Play Halo 3; Help Haiti. (even more screenshots now leave me alone jesus christ)

Bungie.net : Be a Hero! : 1/15/2010 4:48 PM PST

Basically if you cba to click a link, Bungie is offering to donate up to $77,000 to the Red Cross based on the number of people who play Halo 3 or ODST on this coming Wednesday and Thursday using a red heart logo. The link has more details tho'.

Seeing as I know we have plenty of Halo players I figured we may as well get in on the act and have some EoFF Halo shenanigans while helping a charity. You don't have to play for long, just for one game with that emblem and it'll count towards the grand total.

What day is good for you folk? Wednesday or Thursday? Post your GT if you're not on anyone's friend's list.

I, for one, will teabag many on behalf of the people of Haiti.

I'd join in if I could connect to any of you jerks. I'll pop on at some point one of those days if only to throw up the logo.

Thursday seems a good day to hump elephants.


...Yeah, I said it.

I swear if the Elephant could cause splatters when it ran people (and vehicles) over it would be the best thing ever.

We won't know until we try it...


...Several thousand times. :)

:( I'm so sorry Haiti

i'll do it, probably won't waste my time with you nubs tho

Ok so we've gotta teabag for charity, well I don't need no second invitation there. Wednesday is very good (I'm off work that day) or thurs after like 18:30 gmt since I have a 9am start on thurs.

Aww, cute Bungie. I can do it Wednesday.

My dad bought one of those shirts. :|

Also I'd happily force myself to play Halo online no matter how much I hate it anymore for Haiti's sake... if my Xbox wasn't smurfed up at the moment. I can't even play games I want to play right now.

I'm up for both days during the eveningtime, 'specially late night (EST) on the Wednesday.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I swear if the Elephant could cause splatters when it ran people (and vehicles) over it would be the best thing ever.

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I used to have a map saved where it was possible, but not because you were driving it. Only falling worked.

And I'm down to play either or both evenings after 4PM PST

I can play either day at any time pretty much :p gamer tag: CelesChere08

Girls play halo?

and they love it! I do, at least.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

:( I'm so sorry Haiti

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I'd totally do this is I could get online.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

Girls play halo?

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I have slaughtered - and teabagged - no less than FOUR females from this forum.

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Originally Posted by Kari

and they love it!

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Yes, they most certainly did. :smug:

I guess we can start in like, seven or so hours from now maybe? Then we'll see about Thursday. It's a tricky day for me.

I'll try to play. It's been a long day though, and I still have to work for 3 more hours.

JKTrix is on right now

I'm on in a few minutes

OK then chaps, let us do this thang!

i dunno when i'll get a chance :( little bro is playing guitar hero, but i'll see what i can do~

Older sisters should never have to play by their brother's rules. What is wrong with you, woman? Tell him it's your go, and if he refuses to get off HIT HIM. Or tell him it's for charity and guilt him into it.

When Psy and Iceglow leave, that's when we lose more :P

I don't like to admit it, but I need them to keep the enemy off while I ride my elephant and do my thang.

I am sorry everyone, my internet went down and despite a lot of swearing, it only just came back and I still can't get on XBL. But, I did take a couple of screenshots!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...51621-Full.jpg

"Are you sure this is the way to the enemy base?"
"Enemy base? I thought you said "Burrow through the planet's face"!"

(:shobon:)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...52034-Full.jpg

The EoFF Prix!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...52146-Full.jpg

Everyone was misbehaving so I became a prison warden (at the top, in pink) and put them all in cages :D

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...51757-Full.jpg

EoFF PROWLER PATROL!

Is it

A) A very easy way to give someone an Overkill?
B) The most baller gangsta :bou::bou::bou::bou: you will ever see in Halo?
C) There is no C
D) All of the above?

(if you said A, you were surprisingly wrong)

oh dear god the cages were such a hassle xD trying to shoot steve through it (pictured above) was like...i dunno, trying to splatter people with the elephant.

Is anyone on still? D:

i think everyone quit for now at least. I may be on later if i'm not sleeping.

D: Sadness

I'm all the way back in the PST. :cry:

Eastern for me D= i'm 5 hours behind all the brits

Great screenshots man. Although I'm not in one. xD

you weren't on our prowler of awesomeness? D= lol, i jumped on like just before we all got killed xD

So who was the guy who was right at the front of the Mongoose racing shot if it wasn't you? :greenie:

Oh right, I was gold. xD

I didn't recognize myself without Kari on my back.

..That sounded wrong.

She's just no replacement for an Elephant though, right?

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

you weren't on our prowler of awesomeness? D= lol, i jumped on like just before we all got killed xD

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Actually, only you got killed! Me, Trix and Iceglow took down a Chopper, and I hopped off the side when they drove to the other side of the map.

Elephants will always stay my first love. :)

Well not much different from how the other games went then xD

@AK: The elephant may always be your first love but it can't make you very good sandwiches now can it :colbert:

I feel so left out. :(

you can join the shenanigans tomorrow! and if everyone else is gone, I'll play with you :D Hows about I add you and then we can play tomorrow whether anyone else joins or not!

ITT: Sexual innuendos

Day 2! When will y'all be on? I'm not on yet, but I will be later. Not sure how much later, hopefully by 9 pm GMT, but we'll see.

@Jiro: 4 guys, 1 girl. It happens xD

I'll probably be on the same kind of time as yesterday.

ok, I'll try to be on sooner than yesterday. Can't let you guys cage and shoot Dennis again >.>

MORE. SCREENSHOTS.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

She's just no replacement for an Elephant though, right?

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

you weren't on our prowler of awesomeness? D= lol, i jumped on like just before we all got killed xD

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Actually, only you got killed! Me, Trix and Iceglow took down a Chopper, and I hopped off the side when they drove to the other side of the map.

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Where just before I boarded the parked up banshee we got lasered, somehow the banshee survived and I went back for it and thus began one of the most awesome laser evading sessions of all time.

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oh dear god the cages were such a hassle xD trying to shoot steve through it (pictured above) was like...i dunno, trying to splatter people with the elephant.

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Well, we were using plasma pistols we didn't stand much chance of getting a kill. Also in anycase, you didn't want to shoot me you just wanted me as your personal go-go dancer.

Edit: Side note, notice how both the prowler and the warthog shots have me on the turret? I'm a turret whore :)

Online now. :}

wheeee~

I'll be online when I'm done cooking and eating, about 30 min.

Getting on now!

were screenies taken this time around?

I hope I'm in one.

Or if not, I'll just go back and take a screenshot off me blowing of Psy's head while he was lasering someone. :bigsmile:

or me completely pwning him in the face with the sword :bigsmile:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...40718-Full.jpg

Dan was like "You should take a screenshot of that rocket game. At one point there were like four rockets in the air and I thought that's a screenshot".

I count 7 and another one exploding.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...40979-Full.jpg

Shark! One person is the shark and has to knock the others off their poles into the water and eat them.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...41027-Full.jpg

The brave last man standing making a desperate defence against the sharks.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...40857-Full.jpg

Who then unceremoniously devoured him. :shobon:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...40907-Full.jpg

Keith am I pro enough to play with you yet bro? :smug:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...41233-Full.jpg

NorthernChaosGod joined our game with 20 seconds left on the clock. He was immediately killed and was the victim of the world's first Triangle Teabag, courtesy of me, Dan and Steve. Welcome to EoFF Halo!

Next up: Water Battle!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...330-Full-1.jpg

Under the sea! Under the sea!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...473-Full-1.jpg

Darling it's better, when you get splattered, smurf you AK!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...42032-Full.jpg

An EoFF favourite, The Vent.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...42323-Full.jpg

If you don't know what that is, essentially someone knocks objects down a hole which are then fired out at you by a smurfton of mancannons at about 300mph. Your job is to dodge them. Have fun!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...42265-Full.jpg

Brave warriors preparing to get splattered.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...42116-Full.jpg

Like this! JKTrix gets slammed so hard his body breaks the games' physics engine.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...42200-Full.jpg

I spent my time balancing on a ball "like a circus bear". Here I am a nanosecond before a concrete block crushes me like a bug!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...42499-Full.jpg

Celes got a KILLTACULAR on us! Me, Dan, Steve and NorthernChaosGod are all dead, and Trix is about to get it too. Only AK survived.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...42906-Full.jpg

Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...42626-Full.jpg

Basketbomb. Like basketball, but with explosives and energy swords!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...42682-Full.jpg

Scratch Jordan.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...42724-Full.jpg

Poor Trix gets stopped in mid-air, right before he gets to score.

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Or if not, I'll just go back and take a screenshot off me blowing of Psy's head while he was lasering someone. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

or me completely pwning him in the face with the sword :bigsmile:

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Sure here you go guys. I have a million shots of me bagging you so I decided to get artistic.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...41287-Full.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...41724-Full.jpg

I am man enough to admit when I get owned though. Enjoy, NCG.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...43036-Full.jpg

:save:KILLTACULAR:save:

Those were pretty damn awesome screenshots.

Well, we need some more halo time, we're basically a squad of teabagging mother smurfers. Who needs any further excuses?

i vote for more tonight! If I can manage to play that is :cry:

Tonight is Horde night. Tonight we strike at the heart of our enemy. Tonight we ensure our survival as a species! Tonight we fight, a day of reckoning, a day of bloodshed, a day of heroes, a day to fight and keep our humanity ALIVE!

A day...of golden chainsaws.

We're going online now, AK!

I wanna play more with you guys!

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I am man enough to admit when I get owned though. Enjoy, NCG.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...43036-Full.jpg

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I love it. I love that game. I started wrecking for once when I had the sniper, lulz.

Paul always finds awesome screenshots. He is awesome like that.

I totally don't have the patience to go through the replays to try and find sweet screenshots unless I have something in particular in mind already.

Goddamnit, I thought it was over the weekend :( The goes my Sunday :cry:

guys don't delay the countdowns before the game starts, NCG will complain :nonono: FUN RUINER!! :expee:

I agree with him :colbert:

Mostly because I am the host and don't have the ability to delay. :(

Glad you folk enjoyed the screenshots, tho'.

Goddammit! This just had to happen when I don't have XBL anymore. :mad:

You all are spoilsports :( I may or may not have to go /wrist now, thx.

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

guys don't delay the countdowns before the game starts, NCG will complain :nonono: FUN RUINER!! :expee:

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That's just annoying! What is the purpose of that?

:bigsmile: to be annoying of course!

...it's only funny when everyone else laughs about it though ._.

Shoot, I get on Halo to cap niggas.

I got capped 200+ times by Paul today >.>

Why didn't anyone tell me? D:

'twas just me and Paul playing. Not really a group gathering and it wasn't really planned either :p So don't worry! Perhaps we can play sometime this weekend?

I still wish I could have played. :(

And yes, this weekend would be lovely. I can actually get back into it and start being good again.

:D Okay! I doubt we'll have a problem getting anyone else to play, but I'll definitely play.