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You guys ever been to a strip club before? I guess girls, too. What was it like? Horribly disgusting? Incredibly arousing? Good investment, y/n?
I haven't been to one. I really thought I wanted to go to one after I turned 18, feeling like it was one of those landmark life moments that every guy should do, but I never went and the urge pretty much died. Especially after hearing stories about clubs where you go in and basically breathing the air is likely to give you the herp.
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I want to go to one with Huxley, but he's too shy and prudish.
I want a lap dance, dammit!
I wanted to go to one, but BJ said the bride isn't allowed at the bachelor party. :mymelbert:
We'll go together, Amanda!
I don't want to go to one. There are enough sleazy people at the gas station down the road :(
I can't even buy Snapple without someone going "hey guurrl whatcha doin" ;_;!!!
No, whenever anyone from college wanted to go, I bugged out. The appeal escapes me entirely.
Oh my god, you should have went! I want to know what they're like.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
There are naked women and sleazy guys. Christ, you've been to college, just go to a frat house!
Nooooooooooooo. Frat guys are a little scary. I'm always afraid they'll call me fat and then fart on me, and then I'll become a Tucker Max story.
Ask me again in a month. Iceglow plans to go to one for his birthday...and you're all invited!you're the buttsex story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Well having revealed this, Rye will now absolutely not accept any excuses you may have for avoiding her, wise as doing so would be, in a few weeks for her birthday party. Congratulation. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Lol'd foreverQuote:
you're the buttsex story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Oh my god, is Steve my birthday twin? Maybe we can have a joint birthday party at a strip club!!!
Also, Paul, you jerk. :(
I don't know where to find a strip club in CA where all the strippers don't have c-section scars and big brown nipples.
Vegas it is! Be 21 now kthx way to make me feel super old.
I plan to work at one someday.
There are a couple really nice ones in San Diego. I can't remember the exact location of them but I can get back to you if you're interested. High class strip clubs are the best!Quote:
I don't know where to find a strip club in CA where all the strippers don't have c-section scars and big brown nipples.
My dad wanted to take me to one. I told him that if I were to go to a strip club ever (not likely anyway), that I definitely wouldn't go with him because that is beyond awkward and beyond disgusting.
One of the most terrifying things for me is when my dad says anything about sex.
I'd love to work at one. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Kyle
Been to several of them. The most notable experience was that one them recently had a child cause well... She lactated on us... She was mortified but we were forgiving chaps and tipped her extra! ^_^
Funny story is two gal pal back in University (first time round) were strippers.( It fully paid their tuition believe it or not)
Never saw them strip cause of my moral standards...
But that didn't stop them from letting their stripper friend to give me a lap dance on my 21st bday!! :D
Yep! Back when I was vacationing in the Philippines in 2005. My uncle there brought me to several bars, one had strippers dancing. I was all, "yeah... this is cool." or something back then. Thinking about it now, it's pretty dumb. Oh well.
I was always curious about going to one, but I never found anyone to take me with them or who was interested in going.
Why'd your curiosity die? Who else am I suppose to go with now? Not a lot of princes around here who can take me to a strip club, you know.
Hehehe, you're so cute, Cleyra. XD We're in the same strip club curiosity boat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleyra
Yeah you misrepresent me here. I personally am at the mercy of Jack who has basically decided he is making my birthday plans not me. However this is one of the plans he has mentioned, I would love to believe I have a little more respect for women than this but well. Lets face it, I'll go and I will damn well enjoy it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
OMFGLMFAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychoticyou're the buttsex story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
My birthday is June 19th Rye, I believe it's just a few days before or after yours if I remember correctly. However if you're over in the UK at the time of my birthday/our birthday I sincerely hope we do have a joint birthday party in a stip club because it'd be amazingly awesome :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Awww, so clooose! My birthday is the 29th, and I'll be going to England around the 28th, I think. I'd go earlier, but I have so much stuff at the end of June that I have to be in the US for, like my brother's graduation. :(
It's ok, we can celebrate my birthday twice! Do one party for my birthday with Jack and the other guys and then do a second celebration with you when you get over here :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
From the looks of it, no other prince/guy is willing to go. Maybe I should just get a group of girls and go on a strip spree XD I've always wondered what it would be like for a girl to get a lap dance or a show. Or what exactly goes on in those places and the different kind of clubs there are. I hear a range from scary to elegant and expensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeHehehe, you're so cute, Cleyra. XD We're in the same strip club curiosity boat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleyra
Come with Shlup and me!
While I was in Lille doing work experience me and some of the other people with me went to this strip club called 'The Shower Bar'. It was basically this place where you go to watch slutty men showering. It. Was. AWESOME. :D
I have a couple photos but I really really don't think I should post them XD
That sounds good to me! Just give me the time and the place!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I really only ever heard horror stories! The ones in Fayetteville were supposedly full of incredibly gross-looking women. I've heard there's newer laws in Ohio that make strip clubs tame and kinda pointless. Like I guess they can't give lap dances, and I think they also can only take off their tops. That's just hearsay, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleyra
I might be interested in going to one, I guess! Just not ones where I might get sick from the nasty chicks.
I planned on going to one while in Vegas. That's pretty much the only time I would do it since seeing naked people dancing around at the MGM Grand is a lot less dirty and gross imho than in some random run down strip mall off the side of a highway.
There's actually a strip club 100m down the road, but I've never been to one. A strip club in Norway can just never be worth the money that's required to get in. Basically you have to pay more to get less than you do in other countries. I think I can manage without!
As much as we fight and I say I hate you, I really do love you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychoticyou're the buttsex story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Come to San Diego! There are some pretty nice ones around here. Deja Vu isn't a bad establishment, I've had like three friends fall in love with the strippers there. Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Went to a gay one once. Creeped out by all the old men and the outrageous prices.
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Originally Posted by Psychoticyou're the buttsex story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Never been to one. There's only one in my city and it's pretty well known for being a hangout for hookers.
I've sat outside one in the parking lot while the guys I was with went in. :greenie:
The girl I was travelling with and I went to a ping pong show in Bangkok. It was very sleazy and surreal, but oddly fascinating. It featured naked women dancing, girls and ladyboys being all over me the entire time saying stuff like "oooooh handsome buy" and "you want coca-cola?" (lingo for a BJ) and then the show itself, which was a girl doing all kinds of things with her vajayjay. She blew out darts that would burst balloons we had over our heads, she would "smoke" cigarettes with it, and then she would shoot out ping pongs (that I had to return with a racket, standing only 4-5 feet away from her).
We were only there for like 20 minutes or so, and that was more than enough.
Other than that I've seen several strip shows at parties and such, but that's not the same as going to an actual strip club.
I went to one with a small group of friends on a whim. It reeked of a smell I couldn't quite put my finger on and didn't really want to think about for too long. In hindsight, we all agreed that we should've gone for one of the bigger ones with flashier neon lights out the front, but I can't see myself going to another one anytime soon.
You mean have I gone today?
No no no no no no no. That place is the devil. THE DEVIL! Never, never again! Just say no.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodCome to San Diego! There are some pretty nice ones around here. Deja Vu isn't a bad establishment, I've had like three friends fall in love with the strippers there. Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
EDIT: Amanda, if you come down to San Diego and go to a club with NCG and not me, I will cry. We should all go together. I'll be back in two months. :)
Oh yes. Done this. It was great. South of Bangkok though. In Pattaya. The women there can write your name with their vajayjay. That was pretty cool. My memory of everything they did in there is pretty fuzzy though. Sooo much alcohol those three days. Unbelievable amounts. Thailand is awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
Hey, man, don't freak out. You can come too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pant Leg Eater from the Bad WorldNo no no no no no no. That place is the devil. THE DEVIL! Never, never again! Just say no.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodCome to San Diego! There are some pretty nice ones around here. Deja Vu isn't a bad establishment, I've had like three friends fall in love with the strippers there. Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
EDIT: Amanda, if you come down to San Diego and go to a club with NCG and not me, I will cry. We should all go together. I'll be back in two months. :)
You make me :cry: tears of :DQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
>>> Waste of money..:luca:
My aunt insists that she's taking me to a strip club when I turn 21.
I don't see the appeal, really. I can look at porn anytime from the comfort of my own bedroom-- for free, and without all the other people around. :|
It's an experience I'd say most people are better off without, but so many make such a big deal out of it..
Hahaha how can I forget my trip to Bangkok ping pong show!Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
Yea I was really weary of the lady boys..Cause some of them were well...Really attractive 0_0
:lol: Oh, Rod. You didn't do anything with one of them by accident, did you? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
Many of them are really gorgeous. Like, reallly really beautiful. Which is totally awesome, actually. But yeah, if you're not careful you might end up with someone who's not who you thought they were.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod:lol: Oh, Rod. You didn't do anything with one of them by accident, did you? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
I kept my happy happy in my pants :stare:.. That place is rolling with STDs and what not....Quote:
Originally Posted by BreineMany of them are really gorgeous. Like, reallly really beautiful. Which is totally awesome, actually. But yeah, if you're not careful you might end up with someone who's not who you thought they were.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod:lol: Oh, Rod. You didn't do anything with one of them by accident, did you? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
What is with this thread? Are you all children? I am especially disappointed in Milf :mad2:
That said strip clubs are boring. Why are you going there anyway? To see naked women? You can see that with your partner or online [if you don't have one]. Sure you get to touch women but that appeal is lost after um...well after you've gone past 2nd base to 3rd base it's pretty yawn too.
I have a frotteurism fetish too so it's bizarre how strip clubs are boring, but w/e - it is. Save your money and join a fetish sex club
>>> So, you guys taveled all the way to Bangkok just to watch.. well, thats a real waste of money..:luca:Quote:
Originally Posted by RodarianI kept my happy happy in my pants :stare:.. That place is rolling with STDs and what not....Quote:
Originally Posted by BreineMany of them are really gorgeous. Like, reallly really beautiful. Which is totally awesome, actually. But yeah, if you're not careful you might end up with someone who's not who you thought they were.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod:lol: Oh, Rod. You didn't do anything with one of them by accident, did you? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
Well, no not really. I was in Thailand on a 7 months backpacking trip :pQuote:
Originally Posted by black orb>>> So, you guys taveled all the way to Bangkok just to watch.. well, thats a real waste of money..:luca:Quote:
Originally Posted by RodarianI kept my happy happy in my pants :stare:.. That place is rolling with STDs and what not....Quote:
Originally Posted by BreineMany of them are really gorgeous. Like, reallly really beautiful. Which is totally awesome, actually. But yeah, if you're not careful you might end up with someone who's not who you thought they were.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod:lol: Oh, Rod. You didn't do anything with one of them by accident, did you? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
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Originally Posted by BreineWell, no not really. I was in Thailand on a 7 months backpacking trip :pQuote:
Originally Posted by black orb>>> So, you guys taveled all the way to Bangkok just to watch.. well, thats a real waste of money..:luca:Quote:
Originally Posted by RodarianI kept my happy happy in my pants :stare:.. That place is rolling with STDs and what not....Quote:
Originally Posted by BreineMany of them are really gorgeous. Like, reallly really beautiful. Which is totally awesome, actually. But yeah, if you're not careful you might end up with someone who's not who you thought they were.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod:lol: Oh, Rod. You didn't do anything with one of them by accident, did you? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
Yea there are other things to do in Thailand than watch 'thighs'
I've been to one, my three favorites were Danny the Dandy Dane, Austin the Awesome Aussie, and Isaac the Incredible Iranian. :bigsmile: