How Long until Penis? The Chat Roulette game.

So, I was bored and decided to see just how long it took me to find a penis guy on chat roullette.

Surprisingly, In 30 minutes I didn't see one.

Now, there was two people positioned to look like they were having sex, but given I coudln't see the sex parts in question, I doubt anything was happening.

And one guy looked like he was playing with a little something something, but off screen so that doesn't count.

SO, let's find out WHO finds penis guy the fastest.

Or just share odd things seen on chat roullete, I guess that's a more appropriate thread.

I don't get them often either. Perhaps it depends on the time you log in :p.

what is this chat roullete you speak of???

http://www.chatroulette.com/

Connects you randomly to someone else online and you talk to them. :P

Unlike Omecle, there's a webcam and Mic set up.

I started two minutes ago.

I am now watching a man do interesting things to himself. Or at least I was until I closed the tab.

So two minutes. BEAT THAT!

Actually if you log on in about eight hours you probably won't have a problem beating that.

I finally saw Penis guy.

ANd I say this the straightest way possible, but that was the most incredible penis I've seen in my entire life.

And the 'Only Girls 18++' sign made me giggle.

Took me 2 minutes to stumble across a guy with a finger up his bum. No penis yet, though.

edit: geez, it's taking forever. There's just people here now, what the hell has happened to chatroulette?

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Originally Posted by Levian

geez, it's taking forever. There's just people here now, what the hell has happened to chatroulette?

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I think that's the roulette part kicking in...

GAH! I got one on the 4th person!
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN TO ME!!!!?

No penis here. Just someone holding up a sign saying "Show me your feet!" and a girl show her boobs.

Now it's something resembling a nipple, but its got captain crunch written on it
edit: current roulette results
guy jacking off
sex ad
sex ad
somebodys ass
sex ad
some guy, completely clothed
some guy jacking off
normal guy
some guy jacking off
guy jacking off
me
some guy
penis
same guy as earlier
same penis
another guy jacking off.

I reccomend nobody ever goes to the site entitled alternate chatroullette.
I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE

The number of penis's is increasing, though damn they've all been tiny.

And some guy said I was smurfing beautiful. :P

I'm scared, I'm scarred, and I fear men now and am afraid of my own penis

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Now it's something resembling a nipple, but its got captain crunch written on it
edit: current roulette results
guy jacking off
sex ad
sex ad
somebodys ass
sex ad
some guy, completely clothed
some guy jacking off
normal guy
some guy jacking off
guy jacking off
me
some guy
penis
same guy as earlier
same penis
another guy jacking off.

I reccomend nobody ever goes to the site entitled alternate chatroullette.
I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE

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It's just like that episode of South Park.

only much worse
that onw was a guy with a strapon, thats it, no more internet. ONE penis is too much for me to see, two is way too much. That is the last time I participate in a see how long you can do something before someone attacks you with a penis game

I thought I'd gotten away free but then the sneaky bastard moved a paper out of the way to reveal that the desk was transparent glass and of course he was pantless.

hahahaha.
Im serious though, I am now afriad of going to the bathroom because I would have to see my penis

I'm going to avoid actually participating because I don't want weirdos

I'm just waiting for the day some guy is jerking off on chatroulette and his mom is switched into the chat.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

I'm just waiting for the day some guy is jerking off on chatroulette and his mom is switched into the chat.

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HAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAAA!!!!

well, it's not very difficult to find a penis on chatroulette or on bazoocam, you just have to try in the morning, where all the people who have nothing to do are on line... normal people go on line in the evening, so you won't find perverts on line :D

I got some today. Two at once, once.

Ha ha! Seriously, the second person I was given was a nude skinny white guy sitting in a bath tub. WTF people! It's 7:50 in the evening here, for the record.

.... I dont think we should play this game any more.

Yeah let's stop. I got this old guy who was massaging his nipples. I barfed.

I was there for about 30 minutes. I never saw a penis, but one person called me an attractive young lady and three or four other asked if I show. And then I got IP banned for no reason.

You're obviously behaving inappropriately Værn. How many points do you win if you're penis? :p I'm surprised nobody else thought of that.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

I'm just waiting for the day some guy is jerking off on chatroulette and his mom is switched into the chat.

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I'm sure it did happen to someone :D

We've discussed this in the staff forum and have decided that games involving looking for porn and linking to chatroulette (let's face it, we all know every other page is effectively porn) will, going forward, not be allowed. I'll close this thread.