THE TIME HAS COME

THERE'S A TIME IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE, A TRANSITION FROM ONE LIFE TO THE OTHER, AND CERTAIN THINGS ARE LEFT BEHIND. UNFORTUNATELY WHAT I NOW MUST LEAVE BEHIND IS EYES ON FINAL FANTASY. IT IS NOT AN EASY CHOICE, BUT THEN AGAIN NO CHOICE IS. MAYBE IF I FINALLY LEAVE EOFF I WON'T BE SINGLE ANYMORE. YOU GUYS ARE SUCH COCKBLOCKERS, I NEED TO GET YOU OFF MY BACK. APPARENTLY MODERATOR AT A FINAL FANTASY FORUM IS NOT THE PROFESSION GIRLS CONSIDER TO BE THE MOST DATEABLE PROFESSION. ONE COULD ARGUE THAT THEY AREN'T AWARE THE INNER PASSION OF OUR KIND, BUT THEN AGAIN, HOW WILL THEY KNOW WHEN I NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO SHOW THEM? THAT IS WHY I MUST TAKE THESE BROKEN WINGS, AND LEARN TO FLY AGAIN, LEARN TO LIVE SO FREE. MAYBE I CAN FINALLY KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, GET SOMEONE TO SHOW ME ETC.

NOW I JUST NEED TO DELETE MY AVATAR.

Just drop the Cid's Knight title and become an asshole on the internet. Girls love that :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

Just make sure you don't call her Dagger when you touch her butt.

But you're not even registered at Fool's Gold!

GTFO, Levia!

GET THE smurf OUT.

I know everything is different and now it sucks I'm leaving too!!!

I thought you had tons of e-hoes around here Lev.

Don't forget to delete your custom title and sig, too. Nothing says "I am above this place" like a bare postbit.

MAYBE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO END THIS WAY. IS THERE A FEMALE HERE WILLING TO DATE ME? THIS WHOLE THING CAN BE AVOIDED IF THERE IS. IF YOU LIKE BEARDS, EYEBROWS OUT OF CONTROL, SHEEPISH GRINS AND OTHERWISE LARGE AMOUNTS OF BODY HAIR THIS MIGHT BE THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. PLEASE CONSIDER TO BE MY PLAYER 2. I CAN'T OFFER YOU MUCH, BUT I KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE IN PUBLIC.

I can be a girl if you want me to.

I AM A REASONABLE MAN, I WILL ACCEPT MEDIOCRE SOLUTIONS.

Oh, Levian, why does it have to be a girl? :p

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

I thought you had tons of e-hoes around here Lev.

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EVERYONE WHO VOTES FOR SEXIEST MALE ARE MALES THEMSELVES. AND ALL THE FEMALE VOTES ARE FOR THEIR BOYFRIENDS BECAUSE GOD FORBID ANY GIRL ON EOFF SHOULD BE SINGLE FOR MORE THAN A WEEK AFTER THEY REGISTER.

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

Oh, Levian, why does it have to be a girl? :p

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I AM A REASONABLE MAN UND SO WEITER

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS :bou::bou::bou::bou: RIGHT HERE.

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A GIRLFRIEND!

sadface

Let's make Levian a Big Love husband. We can all be his wife.

You can't get an internet girlfriend until you make 50% of the post ratio in the picture thread. Sorry, pal.

http://i33.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/rvdjyp.jpg

IT'S TOO LATE TO FIGHT. IT ENDS TONIGHT. You can't get an internet girlfriend unless you're at least one of the following:

1. A weebo
2. An asshole
3. A cat lover

Hey Levian how’s it going buddy

Perhaps if you stop shouting women might find you more approachable. :shobon:

I know right? What's with the shouting? Calm it down, man.

A big voice is compensation for a small...

A SMALL FONT IS ONLY A PLOY TO COVER UP A BIG PENIS. WE KNOW IT'S THERE, RYE. WHIP IT OUT. DOES IT CHANGE COLOUR WHEN YOU TOUCH IT?

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A big voice is compensation for a small...

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Toe.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

I thought you had tons of e-hoes around here Lev.

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GOD FORBID ANY GIRL ON EOFF SHOULD BE SINGLE FOR MORE THAN A WEEK AFTER THEY REGISTER.

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...I...

:(

Foa and Lev. Match it up.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Foa and Lev. Match it up.

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I second this motion.

I third it. EMPHATICALLY.

But foa and Bruce Willis are the OTP.

Lev it's simple to find a girl man. You just have to do one things really. (SPOILER)(SPOILER)Say "Bitches Ain't :bou::bou::bou::bou:" five times a day at randoms intervals (Preferably in public) and your set. :roll2

Pretend to be a self-loathing, brooding vampire.

Lev, you're a block head.....


Just steal smitten from BoB.... :bigsmile:

Oh, Lev. :aimkiss: Livet är en utmaning! Men saker och ting händer när vi minst anar det!

Oroa dig inte! ;)

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Originally Posted by Fujiko

Oh, Lev. :aimkiss: Livet är en utmaning! Men saker och ting händer när vi minst anar det!

Oroa dig inte! ;)

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I found a translator online, this is what it translated that gibberish to. "Life är a dare! But cases and thing händer när wes least anarchy the! Trouble yourself nots!"

You're not really swedish at all, are you!? And you were going to introduce me to the director of 'Let the Right One In' T_T

EDIT: Ok, I found a better translator. Disregard.

Vote Sharpton, 2012.

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

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Originally Posted by Fujiko

Oh, Lev. :aimkiss: Livet är en utmaning! Men saker och ting händer när vi minst anar det!

Oroa dig inte! ;)

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I found a translator online, this is what it translated that gibberish to. "Life är a dare! But cases and thing händer när wes least anarchy the! Trouble yourself nots!"

You're not really swedish at all, are you!? And you were going to introduce me to the director of 'Let the Right One In' T_T

EDIT: Ok, I found a better translator. Disregard.

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Either way, all of your translators suck. :p skottie's had the same problems yours have. And I love it. x)

:trout:

Allright it's settled then. Unless foa manages to land Bruce Willis in the next year, we'll get married.

So you're not actually leaving? :mad:
Anticlimax!

Btw, my suggestion: Get some scars! Chicks dig that. That's how Squall gets away with being such a whiny smurf! :D

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Allright it's settled then. Unless foa manages to land Bruce Willis in the next year, we'll get married.

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Cool! You're inviting us all, right?

Right?!

Right!!?

only if you convince Lightening to come back. :p

I had better invited. I'm the matchmaker.

I feel like a warbride won by barbarians, except Levian isn't a barbarian. He's adorable.

Adorable barbarians.

Oh hai guys! :D Is this a dating site now? ASL!

Visit Australia Levian. I will set you up with so many women.

hay lev if you date me you might get to touch my wenis. exciting, no? :jokey:

FOA I better be designing your wedding dress.....

>>> When i get a girlfriend I will leave this place forever too..:luca:

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Originally Posted by black orb

>>> When i get a girlfriend I will leave this place forever too..:luca:

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May that time NEVER come....:D

>>> Dont worry, I´d probably need to reincarnate 10 times before i get one..:luca:

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hay lev if you date me you might get to touch my wenis. exciting, no? :jokey:

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Can I date you?!

Levian let's become friends again.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Don't forget to delete your custom title and sig, too. Nothing says "I am above this place" like a bare postbit.

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eff yeah! bare profile, too!

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Oh hai guys! :D Is this a dating site now? ASL!

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did somebody say asl?

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Originally Posted by Peegee

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Originally Posted by Fuzakeru

Oh hai guys! :D Is this a dating site now? ASL!

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did somebody say asl?

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Depends on if you're offering up information. ;)

I hear that chick Linda over at Fools Gold is pretty hawt!

I tot being a mod on EoFF allows u to bonk countless girls and boys giving them the hope that one day they can be popular, powerful and impt like you. :gator: