I wanted to do this for fun and see how this forum is divided by what people.
I was thinking of making a "Where Are You From'' and have a regional poll, but this is MUCH more interesting.
As for me, I only like girls and girls only.
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I wanted to do this for fun and see how this forum is divided by what people.
I was thinking of making a "Where Are You From'' and have a regional poll, but this is MUCH more interesting.
As for me, I only like girls and girls only.
A door that swings both ways swings more often!
:jess: I didn't get what you meant till' now. (And probably still don't. :tongue:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Bi.
Bi, male
What about zoophiles ? Everyone has the right to vote
Straight, for now! Depends on if I can get foa to put out or not.
I'm a straight guy, therefore I voted homosexual female to showcase how wacky and zany I am. Ho ho ho, what a prankster I am.
This is why I didn't make it multiple choice for people like you :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Hetereosexual female. I am sexually and physically attracted to males. I like females, there are some really purty, intelligent, goddess-y ones out there, but could never have a personal, physical relationship with one.
I think it's only weird for guys to be homosexual, no offense. But its cool with ladies. :cool:
Edit: Jk. It's still weird.
I am a heterosexual male who has sexual relationships in order to ensure the stability of the human race through reproduction. Anyone who has sex for any other reason is going against the Will of God.
No offense to the mass amount of sinners that congregate here.
PS Metrosexual isn't a sexual preference.
;D I don't have a single gay friend IRL. Is that weird?
Not at all peegee :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
I've been in relationships with both.
Heterosexual male. I'm wacky and zany like that. But not quite as wacky and zany as Psy. I'm working on it though.
i love you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'm straight, dull I know but I can't help the way I was born. It's all about preference really I don't think we need a poll every 3 months asking this same smurfing question though.
PS: Metrosexual is not a sexual prefence. It's people like Rodarian & Shin Gouken. A state of mind obsessed by how they look to other people.
ARE YOU NEW TO BIG WORDS?
I'm bisexual, and associate with the female gender. Also, I think more than half of my friends are LGBT. Which makes sense, considering I work with Pride organizations in my area and organize events.
Suddenly I like you even more
I epitomize EoFF Gayness.
I love boys! I find girls pretty hot too, but the idea of having a relationship with another girl makes me want to blow my brains out.
Why? What's wrong with girls?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Pricklepants
Clo don't sit there & act like you're unaware that you are all smurfing psychopaths.
Hey now. I resent that.
I like people with names that start with "Daniel".
Contrary to popular belief I am straight. Vaginas are just...icky. And I don't get along as well with girls :(
EDIT:
No, metrosexual is not a sexual preference but neither is pie a color.
I almost had to ask, "for the hetero option, does (female) mean you like females?" XD no, duh, it asks for your gender. Right?
...Oh hell XD I'm a girl who likes GUYS. If I just answered wrong then please know I'm just a very retarded girl..who likes guys. :)
Heterosexual (Female) means you are a girl that is heterosexual.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarelySeeAtAll
And yes, I AM aware that metrosexual is not a sexual preference :) That's the point of making it an option, cuz its the stupid option.
Needs more kinsley scales.
I'm about 1.5.
Newsflash, everyone I see, no matter the gender, is a psychopath.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
I'm glad that was cleared up..it could have led to seriously whack consequences.
:D which no one likes.
Bi.
I've only dated men, but physically, I find myself attracted far more to women than men. I feel myself shifting on the Kinsey scale every so often.
I'm a bisexual male.
However, while I find men sexually attractive, i would never date one because men are pigs.
Bi female reporting for duty! :jess:
I would never actually date a girl though because women are psychopaths :(
That makes two girls who are bisexual toward other girls but wouldn't date them. What's the deal?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
Ladies, no worries, I'll date you - all at the same too! Bring it on.
I'd rather date a pig than a psychopath!Quote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
I say that now but when I get an opportunity, it's very likely I'll take it :exdee:Quote:
Originally Posted by CloThat makes two girls who are bisexual toward other girls but wouldn't date them. What's the deal?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
Ladies, no worries, I'll date you - all at the same too! Bring it on.
You all bisexual girls should date me instead. I can be the manly man you need, but I can also put on makeup along with you. No psycho drama either.
I never said I was bisexual. Just that I can appreciate beauty in other women. Sex doesn't equal a relationship. Sex is just sex. Being in a relationship requires all sorts of emotional commitments and entanglements, and girls are fairly demanding in that aspect. All my best friends are girls. And they can be seriously draining. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by CloThat makes two girls who are bisexual toward other girls but wouldn't date them. What's the deal?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
Ladies, no worries, I'll date you - all at the same too! Bring it on.
If you want to have sex with women, then you're technically bisexual. If you don't want to have sex with women, then why did you bring it up? Because DUH relationships require emotional commitments, and sex doesn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. PricklepantsI never said I was bisexual. Just that I can appreciate beauty in other women. Sex doesn't equal a relationship. Sex is just sex. Being in a relationship requires all sorts of emotional commitments and entanglements, and girls are fairly demanding in that aspect. All my best friends are girls. And they can be seriously draining. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by CloThat makes two girls who are bisexual toward other girls but wouldn't date them. What's the deal?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
Ladies, no worries, I'll date you - all at the same too! Bring it on.
I'm just curious about why people who are attracted to girls won't date them, and yes, that's a fairly basic explanation.
I didn't bring up bisexuality. YOU did. All I said was that women can be hot. Which they can be. I think Christoph Waltz is a mighty hot piece of older man action. Wouldn't want to be in a relationship with him either though.
Guy who likes the ladies, thats about it :p
Alright, so I misread; it was Forsaken Lover who didn't want to date men as a bisexual. So I address my light-hearted question to Celes, and she's already answered, and re-address it to Forsaken Lover. Our dialogue is now over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Pricklepants
I'm a gay male :D
Well, Clo & Pricklepants have just reinforced my opinion that all women are indeed, psychopaths. Infact they have also added to the pile of 'things i'd smurf but will never understand' the label of 'emotional train wrecks'.
If you'd all just like to jot that down & update your text books that'd be fantastic.
What's your question again? Why if I'm atracted to them do I not want to date a man?Quote:
Originally Posted by CloAlright, so I misread; it was Forsaken Lover who didn't want to date men as a bisexual. So I address my light-hearted question to Celes, and she's already answered, and re-address it to Forsaken Lover. Our dialogue is now over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Pricklepants
Because I don't really like guys on emotional levels. I have pretty much all female friends. There is one or two parts of a man I like and I wouldn't date a person just to get at those parts.
I should have answered metrosexual or asexual even though asexual isn't even one of the choices.
Whimsisexual
A man is more than cock and balls. Only slightly, but enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
We have a lot of work to do to lift EoFF from its pit of sinning and heresy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
There is actually an EoFFer who complained to me one time how much liberals and gays were on this site and was actually serious. I thought it was quite funny.
I knew this forum was very, um, diverse, but some of these threw me for a loop!
Like that until I saw your post!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Seriously, I love how EoFF is one big dysfunctional family of every kind of person under the sun.
It is your duty to name him/herQuote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Was it Shlup's BFF The Redneck?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
That's honestly why I like this place. Despite me outwardly coming across as a caustic bitter irish drunkard, I've grown quite fond of most of you nerdy homosexual emotional messes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bolivar
He was not a fan of mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinWas it Shlup's BFF The Redneck?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Woah, woah, I hope that's an impersonal "you," buddy.Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnThat's honestly why I like this place. Despite me outwardly coming across as a caustic bitter irish drunkard, I've grown quite fond of most of you nerdy homosexual emotional messes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bolivar
I'm not insecure.
never doubted that for a second.
I'm straight, I do find a lot of women to be very good looking and whatever, but I've never been physically attracted to any and could definitely not see myself in a relationship with one :p
Maybe. But not in my opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyA man is more than cock and balls. Only slightly, but enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
I think we all know where this conversation is heading.
I also like people who have the best of both worlds.
Actually I was just going by the poll earlier; I rescind bi and vote for pansexual.
You're not allowed to just make :bou::bou::bou::bou: up to be 'different' Huxtable.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I'm pretty sure he wasn't actually a fan of anyone. Except Glen Beck.Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnHe was not a fan of mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
That's completely untrue...Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinI'm pretty sure he wasn't actually a fan of anyone. Except Glen Beck.Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnHe was not a fan of mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
...he also loved Ann Coulter and worshiped Ronald Reagan's dead corpse.
Is there an option for love for animals? :bigsmile:
Especially hamsters! :kaoclove:
you dirty wee bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
I love this thread. :jess:
I made tit for a reason. There's always interesting things about to happen in Straight/Gay threads.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Straight. Me likey da boobs! :monster:
Cuch, I take back what I said earlier. Because you are completely right. That conversation came out of left field and made no sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Girls are psychopaths. I need to accept this. :p
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Originally Posted by DarkBahamut
This thread is starting to feel an awful lot like a Monty Python skit I saw years ago. I just can't remember which one.
I like boys, and I like girls.
This might surprise some of you.
Yes I like the way I look.... Cause truth be told...(SPOILER)I have the Ugly Duckling SyndromeQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
As for preference... Well its been gals.... But I believe in free love!! :love:
So I can love a guy equally as I do to a girl..
Does that make sense.... No... Ok! *jumps of a cliff to sky dive* Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!
EDIT: I voted Metro even though there is no such thing... Though it would be kinda amusing, if I slept with clothes... Wait a minute... I do that all the time!!
I need help....
* Goes to Metrosexual Anonymous
Surprised and aroused.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_Lulu
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Originally Posted by BunnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Miss_Lulu
Surprised and aroused.
Why is this arousing?
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Originally Posted by Miss_LuluQuote:
Originally Posted by BunnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Miss_Lulu
Surprised and aroused.
Why is this arousing?
Lulu + Roddy + Dream Girl= :love:
I have a pretty serious thing going with my hand... we're thinking about moving in together.
The answer to your question depends on how good you are at handling certain objects and administering certain.. blowjobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_LuluQuote:
Originally Posted by BunnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Miss_Lulu
Surprised and aroused.
Why is this arousing?
I got tired of dancing around the subject.
This is not arousing.Quote:
Lulu + Roddy + Dream Girl=
Straight dude into straight dudettes.
Lulu + Rod is ADORABLE, tho!
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Originally Posted by Laddy
Awww. You're speaking to my heart Laddy boy.
Rod: I'm not your dream girl? :(
Bunny: I don't do blow jobs.
EE: Ohmygosh, I'm so happy for you.
No, see, because when I said I had a thing going with my hand what I was referring to was actual...
Never mind.
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Originally Posted by eternal essence
I got what you meant! I was just being sarcastic.
Oh my Lulu Lemon, you mis understood.. When I meant dream girl.. I just meant someone pretty like you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_LuluQuote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Awww. You're speaking to my heart Laddy boy.
Rod: I'm not your dream girl? :(
Bunny: I don't do hand jobs.
EE: Ohmygosh, I'm so happy for you.
Eh. They all say that. I could break you.Quote:
Bunny: I don't do blow jobs.
How much further do you think you can dig that hole you're in?Quote:
Originally Posted by RodarianOh my Lulu Lemon, you mis understood.. When I meant dream girl.. I just meant someone pretty like you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_LuluQuote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Awww. You're speaking to my heart Laddy boy.
Rod: I'm not your dream girl? :(
Bunny: I don't do hand jobs.
EE: Ohmygosh, I'm so happy for you.
So true. :( Men suck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
http://www.fahnenkontor24.de/FOTW/images/q/qq-rb7.gif
This.
i find myself attracted to girls as often as i am guys. oh, i kissed a girl (and i liked it), but technically i guess i'm only bicurious at this stage.
there's redeeming qualities about both sexes that i find irresistable, and also certain aspects that annoy me. i wish i could build my own person :p
If blowjobs was a gender, I'd be attracted to that. Have to settle for heterosexual male, of the listed options.
I am a male of the bisexual sexuality.
I've always been more into guys, but never have had much of a chance with any. Mostly because I found this perfectly wonderful girl before I was open about my sexuality. I ended up marrying her. :love:
Also joined the military and closed up the male liking part of me.
if a woman said to me i don't do blow jobs, i'd not only kick her out of the taxi, i's spit in her face as she plumeted.
drop and roll you self serving bitch.
PS: If, however, this is merely a case of not wanting sex because you're not ready then that is ok. If never giving blow jobs is some sort of rule. you can die alone.
I'm a straight female. Yep, and everyone knows how guy crazy I am...;D
I'm a straight guy. I act gay a lot of the time because I'm comfortable enough to do so.
You guys are so amusing. Always assuming bisexual girls = FF+you.
Bisexual girls could mean you+girl+guy
Is that cool? I'm not sure. SOMETIMES! :o
lulu + pg + rod = ultimate canadian trio!
You were pretty comfortable last night, too. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Word. I'm about the same. I had a very brief physical relationship with another woman, but not an emotional one. I do not like vaginae other than my own. I will touch them, but nothing else. (That makes me selfish.) I like all of the other parts of women.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
And I like all of the parts of men. I would say I have a strong, overriding sexual and emotional preference for men.
My typos always end up embarrasing me :(Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkBahamut
I'm a 100% gay male.
Heterosexual female. And that will never change.
Yeah. I find it extra-strange if someone decides to become gay in the middle of your life.
If I were gay, I'd have a rule about being tops. So, I guess I'd also have a rule about not giving blowjobs! :p I can relate, see? Hypothetically I would, anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
..Nice to know Kentarou.Quote:
Originally Posted by KentarouIf I were gay, I'd have a rule about being tops. So, I guess I'd also have a rule about not giving blowjobs! :p I can relate, see? Hypothetically I would, anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
This goes with the girls being psychopaths. Some girls just don't comprehend what a decent sex life is supposed to be like. Also, likewise for any guys who don't go down on the ladies. :mad2: If you don't, I'm ashamed of you, and you should remove yourself from my presence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
:stare:Quote:
Yeah. I find it extra-strange if someone decides to become gay in the middle of your life.
You don't DECIDE TO BECOME GAY.
*flail*
Honestly, if a guy said he doesn't go down on his girl, I'd slap him & get her number. She couldn't be happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloThis goes with the girls being psychopaths. Some girls just don't comprehend what a decent sex life is supposed to be like. Also, likewise for any guys who don't go down on the ladies. :mad2: If you don't, I'm ashamed of you, and you should remove yourself from my presence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
I'm so gay and I don't even like boys.
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Originally Posted by CloThis goes with the girls being psychopaths. Some girls just don't comprehend what a decent sex life is supposed to be like. Also, likewise for any guys who don't go down on the ladies. :mad2: If you don't, I'm ashamed of you, and you should remove yourself from my presence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
:stare:Quote:
Yeah. I find it extra-strange if someone decides to become gay in the middle of your life.
You don't DECIDE TO BECOME GAY.
*flail*
You don't? What about being bihet or bigay?
Bihet and bigay? I've never heard those words. Then again, people are making up words all the time.
It does not go like, "Hey. You know what. I'm 20 years old. I think I'll be bisexual for a while." No. It's something you realize about yourself. Some people don't realize things about themselves for a very long time. It's not like you hit adulthood and immediately YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE and everything else has to be a decision to change. People are much,much more complicated than that.
I did not "decide" to become a bisexual. That offensive to say. You decide what kind of sandwich you're bringing to work. You "come out" as gay.
yes I made up the terms bigay and bihet. You can ask Justin all about it and he'll roll his eyes and call me a moron xD
I'm also well aware of the prevalent view of human sexual orientation. But it's sometimes fun to ignore that (thus the term bihet and bigay)
Homosexuality is a disease that God gave certain individuals in order to make it easier to identify sinners.
Oh I am SO glad you're not serious. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
Look at this list of words people use for sexual orientation, though! I never know what people are going to say they are: here.
Man, wouldn't it just suck for you guys if I wasn't into threesomes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
I'm canadian too... are you into foursomes ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_LuluMan, wouldn't it just suck for you guys if I wasn't into threesomes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
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Originally Posted by Inferno
Three guys... one girl.
Am I that appealing or what? :confused:
Let's play a new game. How many dicks can Lulu handle?
Er, or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Party pooper.
I'm a guy and I'm bisexual.
Ok You've all offically put Lulu in the twilight zone... Very awkward...
:love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiko
Agree. My mates be become all squirmy when I tell them... Grow some smurfing balls will ya... If you make her happy... She will make u happier twice more!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Then why do you have a tattoo saying , entrance is at the back door....Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
@Breine: You gave me a nosebleed...
I'm straight.
Damn straight. This man knows what's up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
I'm down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Straight! Although I had a bicurious weekend when I kissed 3 girls, I found it hilarious and incredibly strange. I quickly went back to kissing boys.
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Originally Posted by Miss_LuluQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
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Originally Posted by Peegee
Man, wouldn't it just suck for you guys if I wasn't into threesomes.
You're not picky at all.
This is borderline sexual harassment. Besides guys, she clearly stated she dislikes small penises. :monster:
I know, right? :( I say I like boys and girls and then everyone just is all 'OMG I WANT A THREESOME WITH LULU'. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Also DarkBahamut I'm extremely picky.
I think this thread had degenerated into a harassment thread. :mymelbert:
Yeah, guys. Calm the smurf down, you don't have a chance. :tongue:
I said no such thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_LuluI know, right? :( I say I like boys and girls and then everyone just is all 'OMG I WANT A THREESOME WITH LULU'. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Also DarkBahamut I'm extremely picky.
Yea poor Lulu my dear!! I blame PG for this.....
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
Would someone explain to this man to context of nosebleeds....Quote:
Originally Posted by BreineWhat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
I hope this thread doesn't get more harassable. That would be turrible.
I'm well aware of what a nosebleed is, thankyouverymuch :PQuote:
Originally Posted by RodarianWould someone explain to this man to context of nosebleeds....Quote:
Originally Posted by BreineWhat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
What I'm not getting is why the nosebleed came into the picture in the first place xD
I think the only girl I'd go straight for would be Amanda Palmer.
If I were a mod I'd probably close this thread. :colbert:
Less off topicness, less blowjobs, less going down on people. I know we can do it, people!
Anyway, I'm a boring old heterosexual male.
Good grief this thread went nut & almost illegal. I have the severe worry that a few of the fat/skinny obnoxious nerds were typing with one hand on the keyboard & one under the table, freezing every 10 seconds as they think they hear their Ma. Horny Teen Harassment All Up In This Biznitch.
Oh, and Lulu Person. Whilst no one would ever say you wanted 4 of the worlds most sweatiest gamers trying to cyber-train you. Don't insult you own intelligence and mine by acting like you never expected a similar reaction. Your whole post did stink a little bit of 'OMGZ WORLD LOOK WHAT I JUST SAID!' and correct me if I'm wrong but you DID follow it up with the announcement that you like threesomes and asked if it was appealing.
Anyway, this thread is mad. You all need wash your hands & read a Bible.
Fortunately, I am both an expert at typing with one hand and the proprietor of my own living quarters.
I am also, somewhat regrettably, still heterosexual.
PS: The lack of lesbians on EoFF surprises and somewhat disappoints me, considering their heavy presence on the entrewebs.
I'm straight as they come, even if it's currently in vogue to claim to be bisexual or some retarded newage noun like polysexual. Seriously what
i smurfing love you cuchQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Eh, changed my mind. This thread is too tainted to go on.
Maybe one day in the future we can have a Straight or Not thread with more than 140 posts, let's keep the dream alive!