The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party

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03-31-2010, 03:17 PM
Timekeeper

The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...er_arrives.jpg

Hi and welcome to EoFFs official Greens party.

This party was created for those of you who simply don't like the other parties, because we all know that he doesn't like you and I don't like you either. So you just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems. (No Blasters!)

Here in The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party, our main aim is not to be one of the other parties, so if you want to support a party that will fulfil all of its promises, here's the place for you.

One of the main reasons we're here is to cater for those who want the things that those bigots in the other parties simply refuse.

So if you don't want to join one of the other parties, sign up now and you can be assured you won't be sold any stolen R2 units.

President: Sir Lancealot
Vice-President: Zeldy
Not a bitch: theundeadhero
Rachran: Rachran
Englishman: No.78
Who?: Bad Wolf

Bothan Spy: Guardian XIII

The Unofficial Confirmed Total Member Tally
(SPOILER)

The Zombie Party (18): Psychotic, Iceglow, Fonzie, I Took The Red Pill, PureMourning, Demon Dewd, Christmas, livingdeadgirl, Chloe., ~*Celes*~, oddler, Bastian, I'm my own BRRRAAAIINNSSS, RottingYuna89, Romero, Mo' Meninges, Zombiesaur, Yar

The Apocalypse Party (12): Freya, Rodarian, The Summoner of Leviathan, Jiro, Breine, NorthernChaosGod, Captain Maxx Power, Vivi22, I Don't Need A Name, Rebellious Eagle, Aerith's Knight, UnbreakableWill, ~~Yar~~

The Fat Chocobos (9): rubah, o_O, Jessweeee:note:, Kawaii Ryûkishi, enano, Dignified Pauper, -N-, Peegies, Xaven

The Party of the Babe Keepers (5): Big Daddy (Blues Agent), The Lecher (Ultima Shadow), Bitches (Neocracker), Kuroshima, Vermachtnis

The 501st Legion Party (4): Marshall Banana, Guardian XIII, Necronopticous, eternal essence, ~~Xaven~~

The Goldenboko Party (4): Goldenboko, Goldenboko, Goldenboko, Goldenboko

The Everybody! Love! And Peace! Party (3): Genius Lynx, Rantzien, Sir Lancealot

The People's Democratic Party of the Republic of Eyeson (1): I'm my own MILF

The Corgi, Black Men, and Metric Party (1): Laddy
03-31-2010, 03:19 PM
demondude

The almighty grinning one will devour your hopeless, cynical soul.
03-31-2010, 03:20 PM
Timekeeper

Oh, and if you're wanting to show support for your party here's a badge.

http://tabarakallah.files.wordpress....ont-like-u.jpg
03-31-2010, 03:23 PM
Aerith's Knight

Hmmm, now this party speaks to me.

But Zeldy as vice president? Please, as if she's an outlaw here.
03-31-2010, 03:28 PM
Timekeeper

Not an outlaw?!
Did you not see her thread on Payday? Intense.

But hey, if you think you'd make a better VP, I'm down.
03-31-2010, 03:36 PM
Aerith's Knight

Zeldy is too loved to not like people. Me on the other hand, am already hated.

But perhaps I belong on the battlefield, making scandalous comics on the other groups.
03-31-2010, 03:41 PM
Timekeeper

Well you can be the Chameleon Squadron Alpha Leader (you already are and have been for about 11 minutes).
One of your roles can be doing whatever the smurf you like to slander upon our opponents. Or handing out shirts and buttons, every political party needs shirts and buttons.

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_dont_like_yo...40t5tr_400.jpg

Aren't they lovely?
03-31-2010, 05:04 PM
Freya

I can't believe you wouldn't join my party AK. :colbert: You try to steal my sister and now you do this! You are unforgivable!
03-31-2010, 05:10 PM
Timekeeper

There may or may not have been some conscription involved. But that's how it works in the People For Pain Party.
03-31-2010, 05:13 PM
Jiro

That is a goddamn Sandcrawler. I bet with some strobe lights and :bou::bou::bou::bou: we could turn that into a beast
03-31-2010, 05:15 PM
Freya

With an awesome sound system! It could be our party bus! Then we can pick up all the Tusken Raiders.
03-31-2010, 05:29 PM
Jiro

The Apocalypse Party has decided during our Serious Time for today that we must have this Sandcrawler for a party bus. Therefore we are launching a hostile takeover of your party.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...Untitled-1.png

Have a rockin' day. Peace out!
03-31-2010, 05:37 PM
Timekeeper

Wow, that really does sound like fun! A party going against its very moral fibre to attempt to take over and destroy a smaller party.
You're totally in! That's what this place is all about, destruction and the hating on others and such.

Unless those weren't the droids you were looking for.
03-31-2010, 05:42 PM
demondude

War is pointless while the almighty grinning one chooses its disciples and eliminates the rest. The pointless trivialities of elections is just the almighty grinning one's opportunity to find the believers and the heathens.
03-31-2010, 05:45 PM
Jiro

Listen Furball, I'm going to buy you a drink. Not because I want to, but because I have to. I might even have someone remove that rod that seems to be stuck up your ass :jess:
03-31-2010, 05:51 PM
Agent Proto

This party is a sham. NeoCracker can't be President! We were going to form our party together and whatnot!
03-31-2010, 05:52 PM
Timekeeper

I'll have none of that preaching nonsense in this thread, thank you.
As the saying goes 'I don't like you, go away.'

EDIT: Hey, you're plenty welcome here, stranger, we take all types.
03-31-2010, 05:53 PM
demondude

Drinks can get you high, but nothing is higher than the heaven in which the almighty grinning one resides. Can you hear it? It is soon he will venture upon this Earth to mold the future of this forsaken Planet. You are ignorant to think the World will end from a simple meteor.

EDIT: Guardian XIII is in my party! Remove this foolishness at once!
03-31-2010, 05:56 PM
Freya

Who said it'll be a meteor. We entertain all possibilities. Even Zombie huns raising from the dead to pillage and loot our societies.

You can hope your almighty permanent facial expression will save you but we'll be so loaded we wont notice a thing.
03-31-2010, 05:56 PM
Jiro

I don't think you understand. There's more than just meteors a'comin'. Like the great fire.

http://z.about.com/d/chemistry/1/0/r...mingdrinks.jpg
03-31-2010, 05:58 PM
Timekeeper

Well of course Cult Leader, that's what we wanted you to think!
03-31-2010, 05:59 PM
demondude

Provide proof or you will be smitten.
03-31-2010, 06:01 PM
theundeadhero

As a former BAMF this looks like the kind of place I can enjoy. Looking for a member who doesn't like to fall in line with the rest?
03-31-2010, 06:03 PM
demondude

Don't be foolish! Join the true cause.
03-31-2010, 06:03 PM
Freya

This is becoming the traitors of Freya party!
03-31-2010, 06:07 PM
Timekeeper

You don't look like a bitch, you're in.

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude55

Provide proof or you will be smitten.

I will when you provide proof of your God.
03-31-2010, 06:09 PM
demondude

I do not bargain with liars! Am I forced to react by stealing your members too? The believers of this god aren't pussy's!
03-31-2010, 06:15 PM
Timekeeper

Stealing members? That sounds rather unwholesome and selfish, are you sure you're in the right party?
03-31-2010, 06:16 PM
demondude

An eye for an eye may make us all blind, but all we need is faith in the benevolent power.
03-31-2010, 06:18 PM
Jiro

Take your fight outside, you're ruining ~~the flowers~~ my party atmosphere!
03-31-2010, 06:22 PM
I Don't Need A Name

Yo TK! It's not stealing, its called converting. And the Apocalypse party is all over yo ass on that one! :bigsmile:
03-31-2010, 06:25 PM
Timekeeper

Oh, the way I've been going about it could be called stealing. Conscription at the very least.
03-31-2010, 06:42 PM
Jiro

Forceful conscription
03-31-2010, 06:44 PM
Timekeeper

Tautology is fine too.
03-31-2010, 06:47 PM
Jiro

Well played! Now back to the fun!
03-31-2010, 07:32 PM
Psychotic

I like your sand crawler. I heartily approve of it, in fact.
03-31-2010, 07:55 PM
NorthernChaosGod

smurf yeah! Party sandcrawler. :cool:
03-31-2010, 08:08 PM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

:colbert: You try to steal my sister and now you do this! You are unforgivable!

I'm getting a Deja Vu, that's probably not good. :p
03-31-2010, 09:18 PM
Goldenboko

If I had to vote right now, it might just go to this group of misfits.
03-31-2010, 10:49 PM
G13

I'm such a good Bothan spy I didn't even know I was one. Sh-sh-shaaaa!
03-31-2010, 11:07 PM
Fonzie

Oh, why hello there! Didn't see you while I walked in. Heh /smug

I have a couple issues I want you to address. Just a couple simple questions.

1.) Do you want to win?

2.) Do you like winning?

3.) Is the word "win" becoming redundant?

The obvious answer to all the above questions is a defiant, oddly vivacious "hell yeah!"

Now, you being the leader, I can guess you're an intelligent man who knows this place. You may also know that, by joining/merging with the Zombies; not only do you secure your future of winning, you also get a kick-ass reference for future parties.

The only thing I ask is if you'd consider joining our party and winning 100% for sure. :jess:
03-31-2010, 11:09 PM
Freya

Why would a party that doesn't like the other parties want to merge with another party?
03-31-2010, 11:10 PM
qwertysaur

Because that party did not yet exist :p
03-31-2010, 11:11 PM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwertysaur

Because that party did not yet exist :p

Thank you, I was about to explain this to her! :D
03-31-2010, 11:12 PM
Freya

It would have been "i didn't like any of the current parties and may like future ones but I dunno yet so this is a party as a placeholder" party. Which it's not.
03-31-2010, 11:14 PM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

It would have been "i didn't like any of the current parties and may like future ones but I dunno yet so this is a party as a placeholder" party. Which it's not.

Oh come on now Kaycee, this is supposed to be fun!

Let's have some fun! :jess:
03-31-2010, 11:16 PM
qwertysaur

That won't fit in a thread title

Freya is a funsucker
03-31-2010, 11:21 PM
Freya

Oh now I'm the funsucker. You were the one sucking fun from my thread xP
03-31-2010, 11:23 PM
qwertysaur

Your thread. Jiro name it, you liar.

Freya: Funsucker and liar. NOT what EoFF needs right now. This is the truth.
03-31-2010, 11:27 PM
Bunny

You're like a fun vampire. But instead of sucking blood, you just suck.
03-31-2010, 11:37 PM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

You're like a fun vampire. But instead of sucking blood, you just suck.

Best quote ever!
03-31-2010, 11:39 PM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

You're like a fun vampire. But instead of sucking blood, you just suck.

Bunny for president.
04-01-2010, 12:18 AM
G13

I'm beginning to think this Star Wars party is a sham! Perhaps a new Star Wars party should be made and blow this one out of the... space...
04-01-2010, 12:53 AM
Jiro

This isn't a Star Wars party. It's the Greens Party trying to pass off as bitter elitist Star Wars fans to win votes. Which is pretty rockin' in my books, good show! Now back to my shots! It's almost 10, I should've been drunk hours ago!
04-01-2010, 12:57 AM
G13

So it is a sham! I have no place left that will accept me. I'm making a real Star Wars party! :colbert:
04-01-2010, 12:58 AM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

So it is a sham! I have no place left that will accept me. I'm making a real Star Wars party! :colbert:

Oh Guardian, you know you'll always be accepted in the Zombie Party.

Some of our best undead were Jedis. :cool:
04-01-2010, 01:05 AM
G13

Ehhhh.... I dunno. I'd like to keep my agility and, y'know, sense of aliveness.
04-01-2010, 01:06 AM
qwertysaur

Gengar is VERY fast though :p
04-01-2010, 01:08 AM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Ehhhh.... I dunno. I'd like to keep my agility and, y'know, sense of aliveness.

Pff, ever seen 28 Days Later?

We run and and scream until the end, my friend. :colbert:
04-01-2010, 01:10 AM
G13

Those are british zombies. I've seen Dawn of the Dead my friend and us americans make for fat lazy zombies.
04-01-2010, 01:14 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Those are british zombies. I've seen Dawn of the Dead my friend and us americans make for fat lazy zombies.

Come join the Apocalypse party, we have a sandcrawler.
04-01-2010, 01:15 AM
Jiro

Timekeeper will find your lack of faith disturbing. If you must form a Star Wars party, launch a reform! After all, I don't think any of his members are legitimate. They've all been mind tricked!

I feel like I could use those skills to trick those Smilers into loosening up a bit. They're too stiff, like planks of wood. Poor souls don't know how to have fun!
04-01-2010, 01:17 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Those are british zombies. I've seen Dawn of the Dead my friend and us americans make for fat lazy zombies.

Come join the Apocalypse party, we have a sandcrawler.

A stolen sandcrawler. I'd hate to be you when the 501st legion finds out.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Timekeeper will find your lack of faith disturbing. If you must form a Star Wars party, launch a reform! After all, I don't think any of his members are legitimate. They've all been mind tricked!

Aye that's the plan. I know I didn't sign up.
04-01-2010, 01:23 AM
Jiro

I thought you had been mindwiped so as to not give away your true identity. Or that's what I think he said, I was too busy doing shots out of Freya's top ;)
04-01-2010, 01:29 AM
Aerith's Knight

I'm going to have to resign, Your drafting has been overruled by someone with boobs.
04-01-2010, 02:01 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Those are british zombies. I've seen Dawn of the Dead my friend and us americans make for fat lazy zombies.

Come join the Apocalypse party, we have a sandcrawler.

A stolen sandcrawler. I'd hate to be you when the 501st legion finds out.

They can pry it from my cold, hairy paws.
04-01-2010, 02:02 AM
qwertysaur

They probably will just use a death star and blow up continent you are all on. :p
04-01-2010, 02:25 AM
NorthernChaosGod

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force... of my wookie paws.
04-01-2010, 02:29 AM
Jiro

We're global. You'll all go down with us. Oh wait did I just hear mention of a cataclysmic event ending the world? Bitches don't know bout my apocalypse baby, ch'yeah!

You just confirmed it yourself, no backing out now baby. Round of drinks, on the qwertmeister!
04-01-2010, 02:35 AM
qwertysaur

Continent, not world. They will destroy the stolen item
04-01-2010, 02:39 AM
Jiro

We travellin' all over the world in our Partycrawler, and we go babes and dudes partying on beaches and in cities on every continent in the world~
04-01-2010, 02:40 AM
qwertysaur

it takes 1 hit to destroy. remember that they aim first, and they can track you.
04-01-2010, 02:45 AM
Jiro

We are unpredictable, you don't know how we drivin' all liquored up baby
04-01-2010, 02:46 AM
qwertysaur

And they can track you
04-01-2010, 03:08 AM
Jiro

They can track us but they think they're dealing with a sandcrawler. IT'S THE MOTHERsmurfING PARTYCRAWLER BABY, THAT :bou::bou::bou::bou: IS TURBOCHARGED SO YOUR PUNY LAZERS AIN'T GONNA HIT THE TARGET, WE BE DODGING THAT :bou::bou::bou::bou: LIKE JOHN WOO WOOOOO BABY YEAAAH.
04-01-2010, 03:10 AM
qwertysaur

a laser that destroys a continent. good luck with that
04-01-2010, 03:21 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Wobbuffet, mirror coat. :cool:
04-01-2010, 03:36 AM
Jiro

Have you seen the Death Star? That :bou::bou::bou::bou: be trippin' balls, homeslice. Just ask TK, he up and destroyed Alderaan. Wait I think I found out who Vader really is
04-01-2010, 03:37 AM
qwertysaur

Flareon used spin.
YouTube - Flareon spinning around
04-01-2010, 05:13 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwertysaur

Flareon used spin.
YouTube - Flareon spinning around

Where are you finding these?!
04-01-2010, 05:17 AM
qwertysaur

Do you really want to know?
04-01-2010, 06:06 AM
Jiro

I don't know if I want to.

Screw 12 threads, this bitch is rolling on the gravy train riding on biscuit wheels.

From the top of the forum to the bottom, we be bringin' the fun, funk and all things w-w-w-wicked~

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Count 'em out yo, 33 threads for yo' viewing pleasure. Get on in there and party. And don't be sayin' the Apocalypse Party haven't got EoFF's best interests at heart. We jus' tryin' to have some fun before the world ends, ya dig?

Word.
04-01-2010, 06:13 AM
qwertysaur

You missed a few, read your own thread Jiro
04-01-2010, 06:25 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwertysaur

Do you really want to know?

Do I? o_O
04-01-2010, 06:26 AM
Freya

Scott we don't have to get all of them. You wanted us to cause you want us to fail cause you're a jerk like that. EVERYONE SCOTT IS A JERK WHO WANTS US TO FAIL. Just thought i'd let ya'll know.
04-01-2010, 06:29 AM
qwertysaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

Scott we don't have to get all of them. You wanted us to cause you want us to fail cause you're a jerk like that. EVERYONE SCOTT IS A JERK WHO WANTS US TO FAIL. Just thought i'd let ya'll know.

No. I want these last three forums to get the threads. Because that means content for the frontsite.
04-01-2010, 09:07 AM
Timekeeper

Hmm, it seems this party has taken a few turns since I was last here.
No, we do not wish to merge with the Zombie party, as I don't like you, or your party.
(Note that the only party that I would consider joining/merging with would be the Gobo party, but that's not possible)

One of the main reasons we're here is to cater for those who want the things that those bigots in the other parties simply refuse. I'll add that to the description actually.
04-01-2010, 11:40 AM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timekeeper

(Note that the only party that I would consider joining/merging with would be the Gobo party, but that's not possible)

Wouldn't we all, wouldn't we all!
04-01-2010, 04:38 PM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timekeeper

Hmm, it seems this party has taken a few turns since I was last here.
No, we do not wish to merge with the Zombie party, as I don't like you, or your party.
(Note that the only party that I would consider joining/merging with would be the Gobo party, but that's not possible)

One of the main reasons we're here is to cater for those who want the things that those bigots in the other parties simply refuse. I'll add that to the description actually.

Bigots?

How is a party organized by a site administrator a bigot? :zombie:
04-01-2010, 05:31 PM
Timekeeper

http://rlv.zcache.com/bagot_goat_por...04trdg_400.jpg

Where is your goat now?!
04-02-2010, 02:44 PM
Election Booth

Party pooper here! You have about 10 hours to pick a VP Candidate, a Pres. Candidate, a motto, and a slogan, if you want to appear on the voting ballot.
04-02-2010, 04:26 PM
Timekeeper

President: Sir Lancealot

Vice-President: Zeldy

Slogan: You don't like them, I don't like you, you don't like me. I destroyed Alderaan.

Motto: Where is your goat now?!
04-02-2010, 11:06 PM
No.78

I would like to join.
04-03-2010, 04:45 AM
Timekeeper

Welcome No.78!
It's always good to have an Englishman in the team.
04-03-2010, 03:45 PM
No.78

*takes a deep breath*

I can taste the hate in this room.
04-03-2010, 04:53 PM
Timekeeper

Mmm, tastes good in a messed up kinda way, doesn't it?

So tell me, what is it that you hate most about the other parties?
For me it's certainly their existance.
04-04-2010, 07:57 AM
Sir Lancealot

The only thing that should be hated is their existance.
04-04-2010, 08:26 AM
qwertysaur

Hello there :zombie:
04-04-2010, 10:11 AM
Jiro

I'm glad to see this party gaining momentum. If I weren't so high, I'd probably hate everyone as well. Feel free to party aboard the partycrawler whenever you like. Er, hate? I don't know :confused:
04-05-2010, 11:23 AM
Timekeeper

Party Announcement.
To increase the strength of our overwhelming hatred toward all other parties, we have joined forces with our dark side brethren; The 501st.
Both of our parties are centred around Star Wars and Hate, so together we will become the most evil party in the Galaxy.

If any of you disagree with this evil pact, so be it.
04-05-2010, 11:27 AM
Jiro

Furthering the strength of the 501st! Good show!

Those guys know how to let off fireworks, I'm down man! You go take the world by Force! :hahaha:
04-05-2010, 11:31 AM
G13

Nice Jiro. xD

If anyone is opposed to the merging of the parties let me know via usernote so I can kick your ass off the OP. :vader:
04-05-2010, 11:35 AM
Jiro

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.
04-05-2010, 11:59 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I, for one, welcome our new Sithtastic overlords.

Fix'd.
04-06-2010, 12:01 AM
G13

Excellent wordplay NCG!
04-06-2010, 12:54 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Fo' sho, homie. :cool:

If we can't win, I hope you do.

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