Originally Posted by
Mo-Nercy
Back in my first year of uni, the uncharacteristic weather condition of hail struck Sydney. They were only small pellets so it was possible to walk through it, but realistic really only with an umbrella.
So there we all were, a bunch of uni students, gathered under a small rotunda to take shelter. Little did everyone know, I was only pretending to not have an umbrella, because I was just scouting for the hottest girl there to offer my chivalrous charm to.
I found the hottest girl, stood next to her for a while. Bit of small chat about the weather. Names exchanged.
"Oh hang on, I think I may have an umbrella after all..."
*pretend fumble through bag*
"Well whaddya know! Would you like to walk to the station with me?"
SCORE!
I never saw her again.