To commemorate Raistlin and ShlupQuack
O sing your praises, for today be a glorious day! Let the trumpets ring out in the night and play throughout the morn, awakening all to the significance of this day.
And, as if blessed by some ethereal being, a babe was brought forth into this world one score and three years ago, marking this day as the one we commemorate our dearest Raistlin's day of birth!
He is a man of much wisdom and much fortitude, a champion of truth and justice irrespective of creed or class. He triumphs over evil and endures ever onwards!
I am not alone in recognising this strength of character, excellence embodied in a simple human frame. Nay, for there are others among you who appreciate and respect this man!
There is one in particular, one damsel who, in a display of undying affection, chose this day, this specific day as the day every woman most looks forward to -- her wedding.
Your beloved administrator and friend, Mrs Shlup Quackers, chose the birthday of her secret and eternal love, Raistlin the Magnificent, as the day to be united with her spouse (who mysteriously is not Raistlin!).
Every year, on the day of her anniversary, Mrs Shlup Quackers is reminded of her dearest Raistlin, and renews her deep set romantic feelings.
So come, my friends! Let us join ShlupQuack as we celebrate our love for Raistlin in our own special way. Never forget your first and your truest love, ShlupQuack, even during coitus! Not that we need remind you, I am sure it happens already!
