Freakazoid

I was sitting here on my computer, and the glare from the screen reflected my freakishly long arms.

This is a self-portrait:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3559/...7e9d8c77_o.jpg


What on your body is freakish? Please don't/do go into detail.

The teeth in the front of my bottom row are so crooked and jagged it's not even funny!

Double-jointed in my shoulder blades. I can make it look like I'm about to sprout wings. :D

I'm so good looking it creeps people out.

My toes are long.

My second and third toe are both longer than my big toe.

I also have 'spaghetti arms'.

One testicle hangs lower than the other.

My body is Venusian.

Julian: That's normal.

Shiny: I'm Justy Left-Eye Lopes ;) :(

There is a cavity in my chest where I imagine you humans have your "hearts".

I can rotate just the lower part of my leg so that my right foot faces right and my knee faces forwards.

I can and do crack my neck/shoulders/knees quite violently. People think I am breaking bones occasionally.

I'm pretty normal, yo

I have very long arms, fingers, dicks, legs, and toes.

Multiple dicks huh

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Originally Posted by Justy

Julian: That's normal.

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That's the joke.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

I have very long arms, fingers, dicks, legs, and toes.

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:stare:

Is there something wrong with that? Isn't that... normal?

What the hell.

You win.

The length of my whipping hair, is freakish and accepted in my Zulu Tribe in Northern Canada.

I can touch my chin as well as my nose, using my tongue. :p (:quina: might be more appropriate here though :bigsmile:)

I'm also very very thin, when I put my hard around my wrist my thumb will touch the first joint of my middle finger.

I have gray eyes, so they will appear to change color based on what I am wearing. :p

I find it very comfortable to sit in a full lotus position for long periods of time, I can enter said position without using my hands.

My cousin can rotate her arm 180 degrees, while keeping the rest of her body still.

I have a freakishly thin (SPOILER)wrist. It's like 6.5 inches

I have huge leg muscles. :( I do a lot of cardio biking cause I hate treadmills and hiking and I'm a freak for it!

Um...asymmetrical ears :(

My nose looks like a penis.

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Originally Posted by Vermachtnis

My nose looks like a penis.

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WHY I CAN'T REP

My tongue can touch just over the tip of my nose and my hands look huge on my tiny wrists.

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Originally Posted by Vermachtnis

My nose looks like a penis.

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I bet it gets blown a lot

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Originally Posted by Vermachtnis

My nose looks like a penis.

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I have a long, thin "Julia Roberts" style horse face. :|


People try to feed me apples.


I have really skinny chicken legs, with lots of hair on them. It's hard to give you a mental picture. They just look awkward.


So yeah, I'm a BAMF. I know.

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Originally Posted by Rase

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Exactly, and the fact that you posted that after penis nose.

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

I have a long, thin "Julia Roberts" style horse face. :|


People try to feed me apples.

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hahahaha

I feel for you.

It's my mind that's warped.

I do believe that means I win this thread.

Oh come now, you're just begging for some bannable replies.

Nothing abnormal about me :(

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

Nothing abnormal about me :(

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Hey come on there's nothing wrong with that. You just can't hang around with us special kids anymore.

I have man hands and girly fingers.

Also, big nose is big.

I have a larger-than-normal gap between my big toe and my second toe on each foot.

Oh, I know! I have ridiculously soft hands. You can tell I've never done a hard day's work in me life.

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Originally Posted by Laddy

I have man hands and girly fingers.

Also, big nose is big.

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Same here lol

Soft hands... like a girl?

Aren't all Aussies supposed to have manly rough hands from catching Koalas and fighting with aborigines and such? I have girly looking fingers but my hands are rough. ;)

What do you mean by girly fingers? You mean like the ones with big round nail plates? :(

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Soft hands... like a girl?

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Nah I have softer hands than all of my female friends.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Soft hands... like a girl?

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Nah I have softer hands than all of my female friends.

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Hey, how you doin', Dak? :jokey:

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Originally Posted by Remon

What do you mean by girly fingers? You mean like the ones with big round nail plates? :(

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He means this:

http://replicatorinc.com/blog/wp-con...picture-54.png

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Soft hands... like a girl?

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Nah I have softer hands than all of my female friends.

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Hey, how you doin', Dak? :jokey:

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You should be jealous Julian. I get to touch girls' hands all the time because they want to compare.

It's not really their hands I want to touch, Dak.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

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Originally Posted by Remon

What do you mean by girly fingers? You mean like the ones with big round nail plates? :(

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He means this:

http://replicatorinc.com/blog/wp-con...picture-54.png

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Quite right;

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