Raistlin Day

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07-28-2010, 05:38 AM
Shlup

Raistlin Day

Happy Birthday, Raistlin! Congratulations on finally hitting puberty! :party:

*whistles*
07-28-2010, 05:40 AM
The Man

I liked the first thread better.

Happy birthday WesLY
07-28-2010, 05:41 AM
Raistlin

Don't worry, the first thread will be back until Shlup accepts the HEARTFELT messages in it.
07-28-2010, 05:42 AM
Clo

Oh, hey, look, a lame thread that's not nearly as good as the first one.

I'm not saying happy birthday again, Wes!
07-28-2010, 05:44 AM
G13

I liked the other thread better too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

O sing your praises, for today be a glorious day! Let the trumpets ring out in the night and play throughout the morn, awakening all to the significance of this day.

And, as if blessed by some ethereal being, a babe was brought forth into this world one score and three years ago, marking this day as the one we commemorate our dearest Raistlin's day of birth!

He is a man of much wisdom and much fortitude, a champion of truth and justice irrespective of creed or class. He triumphs over evil and endures ever onwards!

I am not alone in recognising this strength of character, excellence embodied in a simple human frame. Nay, for there are others among you who appreciate and respect this man!

There is one in particular, one damsel who, in a display of undying affection, chose this day, this specific day as the day every woman most looks forward to -- her wedding.

Your beloved administrator and friend, Mrs Shlup Quackers, chose the birthday of her secret and eternal love, Raistlin the Magnificent, as the day to be united with her spouse (who mysteriously is not Raistlin!).

Every year, on the day of her anniversary, Mrs Shlup Quackers is reminded of her dearest Raistlin, and renews her feelings.

So come, my friends! Let us join ShlupQuack as we celebrate our love for Raistlin in our own special way. Never forget your first and your truest love, ShlupQuack, even during coitus! Not that we need remind you, I am sure it happens already!

Happy birthday Weshttp://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...thdayWesly.png
07-28-2010, 05:45 AM
Jiro

The relationship between these two humans is inspirational. I hope that one day I can have such a love/hate relationship, maybe with a fit young Twi'lek. The undying love between these two is enough to bring even a warm glow to this bounty hunter's cold, dark heart. May your blaster aim always be true, Raistlin.
07-28-2010, 05:46 AM
Shlup

You're all beasts.
07-28-2010, 05:47 AM
Raistlin

*sniff* *wipes tear*

Thank you, guys. But I would like to address the rest of this post to Shluppers.

Amanda, it really means a lot to me that you chose to get married on my birthday. I know how much my birthday overshadows your wedding in your own heart and mind, and I love the fact that we will be sharing this day forever.

I know arguing with me gets you hot and horny -- and you need all the help you can get in that department in your old age -- which is why we have done this dance for so many years. But sometimes I just need to stop and let you know just how much you mean to me, even including your saggy boobs and fat ass. You are one awesome granny.

I <3 you. :love:
07-28-2010, 05:49 AM
Jiro

I understand that you merely wished to be the one to make Raistlin's birthday thread. I understand that. So please, don't feel guilty at purging my thread. Being separated from your heart's desire has only driven you to find other ways to express your love. It's okay, you don't need to deny it any more. You can finally admit that Raistlin has had your heart for all eternity.
07-28-2010, 05:51 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

You're all beasts.

Oh I'm sorry. I completely forgot.

Happy anniversary tomorrow Amanda! :monster:
07-28-2010, 05:53 AM
Clo

Since everybody else is reminscing to that short-lived thread, and it took PAINS for me to say what I said, here:

Quote:

I am here to OBJECTIVELY take part in the celebration caused by the fact that it is Wes's birthday, and also Shlup's anniversary.

Wes is PRETTY OKAY so I hope he has a PRETTY OKAY day.

EDIT: Okay FINE, Wes is a genius and this day is now holy in the eyes of non-believers as a gift to those who wish to marvel on a true intellect or WHATEVER, something, something, something. :mad2:
07-28-2010, 05:58 AM
Shlup

You people just don't appreciate a good, entirely justified deletion. :mymelbert:
07-28-2010, 06:02 AM
G13

And you don't appreciate a perfectly executed birthday/anniversary prank and I think that's the worst thing this thread has seen yet. :colbert:
07-28-2010, 06:04 AM
Jiro

You just don't understand Amanda! We're entitled to Raistlin as well. While he may be your eternal soul mate, he's still our friend! You can't monopolize him like this. Today is a day for all of us to celebrate Raistlin. And celebrate we shall!

:party:
07-28-2010, 06:08 AM
Clo

I just want to interrupt y'all and say that the use of the Party Cat smiley in this thread is SUPERB.

Now, carry on everyone.
07-28-2010, 06:11 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I would just like to add that if I can have a relationship with half as much love as RaistxShlup, then I can die a happy man.

If I'm still having sex at their age, then I'll consider myself a very lucky man. God knows how many blue pills must go into that sort of thing.

Happy Birthiversary, Raist and Shlup!
07-28-2010, 06:11 AM
Goldenboko

what the fu-

...dejavu.
07-28-2010, 06:16 AM
The Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

You're all beasts.

Oh I'm sorry. I completely forgot.

Happy anniversary tomorrow Amanda! :monster:

+1 :monster:
07-28-2010, 06:20 AM
Raistlin

Thank you, everyone-but-Shlup, for not being as lame as Shlup who deleted the original thread (reproduced here by Guardian and Jiro, among other posts/quotes).

Don't forget, this day is also about how me and Shlup will share it together, forever!
07-28-2010, 06:21 AM
Shlup

I didn't do a full-delete; don't be a baby.
07-28-2010, 06:23 AM
Raistlin

You surprise me if you actually thought you bothered me; instead you just gave us further ammo to bug you with.

And does anyone on staff ever do a full delete for anything? :p
07-28-2010, 06:34 AM
Shlup

Oh, goddammit, I spoke to you before the week was up.

See what you do, Jiro! You smurfwit!
07-28-2010, 06:37 AM
Raistlin

Ahahahahaha

I was wondering how long it would take you to realize that. xD
07-28-2010, 06:38 AM
Shlup

Whatever. To comfort myself I will cling to the fact that I'll be the only one getting laid for your birthday.
07-28-2010, 06:39 AM
Jiro

Amanda baby, that's what I'm here for. Happy Anniversary sweetcheeks :aimkiss:
07-28-2010, 06:42 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.
07-28-2010, 06:45 AM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Whatever. To comfort myself I will cling to the fact that I'll be the only one getting laid for your birthday.

It amuses me that you're so sure about that.
07-28-2010, 06:45 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.

:bou::bou::bou::bou: like this is why you're all virgins.
07-28-2010, 06:46 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Whatever. To comfort myself I will cling to the fact that I'll be the only one getting laid for your birthday.

We covered that one too.

Quote:

So come, my friends! Let us join ShlupQuack as we celebrate our love for Raistlin in our own special way. Never forget your first and your truest love, ShlupQuack, even during coitus! Not that we need remind you, I am sure it happens already!

:monster:
07-28-2010, 06:48 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.

:bou::bou::bou::bou: like this is why you're all virgins.

We both know that's not true, I was a very loyal customer of Raistlin.
07-28-2010, 06:48 AM
Jiro

You make gross assumptions Amanda, and in this particular case, you're far wrong. :smug:
07-28-2010, 06:51 AM
Clo

Great, now everyone's been inspired to defend their lack of virginity.
I am disappoint, Shlup. :mymelbert:
07-28-2010, 06:52 AM
G13

What's to defend? :confused:
07-28-2010, 06:58 AM
Raistlin

Shlup apparently just fondly imagines that I am a virgin so that she might have the fortune of teaching me herself. I am so sorry to disappoint you, Amanda, but you really need to give up that consistent fantasy of yours.
07-28-2010, 06:59 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Raist, don't be so heartless. Let Shlup have her dreams, you should know how much that means to her.
07-28-2010, 07:00 AM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.

Could you imagine if something happened and Shlup got pregnant from this unholy union? May God have mercy on us all.

Happy Birthday my favorite person named after a neat literary character from a pretty good fantasy franchise.

Or is he named after you? Mysteries abound.
07-28-2010, 07:00 AM
Goldenboko

May as well rename this thread "Shlup makes a fool of herself". Good game guys.
07-28-2010, 07:03 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.

Could you imagine if something happened and Shlup got pregnant from this unholy union? May God have mercy on us all.

Dibs on being Godfather!
07-28-2010, 07:04 AM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Happy Birthday my favorite person named after a neat literary character from a pretty good fantasy franchise.

Thank y-...

Wait, who exactly is my competition?
07-28-2010, 07:05 AM
Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.

Could you imagine if something happened and Shlup got pregnant from this unholy union? May God have mercy on us all.

Dibs on being Godfather!

I'll be the Godmother, so I can corrupt him/her/it against its parents.
07-28-2010, 07:09 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.

Could you imagine if something happened and Shlup got pregnant from this unholy union? May God have mercy on us all.

Dibs on being Godfather!

I'll be the Godmother, so I can corrupt him/her/it against its parents.

Alright, we'll do it together. Best. Godparents. Ever. /smug
07-28-2010, 07:18 AM
Marshall Banana

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07-28-2010, 07:25 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

Great, now everyone's been inspired to defend their lack of virginity.
I am disappoint, Shlup. :mymelbert:

I agree, it was a grievous error. :barf:

I will consider us even.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

May as rename this thread "Shlup makes a fool of herself". Good game guys.

Pfft, this is notably better than enduring that other thread all day. It's not really avoidable; once these boys get a hold of a bone they just can't stop salivating.

Hey, guys, remember when we made this joke last year? And the year before that? And the year before that? And the year before that?
07-28-2010, 07:28 AM
Raistlin

I look forward to next year!
07-28-2010, 07:29 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

It's not really avoidable; once these boys get a hold of a bone they just can't stop salivating.

You'd know all about that, wouldn't ya? :jokey:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Hey, guys, remember when we made this joke last year? And the year before that? And the year before that? And the year before that?

What joke? I made a thread expressing my admiration for Raistlin and I thought I would mention your obvious infatuation with him too. I'm sorry for stealing your limelight :(
07-28-2010, 07:39 AM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Happy Birthday my favorite person named after a neat literary character from a pretty good fantasy franchise.

Thank y-...

Wait, who exactly is my competition?

Nobody if you play your cards right.
07-28-2010, 12:06 PM
oddler

:party:?
07-28-2010, 12:26 PM
Rantz

:party:!
07-28-2010, 03:02 PM
Madame Adequate

:party:

Also, plenty of :mymelslap: :mymelrelaxed:!
07-29-2010, 05:17 PM
Freya

Urm... happy belated birthday/shlup loves wes day/whens he got married day?