Fortunately, Unfortunately!

I decided to make this thread because I love Fortunately, Unfortunately and it is superior to Corrupt a Wish because there's a STORY! And it usually ends up in very bizarre places.

I start off with a topic:

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary who bought a puppy. Fortunately, he was a well-behaved puppy.

Then the next person goes:

Unfortunately, her next door neighbor was an evil bastard and decided to STEAL the puppy.

So, the next person says fortunately and keeps this story going. Use your imagination. :D

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary who bought a puppy. Fortunately, he was a well-behaved puppy. Unfortunately, her next door neighbor was an evil bastard and decided to STEAL the puppy. Fortunately...

Fortunately, the puppy mauled out the neighbor's throat and went back to Mary.

Unfortunately, the neighbor had a posse of cutthroats who wanted revenge.

Fortunately, the posse of cutthroats were not very well versed in the art of revenge and failed miserably.

@clo. >_< You coulda waited till mine got started good...

*gets over it*

Unfortunately, their mere presence made Mary panic and she jumped out her third-story window.

I like yours too. :( I was thinking "more games in Wonder Square, more fun".

Fortunately, a really obese man was walking by just below and his soft cushy body prevented her from being injured.

I agree... I was just worried everybody'd go to one of them and the other would die a painful death.

Unfortunately, a cactus ended up beneath her on the rebound.

Fortunately, the cactus was in a state of extremely accelerated decomposition and crumbled under her weight.

Unfortunately, she passed out from the stench of decomposing cactus just as Reno and Rude passed by... and they mistook her for Aerith.

(Just roll with it.)

Fortunately, her puppy came and tore their throats out.

Unfortunately, Nanaki saw this and now had the hots for the puppy.

Fortunately, the puppy realized it was, uh, a puppy and way too young to be in a relationship.

Unfortunately, Nanaki is much larger and stronger than the puppy and had... less than pure motives on his mind.

Fortunately, Mary woke up just in time and kicked Nanaki in the face for being such a perv.

Unfortunately, a drawn out duel began between Mary and Nanaki for the puppy's affection.

Fortunately, Mary and Nanaki managed to stop fighting due to the puppy's unbearable cuteness. DAWWWWWWW~! :heart:

Unfortunately, the puppy's unbearable cuteness was a simple act designed to comfort Mary and Nanaki. After the puppy realized that his plan had been successful, he mauled them both to death.

Fortunately, Mary was now a zombie and bit the puppy to also turn it into a zombie.

Unfortunately, no one knows how the smurf Mary became a zombie.

Fortunately, a Doctor-Scientist who specializes in Zombie Modification Science and Development quickly discerned a reason, and a cure, for Zomb-putrification and was able to cure Mary, Nanaki, and the puppy for their ailments. He was also a Mad Doctor-Scientist so he simultaneously installed within each of them cybernetic implants which gave them all superpowers. They became the Super Hero Fighting Team called Nanapury and solved crimes and whatnot.

Unfortunately, they have a secret weakness.

Fortunately, their weakness is relish and that stuff is disgusting so no one has it around.

Unfortunately, Blues Agent had a collection of relish photos he planned on showing to Nanapury.

Fortunately, they were just pictures and had no effect. Proto got his butt kicked.

Unfortunately, his butt was on his face and he got a bloody nose.

Fortunately, it hurt really bad. :mad2:

Unfortunately, he was not dead and so Nanapury still had to face him.

Fortunately, they found a common enemy in the form of grocery stores that don't sell iced 2-liters.

(This made me mad the other day.)

Unfortunately, they didn't care enough to enact revenge and instead just bought a warm 2-liter and put it in the refridgerator for a couple hours. Like normal people, talking wolf-dog things, and regular puppy dog things.

Fortunately, they then hacked a coop mode into FFVII and distributed it to the world.

Unfortunately, Squeenix decided to take legal action and sue their asses into the ground.

Fortunately, the judge overseeing the case was a member of the Chrono Trigger: Resurrection project, having become interested in law shortly after the project was shut down by Square-Enix. He also did not have any love for Square-Enix because they broke his heart, ripped the pieces from his chest, tied each piece to kites made entirely of a superconducting metal (or something else very Ben Franky-esque), and flew the kites-with-heart-pieces in a very serious thunderstorm. He ruled in favor of the defendants and held Square-Enix in complete and utter contempt.

Unfortunately, Square, showing blatant disregard for due process, raided Nanapury for every cent they had anyway.