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My good friend Will has asked me to inform you all that Nikki pooped a baby earlier this evening. I'm sure they would have loved to tell you all themselves but they won't be home from the hospital until later and have bestowed this great honor upon me.
Join me in welcoming little Haiden Abigail West-Horton (smurf you Wes there's a hyphen, deal with it) into the world and the Eyes on Final Fantasy community.
Mazel Tov.
Weight, height, blood type and 1.3 billion pictures will be coming soon, I presume. :)
That hyphen makes the kid 30% less cool. Sorry, but she will never make head cheerleader. And it's all your fault. And when she comes home crying because the 10-year-old boy who pulled her pigtails asked some other girl out? Also your fault.
That gives me an idea: last names should instead be the parents' last named squished together. Wo/erton? Hest? Horest? The latter may potentially be appropriate, depending on her career choices.
Oh right, new kid in the world. Congrats, and I hope Nikki is suitably drugged up.
Let the corruption begin. Wes and I are already here. Let's just get PG and Paul.
OMG CONGRATS GUYS! Welcome to the world little one that can't read text yet ^_^ EoFF baby!
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That gives me an idea: last names should instead be the parents' last named squished together. Wo/erton? Hest? Horest? The latter may potentially be appropriate, depending on her career choices.
Congratulations on your time and money sink spawn.
xD You must have the weirdest concept of how babies are born.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
I see how it is. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
He said "corruption." Not "smurfing."
According to you smurfs I don't get laid. :colbert:
And I have drug connections.
Congratulations, you go to college. So do most of us.Quote:
And I have drug connections.
My weed is better than yours.
Colorado supply + California supply.
I have variety. You probably have guttertrash.
You have access to your dirt weed and my awesome weed, that's your variety.
Boulder > San Diego as far as weed goes. Let's just be honest here.
Enough drugs up in the West-Horton thread, kid's too young for that :bou::bou::bou::bou:. West-Horton is a pretty smurfing awesome last name. I mean, I am fond of hyphens so that probably helps (and also means I must now battle Wes).
But 'grats to Haiden. I bet one day she will be laughing at us crusty old dudes. I bet she's probably laughing at us already :(
Also...
...
:shifty:
I call dibs on godparent. smurf YOU ALL HAHAHAHA
Damn, dibs beats most things I can think of...
Congratulations on being born Haiden!
But nothing beats the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of calling SHOTGUN God Father, it's ok Dakoda can be the God Mother.
Congrat's Nikki and Will.
Can I be The Godfather?
yay!
Congratulations, guys. I hope she has a long and happy life. :)
This is wonderful news!
YAY! Congrats!, pics of baby?
Firstly, this thread is about Nikki and Will's baby, not weed. Congratulations on babies! I want pics!
Secondly, pretty sure CA has better weed. And the law allows us to carry more. So suck it.
I hope their kid grows up to be the second bill gates, that's my blessing to them
Yeah, but they're not posting. I congratulated them on Facebook already. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I guess I will here to be on-topic. :p
Congrats, Nikki and Will!
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I am now the very proud father of a 4lb10oz baby girl. She's about 18 1/4 inches long. Thanks for the congratulations and more baby pictures will be up soon :hattip:
YAY! I love babies. Until the first time they poop after eating solid foods, then I don't at all.
Has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like Seth Rogan?
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/x...n/image001.jpg
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...tis4/rogan.jpg
No but damnit you're kind of right.
I have been told I look like Andy Samberg though
http://i604.photobucket.com/albums/t...10/samberg.jpg
Lulz. Seth with your baby and Andy in the car.
If Seth Rogan and Andy Samberg had a baby... and then that baby had a baby... it would be named Haiden and would be very cute.
I see what you did there.
Hahahaha :D
I'm well ahead of you. If I ever visit Nikki I will totally devour their child!Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
PS: the babby is so pretty. I want one
I think I'll get the baby some Skull Candies and a MP3 player full of metal.
If you do this, I will name you godfather. :doublecolbert:
Skullcandy are terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I will buy the baby a gameboy (already got a limited edition sp one, if you want it) and a copy of ff6Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
What will that make me?
Im just kidding, what would a baby do with a gameboy...
Or what if I send you guys some toys r us bucks, I think I have some laying around, I don't like anything they sell there (at reasonable prices), so if I find them I will send them to you guys because the kid is gonna want toys right?
They have skulls on them; they're brutal.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnySkullcandy are terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Plus they have candy, they're sweet!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodThey have skulls on them; they're brutal.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnySkullcandy are terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
*mew*
Brutal in that they are terrible headphones, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodThey have skulls on them; they're brutal.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnySkullcandy are terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
If I could, I'd get the kid a set of Beats by Dre and snap those :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty skull candies in half then decorate the beats with skulls painted on by hand.
Look he was just trying to help the kid grow up right, don't knock him for his gesture
Grow up wrong.
(These > Skullcandy and Beats by Dre.)
GUYZ this is a baby thread about a baby, please stop argueing and talk about teh baby?
*mew*
At no time did I say I endorsed his idea. I'm jus' saying, the man is trying. Failing, perhaps, but trying.
Those are also like 4 times as much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
This thread is about a baby that was recently born, not about headphones.
Perhaps this will help you understand
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/8...8892595140.jpg
Being made Godfather is relevant to my interests.
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Stop spamming or I will scratch you Julia (no N for you)
*.....*
You're not a mod.
Lol, while I appreciate headphones as much as the next guy, this is better-
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/x...Photo0416J.jpg
We are discussing which headphones would better benefit the baby that is being discussed in this thread. Ergo ipso facto shut up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
D'awwwwwwwwwwwww.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
Where do you live? I want to know where to send stuff so I can be Godfather. /smug
Lol it probably costs a good bit to mail from Cali to Tn mate xD
If I had enough gas money, I would drive out there just to congratulate you
*mew*
I could totally just stuff :bou::bou::bou::bou: into flat rate boxes. The USPS is my bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
Everything is piiiiiiiink!
I bought this book the other day, and I highly recommend it:
http://www.schmutzie.com/storage/pos...=1299626458209
Good Luck
I love it, I shall look for it!
Congrats~~~ can't wait to see pics!
Eric, you're so great, thanks for this. :kaoplain:
And thanks everyone for the congrats and such.
Julian... Do not turn my child into a heavy metal rebel who hates me. (:
Even though Will is probably just going to do that on his own. :colbert:
Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud. :D
OH YEAH, PICTUREZZ!?
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/DSCN1472.jpghttp://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/DSCN1468.jpghttp://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/DSCN1456.jpg
Little alien~ HOW CUTE!
I was thinking the same thingQuote:
Originally Posted by Melissaur
Clearly we know who the real father is.Quote:
Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud
I love the squinched-up newborny look. People who look like tiny old men please me.
Nonsense, metalheads are very loving people. I love my parents.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
Also, cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
we aren't talking about incest here Julian, we're talking about actual love.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodNonsense, metalheads are very loving people. I love my parents.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
Also, cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
Yeah, only Steve gets to talk about my mother.
Did someone say paternity test? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Whoa whoa, Julian. The smurf, I thought I got to talk about her as well. :stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Ninja, please.
Damn. :mad:
Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable WillDid someone say paternity test? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
How about an old fashion duel to the death?
Dad's still free game? That's how I like 'em.Quote:
Yeah, only Steve gets to talk about my mother.
Now you're talkin! :shoot:Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyNope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable WillDid someone say paternity test? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
How about an old fashion duel to the death?
Guess what I'm talking about?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Rabbits.
you should put the kid in a bunny costume!
You do what you want with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
I'll kill anyone who gets close to my daughter with a bunny outfit. :mymelbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Even if it's a Bunny outfit?
Hmm... that might be acceptable.
Sidenote: I want her to have this hat --> :hat:
Bunny in the hat, got it.
:D
You're not getting off that easy. Go change your daughter's diaper!Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable WillDid someone say paternity test? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
But they're getting smelly now :(Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackYou're not getting off that easy. Go change your daughter's diaper!Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable WillDid someone say paternity test? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Like your poop doesn't smell.
Infant poop is the worst. The smell, like, infects you. Especially formula-fed babies. That is just nasty.
Thankfully she doesn't drink formula now, and with these new bottles we have she doesn't spit up much either! :jess:
http://www.videovat.com/images/1/080...ded_diaper.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
Don't let it get to this point.
Lawls, Eric. That's just wrong. xD
Will, shut up! I will dress her in whatever I please. (:<
She would be cute as a bunny. :heart:
Please put her in tiny costumes as often as possible.
Okay! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I wanted to dress her up as a tonberry, I think I will since she looks like an alien.
Fix'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
Lawl. Then more jokes about who the real father is would pursue. P:
I approve of that.
You like some weird :bou::bou::bou::bou: Amanda.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I'm requesting pics of her dressed in:
- Vest suit
- Metal armor
- Eiko outfit
- Quina outfit
That's all for now. Hop to it! HOP!
Like a bunny? :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien