*actions only thread*

ok very simple. no talking allowed actions only! BEGIN!!!

*opens the actions only thread*

*motions Naomi in here*

-comes-

-swears slightly-

*waves at LOM*

-sarcastically waves at Goth-

*tackles Naomi then and gives a big HUG!!!*

-dogpile on Naomi-

*gets up and hides behind the door waiting for the next person*

-is being squished-

-was just called fat and is insulted-

-didn't call you fat at all-

-is Quina. Eat's Naomi. Learns "Super awesome drawing attack"-

-is being digested-

-kicks the stomach lining-

*wonders wtf is up with people using dashes to show action*

-wonders why people use asterisks to show what they're doing-

-explains that in facebook chat surrounding something with asterisks makes it bold, so it is better to use dashes to show an action, and it becomes a habit after doing it for a while.-

*starts walking up the walls while dragging LOM behind*

*punches lom in the stomach to get Naomi back*

*carries Naomi away*

-is still kicking herself out of LoM's stomach-

*puts his hand down loms mouth to reach his stomach and pulls Naomi out.*

*wonders why Naomi and gothicage think she's still in lom*

*is confused*

*just realized whats going on... laughs out loud*

*punches lom in the stomach.... actually it was more of a ...

FALCOOOOON PAAAAAAAWNCH in the stomach*

-glares at NCG-

*smiles*

-rescues Naomi from Pedobear by running him over with my Party Van-

-feels a bit happier about her situation now-

*starts going through his tool box trying to find a hammer...*

-drinks her tea-

*smashes Naomi's tea with his hammer*

-dropped a laxative in Naomi's tea 2 minutes ago >=D-

-doesn't know what to say in response-

*Throws party van into volcano*

*Uses Great Aether on lom*

*Blows kisses at Naomi*

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

*Uses Great Aether on lom*

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*is wondering why anyone would willingly use facebook chat as their source of instant messaging.*

*has not realized that there still exists anyone who hasn't disabled that damn thing*

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Originally Posted by leader of mortals

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

*Uses Great Aether on lom*

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*laughs at delusional lom for thinking he can counter a final smash*

*agrees with Freya and Raistlin*

-is wondering what's bad about facebook chat-

-quite likes FB chat-

*thinks FB chat blows and wonders why these two people don't use AIM or MSN*

-shares a computer with mother and sister, therefor, does not have MSN-

*thinks Naomi should download MSN anyway and/or get her own computer*

-is poor/doesn't want MSN anyways-

*opens a beer and pulls up a chair because this is too damn funny*

*does a :colbert:*

-does a :expee:-

*licks Naomi*

-karate chops NCG. In. The. SOUL. :doublecolbert:-

*has no soul*

*punches lom in the balls repeatedly*

-Has balls of steel-

*has fists of adamantium*

-feels so unsure as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor-

*runs away and hides behind Naomi*

*glomps NCG*

*tells TSoL to bugger off*

*glomps Naomi*

-kicks NCG IN. THE. SPLEEN. :colbert:-

*likes it rough*

-believes you should be down on the floor, needing a new spleen-

-becomes a Cid's Knight. Bans NCG-

*hates you all*

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

*hates you all*

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- gives you a HUG~ -

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Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

-believes you should be down on the floor, needing a new spleen-

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*is invulnerable*

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Originally Posted by leader of mortals

-becomes a Cid's Knight. Bans NCG-

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*scoffs*

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Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

*hates you all*

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- gives you a HUG~ -

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-whispers to Naomi that EE once had a Gir sig-

-Naomi now loves EE for life-

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Originally Posted by leader of mortals

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Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

*hates you all*

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- gives you a HUG~ -

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-whispers to Naomi that EE once had a Gir sig-

-Naomi now loves EE for life-

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-doesn't actually love EE for life, but likes him a little more-

*sees what lom is doing*

*plucks out lom's eyes*

*still doesn't like Kool-Aid*

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

*sees what lom is doing*

*plucks out lom's eyes*

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-perish song-

-seppuku-

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Originally Posted by leader of mortals

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

*sees what lom is doing*

*plucks out lom's eyes*

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-perish song-

-seppuku-

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*laughs*

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by leader of mortals

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

*sees what lom is doing*

*plucks out lom's eyes*

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-perish song-

-seppuku-

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*laughs*

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-kills you for laughing at one of my best friend's death-

*is at a loss for the constant banter between lom and naomi o.o*

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Originally Posted by Freya

*is at a loss for the constant banter between lom and naomi o.o*

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-is wondering what Kaycee is thinking o.o-

*hugs ee*

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Originally Posted by Freya

*is at a loss for the constant banter between lom and naomi o.o*

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-should hear us IRL if she thinks this is bad-

*doesn't think she would care much for that*

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Originally Posted by Freya

*doesn't think she would care much for that*

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-kisses Kaycee's hand-

-kisses Naomi's face-

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Originally Posted by leader of mortals

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Originally Posted by Freya

*doesn't think she would care much for that*

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-kisses Kaycee's hand-

-kisses Naomi's face-

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-punch to da SOUL-

-the rejection was really a punch to the heart-

-dramatic eye roll-

-thouroughly hurt look-

*discovers this topic*

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Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by leader of mortals

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

*sees what lom is doing*

*plucks out lom's eyes*

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-perish song-

-seppuku-

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*laughs*

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-kills you for laughing at one of my best friend's death-

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*emphasizes that he is invulnerable :colbert:*

*kisses Naomi for that*

*fires NCG again

*tells razor that he can't fire me, he's not my boss*

*is misunderstood by NCG*

*sets NCG on fire*

-Level 5 death-

-mighty guard-

-limit glove-

:colbert:

*pushes LoM off Naomi in order to steal her*

-wonders how the heck you thought I was on her-

-frog drop-

:doublecolbert:

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Originally Posted by razorrozar7

*is misunderstood by NCG*

*sets NCG on fire*

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*reemphasizes the point that I am invulnerable*

*had understood that LoM had permanently glomped Naomi*

*has anti-invulnerability powaz*

*punted lom into the sun*

*is still invulnerable*

*gives up and shakes NCG's hand*

*shakes razor's hand*

*Dumps a bucket of sardines on their heads*

*starts a sardine fight with NCG and Roddy*

-eats sun-

-learned nova-

-eats sardines-

-taste bad-

-victory fanfare :quina:-

*punches LoM in the gut*

-trance-

-cook-

-taste bad-

-victory fanfare :quina:-

*plays darts with Masamune, the Buster Sword, and Genesis's sword*

*accidentally gets in the way and... D;*

...

...

x_x

*launches Scott Pilgrim and has him revive Fuji*

*is alive and beaming again! ;D*

-mighty guard so this never happens again-

:quina:

*gives Fuji the Masamune and LoM the Buster Sword; keeps Genesis's sword*

-wants the Masamune to give back to Frog-

*gives Naomi Frog's masamune, gives Fuji Sephiroth's masamune, names Genesis's sword Inceptum, hits Naomi with the flat of Inceptum*

-cracks open a really big cliff to get Manus into my party-

-kicks your ass-

*recruits Crono in order to prevent ass-kicking*

*kicks razor's ass for daring to strike Naomi :mad2:*

*ahem* *RECRUITS CRONO TO PREVENT ASS-KICKING*

*goes on a killing spree and slays all with the masamune blade*

*Scott Pilgrim returns and revives all*

*never died*

*Gets Lavos to do a repeat ass-kicking on Crono*

*kicks razor's ass*

*recruits EVERY HERO EVER to prevent ass-kicking*

-kicks everyone's ass except for NCG-

-makes a deal with NCG to creep on Naomi together-

-does what I want, regardless of whether or not you have problem-

:quina:

*smiles*

*Is shocked at LoM's ingratitude toward his sig finder*

*Is entranced by Fuji's smile*

*accepts deal with lom*

*recruits every villain (major and minor) ever to kick razor's ass*

*acquires unkickable ass*

*punches razor in the face*

*damns NCG for finding loopholes*

*becomes immune to physical damage*

*laughs at this madness*

*posts link to Mario Paint Music Thingy whateveritis video which ROCKZ*

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Originally Posted by razorrozar7

*damns NCG for finding loopholes*

*becomes immune to physical damage*

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-PK Thunder-

-you have franklin badge-

-goes all ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu-

*believes LoM just got RickRolled*

-did not-

-just went eartbound on your ass-

*shoves Sara*

*wakes up from a long sleep*
*sits back to watch the madness unfold even more*

*wanders in clueless*

*points to the other direction away from this thread*

*points agents finger back towards this thread*

-begs someone to take her, too-

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Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

-begs someone to take her, too-

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-leaves this one for NCG-

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Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

-begs someone to take her, too-

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*takes Naomi to Hyrule*

*serenades her with the ocarina he picked up*

*thanks lom*

*suddenly appears and kidnaps Naomi*

*laughs maniacally*

*rides off into the sunset while holding a tied-up Naomi*

*throws a bowling ball at Proto's head*

*catches Naomi as she falls*

*smacks Proto with Mjolnir*

*unties her*

*ties her back up :jokey:*

-questions why she doesn't have a say in this-

*wonders why his partner in crime is partnering up with someone else to creep on a defenseless young noob* :colbert:

*marks Eric's hand with a SANE stamp*

*can do nothing but gape at shenanigans that transpired during his absence*

*shoves Sarah*

*wonders whether people realize he is not Sarah, for she seems to get shoved every time he shows up*

*glares at razorrozar7 for getting in her way of shoving Sarah*

*shrugs* *buys shield for Sarah*

*takes shield and laughs at Sara*

*realizes that the source of his confusion was that there are two Sara/Sarah's*

*pokes someone*

*pushes raz at Sarah*

*bounces off Sarah's shield and rockets back at Sara*

*POKE*

*kicks raz for giving Sarah a shield*

*body-slams Sara*

*gets out camera to film catfight*

*jumps at Sarah*

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Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

-questions why she doesn't have a say in this-

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*assures you that you would, if other people would leave you alone*

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

*wonders why his partner in crime is partnering up with someone else to creep on a defenseless young noob* :colbert:

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*tells my partner that it's more of a non-compete agreement*

*points out to NCG that he's missing the Sara/Sarah catfight*

*only cares about Naomi*

*steals Naomi forever*

Naomi must be underage.

Smurf your actions. They're more akin to 3rd person narration anyway :roll2

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Originally Posted by razorrozar7

*steals Naomi forever*

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*kills razor and dumps them in a shallow grave*

*starts using asterisks*

*casts auto-life*

:quina:

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Originally Posted by Alf's Spongy Delights

*only cares about Naomi*

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*laughs at your amusing name xDDDD*

*dies laughing*

*dies*

*Pheonix down*
*Kills again

*comes back as a zombie*

*beats in razor's head with a crowbar*

*comes back as a Stalfos*

*beats razor with the Master Sword*

*comes back as a vampire, Twilight-style (more immortal)*

*throws glitter for drama*

*sneezes, realizes razorrozar has mentioned twilight, and instantly feels quite irritated.*

*glitters for drama*

*waits for Paul to come in and complain about vampires and peanut butter*

*smiles at Kri*

*gets bored waiting for NCG, reverts to human form, and starts throwing pies*

*shoves a pie up razor's ass*

*reminds NCG that this is impossible by punting him to the moon*
*notices that this is starting to turn into an ORPG*

*punches a hole in said moon*

*bombards razor with the now free chunks of rock*

*gets Majora's Mask from within the moon*
*thereby controls all the chunks of rock into pelting NCG for eternity*

*pulverizes chunks into dust*

*throws dust in razor's eyes*

*is wearing glasses*
*has to get off the computer*

*smiles back at sra, gives her tubs of top of the line glitter, slams razorrozar's hands in the display cases at her work so he knows and understands the pain she went through.*

*never mentions Twilight, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Bella Swan, the Volturi, vampires, or werewolves ever again :bigsmile:*

*praises jesus*

*pretends to smack Sarah for missing the joke*
*gets Genesis's sword again and runs around flailing it wildly*

*trips razor*

*refuses to be ripped*

*asks razor whether he means 'tripped'*

*is apparently blind today*
*takes up fighting stance with Genesis's sword*

*wishes for razor to understand that if he mentions TRUE BLOOD vamps that he'll be her bff forever. It's just the twilight vamps that make her >:[*

*noms on cheddar flavored french fried onions*

*hasn't started watching True Blood yet*
*loves Supernatural*

*runs around throwing glitter everywhere*

*gets glitter in her eye* >:O

:bigsmile::chuckle:

*thinks all vampires aside from Blade are fags*

*posts twelve hours later*

-laughs at this silly thread- xD

/me slaps Fufu around a bit with a large trout

I love how Naomi just got creeped out and gave up.

*glares at eternal essence and says, "You just wait, Phil! :radred:"*

:bigsmile:




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*throws salt in people's wounds*

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*feels bad about it and gives people cookies*