Googlism!

Googlism :

Googlism searches Google for something you input and compiles a list of what the internet thinks of whatever you search for. The question is, what does the internet think of you? Try inputting your name and post the best results, or you can try other words, whatever.

Pontus gives me:

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pontus is such a good rider and he knew to keep me behind him
pontus is remarkable for having taught the diurnal revolution of the earth on its axis
pontus is flexible for use in smaller areas which is appreciated by our client

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Or my personal favourite:

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pontus is a real blessing and i have these years also done alot of research about spina bifida and have the issues about spina bifida warm at heart and

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Rantzien:

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rantzien is a valid genus

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EoFF:

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eoff is my great grandfather
eoff is safe at first
eoff is one of the pioneers in raising goats for meat in the state of arkansas

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You go!

Flying Mullet:

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flying mullet is offline

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huxley is right

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4th return :smug:

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huxley is eloquent in his declaration of an artist's faith in man

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Also good

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Flying Mullet:

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flying mullet is offline

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I got the same thing... Some googlism that is!! :colbert:!

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jessica is horse ride on sandy asian chick experiences anal sex

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rye is the best

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:)

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megan powell is a member of the malignant forces webring
megan powell is the publisher and editor of fables
megan powell is a writer who lives in morton
megan powell is the dramaturg
megan powell is epic risk's inaugural production
megan powell is a bit clunky and pedestrian compared to the older

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foa is oconus and does not have gsa vehicle support
foa is now open
foa is seeking observers for 2002 and 2003 season
foa is the world's first xsl
foa is wonderfully earnest
foa is currently in a state of flux
foa is responsible for making decisions that affect the overall newsgroup
foa is a founder member of a european parliamentary financial services forum
foa is extremely concerned that the proposed eu chemicals testing programme will not only mean suffering and death for large numbers of animals
foa is not a training organization itself
foa is extensively involved in the delivery of environmental youth projects to areas of high social need in the bristol area
foa is the honesty of their music
foa is one of the most respected and active animal rights organizations with offices in connecticut
foa is surrounded by lush cane fields and beautiful blackwood and araucaria pines
foa is perfect as a dance queen in tight pants
foa is permitted but not
foa is widely used in yeast molecular genetics
foa is divided into three regions
foa is building
foa is performing a military function
foa is not a training organization and does not offer courses for students
foa is split
foa is recruiting
foa is an avid pilot and cruising sailor
foa is on a collision course with sid

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It doesn't know fire_of_avalon.

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chloe is such a slut
chloe is pissed off and horny
chloe is ready to show you her tits

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chloe is one gorgeous 52 year old

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lol

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chloe is as charming and sweet as a snowflake made of cotton candy

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I like that one :jess:

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cleyra is now under attack
cleyra is the biggest bitch we have seen so far in the uk bred in prague
cleyra is in a desert to the west of burmecia
cleyra is a city protected by a giant magical windstorm created by a harp
cleyra is located on top of the trunk and it is guarded by the sand barrier
cleyra is a peaceful city protected by a constant whirlwind
cleyra is a sanctuary protected within a magical swirling sandstorm
cleyra is home to magical dancers and a huge tree house city
cleyra is the best thing you can do for yourself
cleyra is destroyed
cleyra is the best
cleyra is a small village placed high in a huge tree
cleyra is a town built on top of a large tree
cleyra is just a stone’s throw to the west
cleyra is the creation of todd morrison
cleyra is reminiscent of 4
cleyra is being invaded
cleyra is marked clearly on the world map
cleyra is marked clearly on what world map
cleyra is marked clearly on your world map
cleyra is being attack
cleyra is and pull the left lever twice it will reveal a hole in the wall go to it and zidane will say i bet i can put

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Pretty cool :)

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ashley is a xxx cum loving

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...... wow. Top return.

The majority of mine told me I was the antichrist in a handful of years, or that I was a certain age.

I think we can conclude that I'm evil and immortal. :(

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Originally Posted by Quin

The majority of mine told me I was the antichrist in a handful of years, or that I was a certain age.

I think we can conclude that I'm evil and immortal. :(

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I'd rather have that than "cum loving." Its a fearful and powerful title than a sex addict.

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olivier is the favorite child of his mother
olivier is ssssssssssssssoooooooooooo fit oh my god he rocks my world
olivier is fluent in english with a charming french accent
olivier is about to change your world
olivier is really good mayonnaise made from really good olive oil

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inferno is out on dvd
inferno is not likely going to "burn your face"

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scott is clinton's white house mistress

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jings is also an outstanding breeding ram that has sired many show winners among his progeny

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stuart is british karting champion
stuart is left alone to attend to the plane which he turns on and starts flying around the house in
stuart is like dolly parton
stuart is now ready to do such rough and tough things as play soccer
stuart is known as "the sailfish capital of the world
stuart is a queer
stuart is equalled only by bute's collaboration with william burges to restore cardiff castle and castel coch
stuart is a funny guy and is acclaimed as being "the most successful openly gay male stand
stuart is dead release
stuart is the experienced
stuart is approximately 11
stuart is responsible for the overall
stuart is one of that few
stuart is a good role model for kids because he's ingenious and he never lets his differences stop him from doing anything
stuart is also a master at telling stories about love

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Originally Posted by Quin

The majority of mine told me I was the antichrist in a handful of years, or that I was a certain age.

I think we can conclude that I'm evil and immortal. :(

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I'd rather have that than "cum loving." Its a fearful and powerful title than a sex addict.

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XD

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Originally Posted by Jings

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jings is also an outstanding breeding ram that has sired many show winners among his progeny

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hahahah this one is genius xD

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Originally Posted by Rye

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jessica is horse ride on sandy asian chick experiences anal sex

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Haha good one

Mine are lame.

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bastian is new cmd of syndicate bank
[full name] is an excellent school
[first name] is all wet about the digital divide
[nickname] is being sworn into office 56k real media

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Other decent ones:

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bastian is wanted for his alleged involvement in a scheme to defraud individuals while conducting a consulting business in reno
[full name] is a wonderful sleeping giant
[first name] is an admirer of adolf hitler for his political savvy
[nickname] is both excited and happy to have this opportunity and said the showroom is the perfect size for him and feels good

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julian is dead

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julian is a shoe

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julian is full of :bou::bou::bou::bou:

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The internet smurfing hates me.

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ncg is committed to providing the highest degree of service

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Damn straight I am. :jokey:

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kaycee is approximately 256

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Damn i'm old.

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oddler is a bluetick coonhound/bloodhound mix
oddler is lying in bed and talk to the mayor
oddler is found and taken into care
oddler is introduced
oddler is a child between twelve
oddler is suspected to be moderately to severely dehydrated

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oddler is a blind young man who joins your party

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:up:

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oddler is here
oddler is hard

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I am tall, Pontus' true love, and live in a town called Crazy.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../CrazyTown.jpg

I am also 5 years old.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ver/5years.jpg

A gay 5 year old.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...eaver/Gay1.jpg

And in case you missed it.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ver/DamGay.jpg

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mo is to ultimately rule the world

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First, we invade New Zealand.

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mo is a 'itten"

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I'm a cockney kitten?

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mo is sexy sexy

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Yeah, awesome.

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mo is all girl
mo is the most beautiful girl

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Wait, what?

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mo is the best ever at 100

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Just wait till I'm OVER 9000!!!

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mo is proud to have played the role of doody in the southeast asian tour of the musical grease

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:)

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mo is mo is mo is mo is morrrrrmonism ch monism ch monism ch monism ch monism chrrrrristian? istian? istian? istian? istian?

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Seriously, this was there.


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mo is 33" long

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dennis is

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Yes. Yes, I am.

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dennis is top man on the isle of man

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Obviously

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dennis is fair game since his free energy machine would have to

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You heard em, ladies.

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dennis is a member of the directors guild of canada

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Canada is a set-up!

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dennis is the father of two daughters

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I KNEW IT!

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dennis is farming marijuana

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You don't "farm" Marijuana.

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dennis is taking it on the raod

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The raod is calling.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

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dennis is farming marijuana

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You don't "farm" Marijuana.

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And of course, you'd know that, wouldn't you? :colbert:

Bobby:

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bobby is because my mom says he's a siamese dwarf and my dad says netherlands dwarf
bobby is thrust into a world that designers at mattel create for him by smartly capitalizing on music trends of the mtv era
bobby is more than just a man
bobby is the pride soldiers show when they are returning home from battle victorious

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TSoL (Since it doesn't know The Summoner of Leviathan):

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tsol is drama
tsol is currently under construction; the vocabulary is always under construction
tsol is probably one of the best things i have ever done

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Maria is a single mexican woman from hermosillo
Maria is a chicken Maria is a chicken Maria is a chicken
Maria is best experienced in her "live" performances
Maria is available with or without exotic animals

Imperfectionist is a 19 year old asian singaporean

This. Is. AWESOME. :D

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Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

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dennis is farming marijuana

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You don't "farm" Marijuana.

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And of course, you'd know that, wouldn't you? :colbert:

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Well, I'd know that the six plants you can legally have could hardly be counted as farming.

bunny is on the moon have you been thinking somewhat what i've also been thinking
bunny is male
bunny is mad at hallmark cards
bunny is not a cuddly game by the paranoid sisters
bunny is not allowed in the house

Some of these are really making me Googlasm.

:tumble:

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Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy

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mo is mo is mo is mo is morrrrrmonism ch monism ch monism ch monism ch monism chrrrrristian? istian? istian? istian? istian?

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

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tsol is probably one of the best things i have ever done

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Originally Posted by oddler

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oddler is lying in bed and talk to the mayor
oddler is suspected to be moderately to severely dehydrated

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Awesome :D

The internet on Final Fantasy:

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final fantasy is a completely computer

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shorty is available for adoption
shorty is a caper film which follows a miami loan shark named chili palmer
shorty is to crawl into a dark and dusty juke joint in the delta mid
shorty is dressed as grandma bessie for the nakai theatre ensemble production of land
shorty is a cardigan welsh corgi and her ancestry can be traced back to the ancient hills of present day wales and the surrounding countryside

Love it.

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eric is too cool
eric is my lord and savior
eric is my hero
eric is a legend
eric is god
eric is the best in the world

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Googlism like me. :smug:

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eric is a freak
eric is allergic to girls
eric is a camwhore
eric is an unusual boy
eric is around here somewhere

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What the smurf Googlism!? I thought we were cool! :mad:

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eric is three years older than paul

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I found this pretty funny.

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guardian xiii is offline

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The only smurfing one! :(

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

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eric is allergic to girls
eric is a camwhore

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Hmmm, interesting...

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lamonda is president

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marshall banana is a 400 lb gorrilla

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Okay.

Some good ones:

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patryk is out because everyone submitted their ic except him

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patryk is seen as a threat

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patryk is a legal changing that took place 7 years ago

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That one's just weird...

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patryk is synonymous with long hair and an affliction that causes him to continuously say

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:D

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the white wizard is cunning

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:mwahaha:

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the white wizard is white

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Thanks, Captain Obvious.

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the white wizard is nice step up from the white mage in terms of magic

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/smug

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the white wizard is designed as a collector's pipe for fantasy fans and comes with a high quality hardwood pipe rest with a cherry wood tamper

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0_o

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the white wizard is 72" long and made of solid wood with a metal head

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WTF

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the white wizard is most prestigious position
the white wizard is a great addition to any party
the white wizard is far from a foregone
the white wizard is at our side

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Aww... Those last bits made me feel all fuzzy inside :moogle:

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mike is naked in front of cuckoo boy's computer
mike is mike? beard
mike is a twelve week old kitten
mike is precisely the kind of movie you'd expect to see if the nba were to get into the business of producing movies
tommo is in charge at present so to all you moaners let him get on with his job

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Straight from the horse's mouth.

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

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eric is allergic to girls
eric is a camwhore

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Hmmm, interesting...

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Just what are you getting at? :|

jessweeee is offline

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

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eric is allergic to girls
eric is a camwhore

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Hmmm, interesting...

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Just what are you getting at? :|

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You know perfectly well Eric. *pets*

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jeremy is a girl

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my milkshake is at the funny grossy end part and i want more of it
my milkshake is already here?" sango gave him the i
my milkshake is kind of gross
my milkshake is empty and i am still thirsty

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Originally Posted by Necronopticous

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jeremy is a girl

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It knows you!

its not got me

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Originally Posted by Googlism

rad bromance is a new guild set on end game progression
rad bromance is bringing the terrifying terrifying thunder to rock band night
rad bromance is playing saturday night
rad bromance is smurfing win

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:cool:

Some things of interest.

When I searched Proto:

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proto is null
proto is easy
proto is very promising
proto is done in orange and muddy brown plastics
proto is on his first of many adventures to magnolia island
proto is not some local

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Nice!

Now let's do Blues Agent:

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blues agent is online now

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How about Blues?:

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blues is the healer
blues is no
blues is where it's at
blues is for sale
blues is dead
blues is … who knows what blues is

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Let's put my name now!

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jeff is 2xtreme*~
jeff is here to pump you up
jeff is here
jeff is student of the year
jeff is a god
jeff is lost
jeff is crazy
jeff is bad
jeff is seriously bummed
jeff is beautiful
jeff is a fag
jeff is the drummer
jeff is the man

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Yeah, I think that's enough for now...

melissa is an atheist
melissa is the bomb diggetty
melissa is back?"
melissa is in chat right now
melissa is a very attractive 22 year old woman with a slim body and long brown hair
melissa is fluent in creole
melissa is now married to bruce boxleitner
melissa is a beautiful
melissa is having a bad day

anya is very charming
anya is tudott lбnya megrontбsбrуl bцrtцnbe kerьlt az az цtven йves balatonfuzfoi fйrfi
anya is an experienced cheshire based escort
anya is our leading lady in this great film
anya is from hell?
anya is about 3

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anya is tudott lбnya megrontбsбrуl bцrtцnbe kerьlt az az цtven йves balatonfuzfoi fйrfi

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That's what I've been saying since the day she was born!

xDD I guess I should listen to you more often.

>>> :confused: :luca:

black orb is the authorized licensee of the blackorb
black orb is a giant glitch
black orb is present the sheild will do double dmg
black orb is in this chest
black orb is delivered to nailo
black orb is surrounded by a halo of amber light
black orb is suspended
black orb is looking for a 2d character designer to work on a cg animated feature
black orb is formed in reign’s right hand
black orb is suspended within the matching black triangla base giving it a futuristic look
black orb is a certain death; but the contraption takes more
black orb is again the only obstacle
black orb is softened by the use of black "shadowing" for the petals
black orb is a pocket where there is a foothold in the descent
black orb is transported with a beam of a brightly red light
black orb is seen in a spot of light
black orb is fired from the two outstretched palms
black orb is? polerman 09/09/01
black orb is missing
black orb is at; the cyan orb is at; the
black orb is no longer in
black orb is from the fairy queen
black orb is
black orb is the publisher of "kanyon and the rainbow stone" by martine gaudissart released june 2000
black orb is not stopped
black orb is the publisher of "kanyon and the rainbow stone" by martine gaudissart
black orb is the publisher of kanyon and the rainbow stone by martine gaudissart..

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kari is classy
kari is your sister?
kari is lain
kari is here
kari is bad?
kari is a country girl through and through and loves it
kari is a ballerina
kari is involved in both space research and aeronautical studies
kari is both talented and brilliant
kari is here login
kari is known for her heart energy
kari is the core entity in performing the evaluation and certification of air navigation facilities and also in researching associated technologies and
kari is an ultramodern
kari is probably the video instructor i'd most like to meet
kari is on a platform in front of the class but often gets up and walks around to check form
kari is the creator and star of four best selling fitness videos
kari is a senior majoring in _____
kari is about to be sucked into the dark ocean place
kari is in foal for 2003 to davignport
kari is run by a board of management which oversees the affairs of the institute and makes decisions on policy matters
kari is studying the most cost
kari is the 2002 women's world hang gliding champion
kari is a very caring
kari is responsible for the
kari is the smurfing xD what?
kari is the station's health reporter
kari is ready to see the world and take what it has to offer
kari is about to begin filming a new independent film called "king of the ants" which co
kari is the host for an infomercial called "timesless romance collection"
kari is program coordinator of the agriculture programs within the agriculture
kari is a
kari is really cool and really hot I'm an oxymoron! Woo!
kari is word radio
kari is a certified tandem
kari is to have this
kari is a misfit
kari is indeed the eighth child and that she is her digimon partner
kari is used to slightly higher oxygen concentrations
kari is currently assigned to third shift patrol
kari is 12 years old and lives in nevada with her parents and four sisters
kari is a very social person who enjoys her clients
kari is tai's little
kari is bewusteloos na de val in de donkere afgrond
kari is unconscious after the children's fall in the previous episode
kari is in the middle of a fog
kari is alright
kari is a graduate of baylor university where she received a bachelor's degree in child development
kari is gonna kill you"
kari is chris's sister
kari is the best starfruit cultivar
kari is making water birth jokes
kari is in charge of developing quality evaluation procedures and performing
kari is riding the new naish aero2 in the south of france
kari is getting a proper christmas bonus
kari is a keyboard/vocalist
kari is a spectacular music artist
kari is thus employing tissue culture techniques on a variety of crops including pyrethrum
kari is going to do spoken poetry over
kari is called a smurf and mario for her two nicknames (i have indeed been called smurf before xD)
kari is currently a researcher at tufts university
kari is
kari is organised
kari is responsible for providing information that will
kari is most commonly known as kawe perdy hare
kari is highly respected for the perfectionism she brings to each indexing assignment and for her willingness to share her knowledge and skills with others
kari is a graduate of the university of michigan
kari is one of the most sought after live performers
kari is a 12
kari is her body
kari is one of the most
kari is the "skip
kari is presumed to be sometime after 1860 as she not located in later census records
kari is tai's little sister
kari is a staff member at in context
kari is sister
kari is headed by dr jai
kari is today's guest for out of the hat
kari is the contract administrator for the microsoft and novell software volume license agreements
kari is a quality athlete with excellent hands for setting accuracy
kari is tai's younger sister and she is about the same age as tk
kari is the ultimate tragedy
kari is an extraordinary person
kari is seeking some shade inside the cabin after one of her snorkeling expeditions
kari is one of the craziest people i know
kari is not the only one on draykus looking for something
kari is the 8th original digidestined and also tai's little sister
kari is the 8th digidestined

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So many of those are lulz worthy xD

my name doesn't come up with anything exciting, only other sairas' full names :cry:

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sir lancealot is the greatest

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:D

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sir lancealot is slashing at

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sir lancealot is offline

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sir lancealot is one very special cat

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:)

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daniel is 1
daniel is 2
daniel is good at not dying

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At the age of both 1 and 2, I would hope not.

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daniel is the eighth uw faculty member to win a fellowship since the program started in 1981

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Woohoo!

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daniel is great watch me float damn now why?

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What?

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daniel is the person who is 100% responsible for your satisfaction as a bootcamp participant

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I love this one, I've probably posted it into three of these threads now or something.

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daniel is getting a little over protective of his new girlfriend

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:shifty:

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daniel is a fellow of the rotterdam school of management where he teaches mba courses on scenarios and strategies for the internet

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Totally.

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daniel is now planning to settle in the uk and develop his stage and screen career

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It never took off. :(

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daniel is now standing upright when attempting to walk with his crutches

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This happened! Maybe it's actually about me!

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daniel is one of the few men about whom god says only good

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Definitely about me. :aimsun:

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loony bob is just that; loony
loony bob is going somewere oo; i just now decided

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oo

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fwab is accepted by all states

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Good for Fwab!

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award guy is squatting

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o_o

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jiro is a tigerlike creature conceived by benesse as a principal character in its preschool correspondence courses
jiro is a sexy beast and i bid on three jiro items on ebay and now im screwed oh wait nevermind i babysit tonight so i
jiro is a monkey which is well known for his acts of mischief and cute poses
jiro is pursued by minions of the evil tenkai as he races from japan to the american old west and back again
jiro is going to remove a whole level of tedious and frustrating administration
jiro is reared by a kind woman away from his mother

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Uhhh

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jiro is certainly taken aback

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Yes I am.

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dakoda is a very special guy

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AWWW :love:

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dakoda is on fire

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...smurf

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beowulf is slower than your aunt jamima
beowulf is on the prowl

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Huh.

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Originally Posted by Beowulf

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beowulf is slower than your aunt jamima
beowulf is on the prowl

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Huh.

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