Ask a cactuar!!

I am Hypoallergeniccuactar, yes cUactar, I moved the U after college, the purpose of this thread is to teach you all about my race in the hopes that you will stop chasing our high AP's, we have feelings too.

Ask me a question about my race, me or what I'd do in a situation and I'll help you know as soon as possible. Please no offensive questions, or I'll have to needle you. The closer I get to a doctorate, the more in depth I'll answer your questions, oh and no summoning me, it's annoying, and Zack Fair does it often enough.

By th way, before it is asked, there is a santuar, here he is
and ninjatuar
and nudistuar
and eastuar

You guys into music at all?

Hook me up with the third one.

We cactuars like rock, and heavy metal.
we absolutly abhor hip hop, except for djangotuar

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Hook me up with the third one.

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Cant, hes married.
his sister is available.

Tie her up and post her to me.

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Tie her up and post her to me.

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here you go

When I kissed my ex when he had a beard, I said "This is like making out with a cactus."

When making out, does it feel like making out with a human with sharp stubble?

much worse, we dont shave

Have you ever tried moving your limbs in normal angles? If so, how did it turn out?

Id rather not discuss the events of 1992

:cactuar:

So how come you weren't allergen free before '93?

um, do we really have to go into that...

Yes. :colbert:

Ok, I was trying to reach the cookie jar, and bent at an anti cactuar angle, thus causing a rip in the space time continueum, and desert storm, and that took all my allergenic alleles and removed them. I might tell you more specifics later

Who's your best friend?

My best friend is a moomba named Shayne, He ate a abad muffin and is blue now

Can I keep you?

no

:(

U may summon me 1 time

Well now I just have to wait for a good occasion.

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Originally Posted by HYPOALLERGENICCUACTAR

Id rather not discuss the events of 1992

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Are you my dad then :confused:

How is Jumbo cactuar doing? :cactuar:

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Originally Posted by Jiro the Hutt

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Originally Posted by HYPOALLERGENICCUACTAR

Id rather not discuss the events of 1992

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Are you my dad then :confused:

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Shut up he's mine.

Is the Gigantuar a douchebag in real life?

Can you be milked for Cactuar Juice??

Jumbo cactuar had a heart attack, and isn't doing so well. now he only has 2 hearts.
Giguantuar is beyond description, plus he is cacthomo, scary huh.
No cactuar are not mammals, we don't make milk.

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Originally Posted by zombiedude55

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Originally Posted by Jiro the Hutt

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Originally Posted by HYPOALLERGENICCUACTAR

Id rather not discuss the events of 1992

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Are you my dad then :confused:

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Shut up he's mine.

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Actually Im a cactuavirg, we save ourselfs till marriage or the age of 25, whichever comes first

Will you go emo and use this as a sig?

(SPOILER)http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/d..._by_fanchi.png

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Originally Posted by zombiedude55

Will you go emo and use this as a sig?

(SPOILER)http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/d..._by_fanchi.png

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That's over the size limits though :p

How much speed do you do on a given day?

You attack people with a thousand needles (at least that's how it is in the game), correct? If so, I have two questions. First of all, where do you keep them? I mean, I never noticed you guys having a whole thousand needles on yourselves! Second of all, what's it like after you use the attack? Does it take long to regenerate or do you just never get those needles back?

The sig picture didnt show up, cant see it...

FACT time:
Cactuars are misunderstood creatures who resemble cacti living in the desert. They are normaly docile and will flee from a fight unless provoked at which they will mercilessly pown the attacker.
Average life span: 70qi (231 years, unless killed by ff hero)
hight: 20cm - 104cm
a special type of cactuar known as cactuor can reach up to 100 ft, there is currently only one left
Weight: .05 lbs - 45lbs
Drops: needles
Ap: 20
Gil: none
exp: 6-1000
hp: 250 - 100000
expert singers

cool story bro

The needles are a trade secret, we can use it at will.
Speed? We can run up to 45 mph

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Speed? We can run up to 45 mph

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No, Speed, as in drugs, as in a cousin of crack, as in used by Dr. Rockso The Rock n' Roll Clown.

We use none, It doesn't grow in the desert

Can I summon you once to hurt multiple people?

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Speed? We can run up to 45 mph

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No, Speed, as in drugs, as in a cousin of crack, as in used by Dr. Rockso The Rock n' Roll Clown.

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He uses cocaine. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by HYPOALLERGENICCUACTAR

No cactuar are not mammals, we don't make milk.

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I don't buy that! What about a cowtuar???

Cowtuar is a cow who likes to dress up

Well i feel totally cheated :colbert:

But tyranatuar is real, but hes only 4 inches tall

NOOOOO I WANNA COWTUAR!!!!!

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1680/kaktorius.jpg

Guys, I cant see most image posts.... sorry

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Originally Posted by HYPOALLERGENICCUACTAR

Guys, I cant see most image posts.... sorry

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Well, then just use the link:

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1680/kaktorius.jpg

Nothing showed up

Are you using a cactus based computer?

quite possibly,
Its a computuar

Is my avatar cactuar cool? What's his name?


P.S. He's been my avatar since I joined these forums, many years ago. :D

Oh, he is billgatuar, he ofns microsoftuar, and made my computuar.

Heres my hero
actually, shes just somethin I found surfin on the net, but hey

Are you a furry?

I once killed a man. Do you know why?

You killed him because your milk was expired and you needed more, but he didn't have any

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Heres my hero
actually, shes just somethin I found surfin on the net, but hey

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'nother Baloki.

?i dont eat baloni?

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Heres my hero
actually, shes just somethin I found surfin on the net, but hey

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Holy crap. Is that Coco Bandicoot?!

My childhood...

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You killed him because your milk was expired and you needed more, but he didn't have any

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Really? Wow, thanks for clearing that one up. I'd totally forgotten. :D

I really dont know who it is, but I like the artwork. Found it looking for spyro

This guy is the life of the party! :cactuar:

I got a question for ya, how does it feel to get bothered by Sazh? He tried hitting ya rite?

and how did Jumbo Cactuar get a cool mustache?

I drew Jumbo cactuars moustache

Now thats whats up!


BTW Take a chill pill Greeny!

When cactuars get angry, do they ever go red?

Yes, we do, and then we turn invisible, thats why we aren't extinct

what do you think of :tonberry:

:cactuar: dosent ever meet :sebastian: or :ultros: or :mario: or:peachdance: or :ursula: or :tonberry: but I have met :moogle:

:bigsmile:

:cactuar: is the best summon evar