If i give barret the steal materia, does that make me racist?

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07-11-2010, 12:30 AM
Carnage-

If i give barret the steal materia, does that make me racist?

How about if i laugh whenever he uses mug?
07-11-2010, 12:35 AM
DarkBahamut

....lol. That's funny.
07-11-2010, 03:52 AM
Christmas

If I give Cait Sith a mime materia, does that make him a copy cat? :bigsmile:
07-11-2010, 03:56 AM
Clo

I shouldn't laugh, but I do.

Your avatar makes it even better.
07-11-2010, 04:23 AM
Vermachtnis

Ba-DUM PISH
07-11-2010, 05:47 AM
G13

Not if it's genuinely hilarious. :monster:
07-11-2010, 12:06 PM
oddler

Give Cloud Double Cut because he's just that emo.

Am I doing this right?
07-11-2010, 03:14 PM
Shiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnage-

How about if i laugh whenever he uses mug?

Yes and yes.

I'm surprised there was no sexist joke made about Manipulate yet.
07-11-2010, 03:34 PM
f f freak

How about if I make Tifa use Deathblow on Cloud?
07-11-2010, 09:46 PM
G13

I usually end up giving Yuffie the Annoying Bitch materia.

I did it wrong didn't I? :(
07-12-2010, 06:13 PM
Tonberry_King

I never used any materia besides recovery and elemenetal magic, cus i like having my hp high up.
07-12-2010, 06:20 PM
xXsarahXx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I usually end up giving Yuffie the Annoying Bitch materia.

I did it wrong didn't I?

your kinda there...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonberry_King

I never used any materia besides recovery and elemenetal magic, cus i like having my hp high up.

Now thats what you call doing it wrong.
07-12-2010, 10:04 PM
Forsaken Lover

Nah. It just means Barret stole Cloud's anal virginity on their Gold Saucer date.

I gave Tifa Full Cure because I figure she'd need it what with all the STDs.

And last but not least, I'd give the Ice materia to Aeris because SHE'S A FRIGID BITCH.

I probably did it wrong but I'm happy.
07-12-2010, 11:43 PM
Saber

Nah I'd give Aeris the death spell linked with the added effect materia.
07-13-2010, 02:56 AM
blackmage_nuke

What if I only give Yuffie Yellow Materia?
07-13-2010, 07:14 AM
Tokimadoushi

I tend to keep Vincent permanently on the Sadness status.
Not cos I'm trying to be funny (wait, maybe I am :p) but because his Limits are just THAT bad.
I also tend to give him the materia with Sleepel :redface:
07-13-2010, 08:11 AM
DarkBahamut

Give Tifa any materia that inflicts "Confusion" on enemies. Cuz everyone is gonna be in awe when they stare at her chest.
07-13-2010, 09:40 AM
Loony BoB

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover

Nah. It just means Barret stole Cloud's anal virginity on their Gold Saucer date.

I gave Tifa Full Cure because I figure she'd need it what with all the STDs.

And last but not least, I'd give the Ice materia to Aeris because SHE'S A FRIGID BITCH.

I probably did it wrong but I'm happy.

Irony? Aeris would sleep with a guy for a Coin Toss, while Tifa would put up a Barrier or try to Escape at Haste instead of showing Cloud her feelings despite knowing him since he was a Mini. Confu-sing, I know. Luckily Cloud knew how to Resist Aeris. She was only after a Mimic of Zach anyway.

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.
07-13-2010, 10:00 AM
blackmage_nuke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover

Nah. It just means Barret stole Cloud's anal virginity on their Gold Saucer date.

I gave Tifa Full Cure because I figure she'd need it what with all the STDs.

And last but not least, I'd give the Ice materia to Aeris because SHE'S A FRIGID BITCH.

I probably did it wrong but I'm happy.

Irony? Aeris would sleep with a guy for a Coin Toss, while Tifa would put up a Barrier or try to Escape at Haste instead of showing Cloud her feelings despite knowing him since he was a Mini. Confu-sing, I know. Luckily Cloud knew how to Resist Aeris. She was only after a Mimic of Zach anyway.

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

I couldnt Contain my laugter
07-13-2010, 10:04 AM
Tokimadoushi

That was too much awesome :D
07-13-2010, 04:21 PM
Shiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

I just... :stare:
07-13-2010, 05:39 PM
DarkBahamut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

You Beta use your Magic Hammer on her. But when you use your Roulette, make sure it hits her.

:) Adding E. Skills makes it slightly better.
07-13-2010, 06:59 PM
Forsaken Lover

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Irony? Aeris would sleep with a guy for a Coin Toss, while Tifa would put up a Barrier or try to Escape at Haste instead of showing Cloud her feelings despite knowing him since he was a Mini. Confu-sing, I know. Luckily Cloud knew how to Resist Aeris. She was only after a Mimic of Zach anyway.

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

This post just won the thread.
07-13-2010, 11:10 PM
Saber

You can give Red XIII 13 red materia.
07-15-2010, 01:00 AM
ScottyRedXIII

is it racist if i imagine barret to just shout out I PITY THE FOOL????
07-31-2010, 07:13 PM
razorrozar7

Too bad there's no Water spell materia... what good is a Cloud that doesn't rain?