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Do you like surprises? Do you like to be surprised, or do you try to sneak to find out what it is that's being kept from you? Do you like to guess at hints? Or are you a lame-o and just don't care?
I haaate having surprises dangled over my head. It's torture. And I'm pretty thick-headed, so I never get the hints I'm given, either.
Do you ever go to parties where you are always the subject of focus, and you're just thinking to yourself how awesome you are? Then everybody keeps wishing you a happy birthday and you're like hb to you too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I hate that.
No, I don't generally like surprises.
I love surprises! However, if I know I'm going to be surprised with something my curiosity tends to get the better of me. I swear I'll breathe creepily in your ear until you TELL ME WHAT IT IS WHAT IS IT
If someone has a surprise for you but won't tell you what it is, the best way to respond is to tell them you have a really great one for them too, and oh man, they'll never guess what it is but it's something they've always wanted. Eventually you'll agree to tell each other what your surprises for each other are, and after they tell you, you proclaim that their surprise is your cock in their ear. Works every time.
...except it was kind of awkward that one time with my grandma I guess.
I hate surprises, because
A) If it's a literal "SURPRISE" thing, I'm very jumpy, and
B) I am mistrustful of my friends to do things that AREN'T embarassing and "der der der".
I like surprising people.
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k2...y/Surprise.jpg
I was going to post Kogasa. :p
Surprises are good once in a while. :bigsmile:
Did I surprise you?Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
I like surprises but only from certain people, but those people have failed to give me good surprises lately :(
I seriously don't ever recall being genuinely surprised. By anything. oO
One time, a friend of mine jumped out from behind a barrier and yelled "SURPRISE!". I punched him in the face and broke his nose.
Surprise.
I'm totally going to surprise you for your birthday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Depends on the suprise. :3
I came home to a box of harry potter pencils. I'm fairly certain I did not leave them, so finding them here was a surprise!
It depends on what the surprise is. If it's, "Surprise, I got you a gift!" Then it's okay.
It's not okay when it's: "Surprise, I killed your cat!"
What about, "Surprise, here's my penis!"? That kind of falls under a gift.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Surprises meant to scare the smurf out of me, HATE.
Surprises meant to make me feel better, LOVE.
Surprises in general, LIKE.
That would go under the not okay category. Reminds me of that scene from The Sweetest Thing where she puts her eye near the penis hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodWhat about, "Surprise, here's my penis!"? That kind of falls under a gift.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Not really that big on surprises. I'm paranoid enough, as it is.
I love surprises, but I can always guess what they will be! =[
update: the harry potter pencils were a surprise! :D
One good turn deserves anotherQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodWhat about, "Surprise, here's my penis!"? That kind of falls under a gift.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
/calls 9-11
whenever someone says they have a surprise for me, unless I haven't been hinting at wanting something, I will get all excited thinking it's this thing i've been asking for, and then it's a let down when it's not what I wanted but I'm still happy they got me something so I tend to forget my initial slight disappointment :D
I love being surprised. Unfortunately, it doesn't happen often.
You're calling September 11th, or do you mean 911?Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeOne good turn deserves anotherQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodWhat about, "Surprise, here's my penis!"? That kind of falls under a gift.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
/calls 9-11
/answers -2Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
Being psychic, I am not often surprised. One time I was, though. It was fun, I guess.