Omegle, yet again!

So, recently I decided I'd try using Omegle, even though I know it's bad to use. But I also had another funny conversation, and I think the current Omegle threads are really old enough to not consider reviving, so I decided to make a new one, in our shiny new Wonder Square. I had this odd conversation with a French girl:

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You: Hello! n_n
Stranger: hello
You: How are you? :D
Stranger: name
Stranger: 16
You: Oh, ah, my name is Nicolas, if you'd like to know.
You: I'm 17.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: french me
Stranger: sorry
You: Not quite sure if I can do that.
Stranger: ?
You: I guess you could say you're coming off as a little strong. Or at least that's how I'd put it. xD
Stranger: ?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: french
You: Oh, oh! French language?
You: Francais?
Stranger: oui!!!
You: I thought you meant something else.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: bye
Stranger: sorry
You: Ah, sorry. >_<
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: no steress
Stranger: stress
Stranger: :D
You: :)
Stranger: bye :s
You: Bye. o,o/

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She really needs to find another way to state that she's French! :p

Anyway, what are some funny Omegle conversations you have had in the past?

Apparently somebody from here thought they were chatting with me

Just bc the person said 'asl'

I need better memes and catchphrases.

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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: dont ask me asl
Stranger: or ill disconnect
You: i wasn't lol
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ok good
You: i hate that too
Stranger: f**k asl
Stranger: LOL
You: yeah man
You: lets f**k!
Stranger: lolol
You: i'm serious
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: yes
Stranger: well unless you're a guy, you dont want to smurf ME.
Stranger: unless you're gay*
You: that i am
Stranger: well unfortunately im not
Stranger: and i dont offer online f**king service
Stranger: :P
You: i could turn you
Stranger: not really
You: yes really
Stranger: not really
You: i have the power
Stranger: i am god
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so
You: I'm an athiest =(
Stranger: well too bad
Stranger: you're talking to god
Stranger: if you dont believe me, you can click disconnect
You: man i wanna sleep with God now
Stranger: you'll perish if you attempt
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: god has better things to do
You: =(
Stranger: have fun smurfing other gaylords
You: that i will God!
Thank you x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Me and my friends had a chat with the most awesome Turkish guy once. We played acoustic guitar and he played some weird sitar looking thing that they use over there. Then he played smurfing recorder!! It was awesome.

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

Me and my friends had a chat with the most awesome Turkish guy once. We played acoustic guitar and he played some weird sitar looking thing that they use over there. Then he played smurfing recorder!! It was awesome.

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Isn't that Chat Roulette, not Omegle? :O
Omegle is fun for a laugh. Most of time I get hit with "a/s/l?" and then a disconnect when I refuse.

Stranger: hi..... im looking for dirty conversationnnn?
You: Can do.
You: You ever roll in the mud?
You: And ever look under your fridge? Man, it's filthy under there.
Stranger: funnny. not.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

His suit is black apparently. :shobon:

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Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

Me and my friends had a chat with the most awesome Turkish guy once. We played acoustic guitar and he played some weird sitar looking thing that they use over there. Then he played smurfing recorder!! It was awesome.

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Isn't that Chat Roulette, not Omegle? :O
Omegle is fun for a laugh. Most of time I get hit with "a/s/l?" and then a disconnect when I refuse.

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Omegle has video chat.

And there's less penis as well.

Every time we have one of these threads I think it's about Omecle.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Stranger: hi..... im looking for dirty conversationnnn?
You: Can do.
You: You ever roll in the mud?
You: And ever look under your fridge? Man, it's filthy under there.
Stranger: funnny. not.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

His suit is black apparently. :shobon:

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Do you miss our late night chats?

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Stranger: helloo
You: Hello!
Stranger: how are you ^^
Stranger: biatch -.-

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I make strangers angry.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: YO U HORNY?
You: YES A HORNY ABRA APPEARS
Stranger: LMFAOOOOO POKEMON
You: IT USED TELEPORT
You: IT FAILED
Stranger: OH MA GAWD GO PIKACHU!
Stranger: -USE smurf-
You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: LAUGHING SO BAD LMFAO LMFAO
Stranger: SOOO U A GURL OR FEMALE?
Stranger: lmfao i mean male or female]
You: ABRA
Stranger: NO SERIOUSLY?
Stranger: m or f?
You: YOU TELL ABRA FIRST
Stranger: im a male abra
You: THIS ABRA IS MALE
Stranger: awe D:
Stranger: lmfao
You: PIKACHU RAPED ABRA IN THE ASS
Stranger: O MA GAWWD LMFAO OHHH YESS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Does anyone know if there are any baiting sites that cropped up due to the whole omegle/chat roulette craze that sprung up. The old baiting site I used to look at went through old internet chat boards I guess, and when they died so did the sites. It'd be hilarious to see some new ones (assuming they're any good).

My friends are weirder when I chat with them online, than they are in real life. It never ceases to amuse me just how fake they are, so I always call them out on it whenever we lunch.

I can be terrifyingly intrusive and judgemental. :D

relevant.

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Originally Posted by Clo

relevant. Awesome

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I once had a conversation with a dude who wanted to go on Omegle to practice talking with strangers. He was going to a party, and he didn't know very many people going, so I told him some cool things to say to make him sound smart. I hope it worked out for him. xD

Holy crap! That Last Exorcism thing is awesome! Just watching those guys faces is priceless!

EPIC:

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Originally Posted by Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: FIRST!
Stranger: THIRD
Stranger: oh smurf
You: holy :bou::bou::bou::bou:!
You: we can't stop here
You: it's bat country
You: WHAT DO!?
Stranger: IM JOHNNY smurfING DEPP
You: OMG!
You: but seriously
You: we don't have time for that
You: what do!?
Stranger: an hero?
You: an bear?
Stranger: Coheed
You: Martin?
You: I think we need a new topic.
Stranger: ill suck your dick if you like good music
You: Did you masturbate on 9/11?
You: I did, but only before the second plane hit.
You: So I don't feel bad.
Stranger: I flicked it watching the towers fall
Stranger: i came when the screaming got loud
You: That's disgusting
You: Sex is should be peaceful
Stranger: probably is
You: and quiet
Stranger: It wasnt sex, it was me clit smurfing till i blew
You: That's even worse.
You: To know you're female.
You: I'm gonna be sick
Stranger: Throw up on my tits
Stranger: Im saving this chat, its so going on /b/
You: Only if you answer this question correctly.
You: What would take longer?
You: Circling the earth by foot?
You: or
You: Eating a manhole cover?
Stranger: I always circle, I dont eat manhole, too many aids
You: that makes one of us
Stranger: :bou::bou::bou::bou:, are you the one?
You: I'm the only one?
Stranger: Neo?
You: Geo!
You: N-GAGE GO!
Stranger: Massive mobile phone fail
Stranger: YouTube - Coheed and Cambria - Devil in Jersey City
Stranger: listen to that and love your life a bit more
You: I think my ears are bleeding.
You: I hate this crap.
You: and what's wrong with his hair?
Stranger: :bou::bou::bou::bou:, I bet you like fall out boy
You: Did he use enough volumizer?
You: No.
You: I like Lady Gaga!
Stranger: he has man aids
You: It's evident
Stranger: ironically what gaga has
You: you beat me to it
Stranger: Ha, you the man son
You: If so, you're the bee's knees
You: all six of them
Stranger: this might be my favorite omegle conversation ever
Stranger: smurf bees btw
You: It definitely ranks up in my top few
You: /b/ will approve
You: and then, fags will say you don't talk about /b/
You: as if they know something
You: smurfing /b/ tards
Stranger: yeh, smurfing new/old/summer/gay/uk fags
Stranger: I like your hair though
Stranger: Its black isnt it
You: No, it's non-existent
Stranger: Bald man
You: manscaping is key, my friend
Stranger: I want to see you headspin till you make it to china, DO IT
You: I think it might be too incredible to witness
Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: BOGEY ON MY TAIL!
Stranger: GOOSE?
You: duck duck duck duck
You: I bet you wear Chuck Taylors
You: what an indiechan
Stranger: What the smurf are chuck taylors?
You: I hate you even more now.
Stranger: I think you might be my dad
You: I didn't think it was possible.
Stranger: Father, I am homosex
You: My name is Bobbin.
You: Are you my mother?
Stranger: :bou::bou::bou::bou:, my son lives
You: I'm sad if you don't know the reference.
Stranger: I tried to get dad to kick you the smurf out of my womb
You: He wouldn't have it. He wanted to keep me.
You: And then you turned into a swan
Stranger: DADDY NIO
You: and jesus
You: it was all just too much
You: dad's cock, I mean,.
You: It was too much for you to handle
Stranger: Jesus loves us all
You: except for fags like me
You: damnit
Stranger: :bou::bou::bou::bou:
Stranger: Blow jesus, fast
You: /b/ is going to think this is tl;dr
You: you realize this... right?
Stranger: /b/ hates everything so who gives a smurf
You: true
You: oh well
You: LAST!
You have disconnected.

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