What would you do if you were walking through the woods and encountered a living adult bear?
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What would you do if you were walking through the woods and encountered a living adult bear?
Catch it and ride it into battle while throwing pinecones at my enemies.
roshambo
Ask him where Boo Boo is.
it'll be in his crotch, that's where
cheeky bears
What would you do if your son was at home, cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
Oh, erm, bears... I would probably back off slowly. No sudden movements. Bears are serious business!
pretend to be a tree
i'd climb bunny to escape the bear
Start a forest fire.
The bear appears to be completely oblivious that you're even there and begins to take a giant dump in your presence. You're safe for now. The bear is gonna be a while...
BUT WAIT! Uh oh! You've done it now! You managed to piss off your pet chimp. Now Bojangles the Chimp wants revenge.
http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/chimp_gun.jpg
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"
What would you do?
Compliment that outfit.
Throw pinecones at him. Maybe see if I can get the chimp and the bear to fight it out.
:bou::bou::bou::bou:.
Begin to act like a monkey until he's convinced that HE is really the human, and then he drops the gun to consider the ethical quandaries of shooting an innocent creature, and then I take the gun and pistol whip him to the ground.
throw the bear at him
What kind of bear? Kodiak? Black? Boring? Grizzly?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Small bear: scare it away
Big bear: fight to the death
Yell at it like Scrooge in the Don Rosa comic where he's a youngster in africa. That'll show him.
kick that mothersmurfer in his jaw til his teeth fall out is what i do. call me a punk? heeeeeeell naw
I'm diggin' Shoeberto's answer.
*Commence 80's slow-mo kick to the monkey's gun hand*
:smug:
Peegee, this was the bear:
http://whythatsdelightful.files.word.../hairy-man.jpg
Bear: Popular with homosexual men and some straight women who dig really hairy guys.
>>> Kill the bear and eat it..:luca:
Nothing funny. Probably just :bou::bou::bou::bou: my pants before being swiftly torn into pieces.
Stab it in the face repeatedly until it gave up or died.
Bears climb trees.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
A bear as in an animal: Get mauled and die a horrible death.
A bear as in what Shiny posted: Be a little disgusted.
I want to ride on a bear's back! Bears are so cute!
Have you guys ever seen a polar bear sleeping in a kiddie swimming pool? There's nothing cuter!
Start acting like a lunatic... The bear will run off by sheer madness I'll be enacting...Oh wait I do that already XD
that dude has some pretty awesome pants. i think i`ll let my the chimp shoot him then take the pants for myself.
The pants look like they're made of tinfoil. Cavemen don't have tinfoil!
Mr. Bojangles was not amused. After being completely embarrassed by your actions, he pulled a small pistol out of his jam jams and pointed it towards your crotch. Congratulations you're now an eunuch!
This is the pistol:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4D7idkuXW2.../s320/pic1.jpg
Well first of all with the bear, I would regret being in the woods, and as for Mr Bojangles, I would regret those shotting lessons I got for him. What a waste of money.
http://designdepartment.files.wordpr...co-caveman.jpg but they had computers and car insurance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
really? all of my life i have been planning to become a tree in order to escape the coming bear armies. dammit.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodStab it in the face repeatedly until it gave up or died.
Bears climb trees.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Aw snap! That cannon is the same size as my... little finger. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
ask him where he :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.
A polar bear is approaching you and your dogs. You have only a few seconds to escape before the polar bear gets too close. Your dogs are currently tied to a pole and cannot escape on their own unless you set them free. Think fast! What would you do?
I'm a cat lover. I wish the best of luck to the dogs though
I'd sic the pet monkey on the polar bear.
Maybe he'll just :bou::bou::bou::bou: on you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunnyreally? all of my life i have been planning to become a tree in order to escape the coming bear armies. dammit.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodStab it in the face repeatedly until it gave up or died.
Bears climb trees.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
What kind of dogs?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Siberian Huskies
Leave the dogs, escape myself. I can get more dogs. I can't get more me.
I'd imitate a polar bear of the other polar bear's preferred gender. Then we would cuddle.
I like Huskies but dude I like living too.
Coca-Cola!
You may have escaped selfishly and left your dogs to a potentially hazardous situation, but your dogs are doing fine. As it turns out, polar bears are dog lovers.
http://veryveryfun.com/pics/polar-be...-playing-1.jpg
http://imnotfeelingyou.com/wp-conten...eath-hug-1.jpg
AWW! *rubs the polar bear's tummy and makes baby noises*
I would then attempt to train the polar bear to viciously slay my enemies.
See they didn't need my help anyway!
I've seen that video. It's one of my YouTube favorites. :kaoclove:
Awwwwwwww
If I had any bells I would ring them!
Since the bear likes my dogs, I will create this!
*snip*
The profanity rules still apply to pictures. ~McHeiny
My bear cavalry picture. :(
Ahaha I love it!Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
your bear cavalry picture :(
You're in a hotel room with Miley Cyrus. Don't ask. She has given you an ultimatum. She wants you to listen to her entire CD. If you do not oblige, she will tell the police that you molested her. Your options are slim and include: spending time in jail or listening to quite possibly the worst music of the century. What would you do?
Is murder or suicide an option?
Yes, but that is the coward's way out! There is a way to defeat her kind, but staring directly act her could cause you turn to stone. Tread carefully.Quote:
Originally Posted by AntRid
Well i'd rather go to jail then listen to that crap...BUT I'd gladly spend even longer in prison for killing her so she can't make anymore!
I'd listen to the CD. I have an 11-year-old little sister; I am desensitized to that crap.
Or maybe my brain is just numb.
I will kill her.
And to the bear question: I will tranquilize it, and then take it to my lab, where I'll give it a rabbit's docility and replace its canines with katanas.
I'd craftily get her to say her name backwards and send her back to the fifth dimension.
I'd listen to it and then sleep with her. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Lulz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
I'd say, "Bad bear. You should be dead. Go on now. Die! Die now! Good bear."Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Well, it probably would be my only way since I'm too damn lazy to look for a decent job. Hell, I'd sleep with the guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
Most likely, the fact that I'm dumb and slow-moving would get me shot in some portion of body. But the hairy beast is only crafty enough to figure how to pull the trigger once, so mosey over, take the gun and beat the tar out of him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I knew them dogs would be fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
If Miley were to claim I molested her, I'd make for damn sure it were true and then some. Where's her friend Emily in this situation? Wouldn't mind prison for a two-fer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I would try to give him a hug. Who doesn't love a bear hug? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I would make the man talk about his problems with men and money, during all night, and make him give me the money anyways.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
Mmmmm...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I would hug the bear too! Everyone loves bear hugs, even BEARS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I would "hear" it, and then tell the police she MOLESTED me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
You're a judge. Two people have been arrested for theft. Person A stole food from a nearby grocery. Person B shoplifted in a clothing store. Person A claims that they stole the food because they lost their job and it's the only way they can feed their family during this time of financial trouble. Person B claims that they are a kleptomaniac and cannot control their urge to steal. You're faced with the choice of charging these two people. What would you do?
Feel free to add your own scenarios!
If I sentence them both to death, the problem disappears, right?
I'd lock Person A up, and tell them that stealing from a bank once is better than stealing from a grocery store every couple of days.
I'd order Person B to be taken out back and shot. Crazy people can't be helped.
I liked this so much I lost my idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I like the part b of this, however I would for part A assume it is a woman hell even if it's not I would sentence them to become a whore. A whore would be useful to the desperate and needful. They would also have a job thus ending the problem completely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I'd steal their girlfriends to teach them a lesson.