The Fellowship has failed

I will find no rest here. I heard her voice inside my head. She spoke of my father and the fall of Gondor. She said to me, even now, there is hope left, but I cannot see it. It is long since we had any hope. My father is a noble man, but his rule is failing, and our people lose faith. He looks to me to make things right and I would do it. I would see the glory of Gondor restored. Have you ever seen it, Aragorn? The White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver, its banners caught high in the morning breeze. Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets?

I've been wanting to rewatch these movies recently. Marathon!

Aren't you dead?

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If you would but lend me the Ring...

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My preciousssssss

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Are you asking to be made Gollum?

wtf. I hate this place :mad2:

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wtf. I hate this place :mad2:

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You hate everything, Mikey >.>

I know. I'm full of hate.
But, I don't wanna figure out who it who. I don't posses enough marijuana for that much effort.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

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I know. I'm full of hate.
But, I don't wanna figure out who it who. I don't posses enough marijuana for that much effort.

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Yeah... Yeah, I think you do.

No, I don't have any :(

That's because you failed to keep it secret and keep it safe.

No dear Gandalf. Where I failed was prior to these current events. You see, I was sick about two fortnight ago and was not able to do my daily work. This in return drastically lowered my abilities to purchase such fine things.

I stole the precious.

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Sure, sure, I'd take care of Sauron for you, but it'd take time away from my Ent-lovin'.

Ooh This sounds fun!

Remember when I was in The Goonies? Now look at me:

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/soa...che=1260986199

Oh Sam.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/When_Frodo_Met_Sam.jpg

I KNEW IT

Trolls beware.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/legolas_troll.jpg

I have a big crush on Legolas. That beautiful haaaaaaaaaair! :kaoclove:

Yeah, yeah me too. Orlando in general is a pretty attractive dude. With a hot Aussie wife.

The white tower sees far, Mithrandir. With your left hand you would use me as a shield against Mordor and with your right you would seek to suppress me.

I knew it would be a hobbit, I just didn't know which one!

NSFW NSFW >=(

Hahaha I love this thread :love:

Stupid fat hobbit hates poor Smeagle, and he makes up nasty lies!



Sneaking.

Is there already a Smeagle?

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I watched all 3 movies over the course of about 4 weeks. I take a lot of breaks. Wait...I haven't finished ROTK

They are worth watching if you skip all of the Sam/Frodo scenes. God I hate watching those scenes.

Extended Editions, of course!

Why didn't anyone tell me that today was LotR day?

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Genenral Chat, of Eyes on Each Other, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same apathy that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the activity of EoFF fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of spambots and double posts when the age of EoFF comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good forum, I bid you post, EoFFers of the West!

also who wants to be arwen? :love: hopefully someone suitably sweaty and hairy.

I'll be anything except Arwen

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I'll be anything except Arwen

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Fine, but Arwen is gonna be a drunk bimbo who loves cheese and cheese products.

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NSFW NSFW >=(

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Pfft, there's nothing NSFW about it.

Were the reviews that bad?

Seriously, I'll be Arwen.
Or Smeagle.
Or Treebeard.
Or Bilbo.
Or Elrond.
Or Theodin.
Or the Balrog

Elrond: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.

You're a wizard Harry

I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...m_bombadil.jpg

May the force be with you

Of course I dare mock you.

Someone should invite DD and make him Sauron.

This thread is terrible.

Well then you fit right in here.

I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?

I would make a fine Arwen.

I'd make a good Darth Vader.

Or Smeagle.

I demand to be made into the witch king!

I DEMAND TO BE MADE INTO SMEAGLE!
I wanna obsess over things.

Guess what I'm too smurfing lazy to go changing 10 more names and then change them back so set up your own avatars and play pretend mm'kay I got :bou::bou::bou::bou: to do.

Vampire Diaries and craisins. smurf yeah. Don't forget the Baby Bell cheese.

I've almost been here a year, do I get to choose a new name soon?

You're stuck with it for a year after that.

And a year doesn't really mean much.

I'll think carefully.

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I DEMAND TO BE MADE INTO SMEAGLE!
I wanna obsess over things.

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It's Sméagol, dude.

And another reason why no one will touch you.

I can't decide between Loveless and The Heartless who lost his panties on a trip to Mexico last April

You're the one who's a hobbit.

EDIT: @ Shluppers

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You're the one who's a hobbit.

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I'm six feet tall.

While we're making demands that wont come true, I demand someone make me Old Tom Bombadil.

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Oh Sam.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/When_Frodo_Met_Sam.jpg

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I need to see this movie. =d

This thread has become a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and stupid talk of name changes. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand posts could you fix this. It is folly.

You smurfers really know how to kill the mood. :mad:

And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground!

Which is, of course, ridiculous

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This thread has become a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and stupid talk of name changes. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand posts could you fix this. It is folly.

You smurfers really know how to kill the mood. :mad:

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Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond just said? The thread must be preserved!

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by frost.

We don't say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm... except the consistency of squirrel droppings?

A dwarf should know better than to try the tall woods.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._7687599_n.jpg

http://cboye.files.wordpress.com/201...pg?w=500&h=433

He has my gigantic tree feet

Gods of EoFF damn you all, myself included. Now I have to watch LotR before I sleep. :|

I send you psp copy?

I have the Dvds :greenie:

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Hey.

I have very few quotes to go on here. Don't be poachin' my quoteage. Go get you some Eomer quotes or some Nazgul quotes or some Sharkey quotes.

No man can kill me.
Women can, but thats only by naggin.

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Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm... except the consistency of squirrel droppings?

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Hey.

I have very few quotes to go on here. Don't be poachin' my quoteage. Go get you some Eomer quotes or some Nazgul quotes or some Sharkey quotes.

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My apologies short one :bow:
SCREEEECH

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Crap. Where's Eowyn when you need her?

Do you not know?
The wimin of this vilg lernd long ago that those who dont use a sord can still dye by it

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Crap. Where's Eowyn when you need her?

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Probably under Faramir.

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OMG YES. xDDD

He can still do some evil, in a small but mean way.

Oh? This is the movie? Oh, then nevermind.

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OMG YES. xDDD

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Love it :lol: I giggled.

That was quite possibly the best thing I've seen all day :jess:
Edit: Also
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r...alfstopzj0.gif

I just may have to dig up my picture of an actual road sign with Gandalf on it. Shortly followed by a marathon of watching the extended editions back to back, just to see if I still have them memorized. This thread is epic win.

EDIT: Turns out the road sign picture was a shop.

No Horn of Gondor or pointy hat trick reference yet? Retarded catapult idea? Bagenders, anyone? I do not know how far your fanship goes if it has not led you down any dark alleys.

I don't think we need to include the super secret diaries in this thread.


Also, realized I can still receit the entire movie script by heart. Man, I love my nerdiness.

If true, that is impressive beyond belief. I'd ask for evidence in voice clip form, but you could just as easily read a script :(

You have no idea how much the right knuckles on my left hand hurt! And I don't know why. :(

Just when I wanted to sign up for the fellowship! :(

I got a rich experienceswith escorting hobbits to volcano ya know, just check my resume! :(

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Just when I wanted to sign up for the fellowship! :(

I got a rich experienceswith escorting hobbits to volcano ya know, just check my resume! :(

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What about dealing with orcs? :zombert:

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hah