Hiyo EoFF.
I am drnk.
Shorty is here.
WHere are you?
Topic: Get yo' bitch asses over to spkane!
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Hiyo EoFF.
I am drnk.
Shorty is here.
WHere are you?
Topic: Get yo' bitch asses over to spkane!
get all your bitch asses to spokne. we are driiinking~ be JEALOUS.
I have a very clear mental image of the two of you sitting on two side by side laptops, chatting on aim, and drinking lite beer.
dude, that is exactly what is hapening right now at this very minute.
Phil what the smurf man are you at the window??
should i be scared? :erm:
Join us Jeff!
Join us on the fun side.
You know, I would love to, but there's that "being across the country thing" going on here so it's a no-go! :(
They have ranch flavoured PRETZELS oh man I am so jealous.
boooooooooo no excuses
RANCH
FLAOVORED
PRETZELS!
Sarah listen to me this is very very important:
Did you touch his beard? If so, tell me what it feels like. TELL ME EVERYTHING. I need to live vicariously through you.
So THAT'S what you won from the beard contest, a shorty visit.
So they freaking woke me up at 4 in the morning x.x I don't even remember what I said on the phone.
I'm jealous. ;__; I want Sarah time, uugugguuhhh <3
Spokane isn't a real place, it was just invented by Canadians
Paul, I did not touch his beard, but you can bet there will be touching tonight.
Poor Kaycee, we thought it would be a good idea to call her at 4am :(
Also, the rumors are true. He's officially the biggest nwrd I know.
DRUNKS.
I was also drunk last night. And I ate too many jalapenos. Good times.
You're just jealous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I woke up with 4 IMs and two text messages from you guys.
And they all had naughty words. :(
They are dirty, dirty people. Obviously not good, god-fearing Puritans.
Wtf. Shorty's in Spokane?! D:
We gossiped about you all. It was glorious. I never knew that MILF had a- no, no, I shouldn't.
You're drunking again? I'll be more prepared this time if you drunk call me and not half asleep.
Why was I not invited? :(
What was said about me? If anything? :shifty:
Nothing bad, silly. Julian, this thread was the invitation.
Oh, and I forgot to mention I made him a chocolate mousse pie that is to die for.
you guys drunk banging yet?
drunk banging is not in the cards, dirtbag.
drunk fooling around?
don't be a prude shorty, put out like a good girl
Shorty's next post will be from an internet cafe after Eric shows her the door.
Shut up, both of you :(
We can't hang out tonight, anyway, and I'm leaving tomorrow.
come on shorty
little thank you-good bye handy?
so rude
I'm just pissed you both didn't drunk bomb me :colbert:
As much as I am turned on by sexual harassment and public humiliation, let's keep it on the appropriate side of things, guys!
Next time, my friend. We'll invite all the cool people to an msn chat orgy and dance the night away on camera. It'll be the party of the ages and all the other FF boards will talk of how they wished they were invited and we'll scoff at them as we slam their locker doors shut and strut down the hallway in slow motion with our ladies on our arms and our collars popped.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essence
Wtf did I not get drunk dialed or at least drunk texted?
And wtf was Shorty in Spokane?!
My family lives up here and I'm visiting for the holidays.
WE CAN'T DRUNK DIAL AND DRUNK TEXT EVERY MEMBER that's why we made a thread
This is totally irrelevant. All of you be silent.
Sarah.
Sarah.
Did you touch the beard?
Reveal to me his secrets.
DRINKS.
Eric and Sarah, I order you to drink with me! :argh:
Because I'm jealous. :(
I should have been first on the list. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I will drink with you and I will not make it a goal to get inside your pants at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I don't believe you.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyI will drink with you and I will not make it a goal to get inside your pants at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
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Originally Posted by Clo
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Originally Posted by BunnyI will drink with you and I will not make it a goal to get inside your pants at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonQuote:
Originally Posted by Clo
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Originally Posted by BunnyI will drink with you and I will not make it a goal to get inside your pants at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Oh no. What will I do? Someone has a low opinion of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI don't believe you.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyI will drink with you and I will not make it a goal to get inside your pants at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL AND MEAN AND DANGEROUS
You should probably kill yourself then. Just saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyOh no. What will I do? Someone has a low opinion of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI don't believe you.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyI will drink with you and I will not make it a goal to get inside your pants at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL AND MEAN AND DANGEROUS
I love myself too much to do that.
You, however. I could do without you.