This or That

I start with two things you chose between them and then you suggest the next two things

ok here goes

Manchester or Liverpool?

BUT YOU'RE BANNED HOW CAN WE HAVE A SUCCESSFUL RETORT IF YOU'RE BANNED I WILL JUST KEEP SAYING TWO THINGS OVER AND OVER AND I WILL NEVER GET A REPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE BANNED

Man City. We're talking football, right? Yeah. Man City. smurf Man U *waits for missiles*

Oh right I pick the next thing.

Antelopes or Sumo Wrestlers?

Antelopes!

iPhone or iPad

*insert iPad joke here*


I pick erm iPod because it makes more sense to me.

Sparkle or Shimmer!

I want a soft dress that shimmers so i can get some sexy man love with Don Corneo

0 or 1?

0. School House Rock told me it is the best smurfing number in history.

Knowing when you'll die, or living forever?

Knowing when you'll die. I, of course, already know when I'm going to die, having visited Tralfamadore, but.

Lazy afternoons or party nights?

Lazy afternoons. No one invites me to parties anyways. :jess:

Coffee or tea?

I'm a tea-oholic.....


Tampon or Wingtip pads

I rocked up at the wrong question...

I rocked up at the right question... ;D

There's really no contest

Chicken or Fish?

Who could turn down the fishiness that is.....well, fish?

Dating or marriage?

Dating. Marriage is for the ignorant.

Being allergic to nuts or being allergic to bees?

Bees. There's traces of nuts in everything. Don't see too many "warning contains traces of bees" signs!

Chess or Checkers?

Chess

beer or liquor?

neither, I'm alchohol intolerant (i'll go with beer)
monkey or lemur?

Lemur. They're less likely to become as smart as me (inb4 they're already smarter).

Scrabble or Upwords

Scrabble, don't degrade the letters below! (Also, Upwords is now know as Scrabble Upwords)

Wet or dry?

You're a bad person. :p Wet.

Screw that. Upwords is Upwords. I refuse to conform.

I don't see an OR in that statement, but I'll go with Deviate, as conforming can often lead to a lack of consideration. :P

Left or Right?
(In whatever context you see fit)

I was being nonconformist by not sticking to the rules of the thread. See. I'm doing it again. I am above your rules, earthlings.

Right

Your mother on top of me or me on top of your mother?

Definately your mother on top of me, that's just the way I like it.

Down and dirty or High and Dry

high and dry, I dont like mud (misinterpretation on purpose)

fat or stupid

Fat because stupidity causes babies



paper or plastic?

Paper. It burns better.

Braveheart or The Patriot

Havent seen either, I'll go with Braveheart

kankles or super bingo wings