^ < v game!!!

ok so the rules are as follows.

^ - say something about the person above you
< say something about your self
V say something you want the person beneath you to do / say

for example

^bob is cool
< so am i
V is not cool.

Get it??? right go!!!!!!!!

^ is a newb
< is old
v needs to switch soap brands

^ loves me
< really does need to switch soap brands / use soap
V loves me not

^ maybe enjoys pulling petals off of flowers
> wonders if soap can get dirty
v has made more posts than me

^ is a stranger to me
< is glittery!
v needs to have a cup of tea with me

^ is a midget fan
< doesn't even like tea
v secretly wants to marry me

^ Probably wouldn't sign a pre-nup D:
< Is falling asleep while typing this.
v Must be bored as hell.

^ Is very good at making assumptions (I am bored as hell)
< Has nothing to do today
v is going to write something mean about me :D

^ is a doo doo head
< wants to write but can't will herself to do so
V likes http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/...-surprised.gif

^ is my birthday twin
< really does like that judge
v should send me money

^ Doesn't realize I am broke.
< Wants to dance to life.
v Wants to bed me.

^ wants to bed me
< wants a coke
v wants to be freeeeeee

^ is sexy man
< cba to do anything
v wants my sexy body

^ says that 'cause he knows I was going to be next and that I want Mike
< should sleep 'cause it's late
v should have a tea party with me

^ is hosting that tea party! :)
< is joining that tea party! :D
v is planning to ruin our tea party! :mad2:

^ Knows too much :shifty:
< Just woke up
v Was hoping for a better preceding post than this.

^is right
< am wearing a red jumper
v is not wearing a red jumper...

^ is correct
< loves the colour blue
v should join the earlier mentioned tea party

^ when & where?
< likes sea salt
v can't curl their tongue

^ is joining the tea party! :D
< is at the tea party! :D
v is not at the tea party. :(

^ missed the tea party
< is pissed cause she wasn't invited to the tea party
V wants to join the rebellion of all tea parties!

^ Was at a coffee party :spin:
< Was busy making cookies for some sort of party. Is it a tea party? I have no idea. :p
V Can understand this thread backwards :bounce:

^Is very underrated and awesome. ILU QWERT
< Probably totally could understand this thread backwards cause I'm just that backwards myself!
vNeeds to try Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake ice cream bars. They are soooo addictingly tasty!

^ hi
< hi
V low

^ hi
< thinks dragon ball z is the shizv
v wants a pie to the face

^ needs to watch it before I put my gloves on and it's war >=|
< loves tea parties
v wants a punch in the gut *puts on gloves*

^ knows too much
< burned my tongue D:
v is a worthy opponent indeed

^ Will duel to the death with!
< Realizes he misses academia...
v Wants to run away with me to a paradise island!

^ ;D
< Got suckered back into WoW. For shame.
v Will probably make fun of my WoW playing ways.

^ What server, faction, class/race?
< Also plays WoW :|
V Probably does not play WoW.

^ is correct
< got to level 30 in wow then got bored...
v thinks wow is also silly :p

^ not entirely correct, 'cause I've never played it so I can't say
< misses someone so much right now
v needs to give me a hug

^ is a temporary lesbian (maybe) (possibly) (definitely)
< has an itchy arm
V should post a picture of themselves wearing a poncho

^ wishes I was a temporary lesbian (maybe) (possibly) (definitely)
< needs more sleep
v should give me a hug instead

^ is really sweet
< needs a boyfriend.
v needs to be my boyfriend

^ Is going to be alone
< Got his ass kicked by a ghost at the very last second
V Will beat up the ghost for me.

^ Likes tacos
< Ate a ghostly taco. SUPER EFFECTIVE
v Is rather jealous of my awesomeness. :smug:

^ Creepy
< Creepier
V Creepiest

^ :jokey:
< Has the day off :jess:
v Wishes they had Monday off ^_^

^ is envied by all
< has half of monday off, if that counts
V is confused

^ Has a beautiful sig and avatar!

< Is having such a lazy day!

V Should give me their camera!

^ Sure thing, it's old and crappy as heck anyway
< Would kill to go to a spa atm
v Needs to buy me a grand piano

^ Needs to teach me how to play her grand piano that I bought
< Wants to learn how to play piano
v Wants to be my friend!

^ Obviously isn't satisfied with his current friends :colbert:
< Having a good day
v Could really go for a massage right now.

^Should give me a massage!

< Doesn't really want a massage!

V Might want a massage!

^ Should definitely give me one!
< Is enjoying the tea party with everyone! <3
v Loves my sig~ ;)

^ loves MY sig :D
< just had a burrito
v Wishes they had a cool sig like me :D

^ agrees because it would mean she had friends :(
< Love jumping in rain puddles!
V likes puddles as well

^ Is somewhat emo.
< Caught a cold once from jumping in a puddle.
v Will immediately go archive trawl Order of the Stick.

^ wants to eat me
< is yummy
v wish's they could eat me

^ Is utterly fired.
< Now has a staph infection. (Damn you, MSIB.)
v Will catch my staph infection.

^ should have kept up to date on their shots
< is up to date on their shots
v gets shot

^ Needs to have a word with itself!
< Is now bleeding to death!
v Needs to give me medical aid, immediately!

^ Has an interesting red pattern on his white shirt...
< Is not trained in medical aid and has no phone.
v Hopefully has a phone or medical training.

^doesn't know that fufu is not a him
< is pretty sure fufu is a shim
v ate half of me for breakfast :bigsmile:

^ Tasted kinda odd
< Thankfully has a good immune system
V Is under 18

^ Doesn't really know I'm not under 18.
< Is over 18.
V Is most likely under 18.

^ Is making generalizations.
< Is actually 19.
v Will steal a Nintendo 3DS for me.

^ Is correct, if she can play it, too.
< Can't even look at things in 3D without getting nauseous.
v Will do anything for a Klondike bar.

^ Doesn't know that there used to be a topic about that.
< Doesn't know what happened to the topic about that.
v Doesn't know that there are things that he/she doesn't know.

^Yes...
< Does know that :quina: and :vivi: are awesome
V Is awesome but not as awesome as :quina: and :vivi:

^ Is correct.
< Wants ice cream
v Will go fetch some delicious coffee flavored ice cream for me.

^ Is correct as well.
< Has eaten all the ice cream because he did not bring any other provisions for his trip to a small planet near Betelgeuse.
v Will fear no thwacking.

^ Knows it.
< Thinks Bert should know better than to think I'm a shim! >={ [You musty staph infected bagel!]
v Should come live with me in Sweden to be my chef

^ Probably shouldn't invite me, for I cannot cook very well.
< Does bake a mean chocolate pie, though.
v Suddenly has the urge to eat something chocolate-y.

^ Has stolen something chocolaty... chocolatey... choc- Eh, screw it.
< Grows tired of his own insolence.
v F34r5 73|-| |_|b3r|\|355 0f |_337.

^ will look at my custom title and be afraid
< is not fond of leetspeak
V probably has no opinion on leetspeak

^ Is incorrect.
< Sadly can read it fluently, though it annoys her.
v Needs to get his left elbow off the desk and right hand off the mouse.

^ Did not consider that the next poster might have been left-handed.
< Is not left handed, but still. And his left elbow is on the armrest of his chair.
v Is fired from cool.

^ Cannot fire me! MWAHAHAHAHA!
< Should get a better evil genius laugh.
v Will teach me said laugh.

^ see you need to start smaller and then raise up and use more enthusiasm
< Is quite evil
V has practiced an evil laugh at least once

^ Is right. He has. Usually at my expense.
< Has been the victim of pranks by LoM many a times.
v Should be happy he doesn't know LoM IRL.

^ Should be grateful she does not have the laugh that occurs about a minute into this.
< Is now Wiki Trawling the Zelda Wiki.
v Will end.

^Obviously doesn't know me that well.
< Is glad I'm the reason you have 50 tabs open at once.
v Wants to be a Master of Disguise.

^ Doesn't realize that I AM a Master of Disguise.
< Is becoming another person becoming another person becoming another person becoming another person becoming another person becoming another person...
v Is now conversing with ShlupQuack, because that's my disguise.

^ Is Shlup?
< Makes some sort of joke, because that seems to be the common thing to do when talking to Shlup.
v Wants to make me cookies. >:U

^ Should not eat cookies, for they will go straight to her thighs.
< Is currently eating cookies. :D
v Is appalled at my double standard.

^ Has cookies going straight to his thighs.
< Freaking loves the song that just started playing.
V Probably wants cookies now.

^ Should have said what song was playing.
< Freaking loves this song.
v BETTER have clicked on mah LINK.

^ IS SO DRAMATIC
< Clicked on it. And my song was Dashboard by Modest Mouse, thank you.
v Either has never heard of or does not like Modest Mouse.

^ Is correct, they must be obscure.
< Does not feel he is dramatic.
v Agrees with me.

^ Is incorrect.
< Really likes that song. In fact, it is her THEME SONG. Look the music video up, it totally doesn't fit the lyrics. :D
v Will look the video up (Or I can just give you the link.)

^ Is a bloody GENIUS. [random compliment]
< Is not going to watch that video ATM. He's listening to Someday by Nickelback. SMURF. YES.
v Is sailing on a coffee sea.

^ Is incorrect because:
< Really doesn't like coffee! And would rather sail on a sea of tea!
v Likes my name. :aimkiss:

^ Didn't realize that the coffee sea is an inside joke from the Corrupted Wish Game.
< Suddenly wonders why he isn't playing Ocarina of Time right now.
v DERF!

^ Damn you, I really didn't! :(
< Is hungry!
v Should make me a sandwich. Nao.

^ Probably checked the corrupted wish game to verify what I said. ^_^
< Cannot make sandwiches without using an inordinate amount of mayonnaise.
v [4|\||\|07 5p34k |_337.

^ Speaks leet scarily well
< Understood that, much to her own disapproval. D:
v Probably didn't understand that.

^ Did not expect me to be the next poster.
< Blames his ability to speak leet (and his avatar) on MegaTokyo
v Knows what MegaTokyo is

^ Is correct
< Though she does not read it.
v Probably reads MegaTokyo.

^ Is not correct
< Though only because I don't have time for the massive Archive Trawl it would take me to catch up.
v I am psychic and know is Naomi.

^ WHOA.
< MIND. BLOWN
v Next is Razor. I know it. Now he's not gonna post next on purpose because he seems like the kind of person to do that.

^ Is wrong and needs to tell razorrozar7 I haven't even checked out that thread yet.
< Resists the urge to punch razorrozar7 for not being able to make sandwiches without an inordinate amount of mayonnaise.
v Has never been to Sweden! :jess:

^ Dammit, you'll break Naomi.
< Does not think he can be blamed for not beating Fujiko for she posted 30 seconds after Naomi.
v Has also never been to Sweden.

^ Is correct!
< -breaks-
v ...

^ NOOOO!
< *initiates CPR on Naomi*
v MEDIC! I NEED MEDIC!

^ He's dead, Jim.
< Doesn't even like Star Trek
v Probably does.

^ Turns out her psychic powers DO work.
< Does like Star Trek, though TNG more than TOS.
v Likes Doctor Who.

^ >:D
< Never really got into it that much.
v Probably likes Battlestar Galactica. -is naming off the nerd shows she knows-

^ Likes Doctor Who! (Oh, nevermind...)
< Also likes Doctor Who!
V Should be friends with the Doctor.

^ Is remarkably intelligent. [random compliment]
< Has his PS3 controller plugged into his computer for a joypad.
v Is amazed by my brilliance.

^ Is amazing indeed
< tried that once, it didn't work, will try again
V Is super awesome and/or amazingly attractive

^ -w-
< Is.
v Agrees

^ WOO!
< is not at all atractive
V would like proof of my unatractiveness

^ Lies.
< Needs more sleep.
v Needs even more sleep.

^ Has to download the driver to get the PS3 controller to work on PC.
< Downloaded the driver.
v Is a bus driver.

^ Is fooolish for letting me drive his bus
< Wants to post this picture (SPOILER)http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1918/030549.jpg
V Finds that picture appalling, hilarious, or both

^Is a foooool! Foooool!
< Finds that picture broken.
v Broke Naomi.

^ Is right.
< OH MY GOD IT'S LOM.
v dies because they saw a picture of LoM. It's REALLY HIM! HE'S GUNNA EET UUSSS! D:

^ Oops, was right :( Not because of the picture though...
< :zombie:
V Wants a pet duck

^ Is a zombie! AAAAHH!
< Has been told why having a pet duck isn't a good idea. By her sister. From personal experience.
v Should trust me when I say not to get a pet duck.

^ Knows much about the evils of ducks
< Doesn't even want a duck
V Will make me a Quina Sig

^ Places way too much faith in my graphic design skills
< Once knew a guy who owned a duck
v DERF again.

^ Shouldn't get a duck
< Doesn't wanna make one
v Will pay me to make one.

EDIT: DAMMIT Razor.

^ Dammit yourself.
< Just got back and doesn't care who he overlaps.
v |_337 |]3RF.

^ shall be ended
< c3n't do 1347talk
V Will be purty

^ \/\/1|_|_ |\|3\/3|> 3><73|>/\/\1|\|473 1337.
< Scares herself sometimes.
v Is probably scared of me now.

^ On the contrary, my good lass!
< Finds Naomi quite lovable.
v Will get kidnapped by Candle Jack. HA! He didn'

^ is a very smart man
< doesn't even know who candle jack is, and quite frankly, I don't ca-
V .........

^ c4|\|'7 |234|) 7|-|15.
< Awesome. :cool:
v Wishes to be like me.

^ Got the inside joke.
< Did it for the lulz. No matter what it is, he did it for the lulz.
v Scribblenauts player.

^ Awesome for knowing what Scriblenauts is
< Used to, but I traded it in. (I want to get 2, though. :U )
v Needs to play Scribblenauts.

^ Was probably thinking about Super Scribblenauts.
<
v Is probably having fun filling out the text area for me.

^ Is correct
< Holy biscuits, this is fun!
v Probably wants to try it now.

^ Indeed, but I'm not going to! Ha!
< Is really happy! <3
v Is not so happy atm.

^ Is wrong
< Is extremely happy!
V Is sleepy

^ Is also wrong!
< Is much more awake after that Coca Cola de Mexicano. :love:
v Tu gusto Coca Cola de Mexicano? :jess:

^ is speaking broken Spanish.
< Does not know much spanish
V Probably knows more spanish than me and is awesome

^ Is correct!
< Learned a crapload of Spanish last year, but sadly can't remember much.
v Is probably bilingual.

^ try multilingual; I'm fluent in three languages. :aimkiss:
< Is going to sleep now 'cause it's late in Swedenland.
v Isn't fluent in more than one language.

^ is correct...
< only knows english.
v is now going to laugh at me :(

^ Nah, not really.
< I don't remember a lot of the Spanish I learned. >:
v Can you remind me what the Spanish word for cake is?

^ Tarta??
< Is enjoying awesome music!
v Is bored!

^ Has awesome music
< Has awesome game
v Has awesome HAIR

^ Probably grew impatient waiting for someone to post xD
< Got his ass kicked by a nun and her giant pissed off pink cloud.
V I wondering if that's in Dragon Quest III

^ Is probably playing Dragon Quest III
< Has never played a Dragon Quest game.
v Is appalled.

^ Is not the only one to have never played a Dragon Quest game.
< Is not bored ATM.
v Is not Bill Gates.

^ Is correct
< Was Bill Gates in a past life.
v Is wondering how I did that.

^ Is correct.
< Does not believe in reincarnation.
v Is my reincarnation.

^ Is incorrect.
< I just said I'm Bill Gates, beetch!
v Is gonna make some "I'm Rick James, b*tch" joke

^ is incorrect
< would rather have this go down the "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch" path
v Loves Wayne Brady

^ ...Meh.
< Wayne Brady's okay.
v Probably likes Will Smith way more.

^ Is correct.
< Thinks Will Smith is the black Raoul Duke.
v Will make a random Raoul Duke joke.
EDIT: WTF? Chuck

Norris got replaced with Raoul Duke.

^ Is a bit confused, I suppose.
< Doesn't know exactly who Raoul Duke is.
v Is appalled.

^ Is incorrect.
< Thinks Raoul Duke is the guy from the Dos Equis commercials.
v Has a fist beneath his/her beard.

^ Is incorrect (Raoul Duke is the antihero from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Thanks, Wikipedia!)
< Lacks a beard
v Is probably male, therefor can grow a beard.

^ Cheated by using Wiki
< Is male but cannot yet grow a beard
v *glomp*

^ Needs to grow a beard.
< Is glomped
v Is NEXT!

^ Has a cool avatar!
< Has the coolest sig!
v Wants to have a cool sig but never manages!

^ Is incorrect
< Has a sig only a graphic designer could love
v "Gets" why my sig is funny

^ is gorgeous
< Knew who Raoul Duke is, but has never seen "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
v Has never seen "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" either

^ Is correct
< But loves Fight club
v Does not know the correlation between FaLiLV and Fight Club. (SPOILER)There isn't one, don't worry.

^ both show our world in a way that is different from what we can see with our own eyes
< :colbert:
v Is gorgeous

^ Bah.
< You knew I was gonna post next!
v Wonders "WTF is up with you two."

^ o.o
< wonders "wtf is with those two"
V thinks pikachu is overrated :colbert:

^ Is outrageous
< Thinks YOUR FACE is overrated. :doublecolbert:
v Agrees

^ is wondering "wtf is up with us two?"
< Actually quite likes Kaycee's face
v also likes Kaycee's face

^ Yeah, you're right
< I was just kidding.
v No hard feelings, right?

^ I'm not the one you should be asking
< Used to creep on Lekana
v Is who I now creep on

^ Yup.
< He's right.
v Can he creep on you now?

^ Ummm... no.
< Doubts LoM is gay.
v Should check out this video.

^ A new Charlie the Uni-
< ....
v FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

^ Two words...
< RICKROLLED, BEYATCH!
v :D

^ saw the part where it said it had content from rick astley and exitted out.
< :colbert:
v is impressed with my distrust of people

^ Is correct.
< Actually was a little worried that the Rick Astley tag would cause the rickroll to fail.
v But it DIDN'T!

^ Isn't fooled easily.
< Didn't even look for a sign of Rickroll, for I love Charlie the Unicorn.
v Thinks I'm a damn fool.

^ likes to rickroll people.
< has never rickrolled someone.
V Has rickrolled someone.

^ Is correct.
< But promised not to do it again.
v |-|4735 |_337.

^ is correct
< Likes DRAGONS
V likes dragons too

^ Is correct.
< Thinks "is correct" appears in this thread way too much, and wonders if Rickrolling counts if you click the link on purpose.
v Agrees with me.

^ Needs an elbow in the gut. *elbows*
< Is proud of a certain someone~!
v Likes my name.

^ Was dead a few minutes ago.
< Like's Fuji's name.
v 347 |_337 P13.

^ No.
< It would taste like fail.
v Would you like some?

^Yaaay, you're back!*glomp*
< |-|45 4|_R34|]Y 3473|\| |_337 P13.
v Had BETTER smurfin' be Naomi, LoM, or Fuki.

^ Bleh.
< I don't feel like reading that.
v Tell me what that says.

^ Must be sleepy or something.
< Translates has already eaten leet pie.
v Thinks this topic would be more fun if it had more than two people in it at any given time.

^ True.
< Likes her name too.
v Is thirsty.

^ Yes indeed.
< Has not had anything to drink all day.
v DIABEETUS.

^ No.
< Do not want.
v Do want?

^ Do not want DIABEETUS.
< Do want to hug Naomi.
v Notices that Naomi appears to be creep bait.

^ indeed
< was the trend setter for that
v would like to know how many people I creep on

^ NO.
< Is hungreh.
v GET ANGREH!

^ RAAAAAHH
< NO CREEPEH ON MEH
v Don't creep me! >:U

^ GOT ANGREH!
< IS NOT ANGREH!
v *creeps* if female, "*punches* if male

^ FOO
< I JUST SAID DON'T CREEP ME
V Get him to stooop!

^ Mwahahaha :mwahaha:
< Is everywhere
v *creeps* if Naomi. Otherwise,

DIABEETUS.

^ Excuse me? *trout-slaps*
< Is bored out of her mind waiting for the lecture to begin.
v Is also bored to tears.

^ is right on the money!

< wants to go home from the office

V agrees that Fujiko is a hotty no.1

^ Is totally right

< Is training for a battle of epic proportions.

v May or may not be involved in this battle. :shifty:

^ Is not in this battle.
< For this is the Ultimate Showdown.
v You have that song stuck in your head now.

^ ...No.
< Instead has the Final Countdown stuck in his head.
v I can never think of anything to put here...

^ Needs to get a grip!
< Adores a certain kiwi so much! :kaoclove:
v Bought something nice today!

^Sadly, no.
< Although maybe I will later, because Birth by Sleep comes out today.
v Loves Kingdom Hearts.

^ Meh.
< I never really got into it.
v o hai thar.

^ 'ello thar~
< Is loving the random name changes on the forums. xD
v Loves it as well!

^agrees

< knows that he's not the kiwi

V believes that person below will get their cherry popped :roll2

^ :stare:
< Is a heterosexual male.
v Is a heterosexual as well. Or Laddy.

^ thinks the Bears will win the Super Bowl
< knows the Bears will win the Super Bowl
v Hopes the Bears will win the Super Bowl

^ Thinks I give a damn about football
< Doesn't give a damn about football or sports in general
V Thinks sports is awesome

^ Is correct!
< Really enjoys playing and watching sports!
v Likes sports too!