Women were the first mathematicians

Here's a fun experiment you can do with your body without the need for any numbers!

On the first day of your next period start drawing notches on some object, say like a saber tooth tiger bone. Every day after that (every time you see the sun), you make a new notch. When you get your next period, you stop drawing notches on the bone and start a new bone.

You'll know when you will have to menstruate when the amount of notches on one bone matches the notches on the other! Yay ^_^

(ps if you haven't figured it out this was how women figured out their menstrual cycles before the invention of numbers)

What else did you learn today?

:mymelbert:

Great, so women can count.

Too bad they still have problems with 3D spaces, Laplace transforms, and calculating dickstrokes per second eigenvalues/vectors. And MATLAB. But everyone has problems with MATLAB.

What Christmas said.

This thread is offensive to me. >:O

I can't wait for the sexism to rooooooooooooooooooll!

asl op?

umad.mp3?

Today I learned that women on EoFF take themselves seriously the chicken pox vaccine can cause kids to become autistic.

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Great, so women can count.

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let me tell you a few things about Simulink, son.

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Dumbtarded conspiracy theories. What you learned is that some people believe that fluff.

I'm trying to decide if these women (he has links! :O) would be trying to be prepared to bleed onto the ground or to maximize childbirthing

Men would've had to scratch marks on the wall to tell when their womenfolk were going to become she-bitches.

this reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend about whether imaginary numbers have real-world applications. I said they did.

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Dumbtarded conspiracy theories. What you learned is that some people believe that fluff.

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Yeah, I thought so. I did a double-take when my sister told me. I didn't think it was something you could catch like homosexuality.

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Or how many times they had to do some self-performing because they had no she-bitches to do it for them.

When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.

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this reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend about whether imaginary numbers have real-world applications. I said they did.

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Electric power transmission. Imaginary numbers are used to gauge the efficiency of appliances used at the receiving end of the power grid. You draw a little right triangle with one axis being imaginary, and the perpendicular axis being real. The real axis is what is required at the receiver's end, and the hypotenuse is the actual amount the powerco has to generate. The imaginary portion gets emitted as waste or something. LOL CIRCUITS

Today I learned that:

-Chocolate is actually a major source of copper and magnesium.

-One ounce of chocolate contains the same amount of caffeine as a cup of decaff coffee (6mg). Brewed coffee has 100 mg of caffeine per cup.

-The company that I work for is actually still very much family owned. Way awesome :jess:

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Great, so women can count.

Too bad they still have problems with 3D spaces, Laplace transforms, and calculating dickstrokes per second eigenvalues/vectors. And MATLAB. But everyone has problems with MATLAB.

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I love Laplace transforms. :bigsmile:

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let me tell you a few things about Simulink, son.

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I've had enough of Simulink this summer. Thanks.

I learned a thing or two about the colonel.

Did you mean colon?

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oh wtf I did not need to know that

I went to the DMV and learned that some people are too damned stupid to drive.

I heard about a dozen people say they studied hard for the written test this time, only for them to fail. Again. I have never picked up a the driver's handbook they give you in my life or taken one of their stupid practice test and I only missed 1 when I took it. :mad2:

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And MATLAB. But everyone has problems with MATLAB.

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I never really had problems with MATLAB. The coding just made sense to me.

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Men would've had to scratch marks on the wall to tell when their womenfolk were going to become she-bitches.

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winner

could be true but men invented genocide

That isn't how invention works.

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Along with pretty much anything of significance.

I learned today that sexism is fun in a forum!

Haha, women, get in the kitchen, sandwich, etc. :jess: It's all so much fun.

Everytime I hear the words "Imaginary" and "numbers" one after the other, I want to destroy whatever is causing my discomfort. Breaking forum in five... four... three... two...

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Haha, women, get in the kitchen, sandwich, etc. :jess: It's all so much fun.

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Oh nice I want one with cheeseburgers, fries, and onion rings on whole wheat bread with mayo on the side ^_^ Thanks women

Men should learn that women know all about poison and how to slip it right in your big whopper :jess:

That sounded freakishly sexual..but painful.


I learnt that I'm one of the coolest people someone knew. I pretended I knew it already. I lied.

I learned that EoFF loves talking about gender, everyday, around the clock.

I learned that the majority of you don't make any sense a lot of the time.

rewtSDF

Today I learned that some people really are retarded, in many ways. :eep:

That's obviously bull :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

My notches are twice in length on this saber tooth than last months saber tooth.

...Oh....smurf....

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A conundrum. This thread just got deep.

Oh, and women get back in the kitchen and all that.

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Yep. :|

Just what did we talk about ten yrs ago on these forums....

Evolution vs Creationism
Pseudointellectualism
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Pokemon

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Pseudointellectualism
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ASL?

So women invited math. That explains a lot.

no, no, no... women were the first accounting and finance people.

When God saw Adam and Eve had bit the apple and told them they needed to pay with blood, Eve asked if she could pay her part in monthly installments

And we are still paying it... Dumb Eve didn't know financing something is made in a way we never get to pay the balance -.-

Suddenly I'm reminded of that joke "I hit a woman with my car the other day! ...just kidding. I can't drive in the kitchen!"

Or something. I forget where I heard that

I could really go for a steak. Since you're already in the kitchen..

I need more things to cook for Allies!

Oh wow, I was just thinking to myself how much I missed this thread ._.

wait, I get to have an asian cook for me every night? This might be worth it...

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Make me a sammich, woman!

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Make me a sammich, woman!

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So, PG makes dinner, Rubah makes lunch? Who makes breakfast? :(

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Make me a sammich, woman!

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The person who volunteers says what?

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Make me a sammich, woman!

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So, PG makes dinner, Rubah makes lunch? Who makes breakfast? :(

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The person who volunteers says what?

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Make me a sammich, woman!

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So, PG makes dinner, Rubah makes lunch? Who makes breakfast? :(

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The person who volunteers says what?

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FFFUUUUUUUU

i keep quickly glancing at this title and have repeatedly read 'masterbaters'...

That might also be true.

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asl?

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Make me a sammich, woman!

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FFFUUUUUUUU

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If I put in the last two letters, is that censor bypassing? :(

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Make me a sammich, woman!

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So, PG makes dinner, Rubah makes lunch? Who makes breakfast? :(

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The person who volunteers says what?

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FFFUUUUUUUU

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If I put in the last two letters, is that censor bypassing? :(

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no but I know about a thousand ways where you could bypass the filter.