Antelopes. I just can't see the point of them. Like... what the hell do they even do? Just kill the whole smurfing lot of them and be done with it.
And yourself, dear Eyes on?
THREAD RULES:
- First person to say "The human race :smug:" gets banned.
- First person to say "The French" gets Knighted.
(SPOILER)I am not going to do either of those things; entirely too lazy to go to the admin cp. :kiss:
Mosquitoes. Damn bugs need to go away for good!
Dust Bunnies. :)
Dane Cook.
the French
Bunny
Psychotic's signature
the human ra..
mosqui...
GRR
Cavindish.
Everyone named Paul.
The gays.
Wasps.
Well ofcourse the French, along with the Germans, the Dutch and the convicts (austrailians) too. Sorry Dennis, Dak, you've just gotta go. That or claim to be British or American from now until forever but one little slip and it's the rope for you.
On a more serious note to answer the question... Fleas, they infest your pets, infest your home, infest your bed and bite you :bou::bou::bou::bou:less even though they can't survive on human blood due to the high salt content...smurf flea's you do nothing you're a parasite.
Also ants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Mosquitoes, Cockroaches, Flies, Spiders and other bugs.
Spiders, squids, and
wait for it
Oh, Sarah! :bigsmile:
Octopi.
smurf. Those. Things.
Sarah will be along any moment now to relate exactly why I hate octopi so much.
Snakes!!! -shudders-
Goddamn moths scare my ass off when they come buzzing next to my ear.
cats. all of them.
All the males in the entire world but for me. My life shall be spent saving the human race, and my nickname shall be "The breeder". Life would be good and I predict death by snoo snoo at 60.
Also, baby seals, but I prefer to do so myself. Makes the sport more interesting.
How amusing it would be if you just so happened to have a very inheritable and terrible genetic disease :>.
I would make everyone who hate cats go extinct.
them brits
Psychiatrists.
They just don't care D=
People who don't like puppies.
Chavs
French chavs
French chav rabbits
French chav rabbits with a genetic connection to the human race
All spiders except for daddy long legs.
But they aren't spiders...Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Bedbugs. Those things are gross and insanely hard to get rid of.
In the US it refers to a spider. Otherwise known as a "cellar spider."Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of LeviathanBut they aren't spiders...Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
:O For me it refers to something else~
These ones.
Tough call between wasps and mosquitos. I'll probably go with wasps. If we got rid of mosquitos then we'd overpopulate Earth even faster.
Cockroaches and Texans.
At first I was like "Why on earth would anyone want to get rid of the greatest creatures in the entire universe" but then I realized - it's to preserve our long-term dominance of the planet. I applaud your foresight even as I deplore your desire to kill our Divine friends in the deep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
I would kill all Centipedes. I'm not a fan of spiders either. But of my smurf centipedes are the most horrific thing to walk the earth. If C'thulhu were real he would have the form of a centipede.
Around here it refers to HarvestmenQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackIn the US it refers to a spider. Otherwise known as a "cellar spider."Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of LeviathanBut they aren't spiders...Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
For Hux:
http://i.imgur.com/eAa8i.jpg
One of these was on my parent's house once. smurfing 9" long. It was crawling to a nest of baby birds.
First of all, Allie, I hate your guts for a hot minute.
Wait for it to pass.
Second of all, it probably didn't eat them. It probably just turned them into horrific monsters. Didn't you have one in your sink that one time?
Women.
excuse me, what the smurfing hell have I ever done to youQuote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
Twilight fans.
Yeah that. And also 'cause this one time on Baywatch...Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFAt first I was like "Why on earth would anyone want to get rid of the greatest creatures in the entire universe" but then I realized - it's to preserve our long-term dominance of the planet. I applaud your foresight even as I deplore your desire to kill our Divine friends in the deep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Okay, that's pretty cool. I take back the octopus genocide proposal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Mimic octopus huh? Well :bou::bou::bou::bou:, that's pretty impressive. Get a couple of those fellas together and we might just find ourselves a new dominant species.
I think things like Camel Spiders are pretty cool. Even if they are the size of your face.
I don't mind the idea of being eaten alive by bull sharks.
But some of the parasites on this planet just piss me off. The Onchocerciasis worm can just die! What's the point of it? African River blindness? That's your legacy? DIE!!!!
While I'm at it, the Loa Loa worm can smurf off too.
Does it have to be animal? And does it only have to be one?
Because I would eliminate all bacteria from the earth. But even if I did, a new species would develop.
Chiggers. AKA No-See-Ums.
Deal with those little bastards one time. Just once. You will contemplate sawing off your own limbs and burning them just for the satisfaction of taking those bastards down.
And that's just the start of it. I was watching a documentary about disecting a giant squid or something and they went off on a tangent about this sort of thing. My favourite is how they camouflage to such extreme levels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIIIOkay, that's pretty cool. I take back the octopus genocide proposal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Deer. I don't know how populated deer are where you live, but they're all over the goddamn place here. They're so smurfing stupid. Don't ever judge someone's driving based on whether or not they've hit a deer, because they'll do ANYTHING to get hit. I've been with people multiple times where the deer will cross the rode and then make a dash BACK at the car they just avoided. I hate them.
That was like magic. These animals are smurfing insane!Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoBAnd that's just the start of it. I was watching a documentary about disecting a giant squid or something and they went off on a tangent about this sort of thing. My favourite is how they camouflage to such extreme levels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIIIOkay, that's pretty cool. I take back the octopus genocide proposal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Okay, now I am proposing octopus genocide.
you can't propose anything, you're extinct, see my first post
Corgis. Screw those things.
Laddy will hunt you down. Fear him.
Corgis are not a species! So not only are you evil, but silly as well!Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
L or h. Preferably both.
Then you wouldn't have anyone to tell you how adorable your gayness is!Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
I have girls that do that! I'm talking women. And cool chicks can always be one of the girls, so the term is broad. I mean Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sarah Palin. They are women. You are a girl.
gays.
sorry, the bible says no.
but we can still be frienz
If we're following the Bible, can I still be buddies with my shellfish?
yes
Pandas. They only eat things for which their digestive systems are not designed. No wonder they're endangered.
Did you just call FOA a girl? She's gonna curb stomp you!