What would you do? I would hurt a few people. And not just shoot or stab or punch. I mean hurt. If I could get away with it. But I won't tell you who.
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What would you do? I would hurt a few people. And not just shoot or stab or punch. I mean hurt. If I could get away with it. But I won't tell you who.
I'd neg rep the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of a lot of you.
Not pay my college tuition and still be able to go to school without getting kicked out. I'm sure a few people are able to accomplish this by sleeping with the Dean.
There is at least one person who I would take everything from because she doesn't deserve any of it. Including friends.
Wear Underoos all the time.
Steal enough money until I amass enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my natural life.
I would grope the ass every every hot girl I saw.
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Originally Posted by NeoCracker
I'd never pay for anything. Bills, clothes, food, etc.
Then I'd have loads of things. :)
I have a thing with friends called "One Grenade/Bullet". It assumes I get one sin-free use of either of those from God for annoying people.
I've used them both a lot.
you mean kill them? Cause that's what I'd totally do if I didn't have to worry about the law. And steal a lot of moneys.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Well, yay for law then...
Apparently I'm like the only non-felon in waiting here.
Way to think big, Julian. :up:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I would steal a :bou::bou::bou::bou: ton of money.
You're all awful, awful people.
Hey, woah, I wasn't being sarcastic.
I'm not telling you what my plans are. Then you'll steal them.
Okay, two non-felons then, Time.
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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Sometimes the crimes are worth the consequences...
nothing is worth getting pounded in the ass every day by your big black cellmate.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Cue Laddy
I would eat sandwiches with peanut butter and cheese and NOBODY WOULD LAUGH AT ME.
"Acquire" money from corrupted politicians.
Is it me?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
You don't know what I would do. It would probably be irreversible damage to the species / life / universe.
If it's within my personal ability (ie no fantasies) it would just be sadistic stuff. yawn I could just call up huxley and get it done if I really wanted.
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I would punch every single member of this forum who has the Assassin logo in their sig right in the throat. So far I haven't seen anyone sporting it who I'd feel guilty about. Maybe that Cactuar guy actually. There's something just so wholesome about him.
Also, sodomy. Lots and lots of sodomy. Just go on a sodomising spree. Men, women, horses, vacuum cleaners, nobody would be safe. All hail the King of Sodom.
Really psi? REALLY. I am disappoint. Make up something more devious.
I'd rep MILF and Raistlin a bunch of times then jerk off into a tuna salad.
extra brotein for your curls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
curls for the lats.
I'm pretty sure this is the /thread right here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_Lulu
Good call Lulu.
I thought about the typical "rob money, kill/hurt people" but thats just...so....cliche.
But just... Not having to pay for anything at all would be pretty boss.
If I could get away with it I'd punch every single skanger/chav in the face that I see on a daily basis!
Leave it to lulu to pwn us all. And all I wanted to do was have rough sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by ProxyI'm pretty sure this is the /thread right here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_Lulu
Good call Lulu.
I thought about the typical "rob money, kill/hurt people" but thats just...so....cliche.
But just... Not having to pay for anything at all would be pretty boss.
i always get away with it
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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Okay, I want to clarify, the people I would hurt would really deserve it. Which makes me a better person than you buttheads!
The same thing we do every night, Misfire: we try to take over the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Well, let's not rule anything out here...Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
That is the grossest thing I've heard today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
I would be a smurfing cat burglar. Dinner Party Thieves style. Total, full out jewel thief.
I would do...things that aren't nice at all, to people who deserve it.
this thread is filled with psychopaths so i guess i would round up everyone in this thread and gas them for the benefit of society
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Originally Posted by Parker
aiee it's a trap!
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Originally Posted by Peegeereported.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
I'd stick a camera in Julian's shower and then sell access to it over the Internet. :shifty:
1,000,000 hits this week imo :monster: 999,999 of them are Eric
Only a few people have displayed anything that could come even somewhat close to psychopathic behavior. I would be more worried about the people who are trying harder to point out that everyone else is in the wrong. Something is fishy with those individuals.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker
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Originally Posted by Lusty Justy
you don't get to :| you have no say in this hypothetical.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod:|Quote:
Originally Posted by Lusty Justy
asl op
Nothing. I'd do absolutely nothing. I'd be fat, rich, well sexed, and have done nothing to deserve it. ahhhhhh, nothing is better than gratuitous abuse of the original sins.
You are so unbelievably wrong. Peanut Butter and Cheese destroys any other food.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinThat is the grossest thing I've heard today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
I'm going with pistol whipping every director who re-cut and re-released a beloved movie one time for each sin against the original movie.
They're not allowed to release the movies they originally wanted to?Quote:
Originally Posted by GhandiOwnsYou