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I would have put it in EoEO, but it contains too many lulz.
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Discuss this image and how you feel about the words within it.
I would have put it in EoEO, but it contains too many lulz.
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I think we had a thread about that before!
Honestly, I think both people in the comic sound retarded and frankly, quite mean.
I thought pictures were supposed to convey a thousand words without actually having a thousand words in them
Yeah, cutting social commentary that really makes me go "hmm" and all that, but couldn't she have just punched him in the dick instead of reciting her life smurfing story?
The girl has a point, but I wouldn't go as far to describe every shy, introverted pale skinned teenager as a "selfish, cowardly prick." I'm sure girls don't really want to be treated like dirt by arseholes, but I suppose she's quite right in saying they don't want to be worshipped and put on a pedastal like some sort of unfallable goddess either. That's just creepy.
I think it's funny. xD Except when she calls him a cowardly prick, that made me sadface.
I think I cba to read that much.
Wait. I'm experiencing deja vu.
We have discussed this before.
I think it's :bou::bou::bou::bou:.
Girls be bitches.
Pretty much sums it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
There's some parts in there that are very true, and there are some parts that are really over-exaggerated.
Hmm, I completely agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I haven't been an active poster for quite some time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
My bad.
Hmmmm.... There are truths to the comic..However if the girl knew the dude was on the shy side , she could have made the move on him... This isn't the 1800's :P
No, it's cool. I do think the comic is :bou::bou::bou::bou: though. I can't remember why. I'm at work so I don't feel like re-reading it and recalling why.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf LeonhartI haven't been an active poster for quite some time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
My bad.
This strip makes a very valid point, but it does go too far. Yeah, the male character is in the wrong to be a boring sack of :bou::bou::bou::bou: and then dare to get pissy when the girl didn't just magically fall into his lap. How dare she not show interest in him, for clearly he was just friends with her this entire time because he wanted something more than friendship! Jeez.
But the whole "yeah I totally just love douchebags" thing is way over the line and pisses me off almost as much as the indignant nice guy thing.
That's why it's :bou::bou::bou::bou:, Clo, 'cause the girl confirms that she is only interested in Neanderthals, which is ridiculous.
Yeah, we did. Except that one was in EoEO.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Shlup, I know lots of girls like this. They love the frat-tastic douche-bags. I'm one of these girls.
Like others have pointed out, this comic has been posted before and it was the general (and correct) consensus that they are both morons.
The guy is whiny idiot and the girl is a stereotypical, trashy bitch. There's really not much more to say.
Raistlin, just because you're often in that guy's shoes, is no reason to refer to her as aThat's not nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
But Shlup is a self-labeled bitch who looks and smells like she got dressed in a dump. What else should I call her?
So you admit it, you are in love with Shlup?
And therein lies one of the main differences between a "girl" and a "woman."Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
I am not a bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
And I smell amazing.
And these pants were only $3! You can't beat that with a stick!
I don't know what you're implying there, but if it's simply that you're old, and I'm young... then that's okay with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I don't know about smell, and $3 pants tell me you're either amazingly efficient with money, or poor...Quote:
I am not a bitch.
And I smell amazing.
And these pants were only $3! You can't beat that with a stick!
and I don't know if you're a bitch or not, I've never spoke with BJ. :\
I gave up as soon as I saw the giant wall of text.
to be honest, so did I.
I don't think it's so much saying that girls are interested in douches by default, so much as it's saying pissy guys don't give them a lot of choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Iceglow's sister is MEAN!
Seriously that was dull reading and extremely one sided. I'd probably fit into the 'dickhead' category (sports,fighting here & there, alcohol, drugs, alcohol, lots of women etc) when I was younger but even I see that this long-winded bollox was the cartoon equivalent of writing the pros and cons of anything in two bits of paper, taking the pros & shoving them right up your arse & then presenting the cons as evidence. They're all hard to debunk & make sense but you don't see the whole picture.
Cuch, stop trying to be rational and just generalize with the rest of us.
The dude is a pussy and the girl is a bitch, end of story.
Kinda weird that she chose the second after he grew one ball to beat him down with that wall of text. Guess he'll never be confessing his love to anyone again.
Look mate I did say don't hit on my sister she's a bitch but what did you go and do? Seriously listen to me in future! Otherwise I might have to flirt with your sister in revenge :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
As for the cartoon. It's full of sweeping generalizations and stereotypes but frankly theres some valid points in there, women do like to be challenged over things, not every little thing but well they like to know that whilst a fella will sit back and tolerate the crap they come up with for a while that they actually have a back bone and will stand up for themselves and their opinions and beliefs when it comes to it. Any guy who will sit there and agree with or do something that completely betrays his beliefs or opinions on a subject for a girls opinion/belief either doing it for the easy life or doing it because he wants in her pants won't keep the girl for long if he even manages to get the girl. However standing your ground and letting them know that whilst you respect them you don't agree with them at all will often end up scoring you far more points. Plus make up sex is great ;)
The male character depicted above is an extremely accurate depiction of a lot of "geeky" guys who believe being nothing but nice will get them somewhere in life and as the phrase says "nice guys finish last" you need to be a little bit of an asshole to get by in life and thats just in general. Some might say they wish it wasn't so but well thats human nature and so deal with it.
The female character depicted above is a bitch, theres no two ways around it, women like that exist and they generally do end up with the guys but then thats life. The difference is the girls of this type aren't often very well respected by the rest of the world, the term slut comes to mind.
Man I just told Jess she was a dumb slut and she belongs to me, then I punched her in the face, and she has never been more in love with me. Being a prick totally works guys, try it on women immediately.
Quote for smurfing truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
That's why I tell girls they're fat, they love me when I point out their flaws.
I wonder if I'm one of those nice guys. I know I'm always there for girls, and I don't ever say anything mean, really, but then I don't expect a girl to like me if I don't go after her. Instead, I get angry at myself that I didn't ask her out, or I do tell a girl that I like her when I do, if I'm comfortable to, anyway. I think it is extremely dickish to expect a girl from being nice. To be nice to a girl then ask her out and hope for the best is fine, but to expect a girl to see you as her savior is a horrible thing to do.
The only thing missing is the guy saying back: "Fine, that's your choice, but if you know what you're doing, could you stop bitching about it to me?"
I treat a bitch like 7up
I never have, I never will
But then someone in the comic would actually be sane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
A'yo, TTR will break things down for you guys nice and sound.
First of all, if a nice guy so happens to finish last, it will never be for one reason. There will always be a combination of things which contribute to epic fail. I would go as far to say that some or most women would love to have nice guys. But, quite honestly, anybody can be nice. That's the primary reason just being nice won't cut it. Take a chance and go all or nothing before it's too late. Bitches--I mean, women love that!
Secondly, everyone loves a bitch. Why? Because their sooo easy to read and manipulate it's just too good to pass. Why do you think the girl in the comic had a few boyfriends prior to the one who was lonely and alone on a bench in a park? Why do you think guys are so easily attracted to them? It's not only because their pretty. Hell, I can find a pretty nerdy girl just as easy as I can find a pretty bitch. It's just that bitches are easier to catch than a nerdy sexy woman.
Third, If you think arguing and disagreeing all the time is "exciting" and "thrilling" you should up your game and stop being a pussy! Stop the arguing and start fist fighting! That's where it'll end if things get out of hand anyway right? Oh that's right, you have to think about police, and medical bills, and bail money, and restraining orders, and baby momma drama. Why would any person in their logically sound minds would even put themselves in this type of situation? They wouldn't. I tell you what I like. I like a challenge as well. I want a woman to not argue, but debate with me and go back and forward with all due respect, intelligence and cleverness...Just thinking about it is making my mouth watery and turning me on.
Last, but not least, if your having bad luck with relationships and have a guy friend that's so conveniently there to comfort you and listen to you, he is not the idiot. Not yet at least. You're the idiot to even think a guy is willing to give time and effort out of his life to you without strings attached. You have him eating out the palm of your hand and you don't even know it. A smart woman would realize that this guy is willing to give himself to me and me only and help him grow and become the man he wish to truly become. The gold digger would realize the same, but will milk him for everything he has in the process because he is under her spell, and the bitch would simple chew him up and spit him out not realizing she just lost one of the best friends she ever had in her life. Because trust me, a man like this would rather have you as a friend then not have you at all.
If you want the lyrical more upbeat version of why we oh so love and hate bitches, please listen to this song...:cool:
Sometimes I truly believe Typhoon is actually the GZA in disguise.
Not just ridiculous, but sick. That’s close to bestiality.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
since this is eoff gc can we post the nsfw ending to that?
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
This thread is now the #1 result on Google for "selfish cowardly prick". Good job, team!
How do you find these things!
Okay you post it then.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodYes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
The way I see it, the "nice guy" that is nice to girls and then bitches and moans that the girl never likes him isn't a nice guy at all. He's a douche that is trying to be manipulative and failing. A real nice guy wouldn't complain about his :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty luck with women, because he'd just care about being nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortals
Stereotypes
saiz teh azn
What? It's all stereotypes - you can't just say 'lol that's the nice guy cuz he does this that and that'. People get rejected all the time and the reasons for it are varied - it's not always because of a lack of 'confidence' (whatever that is) or some sort of claim that timing was off. Sometimes your chances with a girl are nil and the issue arises that you just simply don't think so / refuse to see it. Or a host of other possibilities.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I tend to think that the scenario as outlined by the jpg rarely happens exactly due to the reasons specified.
Also I really wish I had saved the girl version of that. FFUUU
Instead I guess I can just continue to make fun of the girl who hits on me at work
Holy balls, you made a serious post? *dies*
I've totally been that guy before.....and i know that girl! I went through this whole thing before (except for the enormous wall of text after the guy's confession). It's one of those "look back and laugh" deals.
It makes me laughs.
Weirder things have happened :pQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Yeah I remember seeing this. They're both lame. I would gladly sleep hold them.
It's a valid point but the person making it is awfully stupid and has the right idea but the wrong reasoning behind it.
tl;dr - Did she blowjabs him, or what?
I kinda am that guy, though if the girl I cared about said that to me in those exact words, I'd probably get the hell over her real fast. I let all my friends know I'm always here for them, but I don't think of myself as the typical doormat "nice" guy towards any of them.
Epic Ending To "The Nice Guy"
And people wonder why chivalry is dead...:roll2
and here I was thinking Tupac spent his youth being a total gangsta who spent all his time pimpin' hoes and busting caps in nigga asses.
Lol, assuming is so fun when you're willfully ignorant. No offense kotora son. Humans do it all the time. Hell, we do it so much, we don't even notice it a lot of the time...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by kotora
yeah maybe I shouldn't have assumed he was being honest in his songs. now that I'm reading the wikipedia article on him his life doesn't seem to be that much of a "thugz life". I feel like I can never trust another gangsta rapper again:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaLol, assuming is so fun when you're willfully ignorant. No offense kotora son. Humans do it all the time. Hell, we do it so much, we don't even notice it a lot of the time...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by kotora
Congratulations! Welcome to reality son! ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by kotorayeah maybe I shouldn't have assumed he was being honest in his songs. now that I'm reading the wikipedia article on him his life doesn't seem to be that much of a "thugz life". I feel like I can never trust another gangsta rapper again:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaLol, assuming is so fun when you're willfully ignorant. No offense kotora son. Humans do it all the time. Hell, we do it so much, we don't even notice it a lot of the time...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by kotora
You forgot the version where the guy makes a comeback.
This is why honesty is the best course of action always! :D If that guy were honest about how he felt before he could have been with her and realized that she was a judgmental, needy flake and he could leave her after a few months. In the end he'd find himself acquiring the achievement skill "Self Realization!" with the avatar shirt that say, "I have self worth!"
I agree that you gotta live life instead of just making commentary like you were the reincarnation of Statler and Waldrop over the internet all the time buuuuut then again, I find that to be a sexy attribute to a man. :3 I guess it all comes down to a good balance.
Lev and Psy will be fighting over you in no time...XD...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Fuzakeru
Omg you killed Julian... you bastard!!:mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
And the women of EoFF rejoiced. For peace had befallen the land.Quote:
Originally Posted by RodarianOmg you killed Julian... you bastard!!:mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
But little did they know... that Julian is no mere mortal :shifty:
Now I r zombie.
can I have your stuff now?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
*eats PG's brain*Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeecan I have your stuff now?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Hah jokes on you I don't have one!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod*eats PG's brain*Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeecan I have your stuff now?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Peegee's right North. After years of passively interacting with me, he's pretty much a walking corpse as well. A'yo, snatch n run y'all!!!!!
*grabs peegee's and North's stuff and run*
xD it's funny cuz yer a deli clerkQuote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
what?