Tits distract man while women rob him of €300

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08-16-2010, 10:49 AM
The Man

Tits distract man while women rob him of €300

Story.

lol'd

Here's a bonus Arrested Development .gif, because it's an awesome show.

http://i37.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/33ncej6.gif
08-16-2010, 11:13 AM
Pheesh

300 is a little steep methinks.
08-16-2010, 11:15 AM
crono_logical

Good thing there's a limit on how much you can withdraw on the card in a day (at least on the cards I have) :p
08-16-2010, 11:28 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by eternal essence

300 is a little steep methinks.

"These puppies weren't cheap! Fork it over!"
08-16-2010, 11:49 AM
Christmas

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:
08-16-2010, 11:59 AM
Fujiko

Lol. What has the world come to. xD
08-16-2010, 03:10 PM
Psychotic

I was going to say "smurf yeah I hope they rob me!" but then I read that they were French, and so they'd have hairy Chewbacca tits.
08-16-2010, 03:26 PM
Pheesh

I can't believe they have the nerve to say that the whole thing was caught on tape and then not post a link to it.

That's just cruel.
08-16-2010, 03:39 PM
Vermachtnis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:

We'd go to jail for sexual harassment.
08-16-2010, 04:19 PM
Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:

It's a universal truth that boobs > penis.
08-16-2010, 05:10 PM
razorrozar7

The mighty Clo is correct.

However, this is the first time I've heard of boobs=weapon.

Guy with gun: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Robb-ee(?):Ok, ok, just don't hurt me!

Girl flashing guy: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Robb-ee: Ok, ok, just take me to the nearest hotel!
08-16-2010, 07:53 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:

It's a universal truth that boobs > penis.

I think we need a showdown to prove that.
08-16-2010, 08:00 PM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:

It's a universal truth that boobs > penis.

I think we need a showdown to prove that.

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS
08-16-2010, 08:29 PM
NorthernChaosGod

GTFO my battle, Bunny.
08-16-2010, 08:48 PM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.

*snip*
08-16-2010, 08:50 PM
razorrozar7

Oh, God, Raistlin, I think I may vomit.
08-16-2010, 09:19 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.

*snip*

Stop posting that everywhere. I swear I will one-up you even if it causes me to be banned
08-16-2010, 09:36 PM
razorrozar7

Did you have to repost it, PG? I may vomit again.
08-16-2010, 10:10 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.

*snip*

[q]Did you have to repost it, PG? I may vomit again. [/q]

What do you mean? Repost what?
08-16-2010, 10:21 PM
Laddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermachtnis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:

We'd go to jail for sexual harassment.

Indeed! Equal Rights!
08-16-2010, 10:30 PM
razorrozar7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.

[q]Did you have to repost it, PG? I may vomit again. [/q]

What do you mean? Repost what?

DAMN IT, STOP THAT!!! :D
08-16-2010, 10:53 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.

*snip*

You two have fun with that battle.
08-17-2010, 04:29 AM
Clo

There are just... WAYYYYYY too many Wes titties in this thread. :|
08-17-2010, 04:41 AM
razorrozar7

ANY Wes tits are too many. I may never sleep well again. I'll bolt upright, screaming, in the middle of the night, with this image floating before my eyes...
08-17-2010, 04:43 AM
Pheesh

I dunno, is it just me or has Wes been working out?
08-17-2010, 04:50 AM
razorrozar7

I don't know and I don't care. I do NOT want to see his man-boobs.
08-17-2010, 04:56 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

hairy Chewbacca tits.

Quote:

*snip*

Interesting...
08-17-2010, 04:57 AM
qwertysaur

this is why adblock is a wonderful thing :p
08-17-2010, 05:01 AM
razorrozar7

STOP reposting the damn MAN BOOBS!
08-17-2010, 05:02 AM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

hairy Chewbacca tits.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

*snip*

Interesting...

I am not French! Plus, I thought NCG was the Wookie in your story.
08-17-2010, 05:04 AM
qwertysaur

interspecies experiment...
08-17-2010, 06:06 AM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.

*snip*

I love you forever, Raistlin. Forever.
08-17-2010, 06:15 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

hairy Chewbacca tits.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

*snip*

Interesting...

I am not French! Plus, I thought NCG was the Wookie in your story.

I am, but you're the one with tits.
08-17-2010, 06:23 AM
Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

hairy Chewbacca tits.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

*snip*

Interesting...

I am not French! Plus, I thought NCG was the Wookie in your story.

I am, but you're the one with tits.

One: I lol'd at this story.
Two: >_< It burns!!!!
08-17-2010, 06:28 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

hairy Chewbacca tits.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

*snip*

Interesting...

I am not French! Plus, I thought NCG was the Wookie in your story.

Oh he is, but I'm considering recasting you now. You should have sent me this picture when you were trying to get an audition.
08-17-2010, 06:38 AM
Jessweeee♪

If I see that photo again I am closing this :|
08-17-2010, 06:41 AM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

I love you forever, Raistlin. Forever.

:love:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

If I see that photo again I am closing this :|

This thread just became 80% less entertaining.
08-17-2010, 06:44 AM
Rodarian

Yea who snipped it.. :colbert:
08-17-2010, 06:47 AM
Jessweeee♪

I did. It stopped being funny around the thirtieth time Raistlin posted it so proudly!
08-17-2010, 06:48 AM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

If I see that photo again I am closing this :|

>:|
08-17-2010, 06:53 AM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

I did. It stopped being funny around the thirtieth time Raistlin posted it so proudly!

Are you serious? I've posted it all of a couple of times, ever. :p It's not my fault that the picture is so glorious everyone has started quoting it in this thread...
08-17-2010, 06:55 AM
razorrozar7

Damn it, Jess broke the thread.

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