The Local Herpes

A very happy birthday to my favorite homoerotic England pal best friend, Paul!

We've been through a lot this year, friend. We've eaten a kangaroo burger, waded through the midland capital, Birmingham to eat pizza hut. We ate giant burgers, even though we were all harassed by that freakish Scottish guy. Remember that demonic giant pie outside of the window of that shop and how I had a crush on it?

Remember when you tricked me into thinking I had lice the first time we all met?

It's your birthday, Paul. Go wild. Dive in for that forbidden vampire kiss you've always wanted.

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It's been an awesome year. I hope you enjoyed it. Happy 23rd birthday, eliza! Let's wish him a good one :love:

Have you been noodling in Montreal?

This is disgusting. We give you CK powers and this is what you do with it?

P.S. For those members who are like Uhm, "Paul"? she is babbling about that Psychotic fellow, as though he was actually born and not hatched.

Happy birthday, Psy! :jess:

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

This is disgusting. We give you CK powers and this is what you do with it?

P.S. For those members who are like Uhm, "Paul"? she is babbling about that Psychotic fellow, as though he was actually born and not hatched.

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I'm afraid to do more with my CK powers, because that nasty Rantzien will give me the BELT!!!

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Happy freaking birthday you old goat. I hope old ladies shout happy birthday day at you from the streets. :jess:

That's right, he's old now. Your cane is in the air mail dude. Try not to fall down the stairs!

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Have a good one!

Happy Birthday Psy. =]

Happy Birthday, Paul! I'll give you a celebratory bagging come Beta time. :cool:

Happy Birthday! Here is a tree.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/mid/sites...ee_400x300.jpg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULY WALLY

I should come up with a birthday present of some sort... :plotting:

Here's my present:

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Happy birthday and stuff. :shobon:

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Here's my present! :jess:

Happy birthday! I'd do the traditional EoFF "say something funny" deal but I'm all tapped out at the moment. Hope you have a good one, masta! :monster:

Happy Bday Paul!! Keep up your crazy way! :D :love:

Um well I had a drink for you and here's a sloth I guess? Happy bwirth? Day? Happy?

Merry birthday. :)

P.S. Rye, that thing behind Edward in that picture looks like a giant deformed penis. xD

Urgh, what? Alright, I'll write you a note later.

My present is to stay in the map "Dennis" for 35 seconds.

Happy herpes birthday :cheers:

Happy birthday! Did you know people that like green tend to be environmentalist who don't shower? I learned that on Tyra Banks Show.

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Originally Posted by Rye

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Hahaha wut. Is that Jessica looking on in pure horror in the reflection? Whoever that is the face they're making is like " D: ".

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edit: btw, you were right about Neve Campbell. Now Courtney Cox just needs to get the worlds worst haircut and we're all set for nr. 4.

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Hope you birthday is a knock-out, Paul. :D

Happy Birthday Paul! :aimkiss: Hope you're having a great day :}

Happy birthday. Enjoy it....while it lasts. :shifty:

Happy birthday Paul, I hope you have/had a great day.

Get anything nice?!

WALRUS.

ps. I love the sloth Rantzien posted. I went to the zoo last Saturday and now they have sloths! SLOTHS! and they're so cute. and so lazy and tame you actually stand in the enclosure with them. one was climbing on the ceiling. right above my head! if i put my hand up I coulda touched him! actually. I don't know if he was a he. I didn't check, I just assume.

Happy birthday Paul! :omghey:

I hope you've had an awesome day today! :jess:

Happy birthday to you, my good man. Cheers!

Happy Birthday Psy!

I understand your dream b-day present is me in a fursuit? I'll see what I can do for the next meetup ;p?

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Originally Posted by Rye

We've been through a lot this year, friend. We've eaten a kangaroo burger, waded through the midland capital, Birmingham to eat pizza hut. We ate giant burgers, even though we were all harassed by that freakish Scottish guy. Remember that demonic giant pie outside of the window of that shop and how I had a crush on it?

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I like to think of it as a journey in burgers, from the lowest dungeon (kangaroo) to the highest peak (giant) also smurf that pie.

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Have you been noodling in Montreal?

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Nah man. Aint my scene anymore.

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Originally Posted by Chri$

Happy birthday, Psy! :jess:

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Thanks, $!

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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Originally Posted by Freya

Happy freaking birthday you old goat. I hope old ladies shout happy birthday day at you from the streets. :jess:

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Well not from the streets but from the place I work, yeah. :shobon: Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

That's right, he's old now. Your cane is in the air mail dude. Try not to fall down the stairs!

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Have a good one!

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I know, right, it sickens me.

Cheers!

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Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy

Happy Birthday Psy. =]

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Thanks, newbie joining buddy!

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Happy Birthday, Paul! I'll give you a celebratory bagging come Beta time. :cool:

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I expect multiple celebratory baggings! ;) Thanks!

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

Happy Birthday! Here is a tree.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/mid/sites...ee_400x300.jpg

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Thanks ♪ although I gotta wonder why you had to get a Welsh tree. Don't you know what the Welsh are like?!

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULY WALLY

I should come up with a birthday present of some sort... :plotting:

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:jess:

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Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy

Here's my present:

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I pick Chuck Norris. I'm going to make him go to the home of every single person who made a Chuck Norris and break their fingers so that they can never use the internet again!

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Originally Posted by Momiji

Happy birthday and stuff. :shobon:

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Originally Posted by rubah

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(EoFF won't let me post more of these :()

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One day...

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

Here's my present! :jess:

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You know, I did have a steak! A large one! And it ruled! Exclamation mark! Thank you!

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Happy birthday! I'd do the traditional EoFF "say something funny" deal but I'm all tapped out at the moment. Hope you have a good one, masta! :monster:

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Your meta-reference is humour enough for me, good sir. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Rodarian

Happy Bday Paul!! Keep up your crazy way! :D :love:

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I will attempt to, dude, I will attempt to. And you keep up your ass kickin' ways too!

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Um well I had a drink for you and here's a sloth I guess? Happy bwirth? Day? Happy?

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Did you have a drink with the sloth? This is important Rantzien! I love putting the word Rantzien on the end of sentences issued at you Rantzien!

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Originally Posted by oddler

Merry birthday. :)

P.S. Rye, that thing behind Edward in that picture looks like a giant deformed penis. xD

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oyr

(see if you can figure out what I am going for here)

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

My present is to stay in the map "Dennis" for 35 seconds.

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Hahaha. You know you love it.

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Originally Posted by Inferno

Happy herpes birthday :cheers:

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Hey, are you trying to say there's such a thing as unhappy herpes? 'cause when you've got the herp it's a party in your pants and everyone is invited. Thanks!

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Happy birthday! Did you know people that like green tend to be environmentalist who don't shower? I learned that on Tyra Banks Show.

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See that's actually bad for the environment, because taking a bath instead of a shower uses up more water. Which is why we should, of course, all take baths instead. smurf you, Mother Nature!

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Originally Posted by Levian

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edit: btw, you were right about Neve Campbell. Now Courtney Cox just needs to get the worlds worst haircut and we're all set for nr. 4.

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God dayumn. The prophecies. THE PROPHECIES. Still that video kind of creeped me out.

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Originally Posted by Fonzie

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Hope you birthday is a knock-out, Paul. :D

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Hahahaha smurf Bisping, that northern twat. I heartily approve. Thanks dude.

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Originally Posted by Chloe.

Happy Birthday Paul! :aimkiss: Hope you're having a great day :}

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I sure did have a great day! Thank you!

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Originally Posted by Quin

Happy birthday. Enjoy it....while it lasts. :shifty:

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I...I think I can somewhat tolerate your presence too. :love:

Also you should try challenging Gollum to a riddle fest. I bet you'd whoop his bony ass. Of course he'd probably eat you for it, but hey, it's always a party with that guy.

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Originally Posted by Jess

Happy birthday Paul, I hope you have/had a great day.

Get anything nice?!

WALRUS.

ps. I love the sloth Rantzien posted. I went to the zoo last Saturday and now they have sloths! SLOTHS! and they're so cute. and so lazy and tame you actually stand in the enclosure with them. one was climbing on the ceiling. right above my head! if i put my hand up I coulda touched him! actually. I don't know if he was a he. I didn't check, I just assume.

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Thank you. I got a Newcastle season ticket and I'm going to be going to see the mighty Mackems in action every week next season! (:D)

Also yeah man, one of the zoos I went to (It was the Cotswolds Wildlife Park if it's the same as you) the sloth was sleeping on a ledge at waist height, right as you walk past. Could've rubbed his furry belly!

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Originally Posted by vinnie's mini's

Happy birthday Paul! :omghey:

I hope you've had an awesome day today! :jess:

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Why thank you, it was none too bad actually!

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Originally Posted by Blues Agent

Happy birthday to you, my good man. Cheers!

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You're a sweetheart, proto! :cool: Also incidentally on Xbox Live yesterday I came across a guy whose name was AceParty. I :bou::bou::bou::bou: you not.

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

Happy Birthday Psy!

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Thanks and sorry for forgetting about the s I added to your name :shobon:

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Originally Posted by Baloki

I understand your dream b-day present is me in a fursuit? I'll see what I can do for the next meetup ;p?

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Make sure it is both murry and purry.

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Originally Posted by Marshall Banana

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Murry and purry?

That kangaroo burger tasted like nothing and the texture was awful. Never again!

I could be a prick and post the Premier League table, but it's your birthday. Enjoy the day, don't get too drunk! :monster:

Why is it all could'ves with these sloth stories? If you are within arms reach of a sloth, FREAKING TOUCH IT. You madpersons.

They feel horrific. :D

Cheers Donal.

Also because there were signs saying DON'T TOUCH ME I HAVE SHARP CLAWS.

Pussies. The only excuse for not being able to dodge a sloth is to be in the middle of a stroke.