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So here's the thread that we were all hoping for with the other two.
Kinky sex is fun.
Discuss what you like.
(To find out what I like, take a list of every kink ever, erase "poop" and "some bugs", and then randomly point. There, that's something I like.)
Apparently MILF likes post it notes :p
oh god, qwerty. You just brought back some bad flashbacks of BoB on webcam with chocolate wrappers...
I have a no gravity fetish.
NO GODDAMN IT THIS IS GOING TO TURN INTO THOSE OTHER THREADS :nonono:
I am 100% entirely vanilla. Go me!
Ew, Huxley!
I dunno, lots of stuff! I'm not going to tell YOU people! :p
EDIT: Oh, and cakefarts.
We have bondage sex more than non-bondage sex.
And that's just for starters :smug:
Shlup, spend some time with me, I will fix you :jokey:
Oh, and they did some experiments to learn about zero-G sex. Turns out you need a third person to help hold you in place!
You can't fix what ain't broken, thankyouverymuch!
Are you smurfing with me or serious? xD That would be hilarious to my weird humor. I was only kidding, but now I want to do it for real.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
To find out what I like, take a list of every kink ever, erase everything but poop. That is what I like.
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Y'all are nasty.
It's not sex unless at least one of us are bleeding.
Just cauliflower for me, thank you very much.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/cauliflower.jpg
I'm a biter... I like to bite flesh.....:count:
You have NO FETISHES. That's about as twisted as you can get.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
This man knows what is up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
eheheheheheheheQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
Just about anything and everything with the exclusion of defecation is game with me.
Edit: Oh and guy on guy, I'm straight so doing another guy is not exactly going to happen. Baloki knows an interesting tale about my thoughts on this.
I fear any interesting tale that Baloki might be able to tell.
Rightfully so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Aryan nation.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Apples, obviously. And sex in coffins... freakin' sexy.
:bou::bou::bou::bou:ting
I like normal sex. Does that make me an outcast now?
No, unless you mean ONLY that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
I heard he was in to centipeding.
okay I will amend my first post to exclude certain insects as well :(
Small children
Hmmm, would you all be freaked out if I were completely truthful?
I totally expected to see this, but I still laughed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Poop and piss are definitely out, but I guess I like the normal kinks, biting, spanking, hair pulling, etc.
If you are, I'll be. But only in #tot. :choc2:Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortals
/invite #tot oddler
I recently discovered I like biting, especially the neck and ears. I leave marks without realizing...
Not much of a fetish, but yeah.
I'd be willing to try some light bondage and some other stuff. :D Nothing with poop or pee. Well, maybe pee if I was peeing on them. :p
I like to eat barbecued spare ribs during sex.
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
Oh you know, a couple things here and there
Bacon egg and cheese sandwitchesQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
a little from column a and a little from column b.
I'm pretty open I guess? Blood, pee and poo are no-goes, though!
So vomit is alright by you? Excellent. I have big plans for you, Breiney boy. :barf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
I've only been vanilla, sorry to disappoint and shame you, Huxley. I wouldn't care if a girl wanted to do something freaky, although I would probably have to work very hard not to laugh my ass off.
"You know I like the most, Paul...?"Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticSo vomit is alright by you? Excellent. I have big plans for you, Breiney boy. :barf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
I've only been vanilla, sorry to disappoint and shame you, Huxley. I wouldn't care if a girl wanted to do something freaky, although I would probably have to work very hard not to laugh my ass off.
Ahahaha! Shoot, I forgot to mention vomit - definitely a no-go too xDQuote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticSo vomit is alright by you? Excellent. I have big plans for you, Breiney boy. :barf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
I've only been vanilla, sorry to disappoint and shame you, Huxley. I wouldn't care if a girl wanted to do something freaky, although I would probably have to work very hard not to laugh my ass off.
I'm a virgin... so..
A few things here and there. No poo, pee, or vomit thank you thats disgusting.
Virgins can be a kink, you know....Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
I was alluding to the fact that I have no idea if I would like anything kinky, not having had any experience.
How can I want any ice cream flavour above others if I've never had ice cream at all?
To some it can be a kink, sadly, yet that was in a joking manner.
But if that has taken some offense, then I subside my statement.
Ah I see what you mean
No don't feel bad
Especially not for anything I say :P
Anyway, to get back on topic/hijack - food + sex..thoughts, people!?
Be careful with food + sex, because it can give you a screaming yeast infection if you put sugary stuff on your...!!! Or so I've read. =O
I believe I've already brought up cauliflower! Mix in some force feeding and you have yourself a winner combination.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
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Originally Posted by Rye
You disappoint and shame me, Paul. :eep:Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticSo vomit is alright by you? Excellent. I have big plans for you, Breiney boy. :barf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
I've only been vanilla, sorry to disappoint and shame you, Huxley. I wouldn't care if a girl wanted to do something freaky, although I would probably have to work very hard not to laugh my ass off.
smurfing weirdo. :screwy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
I have three words for you, Julian. Ridiculous. :colbert:
That's not even close to three words.
You make me so angry, I just wanna...
*headdesk*
Sounds hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Priests.
##VOTE Wolfwood
Nothing major outside the that one night with the lesbian midget clowns and a donkey....
Adding yeast to make the flour in bread rise in the oven...Yes....
Adding yeast in your girls oven... She will hate you for life....
So never put sugary goodness in between your girls, _/"V"\_
Now chocolate caligraphy ON the body with incentives to lick.....HELL YES!!!:jess:
omg one of my friends today went on and on and on about this diaper fetish she has. I mean if she has a diaper fetish that's cool, whatever, but I don't need to know that she's wearing one now and that there is pee in it :|
What. The. smurf. That's gross. Why would you sit in your own waste?
:barf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Sounds like she has a diferent kind of fetish then. Y'know, like what's in the diaper rather than the diaper itself. Pretty weird either way. Reminds me of a post on a different forum I once saw. smurfing hilarious that was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
This is quite possibly the greatest post that has ever graced these boards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Me too! [remember that one time in Hooters when I asked whether it would be possible for us to fake being virgins?]Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
I wonder if it's possible to fake being a virgin.
The reaction I'll get when I have sex with any woman will prove that you can unintentionally fake being one.
I didn't believe this one chick that she was a virgin until I 'discovered' that she was one! LOL
You disgust me with your implied maturity problems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
[q]I didn't believe this one chick that she was a virgin until I 'discovered' that she was one! LOL [/q]
Women can't fake being virgins.
:confused: Never had it happen to me.. and tried cream, jam and other sugary stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Yes :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
RE: Diaper fetish
Is it the diaper itself or the very gentle wiping of -clean - private areas with warm wet cloths that turns those people on ? I know talc can be sexy ;)
They can lie about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
So can I - but at least I can fake being a virgin (okay I lied about that too).Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodThey can lie about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
I'm both a sadist and a masochist. I also have more vanilla fetishes but those are boring or bizarre so I'll avoid that!
Then I don't understand wtf is going on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeSo can I - but at least I can fake being a virgin (okay I lied about that too).Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodThey can lie about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
I would have figured most people would be a little of both. Biting, scratching and hair pulling are all very common fetishes, and most guys I know like to have the girl take charge to at least once in a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodThen I don't understand wtf is going on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeSo can I - but at least I can fake being a virgin (okay I lied about that too).Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodThey can lie about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
I would have figured most people would be a little of both. Biting, scratching and hair pulling are all very common fetishes, and most guys I know like to have the girl take charge to at least once in a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
Whoa whoa who said anything about that? That's depraived!
Oh, shut it. :colbert:
Cue raistlin in a bikini.
Yeah actually, regardless of what Raistlin does or doesn't say in this thread, we know from picture evidence facts that he has a fetish for wearing womens clothing and acting like a slutty girl. Therefore Raistlin wishes he was a thai ladyboy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
There, now it's correct. We all know he lives in Shlup's dungeon.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowYeah actually, regardless of what Raistlin does or doesn't say in this thread, we know from picture evidence facts that he has a fetish for wearing womens clothing and acting like a slutty girl. Therefore RaistlinQuote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
wishes he wasis a thai ladyboy.
Which also handily disproves Shlup's blatant lies about being vanilla, so all errors in this thread have been highlighted for the falsehoods that they are :)