The end of the beginning, Primary Results!

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04-06-2010, 01:13 AM
Election Booth

The end of the beginning, Primary Results!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...mElections.png

That was an amazing race you guys. I'd like to start by thanking the following 51 members who hand fed me their SCRUMPTIOUS votes!

Official Voters List
Aerith's Knight
Blues Agent
Crop
Cuchulainn
Cybele
Darth Banana
Dark_Valentine
Deathly Moan
Dignified Pauper
eestlinc
Forsaken Lover
Freya
Fonz(omb)ie
Goldenboko
Guardian XIII
I Don't Need A Name
I Took the Pink Brain
Icegnaw
I'm my own BRRRAAAIINNSSS
Jiro
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kuroshima
Miriel
Mo' Meninges
Mrs Jiro
Necrotic
Nocticula
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee
PusMoaning
Quin
Rantzien
Raven Nox
Rodarian
Romero
RottingYuna89
Pretty Corpse.
Rebellious Eagle
Sir Lightsaber
Timekeeper
The Summoner Of Leviathan
UnbreakableWill
Ultima Shadow
Quina
Vivi22
Wicket the Ewok
Vermachtnis
zombiedude55
Zombiesaur
zombler
~*~Corpse~*~

You guys are amazing and deserve a round of applause! Moving on, this was an incredibly close race, nearly everyone was within striking distance at one time or another! Now, let's get started shall we? We'll be announcing the votes from least to most.
04-06-2010, 01:15 AM
Psychotic

I, for one, am rooting for the Goldenboko Party.
04-06-2010, 01:16 AM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrotic

I, for one, am rooting for the Goldenboko Party.

Represent son :cool:.
04-06-2010, 01:17 AM
Ultima Shadow

I'm mainly curious about those two second-place parties. Who won in the end? =O
04-06-2010, 01:18 AM
Psychotic

The battle for fourth is actually also pretty interesting. Looks like the Babe Keepers will push the 'bos into a surprising fifth.
04-06-2010, 01:21 AM
Ultima Shadow

Yeah. Even though we were inferior in numbers, we (or at least I =D) fought with a fiery passion!

...meaning I bugged a couple of people to vote for us. =D
04-06-2010, 01:24 AM
Election Booth

There were seven parties that managed to make the ballot. No one came in seventh.

6. The Goldenboko Party - 1
Congratulations! This vote wasn't made by yourself GoBo!

AND

6. The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party - 1
Guess it just shows that everyone liked the parties this year!
04-06-2010, 01:26 AM
Quindiana Jones

Now I'm curious to know who voted Gobo.
04-06-2010, 01:27 AM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Election Booth

There were seven parties that managed to make the ballot. No one came in seventh.

6. The Goldenboko Party - 1
Congratulations! This vote wasn't made by yourself GoBo!

Somebody loves me, somebody actually loves me! :jess:
04-06-2010, 01:28 AM
Psychotic

I checked, and nope, Goldenboko's Mom is not on the voters list.

It is a mystery. :confused:
04-06-2010, 01:29 AM
Agent Proto

But there's no mystery voter, so it has to be one of those 51 voters!
04-06-2010, 01:29 AM
qwertysaur

My guess is Cuchulainn :zombert:
04-06-2010, 01:30 AM
Election Booth

Next up, the battle for fourth! Who didn't make it...?

5. The Fat Chocobo Party - 4
But hey, you guys got a food social group! You still won in spirit right?
04-06-2010, 01:31 AM
Psychotic

Well, my prediction was way off.

I've been smurfed over by that damn chatroom in elections too many times to ever trust it though :zombert:
04-06-2010, 01:31 AM
Quindiana Jones

I like to think that all 51 voters voted Gobo, but EB refused to let it go and just handed out random votes to each party.

It...it probably didn't happen like that...:blush:
04-06-2010, 01:31 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Hurry with the other places!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrotic

I, for one, am rooting for the Goldenboko Party.

Represent son :cool:.

Especially after losing your avatar. :(
04-06-2010, 01:34 AM
Election Booth

And the big number 4? Best of those who couldn't quiet compete to get into the election?

4.The Keeper of Babes Party - 5
You guys just barely edged out the Fat Chocobos! Good job guys!
04-06-2010, 01:35 AM
Psychotic

A respectable finish. Good job guys!
04-06-2010, 01:36 AM
Agent Proto

4th place, son. :cool:
04-06-2010, 01:38 AM
Election Booth

Next up. The battle for second. The matchup you've ALLLLLLLL been waiting for.

And it ain't on this post, made you look. No. This post is going to give a round of applause to both the following parties. This was a close race, the two parties had surpassed each other several times, boy it was a nailbiter. I devoured each vote with a smile.
04-06-2010, 01:40 AM
Quindiana Jones

*applauds*
04-06-2010, 01:40 AM
Psychotic

The last Election Booth was better, because he didn't do this Loony BoB suspense crap! :zombert: :zombert: :zombert:
04-06-2010, 01:40 AM
Ultima Shadow

Yeah, 4th... that's not too shabby. =D

Oh, and... *applauds for whoever came in third*
04-06-2010, 01:40 AM
qwertysaur

:roll2
04-06-2010, 01:41 AM
G13

xD Loony BootH

*applauds*
04-06-2010, 01:42 AM
Quindiana Jones

I'm rooting for all the parties that haven't already been mentioned. Equality FTW.

Screw it, I'm still rooting the Everybody! Love! And Peace! Party.
04-06-2010, 01:43 AM
Psychotic

Don't encourage it! It'll do this again for the finale! It is a treacherous booth!
04-06-2010, 01:44 AM
qwertysaur

Just teabag it a few times if it does. :p
04-06-2010, 01:45 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Don't make me release the kraken, Booth. :colbert:
04-06-2010, 01:45 AM
Election Booth

3. The Apocalypse Party - 11 Votes
Wow, just barely edged out guys! Next time remember, it's a marathon, not a dash!

2. The 501st Legion Party - 12 Votes
Epic comeback guys. You surged to this victory. Bask in it.

Quin was the deciding vote, he made it at exactly 8PM EST according to my clock. Good show.
04-06-2010, 01:46 AM
qwertysaur

:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :bigsmile: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
04-06-2010, 01:46 AM
G13

They were right, the end was nigh!
04-06-2010, 01:48 AM
Psychotic

I know we fought, ate each others brains and shot at each other with automatic weaponry, but you were worthy foes. We will miss your drunken ways, and tasty frontal lobes. :zombie:
04-06-2010, 01:48 AM
NorthernChaosGod

We called it. :smug:

Does this mean I have to adopt a zombie name now?
04-06-2010, 01:48 AM
Marshall Banana

Woo!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...samarakasu.gif

I sent out several last-minute MMs, but I don't think they were in time.
04-06-2010, 01:49 AM
Ultima Shadow

HA! Though I did think the apocalypse party would be the second-placer in the end, I was right about the zombies! =D

My predictions came in pretty close.
04-06-2010, 01:50 AM
G13

But what about us, NorthernChaosWookiee? :cry:
04-06-2010, 01:50 AM
Election Booth

And so that leaves the tops of the primaries. You already know who it is by this point. These guys didn't led up, fueled by their leader, they had a steady diet of ~~brains~~ votes since day one never was any lower than second place. You got it! It's...

1. The Zombie Party - 18
With that said, the 501st Legion was a mere 6 votes behind you, don't get too cocky!

The next phase of this election will begin soon, in the meantime use this thread to discuss what was an excellent primary round!
04-06-2010, 01:52 AM
qwertysaur

:zombie:
04-06-2010, 01:52 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII

But what about us, NorthernChaosWookiee? :cry:

Wait, I don't even know how this election business works. There's more? :confused:

Note to self: less time partying, more time reading.
04-06-2010, 01:52 AM
Psychotic

Brain banquet at our place! Everyone welcome. :zombie:
04-06-2010, 01:53 AM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Election Booth

Quin was the deciding vote, he made it at exactly 8PM EST according to my clock. Good show.

:smug:
04-06-2010, 01:56 AM
Election Booth

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII

But what about us, NorthernChaosWookiee? :cry:

Wait, I don't even know how this election business works. There's more? :confused:

Note to self: less time partying, more time reading.

This was just the Primaries, deciding which two parties enter the General Elections!
04-06-2010, 01:59 AM
NorthernChaosGod

OK, so how does that work?
04-06-2010, 02:00 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII

But what about us, NorthernChaosWookiee? :cry:

Wait, I don't even know how this election business works. There's more? :confused:

Note to self: less time partying, more time reading.

Join us and together we can rule the galaxy as partners! And not those partners that put their hands in each other's back pockets, but partners that land big deals and create successful mergers and other things of that nature!
04-06-2010, 02:02 AM
Psychotic

He knows he wants to lose his mind really. :zombie:
04-06-2010, 02:02 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII

But what about us, NorthernChaosWookiee? :cry:

Wait, I don't even know how this election business works. There's more? :confused:

Note to self: less time partying, more time reading.

Join us and together we can rule the galaxy as partners! And not those partners that put their hands in each other's back pockets, but partners that land big deals and create successful mergers and other things of that nature!

I'm so down, better than being a zombie. I'm just not going to fight if the zombies are overwhelming.
04-06-2010, 02:04 AM
G13

Excellent. I'll ready the paperwork.
04-06-2010, 02:11 AM
Del Murder

Looks like the Force is with us. Great rally guys!
04-06-2010, 02:27 AM
Pheesh

Go team! This is almost better than the time Vader cut off that choir boy Luke's hand.
04-06-2010, 02:33 AM
Sir Lancealot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imperial Essence

Go team! This is almost better than the time Vader cut off that choir boy Luke's hand.

Hopefully not his cool one.
04-06-2010, 02:43 AM
Fonzie

I'd like to thank Kaycee Fried Chicken, I don't think we'd be this far without it. :zombie:
04-06-2010, 02:45 AM
qwertysaur

It's so delicious ♪
04-06-2010, 03:14 AM
Freya

Great job everyone! Even if you had to spam my face everywhere for a stupid joke. I totally didn't care about that at all. :roll2
04-06-2010, 03:35 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Lightsaber

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imperial Essence

Go team! This is almost better than the time Vader cut off that choir boy Luke's hand.

Hopefully not his cool one.

I see what you did there.
04-06-2010, 04:23 AM
Timekeeper

I'm still not happy that my sandcrawler was stolen and raped by just about every party...
04-06-2010, 04:24 AM
G13

I'd like to add that my party never touched her.
04-06-2010, 04:36 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I'd like to add that my original party shared her with you.
04-06-2010, 04:46 AM
Psychotic

I'd like to add braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.

What?

I have a one track mind.
04-06-2010, 04:46 AM
rubah

I guess I should've voted xD
04-06-2010, 04:48 AM
Quindiana Jones

Don't worry, rubah. You can join the fun by joining the 501st! Slap on the old jetpack, and you can become Rubah Fett. :D
04-06-2010, 04:49 AM
Psychotic

zombah. :zombert:
04-06-2010, 04:51 AM
Dignified Pauper

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

I guess I should've voted xD

You didn't vote... I hate you.
04-06-2010, 04:57 AM
Jiro

I'm proud of my boozing companions. We did awesome, third is still medals in my sport!

Now let's bring the 501st to victory! amirite?! :bigsmile:
04-06-2010, 05:10 AM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrotic

zombah. :zombert:

Holy Christ! That's brilliant! I like that you've just thrown "zomb" in front of her name to make it sound good, which it totally does and it's good to see you continuing that trend for EVERYTHING.

501st supports originality. Brains are for adding weight to a headbutt, not for eating.
04-06-2010, 05:12 AM
Psychotic

Remind me again who wanted to use the very original name of Emperor Paulpatine until a much better man gave him the name "Mace Quindu"?

Seriously, though, Rubah Fett? Not really in a position to be criticising here, sport. :|
04-06-2010, 05:14 AM
Quindiana Jones

I do everything to bug you. I liked the idea of going against you with your very own creation. Way to ignore irony.

Rubah sounds like Boba. Zomb does not sound like rub.
04-06-2010, 05:16 AM
qwertysaur

rubah mortis
04-06-2010, 05:16 AM
Psychotic

Zombah sounds like rubah. Bo does not sound like ru.

I can play the deliberately removing parts of words game too!!! Here let me show you some more: Quin is not very good at the elect!!!

Honestly, when is your party going to use someone who actually has wit against me? I'm insulted that you're the best they have to offer.
04-06-2010, 05:20 AM
Dignified Pauper

Dignified Zombie will not be happy about this...

Zombified Pauper is another alternative.
04-06-2010, 05:24 AM
Quindiana Jones

Since when did us having a laugh turn into an actual flamefest? Should we start insulting each other in PMs again until one of us realises we're just over-reacting to a joke?

rubah mortis is a good name, though. xD
04-06-2010, 05:26 AM
Psychotic

This is a deadly serious internet election game, Mace Quindu. This isn't a joke. I will destroy you through your computer with the power of my words. Have at you.

also damn I forgot to reply to my PMs today. Whoops. :shobon:
04-06-2010, 06:28 AM
Jiro

I still wish PG made the Azn Party [Erections]
04-06-2010, 07:39 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrotic

Remind me again who wanted to use the very original name of Emperor Paulpatine until a much better man gave him the name "Mace Quindu"?

Seriously, though, Rubah Fett? Not really in a position to be criticising here, sport. :|

Rubah Fett is genius. You just don't get any luckier than that when making name puns! I'm shocked and deeply offended! If our party had a :vaderbert: you would be quivering under its gaze! :mad2:
04-06-2010, 07:41 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro the Hutt

I still wish PG made the Azn Party [Erections]

That would have been so much win.
04-06-2010, 08:23 AM
Pheesh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrotic

Honestly, when is your party going to use someone who actually has wit against me? I'm insulted that you're the best they have to offer.

Your face smells like a smelly face. BAM!
04-06-2010, 10:47 AM
Jiro

If we only respond to Necrotic in ways that lack wit, hopefully he will become less intelligent. Or he'll die of boredom.
04-06-2010, 10:49 AM
qwertysaur

He just throws you in the zombiedome if you are not witty enough to keep up.
04-06-2010, 11:30 AM
Crop

It seems like everyone else has rallied against the Zombie Party.

Don't worry, my loyalty still lies with you brain eaters.
04-06-2010, 12:47 PM
Chloe.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...ieforchloe.gif
04-06-2010, 06:21 PM
Quindiana Jones

It's because everyone realises the Zombie Party is a dirty communist party and kills puppies and foxes.
04-06-2010, 06:22 PM
qwertysaur

Don't believe Quindus lies!I'm captain Basch
04-06-2010, 07:51 PM
Quindiana Jones

So far, in the questions thread, all our answers have been logical and truthful. Your thread is full of lies and nonsense.

EVIDENCE PREVAILS.
04-06-2010, 07:56 PM
Unbreakable Will

501st FTW!
http://bonzuko.com/wp-content/upload...erDucky001.jpg
04-06-2010, 08:00 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mace Quindu

So far, in the questions thread, all our answers have been logical and truthful. Your thread is full of lies and nonsense.

EVIDENCE PREVAILS.

Your party's answers have been kind of dull. Pep them up a little, will you, it's supposed to be fun! :zombert:

Also seriously why the hell are the 501st Party members asking their own party questions? xD I think you may missed the point. I'm not trying to put anyone down in a "HA HA WE THE BEST :smug:" style here, I am genuinely curious about what is going on with that. :p
04-06-2010, 08:57 PM
Quindiana Jones

Possibly because your questions suck ass. ;)

To be honest, I was wondering the same a little. And I like how what was supposed to be a public question time turned into two threads of smack talk. The majority of posters in each thread are 501st and Zombies. xD
04-06-2010, 09:39 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I was showcasing how our party is clearly superior and more witty. :cool:
04-07-2010, 10:18 PM
Cuchulainn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

My guess is Cuchulainn :zombert:

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
04-07-2010, 10:55 PM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee

I was showcasing how our party is clearly superior and more witty. :cool:

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7386/72291742.png
04-07-2010, 11:00 PM
Marshall Banana

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Brutal

501st FTW!
http://bonzuko.com/wp-content/upload...erDucky001.jpg

Ariel isn't a zombie, though. This photo is wrong.
04-07-2010, 11:26 PM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Banana

Ariel isn't a zombie, though. This photo is wrong.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7459/78538572.png

We conquered the sea long ago. It gives Mutant turtles a whole new meaning.
04-07-2010, 11:28 PM
Psychotic

Ariel + Richard = Glory.
04-08-2010, 03:09 AM
NeoCracker

The Babe Keepers were doomed the moment they decided the least attentive member of this forum was to be the president of the party.

Hell, I didn't even realize the first round was over until the opposition told me. :p
04-08-2010, 06:55 AM
Timekeeper

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoCracker

The Babe Keepers were doomed the moment they decided the least attentive member of this forum was to be the president of the party.

Hell, I didn't even realize the first round was over until the opposition told me. :p

You were also the president of my old party, but you didn't really know that.

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