You will never be as great at everything as James Franco is.
It is time to face this fact and continue living your life. Or you can kill yourself because you will never achieve the level of greatness that James Franco has achieved.
This is why.
1) James Franco is an Academy Award-nominated actor
2) James Franco reenrolled at UCLA in the fall of 2006 as an English major with a creative writing concentration. Having received permission to take as many as 62 course credits per quarter compared to the normal limit of 19 while continuing to act, he received his undergraduate degree in June 2008 with a GPA over 3.5.
3) James Franco later moved to New York to simultaneously attend graduate school at Columbia University's MFA writing program, New York University's Tisch School of the Arts for filmmaking, and Brooklyn College for fiction writing, while occasionally commuting to North Carolina's Warren Wilson College for poetry. He received his MFA from Columbia in 2010. Oh and he is also a Ph.D. student in English at Yale University and will attend the Rhode Island School of Design.
4) James Franco had a collection of his short stories published.
5) James Franco starred in 41 episodes of General Hospital in 2009. He's also gearing up to direct an episode very soon.
6) James Franco has written screenplays.
7) James Franco has directed short films and is gearing up to shoot features.
8) James Franco wants to write and direct adaptations of Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian and William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying.
9) James Franco is going to help teach a class about James Franco.
10) YouTube - Spiderman 3 Pie
11) James Franco is 32 years old
Discuss James Franco and how you will never be as great as him.
*I did not write this but it is all true.
