Welcome back to summer boys and girls. I'm single and very board so here I am on the message board looking for great/horrible pick-up lines. Whacha got?
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Welcome back to summer boys and girls. I'm single and very board so here I am on the message board looking for great/horrible pick-up lines. Whacha got?
can i buy you a drink or should i just give you the money?
Hi, is your name Daisy, because I want to plant you right here!
Wanna play tain, you can sit on my face and i can CHEW CHEW
That gets me every time :D
Hey, are you from Nashville? Because you're the only ten I see! Haha, that one's not even remotely funny.
Wanna do some math at my place? You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then we start multiplying.
heh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blues Agent
"Is your dad a dealer 'cause you're dope to me".
That would probably work right up until the multiplying bit. Then it's a little too.. kids, ugh, ruins it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blues Agent
Someone's used it on you before, huh. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroThat would probably work right up until the multiplying bit. Then it's a little too.. kids, ugh, ruins it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blues Agent
To paraphrase a line from Blast From The Past:
I'm sorry.. I seem to have misplaced my congressional medal of honour... maybe you can help me find it..
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
/smug
I don't use pick up lines, I just do what dogs do with sheep. I bite them in the ankle until they go where I want them to go.
in after the inevitable chloroform line
:jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
"Nice shoes, wanna smurf?"
You're so hot I'd Tweet about smurfing you while we're smurfing.
Is that an honor? I'm just trying to keep up with you crazy kids. Besides, he did say they could be horrible.
I used
"bitch I've I've been at this party 3 hours and you haven't looked at me once, what the smurf is wrong with you?"
worked.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.
Okay sorry I like harry potter a bit too much me thinks.
I'd go home with Freya and have terrific unprotected sex if she said that to me tbh.
You have two kids already...... You want to make more.... :jokey:
(Yes I know you're a guy) LOL XD
My favorite so far, so obvious yet so bold hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Soo.... come here often?
Soo, come here often, or do you wait until you get home?
Want to play D&D? We need an enchanter, and you've already cast Charm Person on me :bigsmile:
You're hot.
"Good enough for me"
yeah,really nice shoes..)
In the same vein, "Scream and you die."Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I'll smurf you so hard you'll learn from it.
how you doin'
"Is your dad an astronaut? Cos I'm smurfin' horny."
-Bruce Campbell
Show me dem boobs.
Replacing the end bit with "practise multiplication" should fix that problem, I feel.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroThat would probably work right up until the multiplying bit. Then it's a little too.. kids, ugh, ruins it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blues Agent
That just goes to show that everyone that says you don't use math later in life... you actually do.
Most pick up lines don't work for me, except down on street corners. The line that works for me almost everytime is "How much?" :eek:
Yours put this one into my head, Coach.
"If I take you to dinner, do I get mates rates?"
Damn baby, if you were a door I'd bang you all day long.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
One for my Australian friends: You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?