Rumors of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

If you could choose your own way to die, what would it be? Sinking with a sad face like Leo DiCaprio? Explosions? You may also choose your last words, if any.

Inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvPvfVOUV8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQTp5BL5MMU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AASYGG7mrw

I recognise one of those clips. I wonder why. :greenie:

Explosions sound good. I'd like to say something witty but if I can't think of wit now, I'll have a hard time of it while being exploded.

Sleeping on the lap of my dear wife by the balcony while listening to classical music at around 3 o'clock in October. It has to be sunny, warm, and peaceful :3

If I live long enough, at age 80 I'm going skydiving but never opening my chute. I wonder what I should aim for :p

screaming.

I know quoting Monty Python is, you know, lame, but have you ever seen Monty Python's the Meaning of Life? Remember this bit? This man is about to die. In a few moments, now, he will be killed, for Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.

Every man who has seen that movie would choose the exact same method. Go google crazy if you're curious, I can't post it here :greenie:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

I don't care, as long as it's painless and not embarrassing.

Torn to pieces by a pack of wolves.

I want to die like I lived:

Lots of explosions.

I want to have a nice long fight before I die, preferably with half the weapons in China in it. Except, you know, the other person follows through and kills me. No pussy mercy :mymelbert:



Being killed by the intense need to say a one-liner isn't so bad either.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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:onoes:

In an evening gown.

Death by snoo snoo.

G13 likes his women like he likes his hamburgers: big and beefy.

And with bacon.

Chased off a cliff by naked women.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

G13 likes his women like he likes his hamburgers: big and beefy.

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and his men like his coffee; Columbian and trapped in a bag.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I know quoting Monty Python is, you know, lame, but have you ever seen Monty Python's the Meaning of Life? Remember this bit? This man is about to die. In a few moments, now, he will be killed, for Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.

Every man who has seen that movie would choose the exact same method. Go google crazy if you're curious, I can't post it here :greenie:

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This. Hell yes.

That or die whilst being smurfed senseless by 3 gorgeous girls, it'd do me if I had a heart attack there and then.

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

And with bacon.

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Well that's just a given. What kind of communist bastard eats a burger without bacon? Heresy if there every was.

A stroke! :mog:

It's probably what's going to happen, so might as well hope for it. :jess:

My last action before death would be to give my EOFF account password to someone else to carry on my legacy. :bigsmile:

I'd like to die being choked by Rantz.