EoFF Flash Tournament Week 1 - Dolphin Olympics 2

Hello friends and fellow computronular gaming aficiandos! I, I'm my own MILF, have decided to run a little event. Each week I will choose an online flash game, and anyone who wishes can enter a little competition to see who can get the best scores, times, or what have you. Or if you just want to play some fun little time killers, I hope you have fun :)

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Dolphin Olympics 2

In Dolphin Olympics 2, you control a healthy dolphin who may or may not be related to Ecco, and your task is to perform audacious stunts and tricks for points. For the best results, get huge momentum and jump higher than the moon!

Scoring: No special rules. But feel free to compete amongst yourselves over the six sub-categories such as highest speed and longest combo!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...DO2Example.jpg

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THE RULES:
1) If you wish to enter a score, please PM me a screenshot of your entry! If they're strewn about the thread I might miss them. Oh, and mention the game or contest week in the PM title if you'd be so kind. At the end of the week I will see what I've got and I'll draw up a leaderboard. (If you submit, and then get a better score, you can send the new one, but please don't send me loads of iterative improvements - you can talk about what your current best is in the thread!)

2) Have fun and be nice. We all like to feel our gaming p3n0rs grow when we prove our superiority but this event is to have fun, so please share your tips and tricks in these threads!

THE PRIZE:
A smug sense of self-satisfaction :smug:

I am so hyped for this. I'm practicing Dolphin Olympics 2 right now! A few months ago my best was getting past mars! I hope I can do it againnnnnnn!

I set the word high score a year ago, good luck beating it! I got past pluto in the time limit.

Ha! When I get home from placement, I am going to destroy you all.

FFXIII will never get finished at this rate.

... I got kinda excited thinking it might've been a flash programming tournament. I am disappoint.

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Originally Posted by Shoeberto

... I got kinda excited thinking it might've been a flash programming tournament. I am disappoint.

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'Flash tournament' could mean a lot of things. =]

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Originally Posted by Shoeberto

... I got kinda excited thinking it might've been a flash programming tournament. I am disappoint.

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I am sorry :(

FYI kids we've got a couple of entries already, a real high scoring doozy among them!

Damn you tail slide :(

How do I submit screen shots, or even take them?
oh, and is 24,352,612 a good score still?

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

How do I submit screen shots, or even take them?

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Hit Print Screen on your keyboard (ought to be near the F12 key). Then Paste into an image editting program. Crop + resize for common sense.
After you've saved your shot, Mognet Message MILF with a link to your file. You'll have to use a image hosting site like photobucket to do this. Or you can just attach the image if PMs let you do that (I don't usually put pictures in my PMs, so I don't know if you can.)

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

oh, and is 24,352,612 a good score still?

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I'm not playing anymore. =[

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Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy

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How do I submit screen shots, or even take them?

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Hit Print Screen on your keyboard (ought to be near the F12 key). Then Paste into an image editting program. Crop + resize for common sense.

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

oh, and is 24,352,612 a good score still?

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I'm not playing anymore. =[

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Im sorry, its really not fair, this is one of 4 games i have the world high score on, I wont submit.

*HAS BEEN GUILT TRIPPED*

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

How do I submit screen shots, or even take them?
oh, and is 24,352,612 a good score still?

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Just hit your print screen button, then open paint and crop the superfluous stuff out! Then you can either send it via PM as an attachment or you can upload to Photobucket/whatever and send it to me that way!

And no there is a submission higher than that.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

How do I submit screen shots, or even take them?
oh, and is 24,352,612 a good score still?

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Just hit your print screen button, then open paint and crop the superfluous stuff out! Then you can either send it via PM as an attachment or you can upload to Photobucket/whatever and send it to me that way!

And no there is a submission higher than that.

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Im not going to join in this, look at the top american score online, it should still be me, I went way past pluto, oh and it wont let me do the screen shot thing
my top score of all time is something like 200,000,000.
no im not lieing, but its because i hit like 5 rings in a row on my last jump and then star slided a loop to throw me up. plus it took me like 50 tries

edit: i guess that counts as luck doesnt it

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And no there is a submission higher than that.

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Disregard everything in my PM that says I was pretty happy with my score. :cry:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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And no there is a submission higher than that.

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Disregard everything in my PM that says I was pretty happy with my score. :cry:

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dont worry, its probobly a gamebreaker, like me, and no i dont mean the cheat codes, i mean game breaker as in someone who analyzes the scores and plans there run

I win because my dolphin behaved most realistically. He did a couple tricks and then tried really hard to eat fish for the rest of the time :colbert:

Jiro recieves the:
HC MARK OF FISH!!!
POST IT ON YOUR PROFILE AND BE KNOWN AS:
FISH MAN

I can't get past the moon. Give me some tips, cactuar!

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Originally Posted by Rye

I can't get past the moon. Give me some tips, cactuar!

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ok, make sure to not stay in the water long, dont ever crash, then youll go far. the more trix you do the faster you go. I fou want to get fast fast, then do small jumps with a flip in them almost flat to the water, star sliding greatly increases score and speed. if you are trying to go past the moon, dont twist on the way up, doing 2 front flips and then a back flip is a new trick, and visa versa, if you press up while tailsliding you will jump. dont aim for fish or rings, just jump. and when coming down, if you go past the nebula, dont do any tricks after the moon, and pull up the moment you hit the water.

I got past the nebula! Thanks, Cactuar!

Your welcome, and remember to always eat your green vegatables, and maybe someday youll grow up to be big and strong, like me!

I suck at this game. I hate you all :cry:

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Originally Posted by Breine

I suck at this game. I hate you all :cry:

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lol.
lol.
lol.
dont worry, maybe games that involve timing arent your forte? try raft wars or redshift

Am I still winning?

Against everyone but me. But Im not Playing.

You are indeed, lom!

But we're only two days in. I'd expect quite a few more coming in over the weekend so who knows where you'll stand?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/levz.jpg

biggest splash so far at least. ;)

My splash displaced 60.06 Liters...

Try getting past pluto and then splashing on purpose.
hilarious number

Not quite 20m, but I hit the 5m mark.

levian, please tell me your not serious, you didnt even make it to 1,000,000?

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

levian, please tell me your not serious, you didnt even make it to 1,000,000?

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Be nice :twak:

I'm having trouble reaching my old heights (In both senses) in this. My all time best score is almost 70 million, but I've not topped 15 million since this contest started :(

70 mil is pretty good. Not top 5, but really good

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

levian, please tell me your not serious, you didnt even make it to 1,000,000?

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I've gotten REALLY REALLY close. =[

God... I swore this game off last year in the dorms. . . Now you're asking me to return to it?!

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Originally Posted by rubah

God... I swore this game off last year in the dorms. . . Now you're asking me to return to it?!

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Not asking, my dear rubah. Insisting. :zombie: Joinnnn ussssss

I kept trying and was getting some damn nice height (past the nebula) but I just couldn't put the points together. I.. I want to stop trying because I have assessment but..

I was on a roll last night. I hit over 3 million!

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I kept trying and was getting some damn nice height (past the nebula) but I just couldn't put the points together. I.. I want to stop trying because I have assessment but..

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Disclaimer: MILF is not responsible for any test failures, job losses, being dumped, or other consequences which may result from obsession with these games.

http://www.necronopticous.com/upload...n124685346.jpg

Over 10,000,000!!!! I never do this well in DO2. XD

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Originally Posted by Necronopticous

http://www.necronopticous.com/upload...n124685346.jpg

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:kaocheer:

That is really good, I believe that puts you in 73rd world score. Mine, that I set last year is now becoming very endangered. However, I relooked, my exact score is 314,976,316. But that was all luck.... [Really big sigh, followed by SAD FACE]. My highest score I set by skill alone is 216,325,664

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4075/46443331.png

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reat job!!, that puts you I believe in 9th place in the us

I hate you both, Jeremy and Dennis. :zombert:

(ps: remember if you want to actually enter your ridiculous scores then PM me so I know~)

Im not sure but I think the background image changes depending on what your computer clock says (ie it'll be day/sunset/night depending on the time)

That is awesome :D

You know what? smurf you guys. I don't need to win at a silly flash game to validate myself.

(ilu guize really, top stuff:p)

The only flash game I was ever really good at was the Helicopter game.

My best for this one is a little over 3,000,000. Can't get the hang of star sliding though.

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

My best for this one is a little over 3,000,000.

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So is mine, let's be rivals! :cool:

I was on pace to beat my high scores, going past I think Jupiter, but then I smacked into the bottom, I seem to have that problem a lot :(

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

I was on pace to beat my high scores, going past I think Jupiter, but then I smacked into the bottom, I seem to have that problem a lot :(

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I once smacked into the bottom so damn hard I bounced out of the water again. Which was annoying because had I another jump at that speed I would likely have set a new personal best :(

BWT yes, the background changes depending on your time of day, which is pretty cute.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Disclaimer: MILF is not responsible for any test failures, job losses, being dumped, or other consequences which may result from obsession with these games.

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I had to do a double-take there. The font size tricked me into thinking it was Rye saying something about dumping MILF. :D

The bottom hitting is a problem to even experts, once you get really good, you will seem to notice exactly when you enter the water, its almost as if time slows. you can also press down to regain your stamina and slow down if you dont want to crash. with a higher stamina you will be able to speed up more over time, but it is really only good in free mode

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The bottom hitting is a problem to even experts, once you get really good, you will seem to notice exactly when you enter the water, its almost as if time slows. you can also press down to regain your stamina and slow down if you dont want to crash. with a higher stamina you will be able to speed up more over time, but it is really only good in free mode

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The bottom hitting is a problem to even experts,

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experts,

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Resume:

1. Got 300,000,000 points on Dolphin Olympics 2.
2. There is no 2.

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The bottom hitting is a problem to even experts, once you get really good, you will seem to notice exactly when you enter the water, its almost as if time slows. you can also press down to regain your stamina and slow down if you dont want to crash. with a higher stamina you will be able to speed up more over time, but it is really only good in free mode

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The bottom hitting is a problem to even experts,

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

experts,

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Resume:

1. Got 300,000,000 points on Dolphin Olympics 2.
2. There is no 2.

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are you talking about me, or you?
If thats you, thats amazing!

okay, my longest tailslide was almost 152m. Anyone want to challenge me? :D


[edit- make that 412m]
[edit-edit 463]

I just got 42-tuple schooled, someone beat that :p

(355 m for longest tail slide)

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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

I just got 42-tuple schooled, someone beat that :p

(355 m for longest tail slide)

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I dont believe ive ever gotten above 37, congratulations, you have way beaten me in that area

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Originally Posted by rubah

okay, my longest tailslide was almost 152m. Anyone want to challenge me? :D


[edit- make that 412m]
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694m, and i jumped off, you cn get veeeeerrrryyyy large tail slide if you stay close to the waves for all of your jumps

Okay folks! I've not been around yesterday due to webular death but I'm back now! Today is the last day for entries, but I'll give everyone a few more hours - until around midnight GMT (7pm Eastern, 4pm Californy) - in case you have entries you've not yet PMd to me!

And then I shall post the results in this thread and create the next one. What game shall it be? Who can say! I've not even decided myself yet :jess:

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Okay folks! I've not been around yesterday due to webular death but I'm back now! Today is the last day for entries, but I'll give everyone a few more hours - until around midnight GMT (7pm Eastern, 4pm Californy) - in case you have entries you've not yet PMd to me!

And then I shall post the results in this thread and create the next one. What game shall it be? Who can say! I've not even decided myself yet :jess:

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How about the castle creator on free web arcade, its not on the front page, but is on the first page of latest entries, score by points and round

RESULTS

Well children, here we are. I hope everyone had fun playing whether you competed or not, and enjoyed the game whatever your scores!

However, this is not some hippy commune, this is America, and Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American! [/patton]

leader of mortals is not such a loser as he is the champion of the submitted entries, scoring 30,540,678. And by God I take my hat off and salute that man for his achievements, yes sir I do, for he is a genuine American hero.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...pics230Mil.jpg

Edit: Because my brain is non-functional I omitted the leaderboard I had promised. I was in error! Here it is for your edification.

leader of mortals - 30,540,678
Goldenboko – 5,459,284
Jiro - 3,195,086
Inferno – 1,982,412
Vusasaki – 1,920,774
Rantzien – 1,024,525

I thought someone posted 300000000?

I received no such PM and I made very clear that I was only considering PM'd stuff as entries more than once. And being as if I ever get modded I will adopt Judge Dredd as my set, well! The rules will be obeyed wherever I have the power to enforce them. :cool:

We don't get to see the overalls? :O

http://www.cacawc.com/media/gbu0/cat/PBUC_Overalls.jpg?

But seriously, derp, I did say a leaderboard, didn't I? I shall edit that there post!

wow, even rantzy played. A good next game would be an endless gmae, that progressively gets harder. Even the swimming section in duck life could work, except that after 1,000,000 ft it ends

Second place. I'll take it. Next time, I go for gold (lulz pun)!

is there a platinum?

I didn't want to spoil the competition. I just wanted people to know that no matter how hard you try, I'm better than you. :cool:

Well alright then :smug:

I can only make it to Mars :(