly are you talking about?!
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Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits
Oh, this is the ugly non-effeminate Jonas brother, therefore we don't have to care.
What do you mean?
I can't show you or I'd get in trouble :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire
Also I don't remember the link anymore.
Well then, until then, as far as I know, the JBs are still attracted to girls; they have a bunch of them screaming for them!
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Originally Posted by Moon RabbitsI can't show you or I'd get in trouble :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire
Also I don't remember the link anymore.
I posted it in #eoff! If you were THERE you would have SEEN.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack:nonono:Quote:
Originally Posted by Moon RabbitsI can't show you or I'd get in trouble :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire
Also I don't remember the link anymore.
edit: Ho ho ho ho maybe that means the link will show up in the stats ... *goes finds*
edit edit: :jess: FOUNNNNNNNNNND IT~~~~~
Uhm, I'm waiting for my PM.
SENT! Prepare to ... be underwhelmed?
May I see the pic too?
Good for him I guess. I find the whole "purity rings Jesus is soooooo awesome!!!" trend they started pretty silly, but whatever floats your boat! :D
Flawed logic is flawed.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire
I have a bunch of girls screaming for me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodFlawed logic is flawed.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire
I STILL LOVE PENIS. *om nom nom*
Do you have heartthrob status?
A) The pic we have been discussing doesn't even kind of look like a Jonas brother.
B) WTF is this "if girls like you then you must like them" logic? xD
It makes sense... if you hit yourself on the head really hard and don't really think about it.
Yes indeed, that is absurd.
Yeah , someone should tell this to Adam Lambert and Perez Hilton and Lance Bass and Darren Hayes and and and....Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Well girls, you still have two Jonas Brothers to flirt with.
I have professional heartbreaker status.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire
@Shlup - it does too :mad2:
Girls, stay AWAY from Moon Rabbits; he'll break your heart!
I keep picturing the brothers gathering around Joe and asking him how it was to be intimate, the youngest one's voice squeaking a little. Hehehe.
Actually, Nick is the youngest one.
Does it really attract bears?Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
What are you talking about?
I guess he can finally take his "purity ring" off then.
So did Michael Jackson. Game, set, match :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire
I don't care about the Jonas Brothers :p
Well, maybe you don't, but perhaps there are at least a few JBs fans here...
>>> Assuming those Jonas people are rich and famous, How the hell a guy that has fame, money and can have any girl he wants Marries?!..:confused:..:luca:
Seriously..
They are rich and famous, but what are you talking about?
>>> Sorry, I`ll try to explain myself better..:luca:
1- Normal people marry because they are afraid to spend their days alone..
2- Rich and famous people doesnt have that problem, so why marry?
Well, perhaps they still want to mate.
>>> Sure thing, Im just trying to find the logic behind this..:luca:
Well, obviously they are attracted to one another. What more logic are you looking for?
>>> That "attracted to one another" included Marriage, an evil contract that that ties you to another person for the rest of your life..:luca:
He lost his freedom, he wont be able to have fun (sex) with other girls, even worse, he will probably become the next Tiger Woods!..
Well, you never know, some Hollywood marriages have lasted forever. On the other hand, some celebrities have never married at all.
Which Hollywood marriages have lasted forever? o_O
Hey man! It's a Disney Channel marriage! :mad2:
Sam Elliott and Katherine Ross.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Exactly. I second that, Guardian.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
I suppose that counts, but she was married twice before. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by BunnySam Elliott and Katherine Ross.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I was only kidding. I couldn't care less about this marriage. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperMillionaireExactly. I second that, Guardian.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Oh... uh... okay...
Except that has absolutely no bearing on the success of her current marriage. Aside from those, if you want examples of other successful Hollywood marriages you could look at Charlton Heston or Alan Alda.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI suppose that counts, but she was married twice before. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by BunnySam Elliott and Katherine Ross.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I guess whether or not a Hollywood marriage lasts forever depends on certain factors...
So you mean Hollywood marriages are exactly the same as every other marriage? You might be on to something there. You should spend another couple months researching it away from the internet.
It's not exactly the same, but still...