BOOBIES!!!

Mans favorite of things.

I thought it would be a nice boob related project for the men to try and collect 100 words that mean boobies. I'll start with 3 obvious ones and then you can start to add your own.


1. Breasts
2. Boobies
3. Tits
4. Funbags
5. Dilley dallies
6. Opinions
7. Headlights
8. Pillows
9. Free tickets
10. Knockers
11. Melons
12. Gazongas
13. tatas
14. Sweater Meat
15. Norks
16: Blouse bunnies
17: Puppies
18. Cans
19. Hooters
20. Bazoombas
21. Cantalopes
22. Udders
23. Baby food
24. Chesticles
25. Coconuts
26. Cha-chas
27. Rack
28. Milkshakes
29. itty bitty titty committee
30. Buzems
31. Borsten
32. Tieten
33. Boezem
34. Jugs
35. Bee stings
36. Honkers
37. Bazookers
38. Baps
39. Tasties
40. Diddies
41. Pears
42. The twins
43. Lady lumps
44. Mammaries
45. Tea cups
46. Pumpkins
46. Mummeys
47. Celestial Bodies
48. Twin Peaks
49. Waps
50. Orbs
51. Bosom
52. Stress balls
53. Airbags
54. Floatation Devices
55. Bust
56. Humps
57. Trophies
58. Jugs
59. Liters
60. Milk Cartons
61. Boulders
62. Twins
63. Perfection
64. Flat Boards
65. Washing Rack
66. Bags o naught
67. Bug bites
68. Milk Mounds



let's try and hit a hundred :spin:

one of my favorite picture of boobieshttps://www.msu.edu/course/isb/202/e...es/boobies.jpg:bigsmile:

100? That'll never work, unless you do it in different languages. Can't we just discuss how awesome they are? :greenie:

A world without boobies would be as bad as a toilet without flush.

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Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow

100? That'll never work, unless you do it in different languages. Can't we just discuss how awesome they are? :greenie:

A world without boobies would be as bad as a toilet without flush.

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Other languages is ok. As are any you want to make up. Let's not ruin the fun with rules :cool:

4. Funbags
5. Dilley dallies
6. Opinions
7. Headlights
8. Pillows
9. Free tickets

I was almost sure this was a thread about the blue footed Boobie, and if it wasn't I was sure someone would've posted a picture of it already.

Oh well, might as well be me!

http://www.earthshots.org/photos/537.jpg

Edit: waaait, I didn't click qwerty's spoiler tag! I was right in the first place :D +10 cool points.

I too thought this would be a joke thread about the boobie bird.

That these creatures exist is just weird. Like god had a weird sense of humour.

seins

and this thread is totally disrespectful to Ass-men.

knockers

This thread is useless without pics.

What are we on now? 10 or 11?

11. Melons
12. Gazongas
13. tatas

I'd keep going, but if you just watch Quantum Leap I'm sure you'd be up to 100 before you're half way through the second season.

Sweater meat

I haven't heard of a few of these. What's 'sweater meat' supposed to imply?

Until last year my experience with bewbs was B, C, and DD. Now it's A, B, C, DD. What do D's feel like? Who has Ds so I have an example?

15. Norks
16: Blouse bunnies
17: Puppies

Norks is possibly my favorite out of these though!

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Originally Posted by Peegee

I haven't heard of a few of these. What's 'sweater meat' supposed to imply?

Until last year my experience with bewbs was B, C, and DD. Now it's A, B, C, DD. What do D's feel like? Who has Ds so I have an example?

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I've had D's.

...They feel right. *nods*

Jugs.

Dennis Finch inspired this thread.

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Originally Posted by Shin Gouken

I thought it would be a nice boob related project for the men to try and collect 100 words that mean boobies.

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I don't think I like you anymore.

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Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow

100? That'll never work, unless you do it in different languages.

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Seriously? I could probably think of 100 on my own.

18. Cans
19. Hooters
20. Bazoombas
21. Cantalopes
22. Udders
23. Baby food
24. Chesticles
25. Coconuts
26. Cha-chas
27. Rack
28. Milkshakes

I like when they're called tatas. Sounds like a nice Mexican dish.

29. itty bitty titty committee

30. Buzems
-going dutch-
31. Borsten
32. Tieten
33. Boezem

A miscount somewhere, one was misplaced. Corrected, and added all answers so far to the first post for quick reference. Plus a few more

35. Bee stings
36. Honkers
37. Bazookers
38. Baps

Oh, I forgot the one I was given before I blossomed...

39. Bug bites. ;_____;

^in that subject

40. Flat boards
41. washing rack
42. bags o naught.

I carry around my DDs everywhere I go. :D

43. Boulders
44. Twins
45. Perfection

Digusting Lumps of Lactose-Producing Fat?

bazumbuhs. (pronounced Buh-zum-buhs.)

Juggs
Liters
Milk cartons.

well as long as everyone else is being disrespectful to women.

51eyes
52milk mounds
53junk (but really who says junk)
54and no one has used melons? really?

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Digusting Lumps of Lactose-Producing Fat?

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:( How can you say that about them when I worked so hard to grow them ;-;

Also, a new one:

Trophies

Waps
Orbs
Bosom
Stressballs
Airbags
Floatation Devices
Bust
Humps

Mummeys (urdu slang for breasts)


Celestial Bodies

Twin Peaks


Tasties

Tombolas

Jigglies!

Tea cups!

And what number are we on?! This is making people work now.

We're up to 70, if I counted right. I think melons was used twice.

71. Mammaries.

Lady lumps!

Pears
"The Twins"

theres more I just can't think straight right now

Diddies.

My grandma sometimes uses that term. And she finds P. Diddy to be hilarious as a result.

we're on 68, anyone think of anymore?

These are the worst names ever.

Plums
Honeysacks
Personality

Yummies....

Pastries Puffs

Coconuts

Melons

Cantaloupes

Tit Giggles


Smoking Barrels

Twin Gatling Guns

and for the heavy munitions

bazookas
missiles
rockets

I dare someone to use all of these in one sentence. :colbert:

"I shall now list, in alphabetical order, all known nicknames for the female breast: __________"

Replace underline with all names mentioned in this thread. Separated by commas each and ending with a single full stop.

Not so entertaining, but touche. :p