My dream date would be tall, black, with dreadlocks, he'd be a Gaboner (from Gabon), he could sing and play guitar, he's be smart, and he'd have that sexy Gabonese accent.
What's your ideal man/woman/whatever?
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My dream date would be tall, black, with dreadlocks, he'd be a Gaboner (from Gabon), he could sing and play guitar, he's be smart, and he'd have that sexy Gabonese accent.
What's your ideal man/woman/whatever?
Basically just naked and everything else will sort itself out.
Red hair.
The rest is interchangeable.
A dream girlfriend of mine would have to be a great cook with a great body. She'd have to find me funny and laugh at all my crappy jokes. She would also be the most efficient shopper in the world and spend a maximum of 10 minutes in each store.
A dream date, however, only needs to have an intense hatred of expensive food. =]
Any guy who tells me I have nice shoes and then we smurf.
Hayley Williams. :love:
A midget amputee who's into BDSM. If she's funnier than Mel Brooks, that would be a plus, but it's mostly the midget/amputee/BDSM trifecta.
*serious face*
I no im setting myself up for a flame but, my ideal woman is Lightning lol. Shes so hawt (to me anyway) <3.
You know, if you'd just drop the 'great body' and 'she' part's, you could just land yourself a fat cook. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy
LOL he does have a point there. Arent those types a dollar a dozen too?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerYou know, if you'd just drop the 'great body' and 'she' part's, you could just land yourself a fat cook. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy
It's funny that you've both come out and targeted me when others have only stipulated "red hair" and "being naked" as their pre-requistes for dreaminess. :roll2Quote:
Originally Posted by RobostarLOL he does have a point there. Arent those types a dollar a dozen too?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerYou know, if you'd just drop the 'great body' and 'she' part's, you could just land yourself a fat cook. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy
Hey baby let's go together I'll buy you a pasghetti dinner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
She has to take life not seriously. And shoulder length wavy hair. And a little short, not buddhist midget amputee short, but not taller than me.
Call three times a day? That's ridiculous!
I like October 15th. It's close enough to my birthday that I can start mentioning it, but not close enough so that I have to start regretting things.
I don't ask much, she just needs to look good and be absolutely obedient to every last one of my commands.
Cullen and that guy have one thing in common; they don't exist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Aaaaanywho, my dream date would be with this pretty amazing guy I already know ♥ man he's hot stuff.
One step further and you'd have a woman with a richard. This would be the biggest tool imaginable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Anyone of these people would like be totally fine with me...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_X6Isw4ybb4...0/9055_001.jpg
http://www.dailymakeover.com/appImag...ov_30_2008.jpg
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/ente...ortman_lgl.jpg
http://www.stopsmilingonline.com/upl...20061027_7.jpg
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/images...209ruffalo.jpg
http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/i...wney-jr-sm.jpg
:monster:
Knightley and Portman are pretty, but they wouldn't be on my list. Though kudos to lady number 3. She looks familiar: name?
I like skinny guys, with dark hair, dark eyes. Has to be a bit weird and preferably clever. oh and non-smoker.
Do not like muscley guys at all, just do not find it attractive
Are you counting Cookie Monster as a possible date?Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
Cookie Monster is the catch of the century lol.
Aside from the cookie monster
Breine has my taste in what would be a friggin awesome dates!!
Yes that goes for the guys pictured as well!! :colbert:
So kiss my :bou: rear!!
I like 'em dead.
I would say Sidney Prescott, but I don't want to end up dead (or homicidal) in Scream 4.
My ideal person would be a female version of me.
*imagines two bunnies going at it* 0_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
That is the incorrect pluralization of my name and pretty gross to imagine.
CAN'T UNSEEQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian*imagines two bunnies going at it* 0_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Aw shucks I hate these threads. Oh well I’ll just play along and say a meteorite to the skull.
There have been people that have called me three times a day and more -- mostly to discuss the same thing they just did 5 minutes ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by thelivingvillain
As for the question, I don't have an ideal boyfriend. I like so many different types of guys that it would be silly to choose just one type. I find idealism nauseating anyway.
Wut! Portman is like one of the most beautiful girls out there - plus she's super adorable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin
Anyway, concerning the third lady: CLICK!
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Originally Posted by KyleAre you counting Cookie Monster as a possible date?Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
Haha, maybe I am xD
She has to like pokemon and put up with my huge collection of anime figurines plus I watch a lot of anime and read manga every day so she should be a fan of all of the obscure japanese media I know so well and she should be cute but not too pretty so other guys will not hit on her as much when I'm not around, and also she should be a video gamer who likes pc games because I love pc games a lot like she should play world of warcraft and have a level 80 priest so I can play my level 80 destro warlock and we can both play in the same server all the time when we're not together.
Any girl willing to put up with me I s'pose.
My dream date is made of metal and plastic, has a mechanical brain, and knows how to build a functioning rapid-fire gauss chaingun.
What about me? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
*officially in love with Cat Power*Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
Aye, you have proven you can put up with me. :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodWhat about me? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII