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Now you do one.
Clo: I want to trololololo people, though I imagine that is not the correct verb for that
Clograb can trololololo me anytime.
EDIT:
Julian says:
Quick, say something funny so I can post on EoFF!
Eric says:
Uhh
Umm
I got nothin
D:
from Eric:
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I've heard the same but not of the bugs. I don't think she takes very good care of it though so that could be a major factor.
piecharthosen (Peegies)
i'll call north america and you can have west america
Huxley says:
Moonflower
WHAT IF
Women needed semen to live
Oh god, he's talked to me about that one before. XD
What the smurf, Hux? Continue...
He continued to say foul things that aren't appropriate to publicly post. I was so ashamed that I had to block him.
D: But I want to know! PM me.
I need to be more worried about the fact you apparently log your AIMs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I don't know what you're talking about.
Were you ashamed because he was right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
No, I felt violated. And no, he wasn't right. ugh. >:O
You're probably just jealous you didn't think of it first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Hux was totally right. As he usually is :holmes:
Clo: Hey, what are people around for anyway? :D
Clo: To be enjooooyed.
Clo: In maaaany waaays.
There could be a book put out about things I say that sound terrible out of context.
I, for one, would illegally download that book.
I would download this book as well.
Huxley says:
GOD DAMN SWEDES
Oh, Clo, you so crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I would seed for a moderate length of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
it's an e-book. You could see it for 10 MB and would have done more for the planet than recycling ever could.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essenceI would seed for a moderate length of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Bow to my ratio :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeeit's an e-book. You could see it for 10 MB and would have done more for the planet than recycling ever could.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essenceI would seed for a moderate length of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
asl?Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essenceBow to my ratio :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeeit's an e-book. You could see it for 10 MB and would have done more for the planet than recycling ever could.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essenceI would seed for a moderate length of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
13/F/CalQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegeeasl?Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essenceBow to my ratio :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeeit's an e-book. You could see it for 10 MB and would have done more for the planet than recycling ever could.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essenceI would seed for a moderate length of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Don't tell my parents I'm using the computer, heehee.
Threesome?
Shorty: Participate in the quotes thread!
She asked for it, so...
Shorty: escque-tu regarder
Rantzien: xD
Shorty: regarde, actually, I think.
Shorty: n_n'
Rantzien: I think it's more like "qu'est-ce que tu"?
Shorty: xD
Shorty: listen, lovebear
Shorty: it has been six years since I've been in french
Shorty: so hush up xD
Rantzien: it's been uh
Shorty: GET OUT
Rantzien: 7 years for me? xD
Shorty: shush xD
>:O
pics?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Eric says:
D: I'm a fag too
EDIT: And later
Eric says:
I'm talking about the use of my invention
the Sextometer 3000
Julian says:
xD
Who doesn't know what sexting is?
Eric says:
I know, right?
Julian says:
I just jumped right in the first time
Eric says:
same here
I actually thought I invented it for a while
Julian says:
I guess we men just have better imaginations
Lolol
That's what you meant
xD
Eric says:
cause I had no idea it was a real thing
haha
yeah
I still tell people I did
Julian says:
Awesome
Eric says:
"You own your own multi-million dollar company? Well I invented sexting!"
Julian says:
"I INVENTED SEXTING"
"You owe me money for getting your rocks off"
* eternal_essence shakes fist in shorty's general direction
* Shorty jumps and beats
Fufu> somebody's serious
Fufu> oh rofl
Fufu> FIGHT
Shorty> xD
eternal_essence> You stay out of this trout girl
Fufu> ;-;
priscellie
Well, I have some bones in my freezer, so I can make a stock. (And people wonder how I go through roommates so fast.)
Jojo: I am high in court yaay
Jojo (a couple of texts later): Me too! Lawyers should always represent in court. Represennntz brotha. While high
Rye
I love that song
Huxley says (10:01 PM):
You live in my buttcrack :3
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Originally Posted by Raistlin
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Originally Posted by Raistlin
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Originally Posted by Raistlin
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Originally Posted by Raistlin
bahaha xD
Post of the Year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
Ahaha, where did you find that one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
EDIT: Hey now, that was a Kishi quote!
Is it called a popsicle fallacy because it tastes good?
Me: Haha I think the only thing I could do is feel jealous. Nothing feels better than a nice good crack.
Me: I heard a weird dong on the computer.
I don't even WANT to know what a fish party is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Musty Staph Infection Bagel
Clo: Okay, one of my friends on Facebook just "liked" "throwing bricks at sluts"
Clo: For a grand combo of enjoying not being pregnant or on fire.
Clo: because being pregnant and on fire really sucks.
Clo: Today I was banging my head on a wall and eating paint chips
You guys are right; these should totally be a book.
It's a special secret party that we are a part of and YOU AREN'T INVITED.Quote:
Originally Posted by razorrozar7
ps you totally stalked my usernotes
I swear to god there was a decent context for these quotes. I think. I need to start saving my conversations with people to prove I'm not the only one eating paint chips and then conversing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
It's called out of context for a reason, silly xD
I'm just jealous that I have nothing good on anyone else. :(
This is why this thread seemed to fail in the first couple of days. :( damn it, people, save your chat logs.
edit:
WildRaubtier> imaginary rape of a baby seal
scrumpleberry: caww!
scrumpleberry: caw!
scrumpleberry: cawwww!
Rantzien: Putchaw! Putchaw!
scrumpleberry: pyew pyew pyew banga bang bang
Rantzien: ding dong
scrumpleberry: ringalingling
Rantzien: how are you friend
scrumpleberry signed off
:( You should have saved all those logs of zombie killing and booze drinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Rantzien x scrumpleberry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
I should have. :( I'm sure some of those would have sounded terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod:( You should have saved all those logs of zombie killing and booze drinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Booze drinking... oh man, that reminds me, I have TEXTS.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Clo: I am a female. Wait. What I'm saying may be incorrect.
Clo: He's... White. Not good. Walks a lot. Too skinny.
Clo: Are you aroused any jesus incest mr sober?
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Originally Posted by Nik0tine
Hahaha, though that one is not any better in context...
It's great no matter what the context.
xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
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Originally Posted by Raistlin
Raistlin seems like a fun guy to chat with. Unfortunately I would probably drive him crazy within 2 minutes.
Daniel: I'm as right as often as you are short.
xD it is true though.
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00:51:28 <@Loony_BoB> i don't get that
00:51:32 <@Loony_BoB> oh right
00:51:37 <@Loony_BoB> so much backspacing
00:51:39 <@Loony_BoB> but none then!
00:51:41 <@Loony_BoB> woah
00:51:42 <@Loony_BoB> great
00:51:50 <@Rantzien> woahawheewa
00:51:57 <@Loony_BoB> I was going to type wow
00:52:02 <@Loony_BoB> but then I typed woa
00:52:04 <@Loony_BoB> but my quick mind
00:52:05 <@Loony_BoB> oh man
00:52:07 <@Loony_BoB> so quick
00:52:15 <@Loony_BoB> I realise how to adapt to the situation
00:52:16 <@Loony_BoB> h
00:52:18 <@Loony_BoB> it was all h
00:52:19 <@Loony_BoB> woah
00:52:21 <@Loony_BoB> brilliant
00:52:25 <@Loony_BoB> so smooooooooth i am
00:52:35 <@Loony_BoB> like a ... like a... like a shaved face
00:52:39 <@Loony_BoB> a good shaved face
00:52:41 <@Loony_BoB> mach 4
One of my friends: I hate it when I'm not wearing pants and mosquitoes start to bite me.
The whole point of quotes out of context threads are ruined if you explain the context.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Also:
Huxley: THIS GIRL LOOOOOVES BUTT, GUYS!!!
Happy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
No.
But I am satisfied.
Well, good enough then.
Clo: Well, people demand my cock.
Goddammit, Wes, I just said that a minute ago! I question your motive for talking to me now.
There's actually a live streaming blog of your conversations. We thought you knew.
Way to go and RUIN IT. She'll stop having conversations with Raistlin at the expense of him quoting her in this thread now.
Don't worry. It's not like I told her about clocam.com or anything.
...Fuuuuuuu-
Don't worry, she cannot resist me.
Is this like... the Truman Show? :onoes: Was anything real?!
xD Wes only talks to Clo to get quotes.
Kuja> Roogle, not to be awkward but you are handsome
clo does good OOC quotes? Time to stalk!
Back off, AZN. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
fine..time to....stalk!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodBack off, AZN. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
:(
This site makes me so glad I was born a man.
Del Murder: The smurfing tilde, it's smurfing important! The tilde, the smurfing tilde!
supQuote:
Originally Posted by Clo
This website is not woman friendly. D:
It isn't! Girl, we need to go buy ourselves some pepper spray.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
Don't worry Naomi and Clo, I'll protect you :colbert:
Naomi: "I'm sure it's legal somehow"
The context of this is pretty good too, if y'all want to know it.
Guys, fight fire with fire. Lure them into a trap!Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Yar via text:
"Cops r coming I'm in the closet hiding shh"
"Pillow in here nini"
Even in context that cracked me up.
I would argue it's too woman friendly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
(12:17:16 AM) Jiro: I am the very best like no one every was desu desu I caught them passed my real test
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I can take it.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloIt isn't! Girl, we need to go buy ourselves some pepper spray.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
I do!Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortals
He's not smurfing kidding either.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI can take it.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloIt isn't! Girl, we need to go buy ourselves some pepper spray.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
here's a few classics from my office:
- can we feed the elephants to the people?
- i did it with a turkey baster last night
- snakes don't live in the ocean!
- the smoon's miling at us
- how do dogs understand asians?
How do dogs understand asians - this must be asking how dogs understand commands spoken in foreign languages [that are not english]
thatsracist.mp3
she genuinely thought all dogs think in english.
I like your friend, she cute?Quote:
Originally Posted by missaira
....she sounds like a keeperQuote:
Originally Posted by missaira
Clo (quoting herself from an offline convo in her apartment): "Guys, I made up a new drinking game! First we're going to get pregnant, and then we're gonna get abortions!"
Clo! xD I wanna drink with you.
I guess it's okay, but when do you drink :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I had added Jiro on Facebook and I was telling Naomi how sexy and awesome he is, and she said "Well why don't you marry him!?", and I said "We live too far away D:" and she said "Marry over the internet, I'm sure it's legal somehow"Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI do!Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortals
But Jiro is like REALLY sexy.
seconded. you guys have no idea how much so.Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortalsI had added Jiro on Facebook and I was telling Naomi how sexy and awesome he is, and she said "Well why don't you marry him!?", and I said "We live too far away D:" and she said "Marry over the internet, I'm sure it's legal somehow"Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI do!Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortals
But Jiro is like REALLY sexy.
For every drink you drink you have to drink 2 drinks. If you have not drank anything yet, you have to drink.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essenceI guess it's okay, but when do you drink :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Sounds like a smurfing plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeFor every drink you drink you have to drink 2 drinks. If you have not drank anything yet, you have to drink.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essenceI guess it's okay, but when do you drink :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
That sounds AWESOME.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloIt isn't! Girl, we need to go buy ourselves some pepper spray.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
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Originally Posted by Shorty
THAT WAS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION
whatQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
It's not what you think. Really.
Tell the story, I'm curious.
I was explaining about a baby movie I was in, and Rantz took it OOC to make it sound like I was in a porno instead. >:O
This isn't story time this is OOC time! Get with the program people! :nonono:
He asked for a story, I gave him a story!
Huxley is harassing me with his drunken belligerence.
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Originally Posted by Huxley
You were in a porno? Tell me which one it is so I can avoid it. BUT DON'T TELL ME WHICH ONES WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
update!
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Levian: now I know what we're doing when we eventually meet up
Rantzien: haha xD
Levian: we are going to bead while we watch desperate housewives!
Rantzien: it'll be totally manly!
Levian: we could probably make it even gayer if we light scented candles
Me: Why do you use eyebleach for lube? :confused:
This quote isn't really out of context but I thought I oughta get it out there anyways.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
On this very forum:
Title: Let's do it forever
Post: My children...
Pimps should not be parents
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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
GXIII: That's not far off from prostitution.
later in same convo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Originally in msn with Baloki
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//Baloki: You filled the bowl?
Steve: dude I think I filled the pipe and the bowl
I'm calling my own bluff before Lom does:
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Contact your doctor if you experience headaches, concussions, or super herpes.
Sagensyg: SPARE ME I HAVE CHICKEN
That sounds pretty self explanatory, actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
it's funny cuz canada.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The InsaneThat sounds pretty self explanatory, actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Peegies: 2 equals 3...
oh i see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeeit's funny cuz canada.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The InsaneThat sounds pretty self explanatory, actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLLROFL.
Rubah: can you show me how to do it?Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Shorty> No, no NUDITY
Lawr> Too late
Lawr> There's a boob on the floor
I thought you said you were a nudist? Now I'm confusedQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
What makes you think it's my own nudity I'm referring to?
in ooc threads we make up our own context. Like for example you were talking about your nudity and how you were a leper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
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Originally Posted by Del Murder
Clo: But I saw his hair, and mm... that man is all the wrong kinds of Jew
damnit allies.
"I heard in the hallway today, 'Hail White Jesus!'"
Eric says (6:20 PM)
yeah
looks like I'm about to go down on you
"What can I say to a penis sweater?" -legend of mortals.
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Yeah, it makes me glad that my daughter prefers animals.
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Originally Posted by Rye
wtf that's so a typoQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
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Dear Lily,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're related. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and your cucumber fetishism is weird. Best of luck on the sex change, Steph.
An important message:
Clo: so, smurf you, religion and chocobos.
Chocobos?! You're a monster, Clo. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I feel special knowing that Rantzien and Levian communicate in English
Me to a Coworker: "That might make it kind of hard to get your pants off."
Freya: "But then I thought about your package."
"I'll never be able to watch cat dog again...or listen to Tom Jones."
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Originally Posted by Raistlin
... When did I say that?!
Out of context, Crystal! But I will say that you were telling me stories about two concussions you'd had, one caused by religion and the other caused by chocobos.
Oh yeah...
... I probably would have remembered that if I hadn't received those two concussions.
I want to hear the story about the concussion by chocobo.
When I was 9 or some age like that, my little brother and I were racing bikes down a hill, pretending our bikes were chocobos. He stopped his bike at the bottom of the hill right in front of me and I ran into his bike, flying head over heels over my handlebars and landing right on the top of my head on the blacktop, cracking my helmet in two neat pieces.
Holy smurfing :bou::bou::bou::bou:. That's brutal.
OMG Clo did you die?
Said by a client yesterday
"It's grabbing my bing!"
Rantzien: You think anyone dares attack a 6'5" Swedish lumberjack?
Shorty: wrought iron coat racks do it for me.
It was a beautiful coat rack. :colbert:
It wouldn't be after you covered it in lube.
I am going to kill you.
stop saging my thread
Kill smurf?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I approve. But it wouldn't be murder it would be like heat of passionQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodKill smurf?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
(Me and my friend having a conversation with a teacher, Tyler noticed one of our other friends trying to hide his booksack)
Tyler: Stop doing that, Goddammit!
Teacher: Tyler! No swearing in my classroom!
Brennan(me): God's gonna come down, and smite you with his fiery foot of justice...!
Teacher: Thank you, Brennan.
Brennan: ...STRAIGHT UP YOUR GODDAMN ASS!
Other Students: O_o
Teacher: ...lol
* Quotes out of context
PG: what kind of necklace did you want?
Wesley says:
I like sausage, too, so I couldn't complain
Implied in that statement is that Sarah had just been discussing how much she loves sausage.
Her masculinity isn't called into question though.
What part of "out of context" don't you people get!? Explanations are not necessary and are, in fact, frowned upon. :colbert:
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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
I was not explaining the context. Rather I was also taking Sarah's sausage-fetish also out of context.
the pastor at my church:
and that is why I will never go lemur fishing without my tuba
Sarah and bratwurst is always contextually relevant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
"MY BROTHER IS GAY FOR GOAT SEX"
It is out of context because I forget to mention how he also cross dresses.
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Originally Posted by Del Murder
Friend: "You sent us a link of Simba gettin' his freak on?"
Friend: "Disney-porn, anyone?"
Me: "HAHA, smurf NO, GTFO BEFORE I'M DISTURBED BY HORRIBLE BAMBI PENIS"
Friend: "She's kinky like that;)"
Friend: "Well Im off to drink vodka with elves and hunt robot zombie unicorns with Tommy Lee. We'll finish this later(:
Salutations you all"
Me: "I'm off to help Super Mario cope with his addiction to shrooms, and to tell him that if the Princess didn't have sex with him the first time he saved her, she probably isn't gonna do it the 375th time. And I'm gonna be doin...g this without a degree in Psycology, and I'll probably mess him up worse than anything, but it's all for the :bou::bou::bou::bou:s n giggles, so yeah, have fun drinking and hunting, but as far as Mario knows, I'm gonna be jumping on airships, smashing goombas, kicking turtle shells, and riding an ancient extinct smurfing dinosaur named Yoshi that'll run off a cliff if he's touched by a goomba.
I'll also grow taller or shorter depending on whether I eat a shroom, or am touched by something."
Friend: "CARROT TOP OH HOW I LOVE THEE"
Me: "Mah lost Uncle Steve from Blues Clues?"
Friend: "DAMN IT, I BROKE MY BARNEY VASE"
Me: "DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOON"
Me: " Carrot Top?
January 3, 2011 is gonna be your unlucky day!"
Friend: "C'mon! You know me! I'm cheap!"
Me: "I'm gonna start laughing hysterically at you, and I hope you don't find me and kill me before I can gather myself enough to gtfo of the way of the automatic rocket launcher you're gonna pull out of your sock."
Me: "And btw, pics or it didn't happen"
Friend: "Prasad feels uncomfortable when I fidget uncontrollably in my chair."
Me: "BTW, WE'RE DOING THIS VIA COPY/PASTE, BIYATCH"
Friend: "Brennan, you bitch!"
Me: "COPY/PASTE = GOD'S WAY OF LULZ"
Me: "SHE WON'T KILL U, JUST HOLD UP A MIRROR"
Me: "and I love the way how you called my curls lucious
Jealous, are we?
Totally jealous
I swish the carrots on my head back an forth"
Me: "why do I have the feeling that I'm gonna be murdered in my sleep?"
Friend: "Look, nine-year-old with no fashion sense and dreds, shutup!"
Me: "Nine year old? I'm OLDER THAN YOU, BISH"
Me: "Kk, time to maul Mo-Carrots with overused internet memes!!!"
All different conversations, sadly, I have entertaining friends.
Pontus says:
eric you have much to learn
about cat's tongues
Guardian XIII:
have fun when you're trapped in a cave with david hasselhoff
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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
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Originally Posted by Shlupquack
Ok so quotes out of context. So 2 other friends and I were in the pub for new years eve 2009 (1 year ago) and we decided to come up with phrases for one another so the funniest line anyone said that night became their phrase for the year. I was explaining to one of my friends about the mosquito scene in Evolution and I said "There is always time for Lubricant!". So I was stuck with that phrase for a year. Saying it out of context to middle-aged women does not go down well.
I saw the post in my sig in one of my threads and thought it was instant gold. Lucky me, there's a thread about this sort of thing.
OOC means no context wtfQuote:
Originally Posted by Caboose
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Originally Posted by NtI to Lom
Guardian XIII says:
I prefer smut
It's true. ;)
When I first read that I thought it said "Clo! xD I wanna drink you." lolQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
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Originally Posted by Loony BoB
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Originally Posted by Rantzien
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Originally Posted by Lissa
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Originally Posted by Iceglow
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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
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Originally Posted by Me
That sounds like a good time too.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonWhen I first read that I thought it said "Clo! xD I wanna drink you." lolQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Clo: The fact of the matter is, you seek out a clit, and you find a neckbone or something BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT STUPID
Dude, that first one was so long ago. How did you remember that? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
I like this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
