Eyes on 2010 Elections, THE RESULTS!

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It's been a long windy road, no speech is necessary now. Here comes the victors. Buckle in those seatbelts.

The Results

Keeper of Knowledge:
RottingYuna89...................27
Darth Brutal....................16

Guardian of Youth:
PusMoaning......................24
NorthernChaosWookie.............19

General of All Armies:
Richard, Lord of the Undead.....25
Jiro the Hutt...................18

Official Emissary:
R2-DEL2.........................22
Pretty Corpse...................21

Official Mascot:
Zombieeee♪.....................27
Imperial Essence...............16


Vice-President:
zombiesaur.....................24
Darth Banana...................19

President:
Emperor Necrotic...............30
Mandalorian XIII...............13

:quina:
:zombert:

I don't see no results. I demand results, Booth!

The first matchup.

Darth Brutal VS. RottingYuna89.

RottingYuna (Rye) was last time's presidential victor? Can the newcomer pull off a huge upset?

I sincerely hope not :zombert:

I have my faith in the Ham on Rye. :zombert:

Well, what's the answer boothy?

RottingYuna89 - 27

Darth Brutal - 16

Nope! Mrs. Rye took the round from the 501st!

Votecount:
Zombie Party: 27
501st Legion: 16

showdown.
YouTube - HG/SS - 320kb/s Kanto Gym Battle Theme

Next.

The Guardian of Youth matchup doesn't include any so called, "heavy hitters" of EoFF legends. NorthernChaosWookie VS. PusMoaning.

another battle!
YouTube - Pokemon HG SS Original Soundtrack - Vs Ho Oh

I beat every single one of you

And the score is...

Pus Moaning - 24

NorthernChaosWookie - 19

Zombies take their second straight!

Votecount:
Zombie Party: 51
501st Legion: 35

Moving on, the next matchup is. *punch* Ow! What the fu- *smack* Hey, let go of me! *bang* *smack* *clank* *punch*

:eek: another fight!
YouTube - Pokemon HG SS Original Soundtrack - Vs Lugia

hah, the zombies belong to the cactuar party, so say cactuar instead, its true
we bought the zombies

Congratulations, RY89 and PusMoaning. You guys rock!

...Um, guys, Election Booth has been kidnapped. The results shall resume as soon as...

we find him. :eek:

dont forget to change to cactuar party ok, zombie support me

I know exactly who is responsible

##vote: demon dude

:eek:
YouTube - Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver - Team Rocket Battle (Improved looped version + Download)

the cactuar party blames dd

EB D:

What the fu... :confused:

Worst results thread ever.

I AM SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED.

Okay why are we losing? Who didn't vote? WHAT IS GOING ON GUYS!?!?!

'grats you rotting corpses, good show!

I hate you Loony BoB for starting this stupid reveal suspense crap.

If I rescue Election Booth, can we get some extra votes tacked on there? Okay goin' to save him brb

I bet 501st kidnapped him because they were losing :|

You'll all be happy to know that I've been in direct contact with Election Booth, and he's asked me to relay that he's very proud and brimming with blessing to introduce his new replacement!

Everyone, please give a warm welcome to...



Election Rancor

Watch this and tell me that Zombies should win

Zombies should win.

I don't believe you watched that awesome clip and then didn't think the Star Wars party should win. Are you... are you broken? :(

Haha, we've got this thread in the bag~

:zombert: for the win~

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Originally Posted by Jiro the Hutt

Watch this and tell me that Zombies should win

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/Win.

Also, zombies are vaginas.

smurf this noise. I don't care if we win or lose right now, I just want the goddamn suspense to stop. If I don't get a result in the next 10 minutes, I'm getting on a plane and bringing back BoB's head.

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Originally Posted by Election Booth

And the score is...

Pus Moaning - 24

NorthernChaosWookie - 19

Zombies take their second straight!

Votecount:
Zombie Party: 51
501st Legion: 35

Moving on, the next matchup is. *punch* Ow! What the fu- *smack* Hey, let go of me! *bang* *smack* *clank* *punch*

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Originally Posted by Emperor Necrotic

Congratulations, RY89 and PusMoaning. You guys rock!

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Wow, I seriously wasn't expecting that. I'm pretty much a noob who isn't nearly as active as many others! Thanks! :D

Okay guys, election booth does not double up as an effective toilet ... or smurf buddy. Sorry I caused this.

No, it's most likely because I won the General of All Armies, and the mods are now discussing whether or not they should modify the results.

I can't say I blame them.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee

Also, zombies are vaginas.

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You are what you eat.

...

Brainginas? :zombie:

I don't know, I got nothin'. Carry on.

That was almost painful. I'll do it.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee

Also, zombies are vaginas.

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He likes to smurf them.

APRIL FOOLS!

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Originally Posted by Imperial Essence

APRIL FOOLS!

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I don't know what you're looking at, but my calendar says April 17th! :p

http://forums.eyesonff.com/2821673-post448.html

Question everything.

man you guys I just did the 501st campaign on Battlefront II again (last time I did it was December 25th, 2005 apparently!) and it was sweet. Although by the end of it, it's just "here are infinitely spawning guys in a small room. You have limited spawns. Go get that room" and smurf me you have to fight for every inch. It is ridiclous! I made Vader proud, but god damn if I didn't have to murder thousands of Rebel scum to do so.

Only failed once, that was on the attack on the Jedi Temple and those bastards destroyed some bookcases. Why do I care if the Jedi destroy their own bookcases? I don't. :colbert:

I freaking hate that bookcase level.

Also, I think NCG was robbed. And if Jiro doesn't win this next round then...well, seriously what the smurf? He put an asston of work into this. I love AKs comics but get out! Jiro deserves it.

Seriousness aside, I literally laughed out loud at the Election Rancor. xD

Well, if I win, I promise to make him my colonel, ergo, let him do all the work. :p

But seriously, can we get on with this, I'm losing interest.

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Originally Posted by Gunny

Well, if I win, I promise to make him my colonel

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I'm a Colonel...of LONE WOLVES.

That's right! The EoFF Halo Mafia have successfully hijacked another thread!

Also

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Originally Posted by Quin

Also, I think NCG was robbed.

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Pus did better than him in the debates. :zombert:

Psy, you put the colon into Colonel.

:zombert:

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Originally Posted by Mace Quindu

Psy, you put the colon into Colonel.

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Col:onel.

Now what? :confused:

Sir, you have bested me in this combat today. I surrender.

EDIT: It's nice of you to call me sir, Psy. ;)

col:onel

And that's how it really happened! :shifty:

After having received absolutely no warning PMs or payment of any kind, I am here to concede that Emperor Necrotic, commonly Psychotic, did indeed originally post "col:onel" and was in no way totally owned by Mace Quindu, commonly Quin.

leech seed!

Cactuar party gives permission for the Zombies to be Zombies again, but we still get to decide braIN party locations, and the theme for the May dance off.

Where you all worried? If you have any questions as to my disappearance, please, Mognet Message Goldenboko with your questions. That's what you get for not taking part in these elections GoBo. :colbert:

Continuing! The next matchup will be Jiro the Hutt VS. Richard, Lord of the Undead! Results, pending.

Will do :mad2:

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Originally Posted by Election Booth

Where you all worried? If you have any questions as to my disappearance, please, Mognet Message Goldenboko with your questions. That's what you get for not taking part in these elections GoBo. :colbert:

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You evil genius bastard. :mad2:

Battle!
YouTube - Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver OST - Vs. Raikou

As I said, if Jiro doesn't win this, it will prove this whole thing was a lame popularity contest and that nobody voted fairly. :doublecolbert:

Or there is a large portion of voting members who aren't fond of Star Wars!

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Originally Posted by Mace Quindu

As I said, if Jiro doesn't win this, it will prove this whole thing was a lame popularity contest and that nobody voted fairly. :doublecolbert:

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Are you even listening to yourself? I, popular? That's like saying hitler was always received with applause when he went onstage and went to town on the stripper pole.

Or they were busy in a pokemon battle!
YouTube - Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver OST - Vs. Entei

That still means they haven't voted fairly! You should vote for the person you think did the most work and supported their party. :triplecolbert:

Richard, Lord of the Undead - 25


Jiro the Hutt - 18

Zombies take their third straight!

Votecount:
Zombie Party: 76
501st Legion: 53

:zombie:

This is ridiculous. :infinitecolbert:

If you take a look at the number of votes, all it is is that about 2/3 people have given votes across the board and the rest are just the party members voting for all of their party. So it's a smurfing joke anyway

The elections are all about getting as many people to vote for your party as possible. If a person v. person matchup looks odd to you, keep that in mind it's all about the success of the party. ;)

Coming up next R2-DEL2 VS. Pretty Corpse. fighting over the official Emissary position!

I don't actually care about the elections as a whole. I just think credit where credit's due: Jiro deserved a win.

No offence to AK as, like I said, the comic clips are always awesome and were well-placed. But compared to Jiro? HUMBUG.

did you campaign at all after the debates? I sent many PM's asking fr support for the zombie party candidates :p

Also needs another BGM for the match
YouTube - Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver Music - Johto Gym Leader Battle

My campaign posts were always deleted!

PSY.

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Item the second: I name Jiro my number 2, and he has to do all the busywork.

Item the third: Someone make me a sammich.

Item the fourth: Quin should be hung, drawn, quartered, spit on, turned into zombie by Psy and then killed for his snide comments, in that order.

were then on topic for where they were posted? :zombert:

Always.

really quin? really?

The winner is...

R2-DEL2 - 22

Pretty Corpse. - 21

This one was really close. eating your votes was so suspenseful with this one, it was literally determined by the last vote. Delectable!

Votecount:
Zombie Party - 98
501st Legion - 75

I can't make this anymore italic....ified.

But always.

I voted for R2-Del2. :)

Might not have been very smart in retrospect.

Ahhh so it is proved. Elections Ciddies part 2

go like this.
always

I like that he got 22 votes. Nothing could be more appropriate. xD

Next up, the Official Mascot position! Can Imperial Essence make it to in a row for the 501st? Or will Zombieeee♪ put the Zombie Party back on track?

another match, another Heart Gold / Soul Silver BGM...
YouTube - Pokemon HGSS - Battle! Ancient Pokemon

Same goes for EE. He totally deserves to win this one if it were based on sheer epicness.

But Jess is adorable so....;)

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Originally Posted by Mace Quindu

But Jess is adorable so....;)

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Creeper.

You can't stop the power of the ♪
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Shut up. I can barely her the fapping over your completely unfounded accusations.

I voted for Jessweeeemusicnote because she's awesome. :colbert:

Also, I nominate Quin for election spoilsport.

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Originally Posted by Richard, Lord of the Undead

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Item the second: I name Jiro my number 2, and he has to do all the busywork.

Item the third: Someone make me a sammich.

Item the fourth: Quin should be hung, drawn, quartered, spit on, turned into zombie by Psy and then killed for his snide comments, in that order.

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this match also gets two themes
YouTube - Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver - Frontier Brain Battle

Zombieeee♪ - 27


Imperial Essence - 16

The people appear to know what they want with this one.

Official Votecount:
Zombie Party - 125
501st Legion - 91

How come I cant be the mascot????

it is coming...

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Originally Posted by Richard, Lord of the Undead

I voted for Jessweeeemusicnote because she's awesome. :colbert:

Also, I nominate Quin for election spoilsport.

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Nobody else was doing it! We always have someone calling foul in all these things, and it just wasn't happening.

Hooray :D!

:cheer:

Go Zombie Party!

:kaocheer:

FARCE. Demand recount.

Because we lost one round, you can see that it's not a matter of a zombie block vote. the people are choosing the winners, and they just love us more.

We're starting to get to the end! Vice Presidential Candidates: Darth Banana VS. zombiesaur!

No...they're choosing the members they know, hence why Del beat Chloe

Pshaw. Everybody knows Chloe!

I mean, yeah I know. Freaking elitists!

I voted half my votes for 501st. Basically just people who deserve it more. :p

I even voted for Jiro... I think.

Here it comes, ready for a battle


YouTube - Pokémon HG/SS Rival battle music!

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Originally Posted by Mace Quindu

Pshaw. Everybody knows Chloe!

I mean, yeah I know. Freaking elitists!

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Everybody knows Chloe, but EVERYBODY knows Del

Haha me too.

But yeah. This was all a pointless exercise in popularity, simply filling time until we got to the next Ciddies, when people could win more awards they don't deserve. Uhh, and so are Lucky Events! The cool cult always get the good ones!

Urgh, I'm not very good at this. :(

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Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Blaster

No...they're choosing the members they know, hence why Del beat Chloe

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By one vote.

Everybody, quit yer belly-achin'. If your unhappy with the results blame yourself or God!

Zombiesaur - 24

Darth Banana - 19

And with that, the Zombie party nearly sweeps these elections, however can the 501st pick up a huge presidential win?

Official Votecount:
Zombie Party - 149
501st Legion - 110

Mandalorian XIII VS. Emperor Necrotic. This. Is. It.

Cause more Zombie members were voters?

:bigsmile:

Also
YouTube - HG/SS - 320kb/s Red/Lance Battle Theme

I didn't vote.

I always pick the winning team, 'cause I'm a winner.

What's Unne got to do with this? Seems a bit harsh dragging him into this...

Seriously though, kudos to the Zombies. Massive sweep here! Although I would :bou::bou::bou::bou: a brick if Guardian won by 40 votes. xD

I'm not gonna belly-ache about Paul's impending victory, because he put forth a brilliantly substatial post (as did Eric).

The Happy Smilers were still the best. :(

Seriously, can we vote me in as the Eoff all around mascot.

Please

Or we could vote you off the board

No, mascot is good

Emperor Necrotic - 30

Mandalorian XIII - 13

Final Votecount:
Zombie Party - 179
501st Legion - 123

Overall a huge Zombie Victory. But consider the following...

There where 302 total votes. A 56 votes seperated the two, a mere 34 when taking out Necrotic's large victory! It was a close fight, but the Zombie Party ran a better race! Discuss your new Zombie overlords!

Haha I love the "taking out Necrotic's large victory" part, as if it is somehow insignificant. xD

Good work, Zombies. You fought a good fight, apart from the debating part. But I like the other threads! ;)

I expect an insulting zombie name soon, thanks. :D

YouTube - Cockatiel sings Victorys Fanfare(Final Fantasy)

And so the second contest of the year ends with the same outcome: all the effort was for nothing. Great.

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Originally Posted by Election Booth

Zombiesaur - 24

Darth Banana - 19

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At least now you can be "I Don't Need A Brain", which is a pretty awesome name to be honest.

you should have brought your poekmon with you monda :p

Mafia now plz?

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Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Blaster

And so the second contest of the year ends with the same outcome: all the effort was for nothing. Great.

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Actually...

TIME TO FEAST

FUN TIMES

I know I'm probably delicious, but don't think that winning gives you the right to eat me! :ffvitrouble:

I'm pretty sure Necro has the monopoly on that market anyway.

Not you, Psy. :D

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I'm not gonna belly-ache about Paul's impending victory, because he put forth a brilliantly substatial post (as did Eric).

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I think you're the only one who thought my debate was good. I re-read it and thought "wtf was I talking about?"

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Originally Posted by Election Booth

Mandalorian XIII - 13

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I couldn't have asked for a better amount. :jess:

Del and G13 both win in my eyes.

Del for getting 22 and G13 for the 13. "What's in a name?" they say. THE AMOUNT OF VOTES YOU GET THAT'S WHAT. :D

I couldn't pick a victory song so make your own choice.

YouTube - Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton Song and Lyrics - jokey
YouTube - 28 Days Later Theme - scary

Party in the Zombiecrawler, folks! We're going to have some really sweet brain cocktails.

Thank you to my brave zombies for their support throughout this hostile takeover, and I would also like to thank our human supporters who voted for us. :zombie:

'dolances to the 501st, you were worthy foes. Especially GXIII (this is a pretty good smurfing result for your first elections party dude!) and Jiro.

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Can we eat it? Yes, we can!

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Also, I think NCG was robbed.

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:love:

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Originally Posted by Mace Quindu

Del and G13 both win in my eyes.

Del for getting 22 and G13 for the 13. "What's in a name?" they say. THE AMOUNT OF VOTES YOU GET THAT'S WHAT. :D

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That's it, someone put 69 in my name.

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We fought hard but we were up against it. Psychotic's party had a lot of momentum from the very start of these elections and we just couldn't slow them down. It's tough to beat him. The truth is I thought his entry in the debates was the best but I was pretty sure they would run away with it so I stayed loyal to my crew.

G13 you did a great job running this show and I am proud to have served with you. We rallied pretty good, defeating the heavily favored Apocalypse party in the primaries and giving these giants a run for their money.

As the lone non-zombie representative in the new EoFF government I promise to do what I can to impede progress and stall all legislation whether I agree with it or not (unless it was my idea of course). Don't worry guys, I'll make sure they get nothing done, no matter how small!

Maybe now we'll get that Del Murder Forum...

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As the lone non-zombie representative in the new EoFF government

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I'm not a zombie, I just like to kill things, and am undead. Psy says it's okay as long as I leave the brains.

Actually, i AM NOT A ZOMBIE...

...yet.

A zombie cactuar would be badass.

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

this match also gets two themes
YouTube - Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver - Frontier Brain Battle

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

Here it comes, ready for a battle


YouTube - Pokémon HG/SS Rival battle music!

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Best two tracks in the whole damn game. <3

Oh and yaaaaay our party won. I was away a lot and stuff. Maybe that's why. >_>

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Originally Posted by Election Booth

Zombiesaur - 24

Darth Banana - 19

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The world would end If I became a zombie, My needle number mould square itself

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Originally Posted by Emperor Necrotic

'dolances to the 501st, you were worthy foes. Especially GXIII (this is a pretty good smurfing result for your first elections party dude!) and Jiro.

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G13 you did a great job running this show and I am proud to have served with you. We rallied pretty good, defeating the heavily favored Apocalypse party in the primaries and giving these giants a run for their money.

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Thank you both but the credit is not all mine, if it weren't for our team the 501st would have sank into oblivion. I had a lot of fun though and I'm glad I could share it with you, my friends. :monster:

http://www.thedrastics.com/blog/blog48.jpg

Well smurf. Back to my hole then.

Good going guys, loved the smacktalking sessions in the election always fun to flame the hell out of people in the name of peace and love :zombie:

You put up a far better fight than I thought you would being honest, I fully expected it to be TAP in here with us when this thing started, the members were some of the most popular in the forums which makes for a bit of a monster party. Still you beat them back down in to the hole they came from (I believe the hole is in freya's pants :P) which was awesome. Theres a few things I would have done differently in the election had I been EB, the main thing I would have said is "defeated parties may not join other parties, they will merely be part of the population" this would have allowed us to get a clearer vote and also would have been more "realistic" of how elections work irl. Their support would have made or broke the elections for the remaining parties. Still it was all a little bit of fun and we had a good time, for the most part I sure as hell was laughing at the way it played out throughout.

Oh and I vote we change Quin's name to "Mace Quindead" or something similar.

If you had told defeated parties they couldn't participate, I would have cheated and joined anyway. Just so you all know.

I don't know, I think this vote was rigged. ;/

Welcome to politics.

And now, I leave you all with one final thing. The counting thread post piece of paper.

You dork, use notepad like a normal person xD

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Originally Posted by Jiro

If you had told defeated parties they couldn't participate, I would have cheated and joined anyway. Just so you all know.

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Fo' sho. You gotta work to together when a zombie apocalypse is thrown your way.

All I'm going to say is yay to everyone

I miss being Mandalore. :(

I paid...almost NO attention to this thing the whole way through. But well done to the winners.

Suffice to say no one I actually liked won :bou::bou::bou::bou: as no one I actually like is liked.

I agree with Cuchulainn. Zombies are dicks. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Also, zombies are vaginas.

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Originally Posted by Quin

Zombies are dicks. :colbert:

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Will you people make up your minds?! :tongue:

I suppose it makes them Quina and therefore awesome. Goddamn logic.

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

I paid...almost NO attention to this thing the whole way through. But well done to the winners.

Suffice to say no one I actually liked won :bou::bou::bou::bou: as no one I actually like is liked.

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WELL I HATE YOU TOO :nonono:

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

I paid...almost NO attention to this thing the whole way through. But well done to the winners.

Suffice to say no one I actually liked won :bou::bou::bou::bou: as no one I actually like is liked.

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WELL I HATE YOU TOO :nonono:

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Don't worry Jess, he's just a pissed off Irishman. :tongue:

You don't need to point out he's pissed off. It's an obsolete adjective when you've already called him an Irishman.

Now I have the world's two most badass zombie killers in my sig. If you folk had bothered to get in touch with this pair, you would've easily won.

It's not about winning or losing. It's about the battle. It's about facing impossible odds and still managing to kick an acceptable amount of ass whilst grinning and having a kickin' time with mates. The 501st, despite having a reputation throughout the galaxy as badass mothersmurfers, were just a ragtag bunch of space punks who came together as a family. You can't take that away.

I still say I should be the universal mascot. Also, zombie party members, I know you are excited, but at the rate you guys are devouring these brains, my wallet will be empty in about 1 more day.

I like to think the zombie party won because it's members follow through with their stories :p

I am cumulatively 18 chapters behind in my readings with about 5 assessment pieces due in the next 10 days. I think I'm entitled to take a break before writing again. Did you notice how I churned out like 12 chapters in the space of 5 days? Not many Writer's Corner authors do that :colbert: