Took me a week to grow, and I'm quite proud of it but now it's all itchy likes. Any of you lot' like beardey things?!?
http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/a...uyt/beardy.png
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Took me a week to grow, and I'm quite proud of it but now it's all itchy likes. Any of you lot' like beardey things?!?
http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/a...uyt/beardy.png
BJ has been beardy for like three years now. I'm into it. For a long time people kept telling me "You let him grow that??" and "You should make him shave it!" but I liiike it! Beardy face is much softer than stubble face.
In fact, most of my guy friends have beards.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...pan/eoff15.jpg
I haven't shaved in two weeks.
I cannot grow a beard because I am polish.
So is BJ. You just have to let some parts grow a little longer to cover the bald parts.
I absolutely adore men with facial hair, ranging from 5:00 shadows to a couple week's growth. Instant double take for facial hair.
Dammit. I just can't grow facial hair. It's all good though, I probably look terrible with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I keep it at about half and inch long, in a half inch wide strip going down my jaw, with the mustache thing to pull it all together. I like it.
I haven't shaved in about five days.. But thats cause of laziness.... Besides I don't think I look attractive at all with a a beard...The five oclock and stubbles works for me though..
my boyfriend has a super sexy beard ^^ he just needs like 3 days to grow a beard, a short one but not stubble!
Some guys look baaaaad with a beard though...
I do like beards on some men. Beards are badass. Does BJ grow a beard because he thinks it will make him look less like a boyish man child? He is still boyish! He can't stop it!
beards are sexy and all sorts of win, but they can make kissing very...difficult sometimes.
for those of you who don't have the experience of kissing a bearded man, find some steel wool and pretend.
My beard is scraggly and rough. I feel a little manly with it but it is too patchy to be sexy. :(
I currently have what I've learned is called a Van Dyke (basically a goatee connected to a moustache). It was annoying and itchy while I fought against it, but since I stopped resisting it's not itching anymore, and I'm growing pretty fond of it!
(SPOILER)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/DSC00239.jpg
This is pretty much all I'm capable of growing, area-wise. Sideburn hairs are few and far apart. :greenie:
I can't take the unending itchiness that occurs after growing it for a couple of days. That, and the fact that for reasons unknown to humankind, it's ginger.
I love thick stubble. But my boyfriend can't grow facial hair. ;_;
:stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I love beards. Imakekindly request the boyfriend to have some little beard on his chin at all times. When he shaves it I'm very sad.
Or what we in Norway call a pornosmultring!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
I can't live without a beard, or at least stubble, I look 14. So far in 2010 i've only been clean shaven for one day, and that was when I couldn't find the charger for my trimmer at all, so i had to use the razor.
As for style, I just let it grow and then shave my neck when I start to feel hideous.
That's what I tell myself too; "Don't worry Jiro, you can't grow a beard 'cause you're Polish"Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyDammit. I just can't grow facial hair. It's all good though, I probably look terrible with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
but you're not polish :roll2Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroThat's what I tell myself too; "Don't worry Jiro, you can't grow a beard 'cause you're Polish"Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyDammit. I just can't grow facial hair. It's all good though, I probably look terrible with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
So far all I've got is the beginnings of a goatee and mustache, whether the rest of it gets hairy remains to be seen.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ynquietguy.jpg
Took me a week to grow.
I've been too lazy to shave lately. Once the OH MY GOD MY FACE IS SO GOD DAMN ITCHY phase ends, I guess it isn't so bad. Maybe I'll let it go for a while just because.
Dimka bearsy sama!Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
xD Yars is going to go crazy if he reads this.
Anyway I don't like to see beards on Asian people. Just..ew no.
The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?
No you bloody don't.
You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches. :colbert:
I haven't been clean shaven in like a year. Stubbles and beards are great. Especially beards are awesome.
You need some american women then, they seem to love it most.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
neckbeards are ugly paulpsy~Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I thought you couldn't grow a beard :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFTruth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I have a very light beard or stubble thing atm, i kinda like it because it makes me look older but...it's not really covering my jaw yet...
p.s which is very weird because i went through puberty at 11 years old :(
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images...20watanabe.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
What about goatees? :love:
That's her BS lie to explain why she makes me shave it. She claims it is "weak and measly", which I don't think a man of my manliness needs to explain is nonsensical. Women, you see, cannot accept contradictions in their desires and reality. They may feel that they like beards, but as soon as they kiss stubble they complain, as Paul quite rightly observed. This contradiction is impossible in their minds, so they find ways to deflect the blame in some manner or another - no matter how tenuously - onto men.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essenceI thought you couldn't grow a beard :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFTruth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I see... You've given me a lot to think about.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFThat's her BS lie to explain why she makes me shave it. She claims it is "weak and measly", which I don't think a man of my manliness needs to explain is nonsensical. Women, you see, cannot accept contradictions in their desires and reality. They may feel that they like beards, but as soon as they kiss stubble they complain, as Paul quite rightly observed. This contradiction is impossible in their minds, so they find ways to deflect the blame in some manner or another - no matter how tenuously - onto men.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essenceI thought you couldn't grow a beard :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFTruth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
God Dimka you're such a gayfag :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKAhttp://www.comicbookmovie.com/images...20watanabe.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
What about goatees? :love:
We should do an EoFF beard contest to see who can go the longest without shaving. Like in Knocked Up.
Don't tempt fate, or it'll happen.
I WANT it to happen.
It must happen!
i have to shave in a week and a half though, not fair! T.T
Set up the thread Shorty <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I won't compete because well, if I don't shave it's NASTY
I'm only doing this if I have a minimum of five participants.
If one or more participants last 6 months, everybody puts a little money towards buying the one who lasts the longest a Rusty Roger Beardaclava.
http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.122504601.jpg
Addendum: The first girl to grow an inch-long beard wins a Chocolate Covered Strawberry Beardling.
http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.168221828.jpg
Beards make kisses feel nice! Sometimes I just tell my boyfriend to use his beard when he's giving me a back rub.
I imagine it would hurt if he had just shaved. We never have that problem though because he just trims it.
Make a sign up thread and find outQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
omg just give me your password I'll do it :aimmad: :mad2:
Don't go down on a bitch unless you're clean shaven
Dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
I need this hat-thing.
I had typed out a long winded, equally crude response to this post, but I followed my better judgment and deleted it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Afraid of being b& ?Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKAI had typed out a long winded, equally crude response to this post, but I followed my better judgment and deleted it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
As he should be.
Manus, don't be vulgar! Vaginae are gross.
vagine*Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Not according to my spellchecker.
Don't repeat my mistakes bros
You don't have a Slovakian spellchickenQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeYou don't have a Slovakian spellchickenQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Not even this hottie?Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeDimka bearsy sama!Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
xD Yars is going to go crazy if he reads this.
Anyway I don't like to see beards on Asian people. Just..ew no.
http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-cont.../01/paimei.jpg
Let's do this :bou::bou::bou::bou:. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I'm in on the beard battle....but only if i can trim it and keep it nice-ish when it becomes too beastly.
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t...tine/beard.png
male(x) + beard = improvement
I would lift Zidanes tail (if u know what i mean), if he grew a beard......hawt!!!
You can quit whenever you want. Just calculate how long that will take, and whether you think anybody else will bow out before you :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Parker
ps: shorty maek thread nao
Trimming does not mean quitting. By trimming i mean keeping it tidy :D
unless you mean we have to have scruffy beards. it's on either way bro
Battle of the beards! I'm so down for this. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I think I'd rock a pretty awesome beard. I get good consistant growth.
The missus doesn't let me though. She thinks I look awful enough with a stubble.
I have thick stubble is that classed as a beard? what's the cut off point that turns stubble to beard?
When it's long enough that your moustache tickles your upper lip (assuming moustache and beard are of roughly the same length), you have a beard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Rantzien's Third Law of Facial Hirsutism
I'll grow a beard for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I don't know, and I don't care but you need to leave it alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
OK WIFE!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonI don't know, and I don't care but you need to leave it alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
I have enough beard growth after a week to have a thick stubble beard. I could trim it in now in fact. As for style I like a chinstrap with moustache it suits me. I used to have a Vandyke for like 3 years or so then shaved it all off. Does anyone else do no shave november?
In any situation, beard growing contest...so long as the rules allow for:
Keeping the beard tidy and presentable
Styling the beard in to a neat manner
Trimming the beard if we so wish
then I am in because well in my line of work where I deal with the public I don't want to look like a hobo so I will probably have to keep it tidy, presentable and style it (as a bare bones min my boss will expect that) and trim it because I don't like my beard being long but I like it getting thick. Paul has seen the glory of my beard growing abilities lol
Playoff beard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
i never got any complaints with the beard while i was down south for the record either, i guess the extra bit of tickling does wonders for some people.
I like it hairy everywhere :D
I have a small beard and hate shaving so get quite furry over time.
>>> This pic is from various months ago, now my beard is like twice longer..:luca:
Since I won't be taking part in the Jesus-a-thon going on (sorry I need to trim/shave girls but you can still oggle my beard I don't mind ;) lol)
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...ia/Image65.jpg
That pic was taken Monday after I got bored Sunday evening and shaved my 5 days growth in to a beard, what do you peeps reckon, so far I've heard a lot of positive about my beard even from non-beard lovers. Though I admit it's a little George Michael-ish lol. Especially with my aviators and leather jacket on peering in to the middle distance at nothing in particular as I had to for a photo at work Tuesday lol.
I think you can do any of that as long as you don't shave, but you run the risk of losing the competition because shaving and trimming and even washing your beard is not allowed.
smurf you, I'm still washing my beard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
I never said it wasn't allowed! I said it was discouraged. >:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
also was your beards, or ew
I can wash my facial hair? Winnar = me!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyI never said it wasn't allowed! I said it was discouraged. >:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
also was your beards, or ew