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We, the 501st Legion, have made it to the final round of the elections, but we still need all the help we can get if we are to win. The purpose of this thread is for you, the public, to ask us questions. To really get to know us, and see what we're all about. Ask us anything at all.
Annnnd.... go.
Before anyone asks, Vader's Fist can behead a zombie. That is why we should win.
What do you plan on doing about the pesky rebel problem that part of the empire has been dealing with? Raging rumor says that they were the actual cause of the destruction of the Death Star, not a improperly installed cooling system.
What is the proper way to eat strawberries?
Where are the babes? Are they numerous or not? Are they scantly clad or very covered? Do they all have lightsabers? And can I sleep with Aayla Secura?
I like the stormtroopers outfit. Who designed this?
I can assure you Rebels had nothing to do with the Death Star. This was an unforseen accident. I tell you, that's the last time we let the Cid's Technicians do anything with our wiring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
We take the Rebel threat quite seriously. Too many lives have been lost in the name of "Justice". We have unconfirmed reports that they are hiding out in some caves on Hoth, but we can disclose no more information than that. Rest assured, the 501st has your backs.
I'll leave that question for MB. If I had to guess I'd say with your mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Aayla Secura is the enemy! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kuroshima
The babes are all over. They used to be scantily clad but we got threatened with a lawsuit. If you're going to check the barracks for babes you'd better be blind. And no, not all of them have lightsabers.
It's a newer model of the Mandalorian armor Jango Fett and myself wear. I'm not sure who designed them as they probably died in the raid on Kamino.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
What does your leadership say to the allegations that your pathetic empire can be overthrown by a whiny boy, two lame robots, a subpar pilot, Princess Cinnabon, and an oversized wookie?
Also, if you could say six words to George Lucas in response to the ongoing attempt to continually ruin his own franchise, what would they be?
With cream, unless you are a zombie, in which case it is brains.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
I hardly think that's important for brain-obsessed moving lightsaber checks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
I have the babes. I keep them from the hideous atrocities that the Zombie Party would commit upon them. Only official members of the 501st have access to them, and I can assure you that they can be as scantily clad or covered as you want them to be. The Jedi have lightsabers, and we have created dummy lightsabers for those that want them. I'm not sure about the Aayla Secura thing, you'd have to ask her. She's usually over at the bar, drinking tequila and flashing a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kuroshima
The Stormtrooper outfit is actually based upon the earlier Clone Trooper outfits. We merely took away the pansy colours to ensure they could be recognised as a clone army, which inspires fear even in mindless zombie drones. Thousands upon thousands of identical troopers. All equal in their importance!Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
As to the first question, it's ludicrous. Would this "whiny boy" be the same as the one who supposedly destroyed the Death Star? Oh, is that the one with the straw hair and :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty lightsaber skills? Yeah, he's dead. Looooong dead. And Princess Leia now rides me daily.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Also: "Stop your ballbaggery, you fag-ending gash-hound." The same goes for the :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty little "games" company.
We say SHUT UP! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
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Also, if you could say six words to George Lucas in response to the ongoing attempt to continually ruin his own franchise, what would they be?
"Go back and do it again!"
You are surrounded by a horde of 50 zombies. 25 of which have axes. 26 of which haven't eaten brains for 3 days. How do you get out of the situation, not force powers, blasters, or lightsabers allowed.
I use my jetpack. :smug:
1337 Sammy J powers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Noice. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII
Hello Kitty Death Star
No. :colbert:
I recently found this (SPOILER)
http://verydemotivational.files.word...8607293265.jpg
Is this something you endorse and if so can I buy some?
Endorse it? We created it! And you can have as much as you want, free, when you join the 501st!
We endorse all sorts of stuff. For example:
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ternets_01.jpg
But yeah, only 501st Legion members get the good hooch.
What is a Mandalorian?
The most badass race the galaxy has ever seen! See: Jango Fett, Boba Fett, Jaster Mereel, Tobbi Dala, Dred Priest, Fenn Shysa, etc.
1. TK-four-two-one. Why aren't you at your post?
2. TK-four-two-one, do you copy?!
*taps helmet* *shrugs*
Dude, how do you forget Canderous Ordo? You're slipping.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII
TK-421 could have been my name change, why didn't we think of this earlier?
I'm cool with Forcekeeper though.
He's part of the etc. I was gonna throw him in there but I was pushing the example list with who I did put.
Yeah I thought that too Forcekeeper. xD
I, for one, think Ordo deserves mention at least after the Fetts. :colbert:
Why are we the most badass party?
Because we have the Force on our side. Force = Ultimate Badassery.
Which one of you wants to update my sig/avatar combo to reflect current events?
So how come a bunch of two-foot tall furry midgets designed to be nothing more than marketing tools absolutely smashed your highly armed platoon with heavy vehicle support?
I believe Lord Vader and a clan of Ewoks are directly responsible. We have our own Ewok now, and his name is Wicket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Chocolate and Strawberry were made for each other.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
If you're eating a plain strawberry, and it's too sour, cut off the edges and eat just the inside. :ichigo:
My room, office, and TIE Fighter would be decorated with Sanrio merchandise, but I can't guarantee that the rest of the Death Star would be. There might even be a Sanrio shop somewhere inside the Death Star, eventually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Bad transmitter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
The power of technology is insignificant next to the power of cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
The Ewoks are, and always have been, on our side. We staged that defeat to spur the Rebellion into further and more foolhardy action.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
Further and more foolhardy action like killing your Emperor and destroying you? :confused:
Yes. Foolish morons. It's all part of the grand scheme. We've just finished Star Wars 7: Revenge of the Sith Again. And guess what?
(SPOILER)We win. And there is no 8.
Are there going to be any dancing or singing scenes in Episode 7? Perhaps some fun characters like Jar Jar and the Ewoks?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
Can you do multivariable calculus?
Have you ever met an Ewok? Like actually stood next to one? They are incredibly strong! You just don't understand! :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
Foolish Paul! You know nothing of Star Wars! The Empire never dissolved. Our Emperor didn't even die. True story, look it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
I'm sure Wicket the Ewok can.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
In Episode 7, there are 15 scenes of Jar Jar's slow torture. And then we dance on his grave once he dies.Quote:
Originally Posted by NecroticAre there going to be any dancing or singing scenes in Episode 7? Perhaps some fun characters like Jar Jar and the Ewoks?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
This also is a true story. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
How about reading, and then answering this.
这是中文。 中文是很好。 你想不想买两个男朋友？
your answer choices are 是 or 不
We don't speak zombie here. We prefer coherence.
Are you daft? That's Chinese. And a question. Answer it or I'll report you to the vote eating box!
You speak Chinese. Your sig is red. You do boring an grossly unfun tasks to benefit the mathematical community. You are clearly a communist. The zombie warfare method is akin to the Russian method. More communism.
The 501st does not condone communism. A benign dictatorship is good for all whereas communism destroys lives and kills puppies in abundance.
True communism is every lives in happieness together with free cookies everywhere. :zombert:
It does not work because of the corruption of the dark side
There is no darker side than that of insane bloodlust and cannabalism.
GLaDOS. She promise cake, but you never get it :zombert:
Also she makes you murder your companion cube :cry:
Promising things but never delivering? Murdering your companions? Not dying? Sounds like a zombie to me.
Hey, you never answered my question. Get to it!
All questions must be phrased in English or Galactic Basic. No one in the Star Wars universe knows what this Chai Knees is.
It's called google. :zombert:
Zombies eat chai knees don't they? I like the latté, but knees seems a little unnecessary.
are you really what EoFF needs. One who can't identify how to use google should not be near a position of power. :zombert:
我非常喜欢英语。虽然没有男朋友的感谢你。
Happy now?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
It's unnecessary to use Google to translate a language which will soon be redundant. The 501st will eliminate multiple languages in order to ensure simple universal communication. The zombies have no language, other than destruction. That, and "BRAAAIINNNSS!".Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
The correct way to write that would be
我不喜中文。我喜英文。 不是男朋友，谢谢。
Well you got the general message so it's all good right?
:colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
Yeah,without google :zombert:
Twice. And the 501st account for both times.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee:colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
Much more like it, I knew you were better than the zombies.
Congratulations on having a second talent that has no benefit in the elections. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
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Originally Posted by Mace QuinduCongratulations on having a second talent that has no benefit in the elections. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
You just can't think outside the box. :zombert:
Get out of this thread before I have to drag you out and toss you in the Sarlacc
Why do you always have to pick on me :(
Because you smell bad.
That's mean :(
Do you have a question for us qwerty?
Dude, you're a zombie. The whole decaying flesh thing really doesn't do wonders for your smell. The stench is strong in this one.
yes. Can you integrate the function ex2 indefinitely with respect to x?
Yes.
really? Then do it
Wait, did you mean "you" personally or "you" as in "one"?
Both
Oh, then yes. Really.
then prove it. :zombert:
Questions and challenges are two different things. If you want to challenge us visit us in our thread. Mace Quindu answered your question.
That wasn't the question anyway. I said I can do it. Which I can, given the proper education. Unfortunately, I haven't undergone education in that subject. But the ability for me to learn that subject and do it is there so, in that regard, I can do it.
No, I ask because it is a trick question. That integral can not be done indefinitely. You can approximate a definite integral of the function using Riemann sums.
Yeah, the answer is no...
If these threads are just going to questions on topics that we have studied to a higher degree, then they're going to get very boring very fast. As well as this, these questions are unrelated to the little roleplay game that EoFF has going on, so completely negate the reason to play the game at all. This is Zombies vs. 501st, not "point out stuff that you've been taught". Or if you like I can bump your party thread and ask questions about various Acts of Parliament and their amendments?
I'm able to do both Calculus and Chinese with ease. Think how much I can do for the forums.
Also :zombert:
That, and Pokémon threads.
Zombies can't do calculus.
Speaking of pokemon, why are you not playing Generation II! :zombert:
You'd think with all the marvelous gadgets we have a Gameboy would be smuggled in with it all, but we just ran out of budget when we came to that on the list. We're pretty depressed about it. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
I was all prepped and ready to answer the questions for the night shift, now that I'm back from work. But alas, there's no one online.
Either that, or they're scared of how awesome and on topic my answers will be.
It's definitely the latter dude
what are you plans to do once VB4 is fully operational and live?
So I hear your superweapon got blown up by a ramshackle rebel attack wing.
Because a dude fired a missile up your air vent.
I can't speak for the rest of my party but I'll do what I've always done. Not care about or notice it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
This issue was addressed on the first page, sir. But if you were trying to bring up bad memories mission accomplished. We lost a lot of good men that day. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own BRRRAAAIINNSSS
What would you do if Exar Kun and Darth Malak joined the Zombies!?
Isn't the 501st a battalion of the 82nd airborne division?
Do paratroopers scare you?
Have you ever wanted to be in the 501st?
What's up with the nick name "devils in baggy pants"?
What are your plans post election?
Force Cockpunch.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Blaster
Only in America. Vader's Fist is a battalion for the whole universe! Are you asking if we scare ourselves? I suppose a lesser man would be terrified of his own power, were it as great as ours. We, however, have been specially trained to deal with such high levels of badassery and as such we fear nothing. Except angry camels. I mean, those guys spit. It's just rude.Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
I am in the 501st, and it's brilliant! Do you want to be in the 501st? We have Space Rum and nudity.
We dance a mean MC Hammer. :smug:
The 501st are forgiving, and aim for the salvation of livingkind from it's darkest depths. Our first course of action will be to heal the Zombie Party of their horrific and pointless affliction. Those who do not accept salvation accept destruction, and they will be dealt with to ensure EoFF remains a happy, peaceful place. Then we'll add an awesome 501st/Star Wars forum skin.
It's good to see the Zombies are on our side during this Rebel outbreak! Thank you Zombies, though I doubt we'll find their base that way! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard, Lord of the Undead
Did you know he thought those were stormtroopers. He was still hungover from being forced into the Apocalypse party. :zombie:
If that's the case, then you've basically just said that your party members are incompetent.
Yeah, he took out two with that shot. His average is 20 :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
He usually takes out twenty innocent bystanders? Aren't those people your voters? Seems a bit of a harsh way to deal with them. And it didn't look like they were becoming undead after that, either. Your promises of transformation, and a painless transformation at that!, are all lies. The Zombie Party butcher innocent strangers for their own selfish delight.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZombiesaurYeah, he took out two with that shot. His average is 20 :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4519/50829205.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Mace QuinduHe usually takes out two innocent bystanders? Aren't those people your voters? Seems a bit of a harsh way to deal with them. And it didn't look like they were becoming undead after that, either. Your promises of transformation, and a painless transformation at that!, are all lies. The Zombie Party butcher innocent strangers for their own selfish delight.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZombiesaurYeah, he took out two with that shot. His average is 20Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
Richard, Lord of the Undead does not do transformations like most. He has to slay the person and then later reanimates the corpse. And those people were found to be behind a sharp increase in spam down in the Video Game Music/Final Fantasy Media forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace QuinduHe usually takes out two innocent bystanders? Aren't those people your voters? Seems a bit of a harsh way to deal with them. And it didn't look like they were becoming undead after that, either. Your promises of transformation, and a painless transformation at that!, are all lies. The Zombie Party butcher innocent strangers for their own selfish delight.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZombiesaurYeah, he took out two with that shot. His average is 20 :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
And you're alright with this are you, A Sith's Knight? You're not doing right by your voters, sir!
That's an exceptionally brutal way to change someone, Zombiesaur. Over at the 501st, you simply sign a paper and get free stuff. No pain, plenty of gain. Your policy seems to be high pain, no benefits in the short or long term.
That? That's all he can do?
That's only the third level of our 57 step training programme. Zombification doesn't seem to do much for your reflexes if that is what you consider impressive.
Blaster vs. Slightly flammable living dead....hrm...I wonder who will win? xD
EDIT: Well in I Don't Need A Blaster's case it'll be Jedi reflexes against zombies. Still, in good favor for us.
Oh also you have not even seen the full extent of my Bankai. Amateratsu has three divine treasures, so far she has only used two of them.
I call dibs on her third divine treasure, I bet it's sexy. I bet it's so divine she'll be screaming out for God. :cool:
We have many super weapons at our disposal, be careful with what you say. :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own BRRRAAAIINNSSS
Amaterasu is a god. The best one.
So does that mean she'd be screaming out her own name in pleasure? :cool:
Last post in this thread from me because the Zombies obey the rules. Did you read EB's update?
Haha yeah, I'm just ridiculously easy to bait. It's kinda pathetic that over 100 posts have in each thread have just been comedic smacktalk.
To the member of EoFF: please, ask your questions. We will do our best to supply you with honest and magnificent answers.
You try and answer questions when no one is asking them. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookieeYou try and answer questions when no one is asking them. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Ancient Wales.
Well played, Dick. Well played. *applauds*
If they joined the Zombies then I would be worried. Worried for their mental health.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Blaster
No. We're the Elite man. We're Vader's Fist. The 82nd Airborne has nothing on us.Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
No. They worry me. Parachuting in space? Good way to catch some solar wind straight into a sun.Quote:
Do paratroopers scare you?
Of course! We are the 501st.Quote:
Have you ever wanted to be in the 501st?
I'm not sure, but we'll get a crack team of scientists on deciphering that right away.Quote:
What's up with the nick name "devils in baggy pants"?
We're gonna clean up the streets! There's probably gonna be more than a few Zombies rioting in them.Quote:
What are your plans post election?
I'm sure one of us could. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
I've been tempted to ask this myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
If the 501st party had to assemble a new staff at EoFF, what sort of qualities would you look for in people?
Zeromus_X. We'd just clone....him(?) and have him act as every staff member.
Any ideas on how to change eoeo into a more fun place?
What color is your lightsaber, Darth Banana?
Red and green - like a strawberry!
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Originally Posted by Levian
Cuddliness.
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m.../p-usamogu.gif
I-I mean...the Force must be strong with them.
Threads made by Final Fantasy characters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m.../edgartime.png
ROFL, I want an EoEo forum dedicated to that!
Strong minds. We don't need anyone falling for those damn Jedi mind-tricks. They also must be skilled with a blaster, or else people won't take them seriously. You break the rules and you end up like Greedo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
More lightsaber duels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
Here's a question that may or may not be in the right spot, how do I join? :p
Click the smiley in my sig, and come to the dark side!
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Originally Posted by Aibyla Secura
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3421/88433446.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Imperial Essence
Who am I to deny a young girl candy?