What would be the most effective way to kill him?
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What would be the most effective way to kill him?
sharpen it up real nice and use it like a sholin spear.... go for decapitation, that way no zombies
Make him have sex with a woman?
Hydrofluoric acid
Y'know, if he does die..you're gonna be the first one they look to.
The best way to kill Laddy is not to make it look like he died in an accident but to actually make him die in an accident. Take a page out of the great Senna's book put him in a position where he has no choice but to make a move which will result in his fatality. (SPOILER)Note, Senna did not ever put other F1 drivers in a position where they had to make a move resulting in fatality, he would simply drive very aggressively and put the other driver in a position where he had to make a choice: back off or have an accident and go out of the race. Senna also infamously deliberately took himself and Prost out of a race once because if Prost finished the race then he would beat Senna in the race for the championship.
Aww, poor Laddy! I won't let you do it, you creep. >=|
Edit: creeps! >=|
bang bang.
You off topic noobs need to pay attention. Laddy needs to be killed with a shovel.
What you do is feed Laddy too much poison using the shovel as a spoon. Dur.
String him up like a fresh kill. up in my basement... Then I'll duct tape his mouth. Next is to take a paper cutter and cut it him up slowly....
Kindness.
One way trip to Texas.
Take him out hunting with Dick Cheney.
Find yourself a good pig farmer.
Why midnight?
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Because Candy down at the Stripper Palace doesn't get off stage until 11:45.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Out of all the options I tried this. It didn't work. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurey
Beat him to death with a spoon.
Don't worry Lad. I'll protect you from this angry mob of hateful nerds.
*Cuch turns into Cúchulainn*Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
It never left me in the first place ;p
Double-crosser!
*casts silence and stop onto Cuch*Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
I CAN'T LET YOU RABBLE KILL AN INNOCENT. I'LL TAKE ALL YOU smurfERS ON ONE BY ONE OR ALL AT ONCE.
GET 'EM, CUCH!
*sides with Cuch*
Et tu NCG?
we were having this interesting discussion in spanish class in high school about how to commit a perfect murder. This guy had it all planned out. He wasn't the shoot up the school type, but our teacher still got really freaked out and made us stop talking.
*trances Fujiko and takes her to his castle*Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiko
:eek: Interesting... a thinker.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Death by monkeys :shifty:
You know it woman, you can be my reward forget the 76 virgins. And Julian you shall be welcome at my side brother. Victory or death. Promise me if the battle goes ill, tie me to a post so I can die on my feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiko
:aimkiss: (:kaofight: I'm no reward! I'll fight with you!)Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnYou know it woman, you can be my reward forget the 76 virgins. And Julian you shall be welcome at my side brother. Victory or death. Promise me if the battle goes ill, tie me to a post so I can die on my feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiko
Kill Laddy? I can't have that, I'm joining forces with Chuch&Pals. :colbert:
I got myself a posse. :colbert:
Nice try, Rodari boy! You either side with Cuch and I (and CO.) or you're a threat that must be eliminated. Choose wisely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian*trances Fujiko and takes her to his castle*Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiko
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/x...big-788782.jpg
Yeah, I went there. :colbert:
Yeah. :radred:Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Rocco
I'm on Team The Whole Lot Of You Are Freaks And I Can't Wait For You All To Die Screaming.
It's a catchy name, I know.
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/x...big-778832.jpg
:monster: It was catchy!
You're next on the elimination list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Stab him with a sharpened icicle. They'll never find the murder weapon. :^_^:
Conservation Of Ninjutsu - Television Tropes & IdiomsQuote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Secondly, you can't even come up with a good death.
For sure. /smugQuote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnYou know it woman, you can be my reward forget the 76 virgins. And Julian you shall be welcome at my side brother. Victory or death. Promise me if the battle goes ill, tie me to a post so I can die on my feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiko
Oh no! Not Lara Croft! Whatcha gonna do, cone-boob me to death?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiko
I'm on Psychotic's team, because flashy titles win me over.
Also, is that a TV Tropes link? You bastard.
I love you. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Bring it, psycho. :radred:Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticOh no! Not Lara Croft! Whatcha gonna do, cone-boob me to death?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiko
That would be the most wonderful death ever. How dare you!Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticOh no! Not Lara Croft! Whatcha gonna do, cone-boob me to death?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiko
.... I am your knight... and you're my sorceresses.... My love and allegiance is to you....Quote:
Originally Posted by FujikoNice try, Rodari boy! You either side with Cuch and I (and CO.) or you're a threat that must be eliminated. Choose wisely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian*trances Fujiko and takes her to his castle*Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiko
It's not cool to contemplate murder, guys :(