Racoon-eyed Busty Women on Porno Magazines

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12-20-2010, 01:27 AM
Shlup

Racoon-eyed Busty Women on Porno Magazines

So I was lingerie shopping in the adult funtimes store last night and I was walking past where all the magazines are and there was a big rack thing with all the pornographic magazines on it, and I noticed...nine out of every ten of them had pictures of an almost naked busty chick on them. Some of them almost looked pornographic even.

I don't understand...is this a ploy to market toward men? Does it work? Why are there random big-haired busty women on the front of dirty magazines?

Seriously, this is my biggest question in life right now. Tell me.
12-20-2010, 01:30 AM
NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Why are there random big-haired busty women on the front of dirty magazines?

Daddy didn't pay enough attention to them as children.
12-20-2010, 03:50 AM
Vyk

Dirty old men don't want to see flat-chested thin-haired wrinkley women. Though huge knockers and big hair isn't really my thing. But really? Big hair? Isn't that like ... 80's fashion?
12-20-2010, 03:58 AM
DMKA

That sounds horrifying Mandee. :/
12-20-2010, 04:10 AM
Rase

Something to grab and something to look at?

Those roles can be filled by either feature.
12-20-2010, 04:31 AM
rubah

Man, I dunno! I sure wouldn't buy a magazine with a naked busty woman on there!
12-20-2010, 07:57 AM
Necronopticous

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Why are there random big-haired busty women on the front of dirty magazines?

Because prepubescent pornography is illegal.
12-20-2010, 08:12 AM
Rantz

iPod

I heard they have breasts on the iPod now.
12-20-2010, 08:45 AM
あるはずのないピカチュウ

Sorry but all my porn in is video form so I wouldn't know!
12-20-2010, 01:11 PM
Loony BoB

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

So I was lingerie shopping in the adult funtimes store last night and I was walking past where all the magazines are and there was a big rack thing with all the pornographic magazines on it, and I noticed...nine out of every ten of them had pictures of an almost naked busty chick on them. Some of them almost looked pornographic even.

I don't understand...is this a ploy to market toward men? Does it work? Why are there random big-haired busty women on the front of dirty magazines?

Seriously, this is my biggest question in life right now. Tell me.

Because that's what most of their target audience prefer. Were most of them blonde? Blonde hair and a big bust are both signs of fertility, and therefore are considered to be attractive to cavemen. And most guys these days haven't advanced beyond cavemen when it comes to sexual nature. :) In Roman times, non-blonde whores would wear blonde wigs for this reason as it would lead to an increase of 'sales'.
12-20-2010, 01:19 PM
kotora

it's because men are perverted pigs

I'm totally not like that though, hot blonde women with big boobs are disgusting to me !
12-20-2010, 04:31 PM
Psychotic

the traditional pornstar kind of woman is pretty damn gross and doesn't do it for me in the slightest.
12-20-2010, 05:00 PM
Shorty

Who doesn't like extensions, collagen injections and plastic breasts? Give the porn stars a chance.
12-20-2010, 05:11 PM
Loony BoB

Oh, yeah, you guys live in America. I agree that collagen and plastic surgery are a bit on the 'yerk' side of pornography. I thought you were talking about girls who are naturally busty and don't need whatever facial surgery they do these days because they're still only about 18-21 and probably naive... which pretty much sums up most page 3 girls in the UK.

As for proper porn rather than page 3 porn (ie softcore images), everyone should know by now that the only way you see real girls these days is via amateurs.

I don't care about hair extensions. So long as I'm not running my fingers through their hair, it's not making much of a difference, is it?
12-20-2010, 05:38 PM
Shiny

So Dolly Parton basically?
12-20-2010, 08:27 PM
Vyk

Do they have those long-ass fingernails that make no sense??
12-20-2010, 10:21 PM
Shlup

For those answering me seriously, please read.

Porn stars are hot. Everybody loves plastic.
12-21-2010, 12:47 PM
Loony BoB

Oh. Yeah, the words 'busty women' tend to catch my attention far faster than 'muscular men'. =x
12-21-2010, 01:45 PM
Madonna

So what did you get at the funtimes store? Or was that visit ficticious as well?

Ladies with their own brand of self are the most attractive. I myself do not even know what I mean.
12-21-2010, 02:18 PM
kotora

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Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

So what did you get at the funtimes store? Or was that visit ficticious as well?

Ladies with their own brand of self are the most attractive. I myself do not even know what I mean.

kinda like how pop stars have their own clothing and perfume lines?
12-21-2010, 09:14 PM
Shlup

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Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

So what did you get at the funtimes store? Or was that visit ficticious as well?

A lady never tells.

(SPOILER)rubber fist
12-21-2010, 10:06 PM
Meat Puppet

Raccoons are pretty cool, but I am more a kinkajou man, myself.
12-22-2010, 03:42 AM
DMKA

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

(SPOILER)rubber fist

:onoes:
12-22-2010, 09:54 PM
Yar

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

the traditional pornstar kind of woman is pretty damn gross and doesn't do it for me in the slightest.

Did you just come out? I think you did.
12-22-2010, 10:22 PM
Shoden

If it works it works and it does! People will buy the magazine for totally legitimate, clean and appropriate reason. <_< ... >_>
12-23-2010, 01:49 AM
Vyk

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Originally Posted by Lusty Justy

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

the traditional pornstar kind of woman is pretty damn gross and doesn't do it for me in the slightest.

Did you just come out? I think you did.

I'm actually with him. Cute or pretty girls (natural ones?), are generally a lot more attractive to me than someone trying too hard to exude sexiness. Especially after they fake out their body
12-24-2010, 05:21 AM
Yar

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Originally Posted by Vyk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lusty Justy

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

the traditional pornstar kind of woman is pretty damn gross and doesn't do it for me in the slightest.

Did you just come out? I think you did.

I'm actually with him. Cute or pretty girls (natural ones?), are generally a lot more attractive to me than someone trying too hard to exude sexiness. Especially after they fake out their body

You had to take me srs :stare: I just like pointing out Paul's gaiety-ness.
12-24-2010, 06:33 AM
Vyk

Nah I just replied seriously. I knew you were joking and how it sounded. I still agreed with him. Even if he was joking too
12-24-2010, 01:02 PM
Old Manus

I like racoons
12-24-2010, 08:29 PM
Namelessfengir

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Raccoons are pretty cool, but I am more a kinkajou man, myself.

tanuki are superior!!!

as for the porn mags being 80s style thats cause the poor internet-less souls that still buy mags like these more than likely started there sexual "careers" with a busty-big-haired raccoon

its their "default setting" for their sexuality like your first big crush you compare all others to it

my example: faith hot brunette so now im partial to dark hair above most others