I
have
been drinking.
Why don't you love me EoFF? :(
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I
have
been drinking.
Why don't you love me EoFF? :(
You are beautiful no matter what they saaaay
zumba. Zumba with mw you fool. :D
You smell like my art teacher.
phil dude phil ma and tou hav to hanf out.
And this is why OTHERS drink. :|
somethng is mispelled but I can;t fro he life of me figure out wha it is.
gonna get drunk tonight on holiday wines and liquers and ciders
postin' drunk on sat night.......thats where the kool kids is at
What is this gaurdian thirty I cant believe you have broken our apct
ches just donest make sense anymre guys. pontus your going on a cheeto run broheim.
:eep: I thought we discussed this drinking problem, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK UNLESS I AM! :mad2:
Red red wiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnneeeee
What, it is the morning and I have missed my opportunity to talk to a drunk Eric, now I can only talk to a hungover Eric, and that is not the SAME.
You smurfing drunkard. xD
How do you stay awake that late when you drink! I always pass out before midnight because I get too sleepy.
Oh my god why did you let me go last night Julian? I'm smurfing dying dude.
:love:
Eric, next time you're smashed, you are allowed to drunk Facebook me.
DO IT.
This goes for everyone.
I accept your invitation to drunkenly harass you via facebook.
Chat - Eyes on Final Fantasy - Largest Final Fantasy Resource Online
EDIT: I lol'd pretty heartily at the claim that we're the 'largest final fantasy resource online'
We aren't? I know we are. Have you seen how dedicated Site Staff is, Manus?
Yes. YES. LET'S DO THAT! :jess:
You guys, everything in moderation, so, if you drink moderately, constantly, you are set to go.
Hey hey hey! What's going on in this here thread? Am I late for the party? *jazz hands*
Guys...................
................ drunk has happened.
:jess:isn't is onderful!?
WHERE IS YOUR "W"? :jess:
Where is your Lord Droid signature?!?! :doublecolbert:
EEP I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT TIME FOR CAPS LOCKA.
I have that pronelm all the time. caps lock is a ragin asshole
Let's samba,
I can't i',m saving myself for that special someone.
That is niot what I meant man.
say whatttt
your craxy man.
I'll samba with you.
All you boys are terrible. Awful.
It's a goog thing me and julian are men. :smug:
What a goog thing. I hear ya.
I'm hurt that you photoshop eyes on your face still. HURT.
Here's the face painting you requested.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000046.jpg
I call it "More than meets the eye"
Are you... are you giving me the finger behind that helmet?!?!
clearly it looks more like I'm picking my nose.
I still appreciate the photo op.
it wasn't an op
it was the 44th
psh :roll2
Eric, you witty little Star Wars-lovin smurfer mcsmurfsmurf
Clo, you just make me wanta break into song you little byahbyahbyah
Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About two bad mothas you know so well
It started way back in General C
With a thread, Clograb, and me, G13.
Been had a little horsey named Psy Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Shlup's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely alki I be
All by myself with nobody
The sun is beating down on my Boba helmet
The air is gettin' hot, the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl I ran into a... girl (:confused:)
Her name is Clograb I said "Howdy", she said, "Hi"
She told a little story that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that she's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand, and she was on my tip (:lol:)
Her voice was hoarse, her throat was dry, she asked me for a sip
She said "Can I get some?"
I said "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
She pulled out a shotgun
Quick on the draw I thought I'd be dead
She put the gun to my head and this is what she said
"Now my name is Clograb I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand, I make myself clear."
We stepped into the index, she had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
buh-buh buh-buh buh-buh-buh skewi skew
buh-buh buh-buh buh-buh-buh skewi skew
"Now I got the gun, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you (:lol:) away or you can ride with me"
I said "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the banner
The sheriff's after me for what I did to her daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run, the CK's got my gun
And right about now, it's time to have some fun
The King G13, that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the Angels was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
Clograb said, "Yippie Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." but I know she did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's NCG and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy aimed it at the sky
He yelled "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two admins that ran for the door
"I'm NCG and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
Clograb was with it and she's my ace
So I grabbed a chocobo and I punched him in the face
The chocobo's out the music stopped
His boy had beef and he got dropped
NCG grabbed the money, Clograb snatched the gold
I grabbed two Angels and a beer that's cold.
Why wasn't I invited to this drunken outing?
Me and you
we'll have our own special nigh Bunny
but not for a while
cause I'll probably wake up dead tomorrow :(
I don't love you because your posts are cookie cutter unfunny and will necessarily contain some reference to NorthernChaosGod, Clo, or Saint John Chrysostom, all of whom are about as funny as an banana peel (read: not). trekking the galaxy with my balls
i am drunk hello weekly poast
I SHOT SHOTGUNNED 8 BEERS
Oh man, that hurts. I'll change. I'll be better. For you.
:heart:
but yeah i'm less funny than all of them
so changing for me would be a change for the worst
moral dilemma
cox
i'm actually sorry, i feel bad for my first post. no sarcasm. merge the smurf out of them if you want but appy polly loggies for being a doucche
It's whatever, yo. :monster: *Pontus gator*
But I feel bad for his first post too. :[
Want me to merge the smurf out of them?
If you really want to. *Pontus gator* < edit that in please :D
Your guys' seriousness has totally killed my buzz. That you should be sorry for. :colbert:
thar you go
And I have never been so serious about anything in all my life.
Whoa, what was up with Red Pill crashing the party being all rude. He don't know me, man. He don't know me.
Anyway. I don't feel good. :( And not because of a hangover. I somehow developed a cold while drinking last night.
I don't have work tomorrowe and I found half a bottle of kalhua!!
Clo has drunk wallpost in her immediarte future :D!
This is the greatest thread ever.
Ever!
My Facebook conversation with you worries me, Eric. I need to go see a shrink. I'm locking up my laptop next time this happens.
Hey, you started it.
Edit: AND you gave everyone here permission to have a drunk convo with you.
And you continued it.
EDIT: AND, I didn't think we'd end up talking about tying lamps together and you having no eyes.
EDIT II: It's all cool, broheim.
psh Did you think we were going to talk about quantum physics/theory/of solace?
I said it's all cool. :D
:monster:
Man you've turned into a bunch of drunks just like me, EoFF.
I love you guys!