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Things you've done or never done that reinforce that you're comfortable with your masculinity/sexuality.
1. Manscape once a month
2. Watched Titanic
3. Peed sitting down
4. Have eaten ribs, fried chicken, and other finger foods with a fork and knife
5. Know what a trivet is and have used one
6. Never been in a drunk fight
etc.
What are your Anti-man-complishments?
Ladies, you can have at it too ;D
I like to dance.
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Edit: Might as well:
1. Never gone #2 in a public restroom
2. Watched Phantom of the Opera and liked it
1. Manscape before going out.
2. Always eat with knive and fork (well brought up).
3. Wear eu de cologne. (Hugo Boss)
I'm counting on other people posting in this thread to make me feel more manly. That's kind of pathetic really :monster:
My prison time really goes in both threads. It was manly going to prison and all, but what I did there certainly belongs on this list.
Uh..I grew breasts a long time ago. Oh and I was born with ovaries..
Being a woman is the most anti-man thing one can be. Dem thing is dangerous!Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
1. I use girly shampoo and conditioner and body wash
2. I despise having facial hair
3. I've worn shoes with pink on them for years now, until last week, when I got new ones. I'll be buying pink shoelaces for those.
4. Cuteness is my addiction
5. Everything on my computer is pink, pretty much
6. Sports bore me
7. I like flowers
8. According to the Bem Sex Role Inventory Test:
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9. Despite all of this, I am straight.
Gender stereotypes are bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:. :erm:
I would much rather pee sitting down. I love the fact that I can stand if I choose, such as in public situations, but why stand if you can sit.
I win this thread for any number of reasons but mostly for the same reason that I won the manly man thread.
I wrestled a teddy bear and lost.
1. I watch (and enjoy) America's Next Top Model and Project Runway with my girlfriend.
2. I went to see Les Miserables and ended up enjoying it so much that I bought the soundtrack. I want to see Wicked next.
Does shaving your balls counts as manscaping?
I did. :spin:
...man...scaping? I don't even want to know...
Well, here we go.
1. Got kicked in taekwondo/attacked by a basketball/kicked in the gut by a soccer ball, got a huge bruise and whined about it
2. I wear Victoria Secret perfume every day
3. I like to go shopping for clothes, on some days
4. I was born as a girl
Painted my spouse's nails. :greenie:
OK, I shave my balls then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
I like Glee?
i have three morrissey albums on my hard drive at work.
this is the second post ive read from you that made me lolz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
also manscaping is singlehandedly the most disgusting term ever (idk why it grosses me out so bad). also, too much manscaping is gross. pubes are hot kthx.
Usage of ^_^ as a teenager.
I don't think I'm very masculine. That's why I didn't post in the other thread. I'm a bit of a crybaby when it comes to sappy movies or games. I even cried when Hydra died in FFV. Though, that was when I was much younger.
This is my favorite thread ever! It give me the fuzzies. :jess:
That's practically the very definition of manscaping.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Worn (a lot of) make-up in a public area.
Shaved in other places than my face.
QQed in way too many movies.
Love the colours purple and some shades of pink.
Think it's unfair that there's a lot more sexy underwear for girls than for guys.
Kissed a guy and not liked it, nor hated it.
I'm challenging any heterosexual man to top this
Everything Momiji said except 3 and 5, though I make up for the lack of pink with lots of kittens.
Also, my score on that test was something like 35/75/60. I don't know, I got distracted and can't remember exactly.
I think it's pretty much mandatory for anyone that isn't a smurfing slob. I would consider manscaping to be when dudes shave their legs or wax their chests and all that other girly junk.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackThis is my favorite thread ever! It give me the fuzzies. :jess:
That's practically the very definition of manscaping.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I've shaved my legs and chest for races. *shrug*
Ditto! I dance like a tramp! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Plus I shave my armpits and I shave my bush down under... What I like the feeling of being 'clean'
Not only that, but you don't smell as bad because there isn't as much hair to trap moisture and odor.
Went on a diet because I thought I was getting fat
I use Nivea skin care products all the time!
Said I love you to a girl before she said it too me
Been dumped & cried about it!
Watched Titanic
I love Glee
Watched 3 entire seasons of The Hills
Watched & loved the O.C.
Wore make up in a public place
Kissed a guy but to be honest hated it!
Been offered gay sex twice.
Enjoy Romantic Comedies.
For some reason I imagined these three events happening consecutivelyQuote:
Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
I couldnt finish a beer once because i had eaten too much
Oh, I prefer alcopops over beer. That probably counts.
You scored 75.833 out of 100 masculine points, 37.5 out of 100 feminine points, and 61.667 out of 100 androgynous (neutral) points.
I am all that is man. :doublecolbert:
And 40% genderless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonzie
Maybe if that test asked me better questions I'd score more on androgyny..
- I shave the entire front of my torso
- I style my hair
- Also use face care products
- Watch 'girl' movies like Titanic and 'he's just not into you' and yes, even 'the devil wears prada'. I actually own the latter's book
There's other things but well...I don't recall them.
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Originally Posted by Bunny
Pics or it didn't happen.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Bunny