EoFF Election Primaries! (1, 3, 5, 7...)

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The parties have formed! Sides have been taken, lines drawn, and we've even seen a ban or two. Oh Elections how I exist for thee. Now it's time to weed out the week and find ourselves the cream of the crop! Its now up for you, the members of EoFF, to choose who the two best parties from each all the rest. To do so, private message me a vote the name of one of the following parties:



The Apocalypse Party
Pres: Jiro
VP: Freya
Motto: The end is nigh, so let's get high
Slogan: Be high on life, booze, drugs, even sexual exploitation, it's the end of the world and there is no reason not to party!


The Zombie Party
Prez: Necrotic
VPrez: zombiedude55
Motto: Why beat your meat when you can just eat it!
Slogan: Providing a brain-filled future for your children!


The Party of the Babe Keepers
President: NeoCracker
Vice President: Blues Agent
Slogan: "Everyone got a party going, but we're the ones with the babes."
Motto: "No babes, no fun."


The 501st Legion Party
President: Marshall Banana
Vice President: Guardian XIII
Slogan: May the Fist be with you.
Motto: “Lend a helping fist to those in need. And make sure to follow through.”



The Fat Chocobos Party
President: rubah
Vice-President: -N-
Slogan: Eyeson's Restaurant
Motto: Eating too much since 2005


The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party
President: Sir Lancealot
Vice-President: Zeldy
Slogan: You don't like them, I don't like you, you don't like me. I destroyed Alderaan.
Motto: Where is your goat now?!


The Goldenboko Party
Presidential Candidate: Goldenboko
Vice President Candidate: Goldenboko
Motto: Everyone loves Goldenboko
Slogan:We do things Goldenboko's way, no highway option



You have until 8EST Monday Night to vote. Good luck everyone!

Hey, did Paul turn in the PM for VP because I thought I was VP :[

It's mognet message Election Booth :zombert:

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Hey, did Paul turn in the PM for VP because I thought I was VP :[

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Copy'd and pasted what I got in the PM. Bring it up with your leader. :p

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It's mognet message Election Booth :zombert:

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Until the elections are over, I am the ultimate power figure. Questioning me is unwise for your health party.

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Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie

Hey, did Paul turn in the PM for VP because I thought I was VP :[

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Copy'd and pasted what I got in the PM. Bring it up with your leader. :p

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

It's mognet message Election Booth :zombert:

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Until the elections are over, I am the ultimate power figure. Questioning me is unwise for your health party.

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Okay thanks Jiro.

:cookie:

Aren't the Goldenboko Party and the Fat Chocobo party the same? :confused:

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Aren't the Goldenboko Party and the Fat Chocobo party the same? :confused:

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Give or take, yes.

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The 501st Legion Party*

*If you are missing any of the required items you will have minus 3 votes until you get them to me!

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Mr. Booth, everything you asked for is in that thread.

Fat Chocobos can be any colour~

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The 501st Legion Party*

*If you are missing any of the required items you will have minus 3 votes until you get them to me!

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Mr. Booth, everything you asked for is in that thread.

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I got annoyed searching for all the info. Don't you know that I favor people who make my life easier and put everything in the first post? And coding it in your first post doesn't count as convienent. :p

positions or the disputed CK position ?

So I probably won't be voting...

You guys/gals have fun though...:)

I love you ANGRYWOLF

I don't know who to vote for!
My own party, The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party or the Goldenboko party...

Choices!

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I don't know who to vote for!
My own party, The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party or the Goldenboko party...

Choices!

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I know you'll make the only choice.

One isn't a prime number?_?

I never really passed math after counting class. Thats why I'm just an election booth.

Someone should sticky this.

Counting class is where you learn that one isn't a prime number! Discrete math is alllllllllll about counting ~*^_^*~

Why can't we stay in GC?

These threads look so much better in there. I don't quite recall if we gave the elections their own branch off GC the last time, but I hope that Admin that did/suggested this dies. :zombie:

BoB did it :zombie:

They seem to have lost activity since the move. :(

A few zombies are chasing a furry around in England right now, they will be back soon :zombie:

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One isn't a prime number?_?

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By definition, no. It needs two distinct, natural number divisors. 1 is not distinct from 1.

Just so everyone else can know.

Before you vote, please note that if you vote for any party other than The Babe Keepers, I'm afraid you might get hit by meteors. Just saying.


Yes, HIT BY METEORS!!! =O

I would think the Apocalypse Party members would already be used to that.

Best of luck to all the parties! Those who know the value of love and peace most of all!

Zombie Party FTW! nom nom nom

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Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie

Hey, did Paul turn in the PM for VP because I thought I was VP :[

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I had to flip a coin. I am sorry. :( But I'll let you have whatever cool :bou::bou::bou::bou: comes up next in the elections so yeah!

I won't let you down. :zombie:

For me it was a hard choice between the Star Wars Party, the Gold Chocobo Party, and the Psychotic Party. I have made my choice and my vote remains a secret. :tongue:

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One isn't a prime number?_?

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But two is! I think Mr. Booth is just counting odds because he likes to.

Congratulations to all the winners etc

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Originally Posted by Election Booth

find ourselves the cream of the crop!

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That would be me.

I was going to vote for the party I wanted to join, but since it isn't a party anymore, I voted for the party that the former leader joined.

Figure it out.

Everybody joined the zombies.

nom nom nom! Delectable votes! I've received 18 so far!

You know, Election Booth sir, I've always wondered why you look like a recycle bin and not an actual booth

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Aren't the Goldenboko Party and the Fat Chocobo party the same? :confused:

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That's like saying isn't Jesus and God the same person. The answer is too complicated to give a yes or no & shall only ever be address by vague poo pooing & rhetoric designed to digress & divert.

Alright, so now we have about 23 votes, I'm considering posting a list of everyone who's voted so that the parties can spam the people who haven't. All in favor, say aye.

Zomb(aye) :zombie:

aye

Seriously, this sub-forum is killing the elections.

Don't worry, after the primaries we'll be bustin' out of here.

Official Voters List
Blues Agent
Crop
Dignified Pauper
Freya
Goldenboko
Guardian XIII
Jiro
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kuroshima
Mrs Jiro
Necrotic
Nocticula
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee
PusMoaning
Rodarian
Rebellious Eagle
Timekeeper
The Summoner Of Leviathan
Ultima Shadow
Quina
Vivi22
zombiedude55
Zombiesaur

Anybody who votes for the Zombie party will be eligible for a trade to get the data for Mew in any Generation IV pokemon game, I'll just have to ask you to trade the mew back afterwords because it is a legal mew and I'm quite attached to it :zombert:

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

Anybody who votes for the Zombie party will be eligible for a trade to get the data for Mew in any Generation IV pokemon game, I'll just have to ask you to trade the mew back afterwords because it is a legal mew and I'm quite attached to it :zombert:

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Also, anyone that votes for us gets a shiny feebas courtesy of myself. :zombie:

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Anybody who votes for the Zombie party will be eligible for a trade to get the data for Mew in any Generation IV pokemon game, I'll just have to ask you to trade the mew back afterwords because it is a legal mew and I'm quite attached to it :zombert:

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Also, anyone that votes for us gets a shiny feebas courtesy of myself. :zombie:

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Smurf you both.

:aimkiss:

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Anybody who votes for the Zombie party will be eligible for a trade to get the data for Mew in any Generation IV pokemon game, I'll just have to ask you to trade the mew back afterwords because it is a legal mew and I'm quite attached to it :zombert:

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Also, anyone that votes for us gets a shiny feebas courtesy of myself. :zombie:

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Anyone that votes for the Babe Keepers can have either a Feebas, an already evolved Feebas > aka Milotic or a shiny Tentacool... or even a freaking Kyogre, Groudon or Rayquaza.

There. =D

I'm not offering bribes. We may be drunks but at least we run for election honourably. However keep in mind that you're always welcome to come dance in our Partycrawler and visit Denmark so Breine is happy again. :jess:

Jiro's right, you're more than welcome to dance in the Zombiecrawler. We could always use more pink moist organs. :zombie:

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Anybody who votes for the Zombie party will be eligible for a trade to get the data for Mew in any Generation IV pokemon game, I'll just have to ask you to trade the mew back afterwords because it is a legal mew and I'm quite attached to it :zombert:

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Also, anyone that votes for us gets a shiny feebas courtesy of myself. :zombie:

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Anyone that votes for the Babe Keepers can have either a Feebas, an already evolved Feebas > aka Milotic or a shiny Tentacool... or even a freaking Kyogre, Groudon or Rayquaza.

There. =D

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I'm offering data for Mew.

Mew :zombert:

23 hours to get your votes in people. Let's go go go go go!

Zombie Party represent! All you other bishes are going down down down down down.

I'm not offering anything to people who vote for The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party, 'cause that means you're a hateful bastard and your reward is in the hating itself.

Go us ~

Vote 501st Legion Party: Our name changes are better than Psychotic's.

RottingYuna89 is pretty good but nothing beats R2-DEL2!

Vote Zombie party :zombert:

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RottingYuna89 is pretty good but nothing beats R2-DEL2!

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I Took The Pink Brain.

Damn you Necrotic!

(still though they have freaking huge numbers and will obviously go though so vote for us pls)

The race is starting to get narrower, but all of the parties are still within striking distance of the current leaders! Get those votes people!

You are such a tease, Election Booth! :p

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Jiro's right, you're more than welcome to dance in the Zombiecrawler. We could always use more pink moist organs. :zombie:

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We already kicked your asses. :doublecolbert:

You can read all about it by clicking on the link in my sig too :jess:

They why do we have the zombiecrawler? :zombert:

You don't, your party is dumb and thinks it does. You don't have brains of your own.

*Gets in Zombiecrawler* :zombert:

*wonders why the zombie is trying to crawl into a box*

I call upon the great sage of the heavenly rage. Unleash your fury, Ramuh!

What are you mumbling about? Zombies can't use magic, you don't have an INT stat.

Ramuh, unleash Judgement Bolt!

*gets a static shock* Bloody hell! Put some shoes on or something.

ahahaha zombie thinks he can use magic. I had no idea they even had an imagination being dead so long

Thundaga from me, Judgement Bolt from Ramuh

Yo can't summon without a jaw, *rip*

I'm in the zombiecrawler. How can you rip my jaw off?

You're in a box.

You're delusional, it's an illusion y'all. You gotta say it wit' out the southern accent though yo

Are you on LSD? I know I'm for a fact that I am in the zombiecrawler. Ramuh, give him some electroshock therapy please.

I heard that if you get a shock just as you climax, it's damn awesome. Julian, we need to get the chicks out here

I'm on it. :cool:

That's my man! We gonna have ourselves a good time tonight :smug:

Put on the Barry White up in the partycrawler. :cheers:

Tonight's gonna be a goood night :cheers: Y'all are invited if you can be civil about it, ya feel me? Everybody 'serves a good time baby

Ugh, my sandcrawler!!!

http://media.strategywiki.org/images...Gigas_Worm.gif

Why did no one make the obvious party?

The Donner Party? I mean, I suppose it's the closest we have to the zombie, but still... I think we all failed a little.

I feel the elections are lacking due to the absence of the Newbie Party.

BoB, I am disappoint

I was going to make a Newbie Party, but I decided I didn't like that idea.

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Anybody who votes for the Zombie party will be eligible for a trade to get the data for Mew in any Generation IV pokemon game, I'll just have to ask you to trade the mew back afterwords because it is a legal mew and I'm quite attached to it :zombert:

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Also, anyone that votes for us gets a shiny feebas courtesy of myself. :zombie:

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Anyone that votes for the Babe Keepers can have either a Feebas, an already evolved Feebas > aka Milotic or a shiny Tentacool... or even a freaking Kyogre, Groudon or Rayquaza.

There. =D

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I'm offering data for Mew.

Mew :zombert:

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Bah, who cares about silly data? Such things are worth nothing unless you actually own the pokemon.

...not that pokemon is very relevant to this thread anyway, but oh well. :greenie:


How many votes are in so far, Booth?

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Ugh, my sandcrawler!!!

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When the elections are over, we will give you the Zombiecrawler as a gift.

I mean, it'll probably be filled with various severed limbs and body parts we don't want to eat (you ever tried to eat a gall bladder? Those things are smurfing chewy) but it'll be all yours again!

And hey, it can't be any worse than the state that Jawas would leave it in. You know what those little guys are like.

We're looking about 45 votes at the moment! Not bad! Not bad! Close race still so votes still matter!

Also, with only 9 hours of voting remains, a mere 1 vote is between the second and third most parties.

The 501st has some pretty awesome music, I must say.

H-h-h-h-hold on to the phone folks! With just an hour and a half left, second place has just entered a TIE! Get those votes in.

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H-h-h-h-hold on to the phone folks! With just an hour and a half left, second place has just entered a TIE! Get those votes in.

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No! Let it be a tie, and then have an epic duel to the death between the two decide who gets to progress! =D

Note: "epic duel to the death" is, in this case, just another way of saying "some kind of simple competition".

I think one of those parties is us as I asked a couple of people to vote right before Boko made this announcement.

SOOOOOOOO

WE GOTTA HOLD ON

TO WHAT WE'VE GOT

IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE IF WE MAKE IT OR NOT

WE GOT EACH OTHA

AND THAT'S A LOT

FOR BRAINS - WE'LL GIVE IT A SHOT!

:zombie:

If we do bow out I am probably joining the Legion if they'll have me (Emperor Paulpatine? yes please) unless whoever they are up against has something spectacular to offer.

How many votes between first and second?

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If we do bow out I am probably joining the Legion if they'll have me (Emperor Paulpatine? yes please) unless whoever they are up against has something spectacular to offer.

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Oh hell yeah! Way to get into the spirit!

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How many votes between first and second?

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I'll tell you.

In an hour :)

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I think one of those parties is us as I asked a couple of people to vote right before Boko made this announcement.

SOOOOOOOO

WE GOTTA HOLD ON

TO WHAT WE'VE GOT

IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE IF WE MAKE IT OR NOT

WE GOT EACH OTHA

AND THAT'S A LOT

FOR BRAINS - WE'LL GIVE IT A SHOT!

:zombie:

If we do bow out I am probably joining the Legion if they'll have me (Emperor Paulpatine? yes please) unless whoever they are up against has something spectacular to offer.

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I was personally thinking that you zombies probably had the most votes, while the apocalyptics and the legion are fighting for second.

Whatever the case is, I will bet my pants that the zombies are going to progress into the final round. Ever since the start, I've been sure that it'll turn out to be zombies vs apocalyptic maniacs.

Edit: As for why? You zombie-people got the most members, followed by the apocalypse party. My reasoning is that simple. =D

Post a list of voters, EB, or update the previous one? =O

I think it's clear who the top 3 parties are, but I have no idea who's in the lead!

Coming down to the wire here. *beep beep bleep*

We better be in the lead, I didn't do all this partying for my health.

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Post a list of voters, EB, or update the previous one? =O

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Don't know if you'll be able to use this in time, however:

Official Voters List
Aerith's Knight
Blues Agent
Crop
Cuchulainn
Cybele
Darth Banana
Dark_Valentine
Deathly Moan
Dignified Pauper
eestlinc
Forsaken Lover
Freya
Fonz(omb)ie
Goldenboko
Guardian XIII
I Don't Need A Name
I Took the Pink Brain
Icegnaw
I'm my own BRRRAAAIINNSSS
Jiro
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kuroshima
Miriel
Mo' Meninges
Mrs Jiro
Necrotic
Nocticula
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee
PusMoaning
Rantzien
Raven Nox
Rodarian
Romero
RottingYuna89
Pretty Corpse.
Rebellious Eagle
Sir Lightsaber
Timekeeper
The Summoner Of Leviathan
UnbreakableWill
Ultima Shadow
Quina
Vivi22
Wicket the Ewok
Vermachtnis
zombiedude55
Zombiesaur
zombler
~*~Corpse~*~

There is STILL a tie for second.

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There is STILL a tie for second.

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Come up with some kind of game/competition and let them duel it out!!! :hyper:

That's enough of that! Primary results coming up!